The multiverse travels of Ben 10

by Mace sheperd

When Ben's hometown is attacked by aliens called Seekers he learns that he's the chosen one meant to defeat an ancient universe conquering evil, he now has to go on a journey across the multiverse, he'll make new friends and enemies alike, what universe will he go to first? The star wars universe, now harem story!

35. Attack of the illegal eaters

Location The dining room, The Hero's Hand, Cloud city, Bespin, Universe 999,000,000.

In the dining room we come upon Isosceles, Alissa, Shyarly, Jack, Tsunade, Smurfette and Cookie cookie.

The first six girls were waiting for breakfast to be served while Cookie cookie was already having breakfast.

Cookie cookie was drinking the liquified remains of the munn robber she had killed, out of the cotton candy cocoon with a crazy straw.

All of the other people she had killed by encasing in cotton candy cocoons had been given burials but she was allowed to feast on the munn robber's body because he was a criminal.

Once Cookie cookie was done she said "Mmm, delicious this species has a unique flavor, I would like to capture and eat more of them!"

Smurfette who was sitting next to Shyarly on the table (while shyarly was sitting in a chair), gagged and whispered to Shyarly "How can she drink the liquified remains of another intelligent being like that?"

Shyarly replied also in a whisper "Well she was raised in a more morbid culture then we were, so it's normal to her but maybe we can civilize her, what do you think Isosceles?"

Isosceles whispered "Well I've eaten intelligent beings before so I don't think I have a place to act all high and mighty, but as long as she only kills and eats criminals from now on I can tolerate her eating habits"

Alissa then spoke up "There are times when I almost wish I could go back to simpler times when all I had to worry about were the ishimura's security and the steady decline of mankind's resources and not think about aliens and devil fruits and magic, but now I am worrying about the safety of the very multiverse and dealing with things that I would have never considered possible before!"

Shyarly then said "But you don't wish to go back to simpler times because then you would lose Ben and the twins you're pregnant with"

Alissa nodded her head yes.

Anyways in the kitchen Ben, Ahsoka, and Smoothie were preparing a big breakfast for everyone of the girls and themselves.

Everyone on the ship was getting two breakfast burritos, three pancakes and three slices of bacon.

Luckily the kitchen was big and to accomplish cooking so much for so many people in so little time Ben could use the timelord technology in his ship to fast forward time in the kitchen allowing him, Ahsoka and Smoothie to work faster from the point of view of people who were living in regular time outside the kitchen.

Now why were they preparing such a big breakfast?

Well today was a cause for celebration you see Vivi is getting out of the hospital today!

Ahsoka while cooking some pancakes said "I'm so happy that Vivi has finally recovered from her injuries and is able to rejoin us and fight the good fight! I missed seeing her around here!"

Ben replied "I missed having her around here too and I can't wait to introduce her to the new girls"

Smoothie then spoke up "I have heard of Princess Vivi before though I have never met her personally, It will be quite interesting to meet her"

Ben then said "And you'll love the breakfast's she cooks too! She is as great at cooking breakfast as your sister Pudding is at cooking desserts!"

Smoothie replied "That's interesting to hear"

Timeskip

The girls and Ben had finished Breakfast and Ben with Smurfette on his shoulder, Ahsoka, Scarlet witch and Smoothie went to the hospital to pick up Vivi.

At the hospital Vivi was standing on her own two feet and she hugged Ben and said "I'm sorry that I missed your birthday Ben!"

Ben happily returned the hug and replied "Don't feel bad Vivi you couldn't help it, and I had a great birthday yesterday"

Vivi and Ben then released each other from their hugs.

Vivi then said "But still I got you something Ben"

Vivi then pulled something out of the bag she was carrying.

It was revealed to be a red and yellow lollipop.

Vivi said "Ben this is a one of a kind chili cheese fries flavored lollipop I saw it at the hospital's gift shop!"

Ben grinned widely and took it and said " Wow! Thank you Vivi!"

He took the wrapper off of the lollipop and began eagerly licking it.

He paused a moment to say "Wow this really does taste like chili cheese fries, this is the best lollipop ever!"

Scarlet witch, Smurfette and Smoothie upon seeing this had disgusted looks on their faces, the idea of combining the flavor of chili cheese fries with a lollipop simply didn't appeal to them but they didn't want to make Ben sad so they kept their mouths shut.

Smoothie then said "Greetings Princess Vivi, I am Sweet commander Smoothie of the big mom pirates"

Vivi shook Smoothie's large hand and replied "Please just call me Vivi and I thought I recognized you, Pudding must be so happy to have her big sister along"

Smoothie replied "Yes she is, sisters should stick together"

Scarlet witch then spoke up and hugged Vivi "Vivi we have missed you and the breakfasts you cooked so much! It's good that to have you back! And you missed out on some good adventures while you were gone!"

Scarlet witch and Vivi then parted from the hug and Vivi replied "It's good to be back, and I'll go back to cooking you girls and Ben breakfast as soon as tomorrow, as for tye adventures please fill me in on what I missed I'm eager to know what transpired while I was gone!"

Ahsoka then spoke up "It's good to see that you're fully recovered Vivi.

Ben, Smoothie and I made a breakfast feast this morning, we've already eaten but there is a plate reserved for you"

Vivi replied "Thank you Ahsoka, Thank you Ben, Thank you Smoothie!"

Later

Ben, Smurfette, Ahsoka, Scarlet witch and Smoothie had taken flying cabs back to The Hero's hand.

Once they arrived Vivi was happily welcomed back.

Vivi and Alissa hugged with Alissa saying "Vivi it's good to have you back"

Vivi replied happily "It's good to be back and how is your pregnancy?"

Alissa replied "I get occasional morning sickness but otherwise I'm fine!"

Vivi then said "Well I hope your morning sickness passes"

Vivi then hugged Isosceles and said "Hey Isosceles how is life treating you?"

Isosceles replied "Great! Ben and I had marvelous sex last night!"

At hearing this Vivi felt jealous and she thought 'Maybe I should tell Ben how I feel about him, then we can have sex one day too!'

Vivi then said aloud "Well I'm happy for you Isosceles"

Vivi then met Cookie Cookie and introduced herself, she said "Hello I am Vivi princess of Alabasta but there is no need to address me as princess"

Cookie cookie replied "Good because I won't anyways my name is Cookie cookie I am a twisturanual and my races society is male dominated so I seek to prove that females can be just as deadly as males"

Vivi could tell that Cookie cookie was a little standoffish but decided to overlook it, Vivi then replied "Well I can assure you no one in our circle of friends is a sexist"

Vivi then met Batgirl and noticed her strange biology (her blue teeth her sewn shut eyes)

Batgirl said "Hey my name is Barbara gordon and I also go by the alias Batgirl I am a super heroine, but you can call me which name you feel like"

Vivi then said "Nice to meet you Barbara, I am Vivi"

Batgirl then said "Yes I have heard about you from Ben and the other girls, I am looking forward to our future friendship"

Vivi smiled, liking Barbara's positive attitude.

Vivi then was introduced to Shirahoshi and Vivi recognized her immediately.

Vivi said "You're Princess Shirahoshi of the Ryugu kingdom nice to meet you!"

Shirahoshi shyly replied "It's nice to meet you too Vivi sama" and the giant mermaid princess lowered her right hand and allowed Vivi to shake her index finger as a form of handshake between them.

Ben then said "Now since you've met the new girls you should probably get your breakfast you are probably hungry!"

"Yes I am!" confirmed Vivi.

Later in the dining room (I'm removing some scenes cuz last chapter was so huge I'm trying to make sure this chapter isn't as big)

Vivi just finished her breakfast and she rubbed her stomach and said "Yummy just yummy that was the biggest and best breakfast I had in days my compliments to the chefs"

Ben, Ahsoka and Smoothie simultaneously replied "Thanks!"

It was then that Slaanesh appeared (remember her from chapter 32?)

Slaanesh's sudden appearance surprised everyone and somewhat aroused Ben with her nakedness.

Upon seeing Ben, Slaanesh ran towards him and wrapped him in a hug and said "Hello sexy pie it's so great to finally meet you in person I have been watching you for a while now!"

Ben blushed and began getting both embarrassed and aroused from having a naked woman hug him he yelled

"W-who are you?! And how have you been watching me?!"

Slaanesh let go of Ben and replied "oops how rude of me, my name is Slaanesh the princess of pleasure I am one of the four chaos gods, I am specifically the chaos god of Pleasure, Passion, and Decadence I come from Universe forty thousand point forty one thousand, and I have been watching you for a while via scrying Sexy pie.

I have seen how you make your girls orgasm and I want in so fuck me, fuck me now!"

Slaanesh snapped her fingers and Ben's clothes disappeared in a flash of purple light.

Ben gasped in embarrassment and tried to cover himself while Smoothie and Vivi got nosebleeds from seeing Ben naked.

Smoothie thought 'Wow his cock just wow'

While Vivi thought 'Oh my god, I feel horny now'

Slaanesh then pinned Ben to the floor and confused at why Ben was covering himself up asked "Why are you covering yourself up Ben? Am I not attractive enough for you?"

Ben who was bright red from the situation replied "Yes you are attractive but I don't want to have sex with you, I mean we just met!"

Slaanesh glared at Ben which made him flinch after all having a chaos god glaring at you would make any mortal flinch.

Slaanesh then said "I am a chaos god and I get what I want and If I want to have sex with you then have sex with you I shall!"

Nemo then appeared.

Nemo said "Slaanesh when I said that you and the other chaos gods will be forming an alliance with Ben I didn't mean that it was okay to rape him! Now get off him and give him his clothes back before I kick your ass to the other side of the multiverse!"

Slaanesh groaned and got off Ben and said to Nemo "Big headed killjoy"

Slaanesh snapped her fingers again and Ben's clothes reappeared in another purple flash of light.

Slaanesh then helped Ben up and Slaanesh realizing what she had almost done apologized "sexy pie I mean Ben I'm sorry for trying to rape you, I got carried away.

