Harry Potter Eats A Bear

by NRG99

Funny story with animals and harry potter getting killed for random reasons. So whenever you want to see harry potter die before your very eyes read this story. Complete.

37. Dino Yacht Club

Harry Potter and the Polar Bear

Chapter 37: Dino Yacht Club

One day Harry Potter went onto a yacht. (How the heck he got onto it, don't ask) Then he heard music. "Dino Yacht Club!"

"WTF!"

"Dino Yacht Club!"

"Man this is getting really weird."

"Dino Yacht Clu-u-u-ub!"

"This is so lame. I'm outta here."

"Dino Yacht Club!" Then a yellow velociraptor claw smashed Harry Potter into a pool of blood.