Author's Note: Well, here's another update to a fanfic I procrastinated on. But, I can't procrastinate anymore, since there are seven chapters left of the fanfic. Here's how it'll go:

Chapters 39 & 40: The preperations for Hana's final trip to the Capitol

Chapters 41 & 42: The Battle for the Capitol

Chapter 43: Pwngoat's execution

Chapter 44: Hana's return to District 12

Chapter 45: Epilogue

Yeah, I guess some people have figured out that each section of the parody is exactly fifteen chapters long. XD

Disclaimer: I only own my OCs.

"Oh, good. You're awake."

I awake inside of the hospital Aria and mom work at. A familiar reindeer with a pink hat is standing over me.

"Chopperman? I thought you got murdered by the Midnight Crew," I ask the reindeer, who slaps me.

"Bitch, I'm NOT Chopperman! My name is Tony Tony Chopper!" Chopper yells. I then get a full look at Chopper - Yes, he is Chopperman, but without the mask and cape.

"You're so cute! I'm taking you home with me!" I yell before I hug Chopper, who screams.

"I need an adult! This bitch is sexually harassing me!" Chopper screams as he presses that button that calls in a nurse. Aria comes in a few moments later.

"What's going on?!" Aria asks us.

"This woman has been sexually harassing me!" Chopper yells. Aria sighs.

"Chopper, I think you should go on break now," Aria says. With a huff, Chopper leaves the room. Aria turns to me.

"How am I doing?" I ask.

"Oh, you're fine. But, when you passed out, your spleen got messed up, so we had to remove it," Aria explains.

"Nooo! My spleen!" I scream like in that one episode of Invader Zim. Aria sweatdrops as Holden, Usopp, and Robin enter the room.

"Visitors!" Usopp announces.

"Hey, guys!" I shout cheerfully. Aria smiles.

"I'll leave you four alone," Aria says before she leaves the room.

"So, what happened at Mighty Putty after I passed out?" I ask the two Tributes and one boyfriend.

"We got it. All we rebels need to do is to take the Capitol, and Panem will be free," Usopp explains.

"And I get to kill President Pwngoat. And nobody will have goat cheese and goat milk in Panem ever again," I think to myself with a smile.

"I don't think vaporizing Mighty Putty was right," Holden says with a sigh.

"Don't be sad, Holden. I'm sure that people are re-building Mighty Putty," I re-assure Holden.

"Where are you taking me?" I ask Sanji. It's the next afternoon, and he's leading me down a corridor in the hotel I've never been in.

"Aki-chawn and Heathcliffe's wedding. They're getting married legally, but we're filming it as a propo to make it a big 'fuck you' to all of the Capitol people Heathcliffe was forced to have sex with," Sanji explains. I glare at them.

"Sanji, they're teenagers. I don't think they can get married yet," I explain. Sanji takes a drag from his cigarette.

"Aki wanted to keep Heathcliffe for herself and not for the mellorines in the Capitol. Plus, forging papers for marriage licenses works wonders," Sanji explains as we enter the wedding chapel, where Aki and Heathcliffe's wedding is already under way. "Shit, we're late."

"Do you, Aki Chung-Feng, take Heathcliffe Sarutobi to be your lawfully wedding sex slave to the Capitol - I mean, husband?" Dalton asks Aki.

"I do, I do, I DO!" Aki yells in a cutesy, diabetes-inducing manner. "Sarutobi-kun's my precious baby! He's cute, funny, handsome, and, most of all, fucking sexy! He's a stone-cold fox that I'd love to [Bleep] when we get older!"

Everyone sweatdrops.

"Okay, then... That's nice to know," Dalton says. "Anyway, do you, Heathcliffe Sarutobi, allow Aki Chung-Feng to be your bitch - I mean, take Aki Chung-Feng to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do. Aki, you are the most beautiful and loving girl I've ever met. You make every single Capitol woman I've had sex with look like ugly monkeys," Heathcliffe says tenderly.

"You may kiss the bride!" Dalton announces. Then, Aki and Heathcliffe kiss passionately.

"Get a room!" Most of us shout. Dalton clears his throat, and everyone stares at him.

"Now, then... Let's do the Time Warp again!" Dalton announces. Then, we all do the Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"Hey! I brought cake!"

We stop dancing as Ace wheels a cake in. It's shaped like a semicolon.

"Wow, Ace, I didn't know you made this cake!" I comment as I cut myself a slice. But, Ace grabs the knife from me.

"Heathcliffe cuts it. HE'S the GROOM," Ace explains to me like I'm a little kid who can't use knives yet.

"Sexist! SEXIST!" I yell like Yuffie in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. And, for good measure, I snatch the knife from Ace's hands and cut up the cake myself.

"Hey, you can't handle these knives!" Ace yells. I glare at him and slice up a piece of cake for Ace. "Ya'll better give me the knife, or I will pimp slap you!"

"No. I don't feel like giving you Sidney," I say. Inwardly, I'm questioning why I named the knife "Sidney". Ace takes Sidney away from me and pimp slaps me.

"Bitch, go make me a sandwich!" Ace yells before Smoker restrains him.

"Now, Ace, stop it. We're not in the 1950's and you're not Madea," Smoker tells Ace, who glares at me.

"This isn't over," Ace tells me. Everyone stares at me.

"Dude..." Heathcliffe comments. I sigh.

"If you need me, I'm going back to my room," I say before I turn and leave the room.

Ending Note: Review if you want to see Sogeking!