Unicorn horn powder: the date in the fanfic doesn't match the one in real life yet, but I hope I'd write Christmas fluff during or near Christmas time! Time skips are great
I was planning on making a chapter for each of their birthdays but I'm a lazy butthole so have a solangelo wedding.
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[October 14]
Perseaus: GUYS
Perseaus: FUCK
Perseaus: I CANT FIND MY TIE
Perseaus: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE BEST MAN WITHOUT THE TIE
Perseaus: THE WEDDING STARTS AT LIKE AN HOUR
Spooky scary skeletons: oh my fucking gods Percy
G(old): what's the last place you've seen it at
Perseaus: I have the memory of a fish how am I supposed to know
Smarter than you: that's offensive to fish
Spooky scary skeletons: took the words right outta my mouth
G(old): maybe frank knows where it is?
G(old): ok nvm frank says he has no clue
G(old): he also says that this wedding means a whole lot to Nico and Will and me and that he'd turn into a shark and bite ur head off if you mess it up
Perseaus: mean frank makes me giggle
Perseaus: i dont know why
Perseaus: whenever frank says anything that can be seen as mean I just giggle
Spooky scary skeletons: honestly me too
Spooky scary skeletons: But for fuck's sake Percy where did you lose the goddamn tie
Perseaus: I DONT KNOW
Smarter than you: it's in my purse lol
Smarter than you: I wanted to wait to see how long it would talk for seaweed brain to realize his tie has disappeared
Smarter than you: exactly 43 minutes and 32 seconds
Perseaus: did you have to worry me like that :'(
Smarter than you: sorry babe :)
Spooky scary skeletons: I wanna get married immediatelyyyyy
G(old): Nico are you already drunk
Spooky scary skeletons: drunk on the chemicals that are called love
G(old): what the fuck
Smarter than you: no fucking swearing in this goddamn Christian Minecraft server
Perseaus: wow ok
[Wouldiwas is online]
Wouldiwas: nicoooooooooo I love you
Spooky scary skeletons: love can wait till the wedding starts loser
Wouldiwas: rude
Spooky scary skeletons: sigh love u too
G(old): hECK DAD ARRIVED
Spooky scary skeletons: fuck he said he wasn't coming
G(old): he lied
Wouldiwas: wait he's hERE
Wouldiwas: gods damnit hades scares me
Smarter than you: hey at least your dad isn't at the wedding
Perseaus: oh my gods Apollo prolly wouldn't stop singing if he came
G(old): dad says this place isn't as emo as he expected
Spooky scary skeletons: what the fuck dad
Wouldiwas: I AM GOING TO D I E
Smarter than you: Will go take ur Xanax
Wouldiwas: not even Xanax can help me now
Perseaus: Wise girl where are u I need my tie
Smarter than you: I'm next to the front seats
Perseaus: I'm coming now
Wouldiwas: babe babe babe I think I hear the sun chariot pulling up I hate this
Spooky scary skeletons: oh heck oh fuck oh heck oh fuck oh heck oh fuck
Spooky scary skeletons: Hazel can you please separate Jason and Apollo and make sure they're far away as possible
G(old): already did so big bro
[sparky sparky is online]
Sparky sparky: wHY THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKER HERE
Perseaus: it's his son's wedding
G(old): sun**
Perseaus: thank u Hazel love you
G(old): uwu
Sparky sparky: Will you're too good to be Apollo's son
Wouldiwas: thanks?
G(old): hey Jason lets go get you a drink
Sparky sparky: I'm not sitting next to that ugly sun boy
Spooky scary skeletons: you won't don't worry
[sparky sparky is offline]
G(old): ugly sun boy
Perseaus: ugly sun boy
Wouldiwas: ugly sun boy
[smarter than you changed the group chat name to: "ugly sun boy"]
Wouldiwas: ok my wedding's in an hour so y'all better leave your damn phones and get ready
Perseaus: sorry daddy will
Spooky scary skeletons: never say that again
[Wouldiwas is offline]
Smarter than you: did you guys know that October 14 is the perfect mixture of Halloween and valentine's
Spooky scary skeletons: that's why will and I chose this date lol
Perseaus: that's so fucking cool
Spooky scary skeletons: only the best for Will
G(old): cuties
G(old): wedding time babes!
G(old(: Percy do you have your tie
Perseaus: yup
G(old): Nico are you ready
Spooky scary skeletons: Leo won't stop trying to fix my hair but other than that yeah
G(old): Anna are Hades Apollo and Jason apart
Smarter than you: If they weren't this place would've set on fire already lmao
G(old): well then let's get this party started!
Spooky scary skeletons: finally :))
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ive been really sad and unmotivated lately but I'll hopefuly upload two more chapters before New Years uwu