Innocent As The Virgin Mary
Characters/Pairings: Dee/Ryo, Maria Lane
Warnings: None
Timeline: After the series
Spoilers: To the whole series
„Mother, before you ask: yes, I do laundry regularly and yes, of course I eat enough!", Dee sighed into the telephone. Ryo chuckled quietly to himself and Dee shot him a death glare. He didn't mind having a chat with his „mother" from time to time but he always felt a little embarrassed when Ryo was listening in.
Mother chuckled as well. „That's good to hear, Dee! So, how are you all holding up? Everyone healthy? Lover satisfied?"
„Mother!", Dee exclaimed and did a rare thing: he blushed. Suddenly, Ryo seemed very interested in what the not-so-innocent nun had asked...
(Author's Notes: Dear parents, no matter how old your kids are, you will always manage to embarrass them!)