I saw all the times you had sex with your girls and I let my desire which is an integral part of my very being, overwhelm my self control, I promise I won't try to rape you again"

Ben replied "I accept your apology Slaanesh, maybe we can have sex one day but that is after we get into a relationship"

Slaanesh smiled "That's good to hear!"

Ahsoka then said "That doesn't change the fact that you tried to rape him you perverted bitch!"

Ahsoka tried to punch Slaanesh in the face but only ended up hurting herself by fracturing her hand.

Ahsoka shook her hand and yelled "Force fuck! Son of a Force bitch that hurt!"

Slaanesh then said "Ahsoka dear you are a mortal and a mortal can never hope to hurt a god, and I am sorry for trying to rape your boyfriend so I'll let this attempted assault pass"

Slaanesh snapped her fingers and Ahsoka's fractured hand glowed purple before it healed.

Ben then put a hand on Ahsoka's shoulder and said "Ahsoka please she has said sorry, let's just move on"

Ahsoka huffed and said "Okay"

Ben then asked Nemo "So Nemo what was this you said about me forming an alliance with the chaos gods?"

Nemo began to say "Well they live in a dimension called the warp of Universe forty thousand point forty one thousand (the warhammer 40k universe)"

he then explained to Ben who and what the four chaos gods are how they were formed out of the collective psychic energies of all alien races in Universe forty thousand point forty one thousand.

Nemo explained that each Chaos god would give Ben a champion of theirs to seal an alliance with Ben.

Once Nemo finished explaining Ben asked "These chaos gods sound evil so why do they want to work with me?"

Nemo replied "Because Destron threatens their existence to, Destron is more powerful then all of them"

Ben nodded his head in understanding "Okay, self preservation then, enemy of my enemy is my friend"

Nemo replied "Correct and the other champions should be arriving now"

A large purple portal opened up in the room next to the dining room which was the kitchen.

Out of the portal emerged three girls and a stone monstrosity.

One of them was a caucasian human woman who had shoulder length white hair and amber eyes and was 5 ft 9 inches tall.

She was wearing black and gold bikini like armor with shoulder pads and wrist gauntlets.

The left shoulder pad had a golden symbol that was in the shape of a cow skull on it and the right shoulder pad had a golden symbol that was in the shape of a chaos star of khorne.

She also had armor on her legs that went up to her knees with a golden eye on the knee pad on her left knee.

The rest of her was exposed, her midriff was exposed, the upper half of her legs were exposed, and her cleavage was exposed.

(Look up chaos sister of battle on google images and you should see the picture i am describing)

Another one of the girls was ten feet tall and looked like ri sol ju but had red skin, horns on her forehead, pink and purple feathered wings, clawed four digit hands, taloned feet and one eye because the other eye is fused shut.

She was wearing golden armor that completely covered her chest and midriff and legs but not her taloned feet.

And the third girl was 5 ft 3 inches tall and had bright red skin with black circuitry, she was humanoid but her right arm branched off into three separate tentacles with two of the tentacles ending in buzz saws and the third one ending in an uzi.

She also possessed double d cup breasts and was naked.

As for the stone monstrosity, its gender was male it was a chaos spawn created from a creature called a weeping angel (an alien native to the doctor who universe)

He was 24 ft 6 inches and a half tall.

He resembles a monstrous three legged bird made of stone with one of his legs being insectoid, one of his legs being bird like, these legs are his hind legs.

His third leg is thick and covered in eyes and has its OWN miniature legs 4 to be exact

His head is a giant tooth filled beak covered in eyes

He has two small atrophied arms

As well as a giant crab claw arm that has a bull dog's face on it (on the side) but with thirteen foot 1 inch long tentacles coming out of the eyesockets and mouth of the bulldog face

On its back it has a pile of horned human infant heads

Imagine several severed human infant heads that posses devil horns and are stacked on top of each other

The infant head's eyes have been gouged out and in their place dead rats who have been strangled by barbwire have been stabbed inside their eyes and are held in place by knives

The demonic infant heads appear to be screaming in agony and their mouths are full of maggots

And finally it also has a scorpion tail.

Needless to say Ben and the girls were grossed out at the sight of this monstrosity, with Smoothie saying "My mom is into diversity and likes collecting unique specimens but even she wouldn't want to collect that!"

The portal then closed after the three girls and the monstrosity emerged.

Nemo said "Well I will allow you to get acquainted" before teleporting back to the void between universes.

The ten foot tall winged woman introduced herself first "I am Magnocasta Daemon primarch of Tzeentch, I was one of the twenty superhuman generals created by the emperor of mankind and out of the twenty I am the only female primarch, I fought for my father the emperor and for his dream of a united humanity until he betrayed me and destroyed my homeworld Prospero" *her single eye twitches upon remembering the destruction of her homeworld*

(Magnocasta is a genderbent version of Magnus the red from Warhammer 40k, you might want to look him up if you are not a warhammer 40k fan)

Ben spoke up "Hey I think we met your brother or your brothers nobody to be specific"

Magnocasta asked "What's a nobody? And which brother? I have nineteen brothers, though some of them are dead so I guess that does narrow the field down a bit"

Ben explained "Well a nobody is created when a person's heart is consumed by darkness and is turned into a heartless, usually the body dies but if the body has a strong enough will it can survive as a separate entity, that's what happened to your brother Sanguinius who became Xagsnuinius after his defeat at the hands of Horus, he was sent to Universe 13000 ½ where both his hearts were consumed by darkness and became heartless while he became a nobody"

Magnocasta looked disappointed and then angry "So what you're saying is that a nobody is a transformation like becoming a daemon prince is"

Ben replied "Somewhat, except as a Nobody you become not just a different species but a different person entirely in personality, in mentality, everything"

Magnocasta growled "I still wish he was dead! I was happier when I thought he was dead! It would have served him right for siding with father, that cruel genocidal tyrant!"

Ahsoka thought 'Wow I can sense a lot of anger and hate coming off her, she really hates her father and her brother'

Ben then said "Okay then sorry that I brought him up, anyways welcome Magnocasta"

Magnocasta replied "It's okay just please don't let me see him or a brawl will ensue"

Ben thought nervously 'Well that doesn't sound good for the future'

The white haired girl then spoke in a peppy voice (sort of like pinkie pie from my little pony) "Hello my name is Lucy kenda, I was once a sister of battle before I joined chaos under the banner of khorne, blood for the blood god! blood for the blood god! the greatest chaos god of all! And my aren't you a handsome hunk!"

She walked up to Ben and then pulled up a six inch long knife out of her right boot and grabbed Ben's left hand.

She then proceeded to slice his left palm open!

Ben flinched but otherwise acted more out of anger from the unprovoked attack then he did from the pain (after all he endured worse pain from Destron) "Hey what was that for!"

Lucy replied in a manner befitting a six year old girl who had to much sugar "Please forgive me but I just find the sight of blood flowing so arousing!"

She placed Ben's bleeding hand on her cleavage allowing him to bleed on her cleavage.

Once he bleed a certain amount she took his hand off and began to slather the blood like it was sunscreen all over her cleavage while moaning.

Ben thought 'I don't know whether to be disgusted or aroused, I just met her and Lucy is already stumping me'

Ahsoka thought 'Good grief a blood fetish?! That sounds like something a sith like Count dooku or Asajj ventress would have!'

Meanwhile Smoothie thought ' Uhhhhh, okay that was probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen and that's saying something considering the family I come from'

Lucy then spoke "Ben your blood is so warm and moist I love it, I love it! I want to taste it"

She tried to grab Ben's bleeding hand but Ben put it behind his back and said "No, na ah you already have enough of my blood"

Lucy took on a sad expression and gave Ben puppy dog eyes "Pwetty pwease Ben may I have your bwood? Pwease don't weave a cute girl wike me hanging"

Ben glared at her for ten seconds before his will cracked from her cute puppy dog eyes and her adorable speech impediment.

Ben sighed and held out his bleeding hand and said "Fine, take what you want"

Lucy squealed in happiness she hugged Ben pressing his face into her armored blood covered boobs.

She said in a high pitched voice "Thank you thank you Ben you're the best guy in the whole multiverse! And the handsomest too! Yes you are! yes you are!"

Ben meanwhile was blushing from having his face pressed into her chest even if her cleavage was covered in his blood.

She then released Ben from her hug, grabbed Ben's bleeding hand and began sucking on it, drinking the blood as it came out.

Ben's face meanwhile was red not just from his blushing but from his own blood which had gone from Lucy's cleavage to his face.

After fifteen seconds Lucy stopped sucking and said "Mm mm that was some good blood, thanks Ben!"

Ben replied in a creeped out voice "uh, You're welcome Lucy"

Lucy then kissed him on the cheek and licked the blood off of his face and then giggled.

The third girl then introduced herself "Hello my name is Kyburi, unlike the first two I am not a native of Universe forty thousand point forty one thousand, in fact I am a native of Universe 5, I am a member of an alien race called the red sentients and I was banished to Universe forty thousand point forty one thousand by a blue sentient named Sage.

Once I ended up in said Universe, I contracted Nurgle's rot because I ended up on a planet that was suffering from an outbreak of it.

The only reason I survived was because I sold my soul to nurgle and he gave me the mutational gift that is my right arm, you see followers of chaos get mutations as gifts from the chaos god they serve, and my tentacles allow me to spread nurgle's rot in the wounds I inflict with my bullets and buzz saws"

Ben replied "So you're saying you're a walking bio hazard?"

Kyburi replied "Basically Yes"

Ben was about to ask but Ahsoka asked for him "How can we make sure you won't spread Nurgle's rot to innocent people?"

Kyburi replied "Don't worry, Grandfather Nurgle has set it so that the strain of Nurgle's rot in me will only hurt your enemies Ben"

Ben then decided to point the obvious out "Kyburi you're naked, you can't go walking around naked in public it's going to set some people off"

Kyburi sighed "Ben, sentients both blue and red don't wear clothes, wearing clothes would be unnatural for me"

Ben said "It doesn't matter you can't allow everyone to see your nipples and vagina!"

Kyburi sighed and then saw Mystique and Mosquito girl the two girls just walked into the room.

Kyburi asked "Why do they get to be naked?"

Ben replied "It's because they have no nipples and they can conceal their vaginas naturally"

Kyburi huffed and then said "I give up, but you better let me choose the clothes I wear!"

Ben held up his hands in a placating gesture "I have no problem with that"

Mystique then said "Good morning my love" and initiated a kiss with Ben, which he gladly returned.

After a couple minutes the mutant and the benivitrix wielder broke apart for air.

Mystique then said "A good kisser as always I see"

Ben smiled and replied "I wouldn't be any less for you or my other girls"

Mystique then noticed Ben's left hand was bleeding and she asked with concern "Why is your hand bleeding Ben? What happened?"

Ben explained "Well one of the new girls Lucy" Ben pointed her out and said girl cheerfully waved.

Ben continued "Has a blood fetish so she sliced open my hand and rubbed my blood over her cleavage and drank some of my blood"

Mystique looked weirded out "That sounds like something Mosquito girl would do"

Mosquito girl got irritated at this "Hey!" she shouted "I'm right here, you think I like blood just because I am a mutant mosquito? That's a bit racist don't you think?"

Mystique sweat dropped "Sorry Mosquito girl"

"You better be" replied Mosquito girl before saying "So Ben can you catch us up on these new arrivals?"

Ben replied "Sure, Lucy is a follower of a chaos god named Khorne who is the blood god, while Magnocosta here is a daemon primarch and serves Tzeentch another chaos god and changer of ways, she is also the sister of Xandnuinius's original self Sanguinius.

Kyburi here is a follower of the lord of decay Nurgle and she is not from the same universe as the other two, she was banished to their universe where she eventually fell into Nurgle's service.

Slaanesh here is herself a chaos god she is the chaos god of pleasure, passion and decadence, and I don't know what the statue monster thing is, do one of you chaos girls care to explain?"

Lucy said "Chaos girls I like that!" and raised her hand and began jumping up and down saying "Pick me Pick me pick me please!"

Ben thought Lucy looked cute jumping up and down so he said "Alright you explain Lucy"

Lucy squealed in happiness, the squeal was so loud that it forced Magnocasta, Kyburi, Ben pretty much everyone in the room except Slaanesh (who had heard noises much much louder) and the stone monstrosity (because it couldn't move when people was looking at it) to cover their ears.

Lucy then began to explain "The stone creatures name is Mr tear you ups isn't that a cute name? (She didn't give them time to answer before continuing), he was once a member of an alien race called the weeping angels, a race that can only move when no one's looking at them.

Like Kyburi he doesn't come from Magnocosta and I's universe but he doesn't come from Kyburi's universe either.

But to make a long story short he somehow ended up from his universe to my universe, he ended up in the eye of terror to be exact and he fed on the chaos energy that was located there this caused him to mutate into a chaos spawn he no longer resembles his original self, the only parts he retains from his original self is his stone skin and how he can only move when no one is looking"

Ben said "Interesting to hear, so who named him?"

Lucy giggled and replied "I did silly!"

Mosquito girl then asked "And why did you name him that?"

Lucy replied in a happy voice "Because the name is cute and he tears people up in such cute ways when they aren't looking"

Ben, Mosquito girl, Mystique and Smoothie were creeped out "Okaaay" they all said.

Ben's communicator started beeping signaling he was getting a call.

He accepted the call and a hologram of Anakin popped up.

Anakin said "Ben Destron has launched another invasion of Alderaan and on top of that he is attacking Ki adi mundi's homeworld Cerea, we need you to split up your team and deal with the threats"

Slaanesh said "I'll deal with the alderaan invasion force" Slaanesh then disappeared in a purple flash of light.

Anakin's hologram asked "Ben who was that?"

Ben replied "Some more new arrivals I'll explain later"

Slaanesh then reappeared back in the room.

Anakin looked shocked on the hologram he said "I'm receiving reports that the whole alderaan invasion force has been wiped out instantly in one big purple flash!"

Slaanesh then stepped in front of Ben's communicator and said "You have me to thank for that"

Anakin blushed from seeing Slaanesh naked and looked away.

Anakin then asked "How powerful are you?"

Slaanesh replied "While I'm not as powerful as Destron but I am still a chaos god"

She then turned to Ben with her hands on her hips and said "And you sir owe me a date"

Ben placed his hands up in a placating gesture "Yes ma'am where to?"

Slaanesh replied "I know this italian restaurant in your universe called Mario's sound good to you?"

Ben liked italian food so he nodded.

Slaanesh giggled and said "Glad to hear that" and kissed Ben on his cheek.

Anakin then spoke "But Ki adi mundi still needs help fighting off the cerea invasion force, he asked for atleast three members of your team to put the odds in his favor"

Ben thought for a few moments before saying "Lucy, Mosquito girl you're both going to Cerea"

Mosquito girl respectfully nodded while Lucy squealed in happiness and said "I love traveling to new places! I get to see new things kill new people all that happy wappy stuff!"

Ben then said in a creeped out voice "Yeah good for you"

Anakin then reminded Ben he needed to send a third person, Ben was about to decide who when Vivi volunteered.

Vivi said "I have been out of commision for a while so I want to get back to fighting as soon as possible"

Ben agreed "Alright Vivi you will be joining Lucy and Mosquito girl on Cerea"

Vivi thanked Ben.

Ben then said goodbye to Anakin and hanged up.

Nemo then reappeared "Ben I have a mission for you also, it's in Universe 32Q in this universe there is an alien race called the Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata which have infiltrated that universes Earth and are feasting on that earth's illegal immigrants, the Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata have infiltrated key government positions in the united states and are doing everything they can to increase illegal immigration to their areas"

Ben asked "Why do these aliens like feasting on illegal immigrants?"

Nemo replied "To them illegal immigrants have a special flavor, they travel to pre space flight planets that are divided into separate nations and they then infiltrate the governments of those nations and try to attract illegal immigrants so they can feast on them, your mission is to travel to the earth of Universe 32Q and stop the invasion, your targets are Jerry brown and Bill de blasio who are Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata in disguise.

Beware of Jerry brown though, the Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata have three genders male, female and Splorng and Jerry brown is the latter gender the Splorng gender is the dominant gender in their culture because its the most powerful possessing superhuman strength, speed and cryokinesis.

Bill de blasio however is only a male but he is still far stronger then the average human and like all others of his kind his pubic hair serves as a weapon as it takes on the form of two scorpion tails"

"Wait a minute, did you say his pubic hair serves as a weapon? You mean like molestache's mustache?" asked Ben.

Nemo answered "Yes"

"That's even weirder then a mustache as a weapon" said Ben.

"Not to mention nasty" said Ahsoka.

Nemo then said "Anyways Ben, you should be getting Lucy, Mosquito girl and Vivi to Cerea now and then go to Universe 32Q"

Ben said "Alright, a hero's work is never done isn't that right Ahsoka?"

Ahsoka smiled and replied "Yes, there will always be a crisis a hero needs to solve"

Nemo then left in a white flash of light and Slaanesh left soon after saying "I'm looking forward to our date Ben"

(Timeskip after Ben drops Lucy, Mosquito girl and Vivi off on Cerea)

The Hero's hand exited Cerea's atmosphere and using its multiverse travel drive began to carve a portal to the void between universes.

Once the portal was made Ben piloted the ship into it and entered the rainbow void.

After entering the rainbow void Ben made sure not to look at it and instead let the gps guide him to Universe 32Q.

Meanwhile in Universe 32Q

We come upon the city of Sacramento, california (this universes version of Sacramento that is)

We see Governor Jerry brown giving a speech to a crowd of illegal immigration supporters.

"And despite all the disasters our state is suffering I will continue to use our state's funding to fight the trump administration in court battle after court battle to protect undocumented immigrants because America's immigration laws are racist and to follow them would be even more racist.

Let our state fall apart but we will be beacons of morality as long as we support all illegal immigrants!

So remember immigration laws are racist so that means we don't follow them, if you're against illegal immigration you're a racist sexist homophobic bigot who deserves to die!"

The crowd clapped and cheered for Jerry brown's speech and he smiled and waved at the crowd.

Jerry brown then made his exit by entering a limousine guarded by his security.

The limousine took him to his governor's mansion at the state historic park.

Jerry brown then exited the limo and walked up the stairs to the mansion and entered it.

Once he was in side he picked up a pink liquid that was in a clear glass and poured it all over himself.

His skin and clothes began to melt revealing what was underneath.

You see his human appearance was just a disguise to blend in among the human population.

Its human costume melted off revealing its true Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata form.

It looked like a combination between a bipedal naked mole rat with small pox and a pirate but he was thirteen feet tall.

Both of its legs resembled peg legs but they were organic, it possessed six arms with there being three on each side its three left arms had organic hook hands.

While its right hands had three fingers and a thumb each.

It had eight blue eyes.

But the most distinguishing feature of all were his genitals and pubic hair.

Jerry brown was of the Splorng gender and its genitals looked like a bowl that had three miniature stomachs inside it, the splorng genitalia was called the Vwoojigger.

On the bottom of the Vwoojigger was its pubic hair which was green and took on the form of two scorpion tails with each tail being eight feet long and capable of stretching to eight times its size.

Jerry brown whose real name was Infiltrator 666 generation 10,000 (its species names their children by their generation and by their job and by which order they were given their job for instance it was the 666th member of the 10,000th generation to be given the job of infiltrator)

Sighed in contentment it said in a voice that sounded like batman on autotune "I am glad to be out of that spray on human costume, humans are such small creatures!" it then grins.

"On the brightside human liberals are so easy to manipulate, all you have to do is call something racist and the liberals will rally behind you to crush it, to a liberal just about everything is racist so manipulating them is easier then sucking the brains out of an illegal immigrant!"

It laughed, its laughter sounded like popcorn being popped in the microwave.

It then said "Speaking of which"

Infiltrator 666 went to its mansions basement.

Upon entering the basement, it came upon his supply of illegal immigrants which included not just mexicans but white canadians and asians to.

They were all bound and gagged, and some of them were crying.

Some of them began desperately trying to break out of the ropes that bound them when they saw Infiltrator 666 enter the basement while others just had melancholy looks on their faces and did nothing simply accepting their fate.

Infiltrator 666 looked at each of them and said "Hmm, which one of you poor sixnogs should I eat? I know I'll choose using your earth thing of enie meenie minie mo!"

"Enie menie minie mo, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollers let him go and you are it!"

Infiltrator 666's top hook hand landed on a mexican illegal immigrant who looked like a mexican version of Richard spencer.

Said illegal immigrant pissed his pants in terror and began yelling through his gag in spanish "I don't want to die! I don't want to die!"

However his protests were in vain as Infiltrator 666 used its pubic hair to split open the illegal's skull thus killing him.

The reaction of the other illegals varied, they had after all seen this happen numerous times before.

Some of them looked away and closed their eyes while others just stared blankly having become desensitized from all the gore they have seen from being held prisoner so long.

Infiltrator 666 then finished the job by sitting on the dead illegal's split open skull.

You see the Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata ate not with their mouths but with their anus'.

Infiltrator 666 began using it's anus to suck the illegal's brains out of his split open skull.

Infiltrator 666 said "Mmm mmm I just love the brains of illegal immigrants!" (it's species only eat the brains of illegals)

Once it was done the illegal's head was a hollow shell.

Infiltrator 666 then got up and said "Well that was one good meal"

It then activated its cryokinetic powers as a blue mist surrounded his right arms and he shot a wave of blue mist on the brainless body freezing it solid.

It then kicked the frozen body, shattering the frozen body into several pieces.

Again some of the bound illegals in the room screamed through their gag at seeing this while others just stared blankly.

Infiltrator 666 then said "Well it was fun terrorizing you poor sixnogs but I gotta get back to governing this state"

It then walked up the stairs and closed the door.

Once it was out of the basement it said to itself "Well I should probably check on infiltrator 800 generation 10,000's progress in New york"

It walked into the mansions living room and once it was in front of the large flat screen tv, it said "Base contact infiltrator 800"

The primitive ai it had installed in the mansion replied "Contacting, contacting waiting for Infiltrator 800 to respond"

On the flat screen tv appeared a grey haired caucasian male wearing a black suit and tie.

This was Bill de blasio mayor of New york city (that was who he was known as by the human population) but his real name was Infiltrator 800 generation 10,000.

Unlike Infiltrator 666, Infiltrator 800 was truly male.

Infiltrator 800 bowed and said "Greetings Zoyalist what do I owe the pleasure of this transmission to?"

(Zoyalist is Infiltrator 666's rank its like supreme commander)

Infiltrator 666 replied "I'm just checking up on your progress how many illegals have you harvested?"

Bill de blasio/ infiltrator 800 replied "I have harvested illegals by the hundreds to thousands from the past week, the trump administration is a blessing in disguise now that they are cracking down on illegals everywhere else in the united states all of the illegals are either fleeing to your state or to mine so they don't get deported and so they are getting corralled into the slaughterhouse yummy yummy for my tummy"

Bill de blasio said that last part while rubbing his stomach.

Infiltrator 666 smiled and said "Good so we have enough illegals to feed ourselves and our troops and Infiltrator 800 can you wash off that disgusting human costume? You look much more handsome in your true Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata form"

Bill de blasio replied "Sorry but I got a city function to attend to and I can't go there in my true form"

Infiltrator 666 frowned and then said "Well that sucks, I hate having to wear these human costumes humans are such small ugly creatures! Though the brains of their illegals are delicious! Anyways I got governor business to attend to so sign off and glory to The New Galactic hegemony!"

Bill de blasio replied the same "Glory to the New Galactic hegemony!" before they both severed the connection simultaneously.

Meanwhile on The Hero's hand.

The Hero's hand had entered Universe 32Q and the orbit of this universes Earth however they weren't the only ship in Earth's orbit.

In The Hero's hand cockpit Ben looked at the monitors and said "Yep there is another ship in orbit, it's cloaked like us so far it doesn't detect us"

Ahsoka (who was in the cockpit with Ben while the others girls were in the living room behind) then asked Ben "Does it belong to the aliens we came to stop?"

Ben nodded his head "Yes it's a Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata ship, the ship resembles an old earth pirate ship but is made out of purple metal and has thrusters that are attached to a tick shaped rear end, unlike earth pirate ships the crew are completely inside the crew consists of 300 Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata soldiers.

Magnocasta you're a power house so you'll be teleported down to California to deal with Jerry brown since as a splorng he is the greatest threat, Cookie Cookie you'll be teleported down to deal with Bill de blasio he is a male Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata so while weaker then a splorng such as Jerry brown he is still stronger then the average human, around fifteen times stronger, this leaves the ship.

I will lead a taskforce to take the ship, the task force will include me, Frightwig, Nina, Sorano and Kyburi, I want to see what you're capable of Kyburi"

Kyburi who was now wearing blue jean short shorts and a pink hoodie that covered so little that it revealed the bottom of her breasts and her midriff, the pink hoodie had a picture of a cartoonish blonde haired pig tailed girl holding a teddy bear while being sick in bed on it, the right sleeve had been torn off to allow the tentacles on her mutated arm freedom of movement.

Kyburi replied "Ben I will show you what a follower of Nurgle is capable of, the ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata on that ship will die painfully"

Ben (though internally having misgivings about being ruthless) replied "As long as you get the job done, now you all understand your positions?"

Kyburi, Frightwig, Nina, Sorano and Magnocasta replied "Yes sir!" While Cookie cookie replied in a flirtatious tone "Yes Birthday boy"

This confused Ben "But it's no longer my birthday"

Cookie cookie replied "I know but that's what I'm calling you from now on since your birthday is the day we met and the day I titfucked you for the first time, I'm looking forward to our future sexual encounters birthday boy"

Ben blushed and Cookie Cookie let out her signature demonic high pitched laugh.

She then stood on her tiptoes to whisper to Magnocasta "His semen tastes great when you get the chance blow him you won't regret it"

Magnocasta raised an eyebrow then whispered back "He is handsome and I've never had a sexual encounter before which is kind of sad considering that I'm 10,000 years old, so our leader might be a great first"

"That's the spirit" whispered Cookie Cookie while smiling.

Despite the whispering Kyburi had overheard the conversation and thought 'So the daemon primarch of Tzeentch wants to get some with our leader, he's hot and I won't let a champion of tzeentch hog him all to herself, whatever she gets I get!'

Ben then spoke "Are you two done whispering, if so I'll teleport you down to the planet's surface"

Magnocasta and Cookie cookie tensed, he heard them whispering but did he understand what they said?

Magnocasta used her psychic powers to read Ben's mind and realized he didn't understand what they say, he barely heard their whispering.

Magnocasta whispered all clear to Cookie Cookie.

Ben then teleported Magnocasta to Sacromento california and with a push of a button teleported Cookie Cookie to New york city New york.

Location Jerry brown's mansion.

Jerry brown grabbed a purple spray can and was about to apply another spray on human costume when the door to his mansion exploded due to a red fist punching through it.

In stepped Magnocasta Daemon primarch of the thousand sons traitor legion though Infiltrator 666/ Jerry brown didn't recognize her as such, heck he didn't even recognize her species.

He did recognize two things however that she was not human and that she was a threat.

Jerry brown decided not to apply the costume and said " Whatever you are you just made a grave mistake in interfering with my people's plans"

Magnocasta replied "I am Magnocasta daemon primarch of Tzeentch the chaos god of change" before she began their fight by flying using her telekinesis to grab a bus that was passing by the mansion (making sure to remove the occupants cuz she knew Ben wouldn't approve of her killing innocents) and slammed the bus on top of Jerry brown like a hammer with great telekinetic force.

She then summoned green and yellow psychic flame and threw it at the bus which ignited it and blew it and half the mansion up.

When the explosion cleared Jerry brown was still alive and wasn't injured just pissed off.

All eight of its eyes were full of rage "You vandalized my mansion you red bitch you will pay for that!"

Magnocasta was astonished that he survived her attack unscathed she expected him to atleast be bleeding or have some burns from the attack but there wasn't a scratch on him!

However she was then punched in the face by Jerry brown's top right arm, the punch had enough force that it created a shockwave that destroyed the rest of the mansion and sent Magnocasta flying one thousand feet away and into another building causing that building to collapse and kill everyone who was inside.

By this point the human civilians were noticing the destruction being wrought.

"What's going on here?!" shouted one human.

"The governor's mansion just exploded!" said another.

"Is it an Earthquake?" asked another.

A police officer who looked like a 400 pound version of fidel castro said "If it's an earth quake I'm going to shoot it!" he then pulled out his gun and began shooting the ground yelling "Die Earthquake Die!"

This caused the other humans around him to sweat drop.

Magnocasta then emerged from the rubble of the building she crashed into, she spat out three of her teeth and rubbed her aching jaw.

"That xeno is stronger then I thought" she said.

The humans upon seeing her yelled "Monster!"

The incompetent police officer briefly stopped shooting the ground, looked at Magnocasta and then began shooting her, though luckily she was impervious to bullets so she was only annoyed.

Jerry brown then emerged from the remains of its mansion it jumped towards Magnocasta and tried to stab her with its pubic hair.

Magnocasta parried it's strikes with her scepter The Blade of Magnocasta.

She parried his strikes twelve times before Jerry brown swept her feet out from underneath her.

Once she was on the ground Jerry brown got on top of her and began using its right arms to pound her face into the rubble.

It punched her face four times breaking her nose and shattering one of her orbitals.

Magnocasta however managed to get Jerry brown off her by summoning green and yellow psychic flame and throwing it at it.

(Jerry brown is neither male nor female but splorng a third gender belonging to its species so I call it an it)

Jerry brown was sent flying back thirty feet and appeared to only have minor burns.

Magnocasta then used her right arm to punch him in the face knocking him back before she used her blade of magnocasta to cut him four times.

Jerry brown roared and kicked Magnocasta in the stomach sending her flying back three thousand feet and creating another shockwave.

Magnocasta crashed through several buildings leaving holes in them before she crashed into the ground creating a crater.

Magnocasta held her stomach in pain, it felt like some of her organs had ruptured from that hit.

Jerry brown then jumped to her location and used his cryokinetic powers to freeze her arms and legs to the ground.

Jerry brown then began punching Magnocasta in the chest over and over again, after the fourth punch she coughed out pink blood that when it made contact with the road caused colorful plants with eyeballs on them to grow out of the road.

Magnocasta thought 'I'm getting the life beaten out of me, who knew that there was a xenos race out there stronger then a daemon primarch, there is one way I can defeat him though it will be suicidal luckily death is only temporary for a daemon primarch such as myself'

Using her wings Magnocasta broke out of the ice holding her arms and legs down.

This surprised Jerry brown who was about to stab her with his pubic hair before she wrapped him in a bear hug and used her wings to fly at faster then the speed of sound up into the air.

She kept on flying higher and higher and higher until she and Jerry brown were out of earth's atmosphere.

Jerry brown asked "What are you planning creature?"

Magnocasta replied "You'll see"

Once they were out of Earth's atmosphere Magnocasta dived down making the two of them free fall towards Sacramento.

The two became covered in orange flames as they were going through re entry and falling at extremely fast speeds.

Jerry brown realized at the speed it was falling towards the ground and at the height it was falling that not even it would survive the fall, it broke out of Magnocasta's grip and said "If I die I'm taking you with me creature!"

Magnocasta smirked and replied "What a coincidence, I was thinking the same thing"

Jerry brown then began attempting to stab Magnocasta with its pubic hair which she paired with her scepter the blade of magnocasta.

Soon they crashed into the streets of Sacramento with the force of a meteor.

This created a shockwave that leveled the entire city of Sacramento, buildings were reduced to dust, trees were reduced to splinters, and signs were blown away.

Everyone in the city died, well except one.

Out of the rubble of trees emerged the incompetent police officer, the sole survivor of sacramento.

He looked around and said "Yay I'm alive! Time to celebrate!" he pulled out his gun and began shooting into the air while jumping alternating from one foot to the next yelling "I'm a liver! I'm a liver!"

Back at the epicenter of the crash.

Both Jerry brown and Magnocasta were mortally wounded.

Jerry brown coughed up blood that looked like water and he said "Don't consider this a victory creature there are more of my kind on this planet, and you are dying with me"

Magnocasta replied "*Cough* but unlike you my death is only temporary I am a being of the warp so when I die I simply go back to the warp where I heal and can return later"

Hearing this info frustrated Jerry brown, "So I can't even take you to the grave with me, well then as the inhabitants of this planet ars fond of saying fuck *cough cough* you"

Jerry brown then died and Magnocasta then died afterwards her body disappearing in a purple flash of light returning to the warp to heal.

Meanwhile in New york city.

Location New york city hall.

Bill de blasio was giving a speech to a crowd "We shall increase our cities budget to fight the trump administration so we can bring more illegal immigrants to our city!"

This was met with applause from the crowd.

It was then with a green flash of light Cookie Cookie appeared in city hall.

Upon seeing Cookie cookie the crowd let out various exclamations ranging from "What the fuck?!" to "What is it?!" to "It's an alien clown!" "It appeared out of thin air!" to "Aaaahhhh!"

Bill de blasio didn't recognize Cookie cookie's species but he did know for a fact that she wasn't human and was not native to Earth.

He yelled to the police in the building "Officers, shoot it!"

The four police officers in the building began shooting Cookie cookie repeatedly however due to her species regeneration she survived the hail of bullets.

Cookie cookie still knew the bullets could kill her if they hit her nose so she decided to take out the police officers.

She took acidic pies out of her pockets and threw them at the faces of the officers who screamed in pain as their faces melted much to the crowd's horror.

Cookie cookie grinned before throwing a fifth acidic pie this one at Bill de blasio.

When the acidic pie hit bill his costume began to melt off exposing his true Ch'sramni vlakna na vlojnata form.

Being a male he was three feet shorter then Jerry making him ten feet tall he had two penises and five testicles and his testicles had the green dual pubic hair weapons that resembled scorpion tails.

The crowd upon seeing Bill de blasio's true form screamed "The Mayor is an alien to? How is that possible?!"

Bill de blasio snarled "Clown freak you blew my cover you'll pay for that"

He charged Cookie cookie who simply pulled out her cotton candy cocoon gun and with a single pull of the trigger encased Bill in cotton candy.

Cookie Cookie wondered "What will you taste like you pubic hair monster? I'm eager to find out"

She picked up the cotton candy cocoon holding bill.

Cookie cookie then pulled out her communicator and contacted Ahsoka " Ahsoka I've taken care of Bill beam me up"

Ahsoka's hologram narrowed her eyes suspiciously and replied "Alright, but how many innocents did you kill while doing so?"

Cookie cookie replied "4 officers shot at me so I killed them in self defense"

Ahsoka sighed "You could have disabled them in a non lethal way!"

CC replied "That would have been to difficult"

Ahsoka shook her head and beamed CC up leaving the crowd gaping at what had transpired.

Back on the Hero's hand.

Cookie Cookie appeared in a green flash of light in the living room.

Smurfette who was standing on a table said "Please tell me you didn't cocoon an innocent person"

Cookie cookie replied "Don't worry I only cocooned Bill, I can't wait to taste his liquified remains!"

Smurfette sighed 'Her eating habits are still disgusting even if she is eating someone evil'

Cookie cookie ignored her sighing and carried the cocoon back to her room.

Ahsoka who was in the cockpit then said "Holy crap, according to the sensors the entire city of Sacramento has just been leveled! There is only a single survivor and Magnocasta's life signs have vanished!"

Shirahoshi asked in a panicked voice "Th-that means that M-magnocasta is d-dead?"

Slaanesh reappeared in a purple flash of light "No she isn't, Daemon princes can't die they can only be sent back to the warp to heal so Magnocasta is in the warp right now recovering from her injuries, Jerry brown however is dead"

Shirahoshi then said "Oh thank goodness!"

Ahsoka then said "Was it really necessary for her to finish Jerry brown off using a move that killed thousands in the crossfire?"

Slaanesh replied "Jerry was stronger then her a suicidal last move was her only choice, sometimes weak innocent people die as collateral in battles between superiors like us"

Ahsoka gave a scowl at Slaanesh not liking her attitude which Slaanesh ignored and teleported back to the warp.

Meanwhile with Ben's task force aboard the Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata ship.

Ben had transformed into a zoanthrope a type of tyranid from the warhammer 40k universe.

Ben in this form looked like a black serpent with a sausage shaped head that had see through temples that exposed its brain he possessed sharp spines, no eyes and a mouth full of sharp teeth.

He called this form Nightmare for its appearance and devastating psychic abilities.

Nightmare using his psychic powers sent out a psychic scream into the crowd of Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata troops he and the girls were fighting.

Fifteen of the alien naked mole rat pirate creatures clutched their heads in pain and fell to the floor making them easy targets for Frightwig who mowed them down with her high pressure water cannons.

Nightmare then used the zoanthrope power of paroxysm and used its psychic powers to cause crippling pain to the nervous systems of ten alien troops, said troops feel to the floor screaming in pain.

Nina then put them out of their misery using her superhuman strength to crush and rip them apart.

One alien troop tried using a collar like communication device to radio for backup before it was gutted by Kyburi who used one of her buzzsaw tentacles.

This infected him with nurgle's rot and he screamed in unimaginable agony as his eight eyes fused into one and he grew a horn and his skin putrefied.

Frightwig (who was in her carnage covered ghost rider form), Nina, Sorano and Nightmare flinched they had seen Kyburi infect other alien troops with the disease and they still hadn't got used to seeing its effects.

More alien troops arrived but even though they were willing to fight they were obviously scared, they had seen via camera what each member of the taskforce was capable of.

One of them a female said "That serpent thing has psychic powers and that tentacled thing is infecting our troops with an unknown disease, oh Nnastard only a Splorng can help us now!"

(By the way female ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata lack breast but they do have 3 vaginas and yes they do have the weaponized pubic hair)

That female troop was then hit by a warp blast from Nightmare and thus incinerated.

"Fire fire damn it!" yelled a male alien troop.

The troops were wielding guns that looked like Flintlock pistols but were made out of pure gold with green circuitry with a mini ship's sail sticking out of the barrel.

Out of the guns came blue continuous beams of energy that impacted against Nightmare and his taskforce.

However Nightmare was protected by psychic shields while Frightwig used her spider sense and quick reflexes to dodge by jumping onto the ceiling and clinging to it.

Nina and Kyburi were protected by their durability while Sorano was shielded by Gabriel the gravy cherub.

Frightwig shot out a web which stuck to an alien troop she then swung him into a wall with enough force that his head cracked open.

Frightwig while still clinging to the ceiling by her feet shot pressurized boiling hot water out of her wrist mounted cannons and mowed down six alien troops.

Kyburi meanwhile ran towards the troops and used her two buzzsaw tentacles to cut them and infect them with nurgle's rot a fate worse then death.

Her tentacles flailed around wildly cutting and infecting alien troops much to their horror.

She then used her third tentacle that had an organic uzi on it to shoot a hail of nurgle's rot infected organic bullets into a crowd of thirteen alien troops.

Kyburi joyfully shouted "Yes have it! Accept Grandfather Nurgle's gifts from me to you! Accept the plague lord's love!"

"She's insane!" yelled one troop "Those diseases aren't gifts they are curses"

Kyburi responded "Fool! Once Nurgle's rot has run it's course you'll realize the blessing he has given you!"

She then proceeded to shoot him with her diseased bullets thus infecting him.

Sorano meanwhile ordered Gabriel (remember him from chapter 32?) To attack.

Gabriel obeyed and spewed flaming gravy from his mouth onto six Ch'sramni vlakna na vojnata troops setting them on fire.

He then shot electric gravy out of his hands onto four alien troops electrocuting them to death.

And so Ben/ Nightmare's boarding party continued making its way through the ship heading towards its bridge.

Meanwhile on Cerea in Universe 999,000,000

In Tecave city, Ki adi mundi along with an army of clone troopers were fighting Destron's army of Seekers, Enhanced tyranoid wasters, Sucking tumors, Fungus faces, Spring and whip men and other genetically engineered monsters.

Ki adi mundi using his blue lightsaber sliced three Enhanced tyranoid wasters in half and when their tentacles emerged he sliced them off too.

A fungus face tried stabbing him with its bladed arm and tail blade but Ki adi mundi dodged both strikes before decapitating the centaur like monstrosity.

Five Mushroomiators began firing on Ki adi mundi and he was forced to block the crystal projectiles when he could and dodge when he couldn't (Mushroomiators first appeared in chapter 33)

Eventually Ki adi mundi threw his lightsaber at them and his lightsaber cut through all five of them like butter despite their shields.

A spring and whip man ran up to ki adi mundi and tried to punch him with great force by turning its arm into a spring but he dodged the deadly punch and then sliced the creature into three pieces.

Ki adi mundi was then unfortunately shot in the shoulder by a Mushroomiator, the pink crystal projectile then exploded thus wounding him and depriving him of the use of his right arm.

He dropped his lightsaber but used The Force to summon it to his left hand and when activated he began blocking the next shots from the Mushroomiator that shot him.

However a group of ten fungus faces noticed Ki adi mundi was occupied and began advancing towards him.

One clone who had just shot a spring and whip man to death with a gatling blaster said "General mundi I'll handle the mushroom in armor you focus on the horde of Fungus faces coming at you!"

The clone immediately began firing his gatling blaster at the mushroomiator slowly depleting its shields and drawing its attention towards himself.

Ki adi mundi said his thanks to the clone and began slashing away at the ten Fungus faces that were now in range.

He dodged their blades when he needed to and slashed when there was an opening.

He dodged the tail blade of one Fungus face before slicing it in half, then dodged the arm blade of another before decapitating it.

After finishing off those ten he yelled to the four AT TE's that were with them to fire into the crowd of Destron's monsters that were still advancing on them.

The AT TE's obeyed and fired huge blue blast of energy destroying huge swathes of Destron's genetically engineered monsters in the triple digits.

They had been fighting for a solid hour now and the horde was starting to thin but they had suffered casualties a total of one thousand clones had died that was half the legion that was sent here!

Ki adi mundi then deflected the energy blasts of three seekers back at them before cutting off the proboscis of a Sucking tumor that tried to suck his blood.

Ki adi mundi then threw his lightsaber cutting the Sucking tumor in half.

Meanwhile at an outsider citadel.

The planet Cerea had built several city sized buildings called outsider citadels to house non cerean immigrants.

In these citadels outsiders could practice their technological ways unfortunately crime was rampant and the insides of the building were as densely packed as a morgue creating crime filled ghettos and pollution making the outsider citadels one of the few sources of pollution on cerea.

The outsider citadel resembled one grey mushroom shaped building that emitted plenty of smoke.

Inside The building we come upon Mosquito girl who was fighting off the invaders.

Mosquito girl looked on in disgust at the citadel "This place is disgusting, I can see why Ki adi mundi hates these places"

Mosquito girl then swooped down from the air into a crowd of Seekers that were shooting her(but she was protected by her superhuman endurance) she used her hooked hands to cut twenty of the seekers apart like butter before flying back up.

She saw ten Mushroomiators shooting at her but their crystal projectiles couldn't hurt her.

She slashed the air and created a sharp shockwave that cut through their shields and armor but also caused some collateral damage in the form of several destroyed rooms.

"Oops" said Mosquito girl.

She then swooped back into the crowd of Destron's monsters, she used her hooked hands to cut twelve fungus faces, four sucking tumors, and eight Spring and whip men.

Mosquito girl flew back up into the air and felt a stinging sensation on her arms.

She looked at her arms and noticed that the green blood of the spring and whip men was causing the stinging sensation.

Mosquito girl thought 'hmm it must be acidic but my enhanced durability is protecting me from the full force of it, to be on the safe side I'll use shockwaves to take out the lizards'

She began creating more sharp shockwaves by slashing the air.

With the shockwaves she sliced ninety more spring and whip men, seventy five Mushroomiators, and forty seekers.

Mosquito girl continued fighting by creating shockwaves, decimating Destron's army.

Meanwhile in another outsider citadel Lucy and Vivi were fighting together.

The scantily clad ex sister of battle Lucy shouted "Woo hoo! Blood for the blood god baby! I can spill the blood of so many different creatures here!"

Lucy had a chainsword in her left hand and a bolter pistol in her right she used her chainsword to saw a fungus face in half before she used her bolter pistol to launch three bolters into the faces of three other fungus faces.

She then sawed an enhanced tyranoid waster in half and then sawed off its tentacles when they emerged all the while giggling like an insane six year old.

Teo more enhanced tyranoid wasters tried to hit Lucy with their scorpion flails but they missed because she jumped back.

Lucy stuck her tongue out at them and said "Na na na na, missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me!" she then ran up to both Enhanced tyranoid wasters and kissed them each on the lips.

They tried to hit her again but she struck first she began sawing one in half while she shot the other one repeatedly with her bolter pistol till it was blown into two seperate pieces.

When the tentacles emerged from the lower halves of both monsters she dodged their strikes and sawed them off.

Vivi who saw Lucy kiss the ETW's thought 'Ew did she just kiss those things? She is not right in the head'

Lucy then shot four seekers in the head with bolters before bisecting another Seeker with her chainsword.

Lucy then asked " What's this pink grainy stuff coming out of the seekers? This can't be blood it's not even a liquid!"

Lucy sounded genuinely angry for the first time and her anger scared Vivi.

Vivi blasted ten Mushroomiators away with a rainbow shockwave and explained "Seekers don't have blood they have that pink sand stuff as a fuel instead"

Lucy roared in rage and said "No blood no blood! Then what's the point of killing if there's no blood?!"

Vivi launched a couple more rainbow shockwaves to kill more enemies especially since Lucy was so distracted by her anger that she stopped fighting.

Vivi said in a nervous voice (afraid of Lucy's anger) "Well Khorne wants you to collect skulls for his skull throne to doesn't he? So you can collect skulls from the seekers and you can still spill blood from the other monsters"

Lucy's psychotic smile returned "You're right Vivi thank you" Lucy then Wrapped Vivi in a bone crushing hug cutting off her oxygen supply for 5 seconds before letting her go.

Lucy then raised her chainsword and said "Blood for the blood god and skulls for his skull throne!" then laughing like an insane 6 year old rushed into the fray decapitating Seekers and shooting other monsters.

Vivi let out a sigh of relief before she raised both her hands made them into the gun symbol and shot a Sucking tumor to death with golden bullets.

She then shot out a rainbow shockwave that killed fourteen spring and whip men.

Vivi then spit out a shamrock grenade into a duo of Mushroomiators.

The grenade took out their energy shields and she proceeded to finish them off with golden bullets shot from her index fingers.

Vivi then shot out a rainbow shockwave that killed eleven sucking tumors.

Vivi said "You know I don't want to sound like Lucy but it's good to be out of the hospital and fighting again, the multiverse needs all hands on deck"

She then spat a shamrock grenade into a trio of seekers.

Later after the battle of Cerea.

Location Tecave city.

In the end 993 clones survived the battle.

Mosquito girl, Vivi and Lucy arrived in Tecave city, Mosquito girl arrived via flying while Vivi and Lucy arrived arrived via a flying car.

Mosquito girl touched down on the ground while Vivi and Lucy got out of the cab.

Lucy upon seeing Mosquito girl said "Hiya Mosquito girl did you suck the monsters blood? Oh I wish I could suck blood like you can! I most certainly would be Khorne's favorite then!"

Mosquito girl sweat dropped and replied "Uh no I would never suck such disgusting blood"

Lucy shrugged "Well that's your loss then yes it is!" Lucy then stuck her tongue out at Mosquito girl.

Mosquito girl thought 'This girl is to weird'

Ki adi mundi then walked through the crowd of clones he had a sad look on his face but he looked like he was trying to suppress his emotions.

Lucy asked "What's wrong Coney xeno why are you so glum? Turn that frown upside down!"

Lucy said this while using her fingers to pull her face into a smile, Ki adi mundi responded by glaring daggers at Lucy before walking away.

Lucy then got confused and said "I don't understand how that xeno can be sad I mean we spilled so much blood today he should be happy!"

Vivi groaned "Lucy not everyone gets off of spilling blood like you do"

Lucy shrugged her shoulders "Well that's your loss then"

Mosquito girl then asked a clone trooper "Why is Ki adi mundi so upset?"

The clone replied "His family was killed during the battle, all four of his wives and seven of his daughters were killed by Destron's monsters he may not show it because the jedi code forbids him but he is devastated by their deaths"

Mosquito girl frowned feeling pity for Ki adi mundi "That's horrible! I I don't know what to say"

Vivi then spoke up "He probably blames himself as a father he most likely felt it was his duty to protect his family and he failed so he probably blames himself"

Lucy said "At Least the flow of their blood pleased khorne"

The clone trooper, Vivi and Mosquito girl looked at Lucy in disgust although the clone troopers facial expression was hidden by his helmet.

Vivi asked "How could you say something like that?!"

Lucy didn't understand that what she said was wrong and asked "What did I do?"

Mosquito girl spoke up this time "What you said was completely insensitive!"

Lucy frowned looking genuinely sorry "I didn't mean it that way I meant that it was a good thing that at the very least their deaths pleased Khorne as he doesn't care where the blood flows as long as it's flowing"

Vivi spoke again "Your god sounds like one twisted god getting his jollies off the deaths of innocents why do you worship such a being?!"

Lucy was taken aback "B-Because Khorne has given me freedom that I could never hope to have while living under the imperium, he freed me from the chains of the false emperor!"

The clone trooper then spoke "Well your god sounds cruel and what you said was insensitive even though you didn't mean it to be so you might want to think twice before speaking in the future if Master mundi's around"

Lucy nodded her head and said "Y-yes sir!"

(Timeskip)

Ben and the girls that went to Universe 32Q had now returned to the star wars universe and picked Vivi, Lucy and Mosquito girl off of Cerea and then headed to Coruscant.

Ben had tried his best to comfort Ki adi mundi about the loss of his family and Ki adi mundi assured him he would find peace through meditation with The Force.

Ben and his team were now reunited well except for Magnocasta who was still recovering in the warp from her fight with Jerry brown.

Ben and the girls had been inside The Hero's hand and on Coruscant for an hour now an hour which everybody spent resting to regain their strength.

Now to the present.

Ben was sleeping in bed tired from all the fighting the only girl in bed with him at the moment was Isosceles who was just getting up.

Isosceles yawns and looks down at Ben's sleeping face and thought 'Aw he looks so peaceful isn't he just the cutest thing?'

She bent down and placed a kiss on his cheek before getting out of bed and leaving the room it was dinner time after all.

Ten minutes after Isosceles left Lucy entered the room.

She walked over to the large bed with Ben's sleeping form on it she then proceeded to pull back the covers revealing that Ben was shirtless and in his boxers.

Lucy blushed at seeing Ben undressed and she thought 'He looks so much sexier without his clothes on, I want my name to be on his muscular chest I want to see my name on that hunk of muscle! I want! I want!'

Lucy pulled out her knife and began carving her name onto Ben's chest however she only got the first two letters when Ben woke up from the pain and punched her knocking her back.

He then tackled her to the ground pinning her to the floor preventing her from carving her name in any further.

Ben said "Lucy what the fuck! Why did you try to kill me?!"

Lucy began to cry at the accusation "I wasn't trying to kill you Ben! You're just so handsome that all I wanted to do was put my name on your muscular chest! Please don't be angry at me!"

Ben asked "Your name?" he then looked at his chest and saw the letters Lu on it and he then thought 'Well this girl is truly psycho'

He then saw Lucy crying saying "Please don't hate me" repeatedly.

Ben unpinned Lucy and wiped some of the tears off of her face and he then said "Lucy I don't hate you"

Lucy sobbed like a three year old "Yes you do!"

Ben replied "No I don't, I like you you're crazy but deep down you're a good girl and to prove that I like you I will let you finish carving your name onto my chest"

Lucy stopped sobbing "You will?" she asked.

Ben smiled "I will"

Lucy squaled and hugged Ben and said "Thank you thank you thank you Ben you are the best friend an ex sister of battle could ever have!"

When she let go she resumed carving her name onto Ben's chest and Ben completely ignored the pain after all Destron put him through worse.

Once she was done the name Lucy kenda was carved deep into the skin on Ben's chest.

Lucy smiled at seeing her name on Ben's muscular chest and she then said "Ben thank you and to show my gratitude I am going to blow you"

She then yanked down his boxers and began giving Ben a handjob.

Ben began to protest "L-Lucy t-there's no need to aah do this I don't expect a reward"

Lucy said "Well you're getting one no doubt having my name written on your chest hurts like the warp so I'm going to ease that pain"

Soon Ben had a full on erection in Lucy's hand, Lucy smiled and said "It appears that Little Ben is ready to play"

She lowered her head and began to engulf Ben's penis in her mouth once that was accomplished she began to bob her head up and down.

She swirled her tongue around Ben's dick and teased his slit with her tongueshe even nibbled on his dick.

After five minutes Ben said "Lucy I'm going to cum"

Ben then came inside Lucy's mouth and she gladly swallowed all of the cum.

She then released Ben's dick from her mouth and giggled and said "I think I just found something that excites me as much as spilling blood does, anyways get dressed it's dinner time and Vivi is making lasagna"

Ben nodded and pulled his green sumo slammer picture covered boxers back up and began to pick up his other clothes from off the table and was about to put them on when he had an idea.

'How will the girls react if I go out there wearing nothing but my boxers? Even the girls I am not in a relationship with are attracted to me I can tell by the looks they give me when they think I'm not looking'

Ben smiled evilly before telling his plan to Lucy who laughed.

Magnocasta then emerged out of a purple portal from the warp.

She said "Ben I'm sorry that-woah you're in your underwear!" she then had a nosebleed pink blood coming out of her nostrils and sending her crashing into the roof.

Ben and Lucy laughed.

Magnocasta rubbed her head before saying "Forgive me for my intrusion I thought you would be dressed anyways I came to apologize for destroying an entire city while fighting Jerry brown I know you hate collateral damage Ben"

Ben replied "Well we already talked that over with that universes version of President Trump he said that since you were fighting a dangerous alien invading the united states and subverting the government the collateral damage was necessary he also said that Sacramento was a lost cause anyway though I still wish there was less death and damage in the end you still took out the enemy so I'm not angry just disappointed.

In the future try to lure a villain away from a highly populated area"

Magnocasta replied "Yes Ben, and WHY IS LUCY'S NAME CARVED INTO YOUR CHEST?!"

Lucy happily replied "Because he's sexy and I wanted my name on his sexy body"

Magnocasta shook her head and facepalmed she then said "Ben I can use my psychic abilities to heal you though you will have a scar"

Ben turned to Lucy and asked "Is that Okay?"

Lucy stood on her tiptoes smiled and said "Sure!"

Ben then said "Okay heal me then"

Magnocasta's left hand glowed with purple energy which she then placed on Ben's chest and in a minute Ben's wounds became nothing more then a scar in the shape of Lucy's name.

Magnocasta then said "There now that that's over with you better get dressed"

Ben smiled mischievously "Actually I'm just going to go out there in my underwear and see how the girls react"

Magnocasta paused and then asked "What?"

Ben replied "I know that almost every girl on this ship is attracted to me so I just want to mess with them a little bit like they mess with me, I mean your reaction to seeing me in my boxers was priceless!"

Magnocasta sighed and then said "Very well but there is going to be a lot of blood to clean up" (from nose bleeds)

"I'll clean it up" said Ben.

The trio then left the bedroom with Ben still in his boxers.

They walked through the halls of The Hero's hand and soon made it to the dining room.

Upon making it to the dining room Ben said "Hello ladies"

The girls turned to look at Ben and had varying reactions to what they saw.

Isosceles, Alissa, Shyarly, Ahsoka, Sorano, Nina, Sandersonia, Tequila, Viola, Rebecca, Borsalinophia and Mystique had already seen Ben completely naked on numerous occasions before so their reactions were less severe then the other girls but they still enjoyed the view and showed so by smiling.

Cookie cookie who had also seen Ben naked before had a more reserved reaction but she still smiled at seeing Ben half naked.

Now as for the other girls.

Tsunade yelled "What the hell do you think you are doing coming out here in y" but was cut off by Jack (who was sitting next to her) having a nosebleed that sent her(Jack) crashing into the ceiling.

Jack came crashing down on top of Tsunade knocking them both over.

Jack said "Sorry Tsunade he just looked so hot wearing nothing but his boxers"

Jack then helped Tsunade up who shook her head as she looked at Jack's blood which was on the table and floor forming twin puddles.

Nyreen who was in her normal red armor yelled "Wow those muscles!" and suffered a nosebleed as dark blue blood shot out of her nose and sent her careening into a wall.

Ashley suffered multiple nosebleeds one out of each of her heads and she crashed into the roof with enough force to dent it.

Frightwig yelled "He really has become a man!" and shot up into the ceiling from the blood coming out of her nose before crashing down.

The kicker however was Shirahoshi who said "Ben-sama is in his boxers!" in an embarrassed voice.

She tried covering her nose with her hands to stop the nosebleed but was unsuccessful and blood shot out so much blood that the room became flooded up to the ankles of everyone who was normal height.

Ben fell down into the flood of Shirahoshi's blood laughing saying "Your reactions were priceless!"

While Lucy was rolling around in Shirahoshi's blood like a pig in mud saying "Yippee mermaid blood so much mermaid blood! Khorne must be happy with all the blood spilt today!"

Ben then got up back onto his feet his boxers and his back now covered in blood.

Tsunade growled and got out of her seat and stomped over to Ben who knew he was in trouble.

'Crap' Ben thought before Tsunade hit him over the head.

She held back but it still hurt, Ben rubbed his sore head.

Tsunade yelled "Idiot look at the mess you made! Now we are ankle deep in blood you better clean this up!"

Ben held up his hands placatingly "Don't worry I will"

Slaanesh then appeared in a purple flash of light and began speaking "Sexy pie remember our- hubba hubba you're in your boxers I mean I've seen you naked but you still look hot in just your boxers! As I was saying we have a date at Mario's in your universe so you need to be dressed!"

Slaanesh snapped her fingers and in a purple flash of light Ben was clothed in a black tux.

Slaanesh then batted her eyes seductively and said "You look handsome sexy pie now off we go!"

Ben began to say "Wait we have to clean" but was cut off as he and Slaanesh disapeared in a purple flash of light.

Tsunade stomped her foot "Fuck! First he creates this mess then he leaves it for us to clean it up!"

Ahsoka spoke "Tsunade it wasn't his fault that he didn't clean it Slaanesh teleported him away before he could"

Tsunade crossed her arms over her well endowed chest and said "hmph"

Mystique then decided to tease Shirahoshi "Shirahoshi you looked so cute when you were trying to stop your nosebleed who knew you were such a perv!"

Shirahoshi blushed "I-I am not!" she said.

Mystique laughed while Alissa spoke up "Mystique leave the poor girl alone Ben is very attractive and he is probably the first guy she has seen half naked"

Mystique replied "I'm just having fun"

Shyarly then spoke up "I have an idea on how we can clean this blood up just open the door and it'll flood out!"

"Sounds good enough to me!" said Ahsoka.

"better then cleaning all this up by hand" said Tsunade.

"So it's settled" said Shyarly before she slithered to the door and pressed the button to lower the ramp allowing the ankle deep blood to spill down the ramp.

However Anakin was outside the ship and was caught by surprise when the blood swept him off his feet and started carrying him away.

"woah what the?!" he shouted before using a force push to get himself back onto his feet.

He pulled out his lightsaber and ran up the ramp and said "Shyarly are you Ben and the others all right? Where did all this blood come from?!"

Shyarly said "Calm down Anakin we haven't been attacked, some of the girls including Shirahoshi just had major nosebleeds from seeing Ben in his boxers"

Anakin's brain froze 'Nosebleeds? Boxers?" before he put it together and asked "Why was Ben in his boxers?"

Tsunade answered "Because the idiot was trying to get a reaction out of several of the girls and unfortunately he succeeded"

Jack then spoke "Your loss but I enjoyed the view"

Tsunade shook her head while Anakin thought 'Even Jack seems to be starting to like Ben now' before smiling, laughing and saying "Ben is such a funny bastard I'm glad we're friends!"

Ahsoka then asked "What are you doing here master?"

Anakin replied "I came here to spar with Ben where is he?"

Ahsoka replied "Slaanesh took him on a date to a restaurant in his universe"

Anakin looked disappointed "Force crap" he said.

Ahsoka then said "You could spar with any of the girls here they are all powerful in their own way"

Anakin said "No thank you Ben would probably be mad if I hurt any of his girls"

Anakin then changed his mind thinking Ben probably doesn't have much of a bond with Cookie Cookie yet so Anakin said "Cookie Cookie want to have a rematch?"

Cookie cookie who was sucking the liquefied remains of Bill de blasio from a cotton candy cocoon held up her right hand in a waiting gesture and finished sucking the remains before letting go of the straw and saying "Hell yeah I'm up for a rematch I would love to kick your ass again!"

Anakin frowned but then said "But there are rules we can't bring our weapons, no acid pies, strangling paper whistles and cotton candy cocoon gun for you and no lightsaber for me just our natural abilities and no killing just fighting until the other is ko"

"Deal" said Cookie cookie who was eager to beat Anakin up again.

CC got up from her chair and she and Anakin walked through the halls of The Hero's hand to the training room.

Location Stuart, Florida Earth, Universe B10UA (Ben's universe)

Ben and Slaanesh appeared in front of Mario's in a purple flash of light.

Ben spoke "Slaanesh you really should have let me clean up the place!"

Slaanesh waved Ben off and said "Don't worry Sexy pie the girls got it all under control they just opened the door and let the blood flow out"

"How do you know?" asked Ben.

Slaanesh replied "I'm a chaos god silly!"

Slaanesh and Ben then entered Mario's where they were greeted by stares.

"Holy crap!" yelled one guy "Who's the hot naked purple chick?"

A girl yelled "Is that Ben10? How can that be? He left our universe 2 weeks ago to go fight in a war to save the multiverse!"

Ben thought 'Two weeks? But I've been gone for months! That's right time passes by differently in some universes'

Slaanesh then said "Hmm these people are a distraction to our date" she snapped her fingers and everybody in the restaurant disappeared in a flash of purple light.

"What did you do?!" asked Ben.

Slaanesh replied "Relax I just teleported them back to their homes and erased their memories of seeing us here after all the news of you returning from your trip to save the multiverse would garner unwanted attention which would in turn interrupt our date, now let's have a seat and I'll create our food for us"

Later after eating and the conclusion of the date.

Ben finished his veal and said "Slaanesh that food was delicious! That veal was even better then the original mario's veal!"

Slaanesh smiled and replied "Well I am the chaos god of pleasure after all!"

Ben then said "You have an interesting origin if you discount the genocide aspect of it but I think we can work things out"

"Glad to hear it" said Slaanesh.

Slaanesh then asked "Ben can we kiss?"

Ben answered "Sure"

And he leaned across the table and kissed her.

Slaanesh put a good amount of her pleasurable energies into the kiss and so Ben was overwhelmed by pleasure and passed out from sheer pleasure.

Ben was caught by Slaanesh before he could hit the floor.

Slaanesh said "Sorry Ben I made the kiss to pleasurable I was wanting the kiss with me to be the best you ever had"

She placed him back on the chair and snapped her fingers using her powers to wake him up.

Upon regaining consciousness Ben said "Wow that was way to much pleasure Slaanesh the next time we kiss just give me a normal kiss"

Slaanesh once again apologized before ramming her lips into Ben's and initiated a normal but passionate kiss.

They stayed like that for twenty seconds before breaking up.

Ben smiled and said "A good old fashioned kiss that is what I love best Slaanesh I don't want any kisses enhanced by your chaos powers"

Slaanesh replied "I understand"

Ben then asked "Can you please take me to Bellwood? I want to see my family"

Slaanesh replied "Well I don't think your mom is quite ready to find out that her son has a harem yet but I will teleport Gwen and Kevin to this location right here so you can talk to them"

Ben paled as he thought about his mother's reaction to finding out that he has a harem, he could imagine her giving him a twelve hour long lecture about how he is disrespecting women and how he must be manipulating the girls into loving him and how he has to choose one or break up with all of them it would take a lot of explaining to convince her to accept it.

Ben said "You're right I would like to wait as long as possible before telling my mom and when I do tell her I want there to be a whole universe between us"

Slaanesh then snapped her fingers and Gwen and Kevin appeared in a purple flash of light.

Gwen looked around confused "What the how did I get here?"

Kevin replied "I don't know, wait Ben is that you and who's that naked purple chick you're with?!"

Kevin suffered a nosebleed that knocked him off of his feet causing Gwen to glare at him.

Gwen then turned to Ben and asked "Ben what happened to you? Why is your hair red? Why is your left eye and right hand cybernetic why do you have all those scars? And it's good to see you but what are you doing back in our universe? Who is this girl with you? Are you done saving the multiverse already?"

Gwen was caught off guard when Ben wrapped both her and Kevin in a hug and said "It's good to see you two again"

Ben then began to tell them about his adventures, that from his point of view he had been gone for months, he told them about how he acquired his injuries and how he got the benivitrix.

He told them about their ISIS porcupine counterparts and he told them about the Nazi versions of Grandpa max and Malware he encountered.

Once he was done Gwen said "Wow so my college professor was right when he said that the multiverse has an infinite number of differences between it's universes including how time passes and their laws of physics"

Kevin said "ISIS kevin seriously? One of my counterparts is a misogynistic homophobic porcupine mutant monster? Come on why?"

This got a laugh out of Gwen and Ben to which Kevin replied "Why are you laughing Gwen your counterpart is a porcupine member of ISIS to!"

Gwen replied "I know I know, another thing I find weird is trying to imagine Grandpa max and Malware as nazis that culture doesn't fit either of them"

Ben then said "Oh yeah there is something I have to tell you, I have a harem I have a total of thirteen girlfriends and Slaanesh here is one of them and three of them are pregnant"

Gwen and Kevin's jaws hit the floor.

Kevin recovered sooner after twelve seconds he said "Way to go Ben you sure have become a ladies man high five!"

Ben and Kevin high fived each other that's when Gwen recovered.

Gwen yelled "You idiot! I expected better of you! Are you pulling a michael morningstar? Because it sounds like you are pulling a michael morningstar and you got three of them PREGNANT?! Did all the lessons your mom teach you about safe sex go in one ear and out the other?! You're 18 and fighting a war to save the multiverse you're not ready to be a parent to one kid let alone 3!"

Ben flinched from Gwen's tone making Slaanesh giggle.

Ben replied "Actually my 19th birthday was yesterday so I'm 19 now and I truly do love all the girls that make up my harem and according to the guardians it's my destiny to have a harem and to impregnate them so I can sire a new generation of heroes"

Gwen said "Yeah right and who are these guardians?" she said this while making hand quotes.

Nemo then appeared in a white flash of light startling Gwen and Kevin.

Nemo said "I am a guardian and Ben is telling the truth it is his destiny to have a harem and for him to impregnate them to sire a new generation of heroes that is what I have laid out for him"

Kevin said "Lucky" and cast a jealous look Ben's way.

Gwen however seemed to be at a loss for words "But- you can't just- ugh- fine! Ben you better treat all the girls that make up your harem with respect or I'll neuter you!"

Ben saluted and said "Yes ma'am! And Gwen can you tell my mom about this for me? I don't want to tell her myself"

Gwen rolled her eyes "Of course you don't but I will and I will be on the receiving end of her wrath"

"Sorry" said Ben.

Ben then said "Gwen kevin I am glad I get to see you two again after what was for me a long time"

Gwen smiled "It's nice to know you care Ben and I'm sorry about the torture Destron put you through I hate to see you scarred like that"

Kevin then said "But obviously the torture didn't hinder his attraction with the ladies!" causing Gwen to sigh.

Kevin then said "But seriously the next time you see my ISIS porcupine counterpart give him a punch and tell him that was from me and kick Destron's butt!"

Ben smiled "I will Destron is going down"

Slaanesh then said "It's time to go Ben"

Ben then hugged Gwen and Kevin and said "Goodbye Kevin Goodbye Gwen see you later"

Kevin replied "Goodbye Bro"

Gwen said "Goodbye Dweeb"

They parted and Slaanesh teleported herself and Ben back to the star wars universe.

Author's notes

No Ben didn't tell them about Destron being his father as that revelation would have shaken their family to its core.

And I don't have a preview for next chapter because I don't have it planned out much beyond it being a filler, sorry.

And I don't wish death on illegal immigrants in real life, this was all just satire.

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