ACKNOWLEDGE ME.
Okay, since we're already at part 37, I'd like to make a few acknowledgements before we continue to the chapter.
First of all, I'd like to thank:
Puppets' Master, Luna Calamity, IcarusWing, Tall on the Inside, AnonymousSanSama, Ryu3oktober, KiaraWangWilliams, Nyapoop14
and all those others who provided ideas for this fic. You are all Prussia (I would capitalise the names, but that might cause some confusion when you search them... you'd better).
And then there's everyone from the U.S., the U.K., Taiwan, Canada, Mexico, Germany, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Australia, the Philippines, U.A.E., Singapore, Sweden, India, Poland, the Netherlands, Portugal, Iceland, France, Uganda, Hong Kong, El Salvador, Lithuania, Israel, Ukraine, Vietnam, Spain, Finland, Bulgaria, New Zealand, Norway, Italy, Macau, Romania, Serbia, Montenegro, Ireland, Belgium, South Africa, Denmark, Turkey, Russia, Japan, Brunei Darussalam, China, Bolivia, Switzerland, Kuwait, Chile, the Republic of Korea, Guam, Thailand, Aland Islands, Egypt, Estonia, Hungary, Venezuela, Austria, Guatemala, Brazil, Belarus, and Malaysia who have read my story.
And also, not to forget Himaruya Alföðr, All Father (sorry, Odin), for creating Hetalia.
And thanks to the people who created Wikipedia, too, because Wikipedia is awesome. Especially the Latin prefixes page (only about two people would get this...).
LASTLY, A BIT OF EMPHASIS ON SOME PEOPLE:
AnonymousSanSama and Nyapoop14: thanks for sticking with me for just about all of my fanfictions and for all your support!
Puppets' Master: some of your ideas probably kept this thing going. Thank you!
Anna Whitlinger and WooHooHETALIA (and "EnchantedFairyPuff," if you're reading this, even if I know you don't have an account): thanks for being great friends (even if I have a tendency to threaten you all with "injections" Me: heh.).
Not that the rest of you aren't great, too.
COOKIES FOR READING.
CONT' TO PART 37.
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Arthur Kirkland
a=m/s2
– England
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Alfred F. Jones
What?
- AMERICA THE CONFUSED HERO!
To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Arthur Kirkland
[Forwarded: From Alfred F. Jones to Arthur Kirkland, Subj: Re: Acceleration]
See, I told you he wouldn't know. Ha.
– England
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Oui. Fine. You taught him well... for a hoodlum.
~ France
To: Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy
From: Alfred F. Jones
WHAT?
- AMERICA THE INCREASINGLY CONFUSED HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Arthur Kirkland
Shoo.
England
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Go away, Amerique. This is adult business. Why don't you go and play your little videogames or watch something? I heard that season five of "Star Wars the Clone Wars" just came out. Maybe they'll have that Jar Jar alien in this season. He reminds me of you a lot.
~ France
To: Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy
From: Alfred F. Jones
WHAT?
- AMERICA THE INCREASINGLY INCREASINGLY CONFUSED HERO!
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred F. Jones
Hey bro,
You know, reading France and Britain's correspondence (I outta forward it to you but I'm too lazy to...), I'm starting to get that feeling again. The sense that my entire childhood was an elaborate sabotage.
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Dear Brother,
At least people noticed you when you were a kid, unlike how they didn't seem to ever see me. I think you only really noticed me once throughout our entire childhood, and that was in 1812 when you wanted to annex me.
Sincerely,
Canada
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred F. Jones
Really?
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred F. Jones
WAIT A SECOND, WHO THE HELL IS THIS? ? ?
STALKER ALERT! ! ! !
- AMERICA THE HERO! !
To: [Everyone]
From: Matthew Williams
OH COME ON NOW! DO I RADIATE AN AURA THAT PREVENTS PEOPLE FROM SEEING ME OR SOMETHING? WHY IS IT THAT NO ONE EVER SEES ME, OR HEARS ME, OR ANSWERS MY E-MAILS? ! IS IT THAT I'M COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWED BY MY BROTHER? IS IT THAT MY ACHIEVEMENTS CAN NEVER RIVAL AMERICA'S? !
– CANADA
To: Matthew Williams
From: Ludwig
In all likelihood, yes, since your brother is the world's only superpower at this moment.
Germany
To: Ludwig
From: Matthew Williams
That was incredibly blunt.
Canada
To: Matthew Williams
From: Ludwig
Oh, was it? I'm sorry.
Germany
. . . .
To: [Everyone]
From: Matthew Williams
Ah, everyone, sorry. I apologise for my not-so-little outburst a bit ago. I'm afraid I was a bit out of control at the time. Please accept my deepest apologies.
Again, sorry,
Canada
ON OCTOBER 1
To: Yao Wang
From: Alfred F. Jones
HAPPY DAMN COMMIE BIRTHDAY YOU F—KING GIT. GO AWAY AND DIE YOU GOD DAMN F—KING COMMUNIST.
Attached: [recording] jinglebellsihatechinahaha
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Yao Wang
So you're twisting one of your own Christmas songs? Honestly, you are all so immature.
China
To: Yao Wang
From: Alfred F. Jones
Well, look who's talking! You can't even predict the future, or use mystical forces, or fight evil emperors. Hell, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BEARD. And you say you're 4000+? Pfft.
- AMERICA THE HERO!
PS.: You haven't got a devoted younger pupil who completely worships you, either.
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Yao Wang
I'm not one of those stereotypical old guys from your movies!
– China
STEPS TO MAKING A GOOD MOVIE
Step 1: Choose a main character
Step 2: Kill off the main character's parents and dump them with an aunt or uncle, or both.
Step 3: Add a super powerful villain with freakish features, say, he looks like a wrinkly yellow old emperor, or he hasn't got a nose and he looks like he's just been dumped in a barrel of white paint.
Step 4: Throw in a wise old guy with a white beard.
Step 5: Somehow kill off the wise old guy (ex. he gets sliced apart by an old apprentice of his who is now one of the evil guys et cetera, et cetera)
Step 6:Have the main character mope around for a while, then have him (or less commonly, her) kill the evil guy after an epic battle of sorts.
Optional: insert a love interest for the main character at some point:
"If the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box office."
- George Lucas
OR, create a bunch of characters (recommended: ten or twelve), stick them in a mansion or someplace with an evil monster, and kill them off one by one (make the deaths really epic). By the way, it might also be a good idea to add blood everywhere. Also, it works best when all of the characters are really stupid.
What you DON'T do is add sparkly vampires suffering from malnutrition (they're always to pale).
Random Fact: In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
Random Fact 2: The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
Random Fact 3: Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.
That's it for today. Leave a comment!
The Doctor DIED and the same person who killed him revived him. Haha. And no, I certainly did not spend the entire morning (and noon) watching Doctor Who.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAIWAN!