The magician who knows everything!
Makoto P.O.V
Its been a day or so since I talked with Azazel-san. Surprisingly, she was actually quite helpful in understanding certain aspects of the Sacred Gears my peerage have. And being able to understand them better. Its good if they are able to achieve Balance Breaker. Yumi-chan has Balance Breaker but there are other Sacred Gear users on my team. Three in fact. Walburga-san, Elmen-tan and Aika-san all have Sacred Gears that need to achieve Balance Breaker. Plus I have Kokoro-chan to think about.
A healing Sacred Gear achieving Balance Breaker. I can only imagine the possibilities. But I can also imagine the possibilities for the other Sacred Gear Balance Breakers also. It is only a matter of time. As they say, being around the Sekiryuutei and Hakuryuukou makes you awaken in different and unexpected directions.
And with the amount of time we spend together, its only a matter of time before he starts effecting me. Plus Vali-san and I spend some time together and maybe I'll get a double dose of different directions. Ehehe, did that make sense?
"Hmmmm, what are you thinking?"
Vali-san asked as she placed her head on my chest. To explain it, I was called out by an unknown person, which turned out to be Vali-san who wanted to spend a night with me.
The conference isn't for a few days yet so I haven't gotten anything too pressing to do. The only thing I need to do is converse with the Katsura siblings. Ooh right, I also have to conversation, rather an interview with that girl who wants to join my peerage but that isn't for a few days I think. That girl with the name that escapes me. I heard she's a good magician but I don't know anymore than that. I do need a magician on my peerage, and I have a free Bishop piece. I wonder what her capabilities are.
"Nothing really. Just the usual peerage related things."
I said with a smile. A smile that's directed up at the ceiling.
"I see."
"Hmmmm, Vali-san. May I ask you something?"
"Sure. What is it?"
"About the conference, you think something is going to happen?"
For some reason, I feel like she is going to do something. Not to hurt me but...I don't know. I've got this nagging feeling that she might fight against Ise-Nii-san. Not a battle I wouldn't mind seeing mind you. It might be a little interesting if Nii-san had Balance Breaker.
"No idea. But isn't it the perfect opportunity?"
She agrees with me at least.
"It is yes. But...well, that's not something I'm going to think about for now. So tell me Vali-san, why did you want me to come here tonight?"
"Is it a shock? I wanted to spend time with you. That's all."
Ooh, she just wanted to spend time with me. I see. That's really nice Vali-san. Wanting to spend time together.
"I didn't know that you were the time of girl who would want to spend such special alone time together."
"Well, I'm full of surprises Ma-kun."
"You certainly are. But may I ask why you call me Ma-kun?"
"I don't know. I think it suits our type of relationship. Say, why don't you call me by a nickname instead."
A nickname for Vali-san? Erm...Val-chan? No, that doesn't sound right. Lets see...ok! How about Va-chan!? I think that does sound good!
"Va-chan then. Does that sound good?"
"Hmph, a two letter nickname."
"You do the same to me!"
"I know. I wasn't dissatisfied with the name. I was merely stating what you used."
She's a naughty girl...all the time actually. There's never been a time where she hasn't been naughty. I leaned down and captured my lips with hers. There was a time when I was willing to make Vali...I mean, Va-chan into my servant but she didn't want to. I was going to use my Queen, this was before I met Walburga-san, but she didn't want to but she did want to be my lover. So I took the offer to become her lover. And I have a great Queen now anyway. I got the best of both I suppose. Yup, definitely the best of both.
"I see. Vali...I mean Va-chan. Can I ask what you think about my peerage? A thought occurred to me that I've never asked you before. And I wanted to see how my team measures up."
"Hmm...its good."
"Oh, I was hoping for more but..."
I trailed off. I didn't want just a two worded response. Hmm, isn't apart of the response either!
"I'll say that you command them very excellently. Like during Kokabiel. Its true, I could've defeated him alone but you did use everyone there to your advantage."
I love her, but sometimes her bluntness is a little weird. But she is a good girl at heart. I can tell that she is a good girl at heart.
"Please don't say it like that. I didn't use them. I worked together with them. And of course Rias-Nee-sans peerage also."
"Fine, you cooperated with everyone efficiently. Well, I should say commanded shouldn't I? That's where your true strength is."
I see. So I'm not as strong as I want to be. I know I've not got Sairaorg-san strength but I am stronger than Rias-Nee-san and Sona-Nee-chan. Its a proven fact. We once had a fight and I won against them both. Not at the same time but it was just a little spar and I was able to overwhelm them. Although Sona-Nee-chan was a challenge due to us using similar magic's.
"I see. Thank you for that. Even though I asked about my peerage..."
"I don't know them well enough to make an estimate. Although knowing if you picked them, they will be above average. But I do know that one girl of yours is a little...scary."
No way. Did Va-chan say that she is scared of someone on my peerage? Please don't tell me that it isn't Yuno-san. I have a feeling that she will even be able to scare a Maou and Michael-san.
"She's not the pink haired girl, is she?"
"The very same. She has a very...scary aura around her. She is a strange person."
Great, now Yuno-san is scaring Va-chan. She can even scare someone as strong as Va-chan. How is she supposed to make friends if she keeps scaring people? The only person besides myself who is friends with Yuno-san is Kotonoha-san. And that's because they have that scary yandere thing going on.
"D-Don't worry, you'll be able to win against her right now."
I tried to reassure her. I want Yuno-san to make friends with people that aren't yandere's like her. Kotonoha-san is able to make friends a little easier as she's only yandere when someone is trying to take me away from her. But Yuno-san is pretty much yandere all the time. Its cute, but it isn't good for her if she can't make friends.
I am of course her friend but I do want her to have more friends, like I do for everyone on my peerage. And everyone does, besides Yuno-san that is. Well, she has Kotonoha-san and I hope that's enough right now...I'm worried about her.
"No doubt. I wasn't worried about her like that. She just seems to get...no, she has a crazy amount of potential. Anyway, lets sleep."
"Hmmm, ok. Good night Va-chan."
"Night Ma-kun."
We shared a kiss then she placed her head on my chest. Just to have times like these...its nice. I closed my eyes and let the sleep take me over. I just want this to last forever...
...The next day, I parted with Va-chan. I promised that...we'd do things together soon. I want to be with Nee-chan's which will be soon according to Sera-Nee-chan. She said that she will be talking with Sona-Nee-chan and convincing her to do things with us. I personally don't think Nee-chan needs convincing but Sera-Nee-chan wants to make sure that Sona-Nee-chan will be as comfortable as possible.
But now I'm just sat in my living room watching television, doing my own thing. Just relaxing because I have a day off. That's when Ravel-san came in looking mad. Eh? What have I done now? She stands in front of me. I tried looking past her at the television, she grabbed the control and switched off the television!
"Hey! I was watching that uguu!"
"We don't have time! Don't you remember what day it is!?"
"...Anime marathon?"
She sighed at me and shook her head.
"No. Its the day that we have that interview."
"What interview?"
"The interview for the Bishop role! Remember? Le Fay-san is going to be here in ten minutes!"
T-Ten minutes!? I-I thought that the meeting wasn't until...uwah.
"Today? I thought it was a couple of days away."
"No. I told you the other day that it was today. Please tell me you are ready."
I will have to lie through my teeth. Of course I'm not ready! I've been busy with...well, Va-chan of course. I was busy getting busy hehe.
"Yes."
"Don't lie to me. I wont be angry. Just tell me the truth."
"No, I'm not ready."
Her face turned bright red, with anger! She said she wouldn't get angry!
"YOU WHAT!?"
"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T GET ANGRY AT ME!"
"WELL I LIED! ITS A GOOD THING I'M PREPARED, ISN'T IT!?"
I nodded with a whimper. She's scaring me uguu.
"Geez beast. Stop yelling at your King for the love of Maou."
Elmen-tan entered the room. Ravel-san glared at her.
"Shut up Elmen-san! This is an important meeting!"
"Well, yelling isn't going to do anything but upset him. He's surprisingly fragile so stop yelling at him."
She's defending me! I am easily upset when people are yelling at me! Beast.
When I thought beast, Ravel-sans sharp gaze turned in my direction.
"Did you just think about me being a beast?"
S-She knew! H-How did she know!? I shook my head strongly, yet in a frightened manner.
"N-No."
"Good. Now you have 8 minutes and 12 seconds to get ready. Dress appropriately. Just be ready."
She then walked out of the room as Elmen-tan sat next to me.
"What a commanding beast. Want me to punch her?"
"Eh...no, that's fine. She's only looking out for our group. In many ways, she's the backbone of the group. The one who does the most for our success. If you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for this girl who's coming...Le Fay-san I think Ravel-san said."
She did say Le Fay-san right? I don't want to be rude and say the wrong name like I did with Elmen-tan when I first met her. But that was Ravel-sans fault. Its no wonder Elmen-tan dislikes Ravel-san sometimes. She can be mischievous alright.
"Yeah, the beast did say something like that. Have fun. I'm going to watch Yu-Gi-Oh."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, I'm going to watch the episode where that girl duels that ugly penguin thing. Do you have any idea which that one is? I think its 102 but I'm not sure."
"It is. 102 and 103. Have fun watching it."
"Will do. Have fun with the beast and the other one."
"I'll try hehe."
I then left the room as Elmen-tan got out her laptop. Hehe, she's really obsessed with anime. Even more than I am. I thought I was a big otaku, but she's miles ahead of me.
...Ten minutes, or more like 7 and a half minutes later, I am in the meeting room on the top floor. Yeah, we have a meeting room. Its rarely used but today it is going to be used because we have a meeting with this girl Le Fay-san who should be here any minute now.
I'm sat next to Ravel-san looking smartly dressed. Ravel-san made me wear this damn formal clothing. I hate it personally but we have to make a good impression after all.
"Hmph, and you said that I was going to be the late one Ravel-san."
"She isn't late yet. She has another minute to come. But, are you ready?"
"I am for the most part. I'm just here because I'm the King after all. You'll be the one who is speaking to her, mostly."
"I know but you'll be expected to answer questions if asked."
"I know, thank you for reminding me. I know Ravel-san, don't worry."
She gives me a worrying look but I just smile. It isn't like I haven't done this before. I know what I am doing Ravel-san, trust me.
As I was thinking that, a magic circle appeared on the floor. Wow, right on time Le Fay-san. I know that she is at least keen. A silhouette appears. The silhouette is that of a young girl. I can tell that much already.
The light flashes and now I can see her clearly. A girl in a kind of school outfit. Its not like Kuoh's school uniform. Its more like...well, a japanese uniform that's different to Kuoh's. She is in a gray blazer with blue plaid accents over a white dress shirt with a black tie. She has on a black skirt and black shoes. She also has a huge blue hat on with a large black bow tied on it plus yellow stars and a matching cape with pink flowers and a white interior.
And maybe the best part, she's a cute Loli girl! She's got bigger breasts than Koneko-chan but she has a small body. Definitely below 5 foot. She's got a cute face with cute blue eyes and blonde hair that's shoulder length.
When I gained a blush, Ravel-san shot me a look. A look I know too well. The look that says "Don't embarrass me Mako-sama!" I know it is. I've seen it before and I will see it again in the future. She doesn't let me have fun because she's evil.
When the girl looks at us, she smiles, but then when she focused her eyes on me...
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
O-Ok! That is really loud!
"A-Are you alright?"
I asked the screaming girl! I don't know if that's magically enhanced or not but she has the scream down alright. She takes rapid breathes with a red face...ehehe, this isn't normal is it? I looked to Ravel-san who shrugs her shoulders. Great, what kind of response was that Ravel-san?
"S-Sorry. Got too excited. I promised myself not to do that yet I did it anyway."
The girl then starts berating herself over her apparent failure.
"I-Its ok. So, my name is..."
"I know! Makoto Sitri-sama! You are like...kyaaaa...awesome."
"Thank you."
I said as I looked at Ravel-san. You could do with being more nicer to me. She just rolls her eyes at me.
"And I am Ravel Phenex. We've had somewhat contact before."
Yes, I heard that Ravel-san has had a meeting of sorts with her via holographic magic circle. This is the first official meeting. And my first time in seeing her. She's adorable.
"Yes, Ravel-sama. I remember. But...wow. Its actually him...Makoto-sama."
She looks at me with starry eyes. Ehehe, what's that about Le Fay-san?
"Yes, that's Mako-sama alright. He's glad to meet you."
"I can speak for myself thank you. So, is it Le Fay-san?"
"Yup! That's me! My name is Le Fay Pendragon, lovely to meet you officially."
What does she mean by officially? I sense an undertone there. What's that about? But wait, she said Pendragon. I've heard of that house before. But where have I heard of that house before...? I can't remember if I'm honest. But it seems to be something important...Pendragon...
"O-Ok. So Le Fay-san. You've heard of me then?"
"I certainly have! Anyone that's anyone knows Makoto Sitri-sama! You are quite popular among magicians and other factions you know?"
"Am I? That's nice. I didn't know I was popular among other factions."
"Ooh you are. I'm like your number one fan. The way you have revolutionized certain areas of magic. I mean, I've never even conceived some of the proposals you have thought of before reading that article. I never even considering combining those particular formulas together. It like, changed my way of thinking when it concerns magic and it has even inspired me to invent my own spells."
That's right. I published a paper on different types of magic that haven't been seen before. It was when I was obsessed with magic. I'm still into it but not obsessed. I'm kind of peculiar. I get obsessed with something, learn whatever I can about it and try and make up my own things for it. Sera-Nee-chan said I should publish it, I wasn't confident but I did it anyway and here we are.
"Well, that's really awesome. If I have inspired a magician with my theories then I am happy."
"Oh Makoto-sama. You've done more than inspired. Its like...your mind is something I love very much. Together, I believe we can come up with many very powerful spells."
"Is that your reason for joining my peerage?"
I questioned with an eyebrow. I don't care if it is. As long as she has what I'm looking for then as long as her reasons aren't evil, I don't care.
"One of the reasons. I just want to be near you all the time."
...That didn't sound good. Please don't tell me that this girl is...stalking me also.
"I didn't know you published a paper."
Ravel-san turned to me and said. No, she wouldn't. I didn't want to be...well, I didn't want any recognition. It was only for fun after all.
"Oh, yeah I published a paper. It was a few years ago. I'm surprised Le Fay-san knows about it. I used a penname. TAG, is what I called myself."
"Why that exactly?"
Before I could respond, Le Fay-san does for me instead.
"TAG means, That Ape Gremory."
How did she know that? I only put that down because Sona-Nee-chan suggested it and it was a little joke between us but that's just between us. We didn't even tell Sera-Nee-chan about it.
"How did you know that?"
"I know quite a few things about you. Lots of things actually. I was determined to find out who published that paper and it took lots and lots of research but I eventually found out about you, being TAG and I knew that I had to become someone who would catch your attention so I dived into the magical arts so I could maybe join your peerage one day. I'm just glad you still have pieces."
"O-Oh I see. So, if you know lots about me then what's my favourite colour?"
I don't expect her to know it but its a little funny to see her guess wrong.
"Blue. Reminds you of water which your clan is famous for using and you say that water has like the ultimate calming effect on you."
Damn, she guessed right. And also the reason.
"Is that true Mako-sama?"
"It is yes. Wow Le Fay-san. That was impressive. But ok, what's my favourite dessert?"
I said with a playful smirk. She responded with that same smirk.
"Chocolate fudge cake. Chocolaty fudging goodness, yes?"
Shit! She even knows that!? Ok then!
"Whats my fear!?"
"Ghosts. That's because they can appear at any given time, yes?"
Geez, she even knows that!?
"Ara, I didn't know about you being afraid of ghosts."
Ravel-san said to me with an astonished face. Yeah, I am afraid of ghosts. I don't like them. They scare me. But its Nee-chan's fault anyway. Sera-Nee-chan used to come into my room when I was like three and she brought a ghost with her to frighten me so I would sleep in her bed with her.
I didn't learn of that reason until much later in life. But back then, I didn't even know it was her using ghosts to frighten me so I would sleep in her bed. Maybe that's why I don't like sleeping alone.
"W-Well...I am. Its not something I like admitting but I am afraid of ghosts."
"Aah, so that's the reason you dislike Halloween. Makes sense now. I thought that you was just grumpy but its due to your fear of ghosts huh."
"Y-Yes...Erm, Ravel-san...you're up."
I said with a little whimper. She knows and I'm sure she will use it against me. She turned to Le Fay-san.
"R-Right. Le Fay-san! Please answer my questions!"
"Y-Yes!"
Saying that, Ravel-san took out a notepad and pen. And then she started asking Le Fay-san here some questions.
"First questions, species."
Really Ravel-san? Even I can tell that she's human. Come on. And Ravel-san says I'm slow.
"Eh...human."
Replied the timid Le Fay-san. Ravel-san then started asking more questions that weren't so...stupid. I'm not calling Ravel-san stupid but that species question was...well, you know.
While she was asking the questions, I got more and more curious about the types of magic she uses. Its perfect!
"…Yes, so you use black, white, Norse, and even fairy magic…"
"I also have knowledge of many forbidden spells. I was once apart of the magicians association called Golden Dawn."
Forbidden spells huh. That might come in handy in the future. Ravel-san asks a few more questions. I am satisfied enough already. She surpasses what I had imagined I would have for a Bishop actually. All those different types of magic. I can already use her in different scenarios.
"...I-Impossible."
"What is it, Ravel-san?"
She puts down her notepad and pen then faces me.
"As you know, I set certain standards for Bishops as that's my role also. For the Bishop, I was looking for someone who uses a wide range of magic, and has skills in each of those areas, not just basic knowledge. And Le Fay-san here surpasses my expectations by a margin. Le Fay-san, you said Pendragon is your last name, yes?"
The nervous looking Le Fay-san replies to Ravel-san with a nod.
"Yes that's right. Onee-chan and I are descended from King Arthur and Morgan Le Fay. Was that where you was going with it?"
Ooooh! I remember why that name is familiar to me now! Not only because of them being descended from them but...
"Your Onee-chan, doesn't happen to possess Caliburn, does she?"
"Y-Yes, how did you know? Wait, your Makoto-sama so of course you'll know~"
"Ehehe, I knew because there's a rumour going around that the wielder of Caliburn is looking for someone who is strong enough to give her a challenge for her ultimate holy sword, Caliburn. The name is...Artoria Pendragon-san, yes?"
"Correct as always Makoto-sama~"
Hearing Le Fay-sans polite tone, Ravel-san frowns. Ehehe, what's wrong beast? I mean Ravel-san?
"The truth is, she also wants to become apart of this peerage. I was going to ask, but I didn't know when to drop it in. I guess I'm dropping it in now."
"A-Are you freaking kidding me!? She wants to become apart of my peerage!?"
I'm shocked and happy! The ultimate holy sword on my team...! I am just going to faint right now! Because that's the ultimate Knight and Bishop I wanted! Plus sisters are always a plus! N-Not that I have a fetish like that or anything.
"Nope! I'm not kidding you! Onee-chan said that your group is very powerful and she would like to be apart of it as do I. She recognizes your strengths as a leader and of course, all of your peerage as well. Your many achievements haven't gone unnoticed. And I'm not just talking about one of the leaders of the Fallen Angels Kokabiel either. Its a group many people want to be apart of, and I hope I'm lucky enough to join the peerage as well."
Ooh my. I don't care if she's a stalker! I have quite a few so what's one more? I mean, she has a good heart and a good head on her shoulders from what I gather from the interviewing process.
"Ehehehe! O-Of course she can join my peerage! And you also! It would be the ultimate pleasure! Ravel-san! Think about it! Demonic sword, holy demonic sword, and then holy sword! We'd have all three types on our team!"
"I-I know! Even I'm excited now!"
We cheered to one another. With these people, my team will be complete, and awesome.
"You know, we'll have to set up a time where we can have a meeting. Ravel-san, when am I next free for a lengthy discussion?"
She brought out the book that has my schedule inside. She then starts going through it for several seconds.
"Hmmmm, if its a lengthy conversation and talks about gains and such, then I'm afraid it can't be until after the conference. The conversation will take hours I presume, and you just don't have an appropriate amount of time unless you want to meet when you are sleeping. You have some meetings to do with the conference and then there's Serafall-sama who wants to spend lots of time with you and things like that. And you still have to talk with the Katsura siblings about adding them to your peerage."
"I see. Yes, I couldn't do that. But what about after the conference?"
She looked back at my schedule then nodded to herself.
"I can pencil it in for the day after the conference."
I then looked at Le Fay-san.
"I'm apparently a busy person, even I didn't know that, so...I know it might be a lot to ask but is it fine if we do it the day after the conference?"
"W-What day is the conference?"
That's a good question. Ravel-san told Le Fay-san about the details of the conference and whatnot. After hearing about it, Le Fay-san made a nod with her head.
"Yes, that shouldn't be a problem."
"Ooh great! Le Fay-san, if you want to join my peerage, then from everything I've heard, I would be honoured. The same for you Ravel-san?"
"Yes, I am the same. It would be an honour to have Le Fay-san in the peerage."
Le Fay-san clapped her hands together and then brought out a book. She then stood up, came around to my side of the table and handed me the book shyly.
"C-Can I please have your autograph!?"
"Fufu, I don't see the problem with that. Anything for a fan."
"Thank you! Thank you! Oh thank you!"
I gave my autograph in the book...which is named, Makoto-sama's Secrets. When I tried to look deeper inside, she stopped me.
"P-Please don't look!"
"W-Why? What's in here?"
"Nothing! Promise!"
She winked but I don't believe nothing is inside. I stood up quickly and jumped to the other side of the room and opened it quickly...
"Ooh my..."
She covered her mouth and gained teary eyes. Ehehe, that's not normal. Ravel-san came over and looked at the imagines and made a disgusted face.
"Le Fay-san..."
"Y-Yes?"
"Why are these images mainly of Mako-sama naked?"
She shed tears and didn't answer. Yea, that's right. She somehow has images of my most private times. Like me bathing. Or me just asleep, naked. I do sleep naked when I'm alone. Not when I am with someone because, well that's inappropriate I think. Or there's images of me when I've been changing into other sets of clothes. Even ones when I change into my gym clothes at school. I've got to admit, she's pretty well at concealing her presence.
"W-Well, this is surprising."
"I-I'm so sorry!"
I shook my head at her. This isn't as bad as what I've seen from other people. Mainly the yandere's and according to Sera-Nee-chan, Gabriel-san takes articles of clothing of mine. Mainly my underwear, apparently.
"D-Don't apologize. Its fine. Its like I'm a celebrity or something. But please say you haven't taken some of my underwear."
"N-No, I'm not that bad. Just the images of you...yeah."
Phew, bullet dodged. Most people would freak out about someone spying on them, but its almost become normal life for me...what's wrong with me? That shouldn't be normal!
"C-Can I have it back now please?"
She said with teary eyes. She had tears down her face but she dried them. Poor girl. I'm not that bothered by it. I've had worse, which is terrible.
I went over and handed her book back to her and gave her a small kiss on the cheek. Since she is quite obsessed with me, I am sure she will like that.
Her face turns bright red, and she rubs the place I just kissed.
"I'm never washing my cheek again."
"Ehehe, please do. I'll give you many more if you become my Bishop. I love spoiling my servants after all."
"Y-Yes! Of course! Thank you!"
"You don't need to thank me. Le Fay-san is cute after all!"
"I-I'm cute? Me? Really?"
I nodded which made her jump for joy! M-My, it seems I will be getting a spirited addition to my peerage. Then again, most of my peerage are...wow.
"I have to go and tell Onee-chan now! Goodbye Makoto-sama! I-I can't wait to see you again!"
That sounded creepy but I smiled and nodded at her. She then activated a magic circle under her.
"Goodbye Makoto-sama! Ravel-sama!"
"Yes, goodbye. Until we meet again."
"Goodbye Le Fay-san. Have a safe journey."
Both Ravel-san and I gave our goodbyes to the girl. The girl Le Fay-san nodded and then disappeared in a flash of light. As soon as she left, Ravel-san faced me.
"How do you keep getting all these stalkers?"
"Is it because I'm naturally adorable?"
"Erm...maybe. I think you have something that attracts stalkers, or makes people into stalkers."
"That does sound plausible but...Ravel-san..."
"I know I've been waiting also."
We grasped one another's hands and jumped up and down on the spot!
""WE ARE GOING TO BE THE ULTIMATE PEERAGE~! WE ARE GOING TO BE THE ULTIMATE PEERAGE~!""
Its true! No matter what now. I'm going to have the ultimate peerage! I'm going to help all of my peerage members attain Balance Breaker that have Sacred Gears! And also, my peerage is just going to be awesome! The ultimate team!
Elmen's Corner!
On a stage, stood the girl everyone wants to see. The beauty that drives men to their knees. The beauty that can't be surpassed by normal standards. The Vampire girl, dressed in a flowery sundress that shows off her Loli figure nicely, Elmenhilde stands with a happy face looking at the crowd.
Random guy; Elmen-tan is soooooooo cute~!
Another random guy; Marry me Elmen-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~!
Third random guy; Elmen-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~!
Lots of different people are cheering for everyone's favourite girl. The girl in question does a little spin on her heels and points to the audience and does a cute wink that drives the men wild.
Elmen; Welcome one, welcome all! This is the second installment of Elmen's Corner!
Deafening cheering comes from the crowd. Clapping and thunderous roaring from the crowd deafens out all other sounds. Elmenhilde stood on the stage, relishing in her new found fame.
But then someone else appears on the stage. A girl with blonde curls. The girl is of course Ravel, here to try and steal Elmenhilde's spot.
Ravel; Hello everyone! I am Ravel!
Elmen; Beast, get off my fucking stage before I get security to throw you out of this building!
The Phenex girl looks on nervous at the threat on the security being called. But she stands her ground.
Ravel; B-But Elmen-san...
Elmen; No beast. That's it, security!
The Vampire girl called for security. Ravel thought it would be any old security but she was dead wrong. She couldn't be further wrong. For who appeared was most people's worst nightmares. The yandere duo, Gasai Yuno and Katsura Kotonoha. They stood there in black suits. Seeing the yandere duo, Ravel shed large tears.
Yuno; Yes, Elmen? What can we do for you?
Elmen; That beast there is trying to ruin my corner.
Ravel; Wait! How did you get the yandere girls to work for you!?
Elmenhilde laughed, knowing what she had done. She made a deal with the yandere duo. She made it so that they can torture Rias Gremory and Hyoudou Issei in a secret hideaway of hers. But Elmenhilde wont reveal this information to Ravel.
Elmen; None of your fucking business. Not get off my stage, or be escorted off.
Ravel, seeing that she had no choice stood off the stage and went to sit in a seat in the crowd. The yandere duo also exited the stage. Elmenhilde then smiled at the crowd.
Elmen; With that thing out of the way, we can finally start the segment! And since this is Elmen's Corner, I will introduce a special guest. Special guest, reveal yourself!
She pointed to the large door behind her. With a whooshing sound, the large important looking door flew open and a figure stepped out. If one looked, they could see the shadow of a girl. A beautiful girl with shoulder length hair that's blonde is then pushed forward.
The girl in question is Le Fay Pendragon. The girl moves forward and stands next to Elmenhilde.
Le Fay; Hello Elmen-sama!
Elmen; Hello Le Fay. I'm happy you could join me today.
Le Fay; Well, its a pleasure to be here! Thank you for having me!
Elmen; It isn't a problem. I'm glad you are here. Now please take a seat on one of these conveniently placed chairs.
The chairs in question appeared in a puff of some. Le Fay and Elmenhilde then sit on one of the chairs each.
Elmen; Le Fay, may I ask you something?
Le Fay; Of course!
Elmen; How did you think the chapter went?
Le Fay placed a hand to her cheek thinking about the chapter and how it went. When she finally decided to answer, she blushed, thinking about something perverted.
Le Fay; It went good Elmen-sama, it went good. But there was an aspect that could've been better.
Elmen; Oh? What's that then?
Le Fay; There should've been a scene where Makoto-sama took me by the shoulders and passionately kissed me! He could've slipped his hands between my legs, touching my special place with his amazingly placed fingers...and I can feel it...its...its raising...the heat...I can't hold on much longer...he puts his thing inside of me...I-I can feel it...absolutely massive...ooh yeah...Makoto-sama is...I-I...pour your naughty juices inside of me...Makoto-sama...EXCALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!
After exclaiming that, she fell back in her seat, sweating with a huge smile on her face. Her heartbeat is racing at an alarming rate. She has a face that's screams ecstasy.
Elmen; I'm pretty sure she doesn't mean the holy sword Excalibur. I think she's been watching too much Haganai. I love Rika because she's awesome. If you haven't watched it, then I recommend watching it. Its fucking funny beyond words. Either way, she's a fucking nut job. But ignoring the sex crazed girl, I will start with the reviews. I will start with the first review which is...Frozen Shadow 95. The answer to that is...
Elmenhilde looks in the plot book. The book that tells her everything that is going to happen in the story.
Elmen; Well, it says that they will be turned before the meeting, and they will be at the meeting of the factions. Thank you for the review! Now a review from GreenIceDragon. Thank you first of all. And yes, those problems weren't intentional, obviously but they have been fixed! And from SharpRevan, I do like you name, and Gasper will mark pervert boy later on like I have for Makoto ages ago. The beast cried when I did that, hehe.
Ravel cried at that. Elmenhilde on the other hand smiled in victory. She knew that once again, she had won against Ravel.
Elmen; Next review is from guest which will be referred to as guest 1. Guest 1, Hana is a creepy yandere. If you type in Fallen Hana into the search engine, then you'll see who we are talking about. And finally from Just a big fan. The aurhtor-san is very happy about your review. Thank you for sending it!
Elmenhilde then looks to the sky then back at the crowd. She took a breath because she felt the goodness of the reviews wash over her.
Elmen; Now we start with the review that have questions in them and we will start with Mr Beaver Buttington. Thank you first of all for doing hashtag Elmen x Mako! That means I will do something for Makoto! You're also apart of a special club known as Elmen's friends! Not many people are in it because I'm a picky person. Now to answer some questions.
Elmenhilde looks at the questions and notices one is for her. She smiles like she has just gotten a christmas present and answers said question with a heartwarming smile.
Elmen; I am such a tease, but it wasn't intentional. I was actually confused. I forgot her name because she kind of annoys me with the screaming, so I just ran through the names of Vampires I know, hoping I got the right one. The next question is for Serafall-sama.
Elmen looked towards the crowd, seeing a girl raising her hand. The girl is the Leviathan Maou. She looks happy to be seen.
Serafall; Here! I'm here!
Elmen; Welcome to the show. Now the question is, when did you start developing feelings for Makoto?
Serafall; Well, that's a cute question. I've always loved my Ma-tan! But I guess when I started developing romantic feelings was when he was five. He looked up at me with those cute violet eyes of his and said "Nee-chan, I want to marry you one day! There's no one else but Nee-chan I love! And I will always take care of Nee-chan!" Clearly, that's changed over the years, but he still admits that the first girl he loved was me~ And no one can take that place~ Plus before that, I made Ma-tan sleep in my bed by scaring with ghosts~
Elmen; That's sweet. I even think that's sweet. But now, the next question is for Yuno. Yuno, where are you?
Elmenhilde looks for the girl she wants, and sees her head of security.
Elmen; Yuno, what do you like to do for fun? Besides the obvious torture and stalking and general mayhem.
Yuno gains a small smirk on her face and looks to the crowd, looking directly at Rias Gremory. Rias, seeing the yandere looking at her puts Issei in front of her, for protection.
Yuno; Well Elmen, I do like pressing flowers, I find that fun. I also like being with my friend Kotonoha, talking about our...shared interests.
Elmen; I see...I think. And the last question is for the author. Let me go and ask the author.
Elmenhilde runs off the stage and asks the author a question. By the time she came back, she saw that Le Fay had finally recovered.
Le Fay; Hey Elmen-sama!
Elmen; Pervert girl. The author-san said that yes, you may call the author-san that. Thank you for the questions! I hope to see more!
She did a thumps up and a wink at the audience. Then continued on with the reviews.
Elmen; The next review is Xuan. Thank you, I am the Queen of the night! And yes, I know what you are implying, hehe. Now Kunou, where are you?
Elmen looked around to see the Loli fox sat next to her busty Okaa-sama.
Kunou; Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Elmen; Hello, and welcome to the show. Now Kunou, who do you hate the most?
Kunou raised a hand to her face, then she looked in the direction of Makoto. But she wasn't looking at Makoto. She was looking at the little girl on his lap. Katsura Kokoro.
Kunou; Her! She is trying to steal Onii-chan away from Kunou! Its not fair! I knew Onii-chan first yet that girl thinks she can take Kunou's place!
Elmen; What a jealous fox girl. Watch your back Kunou, she is going to take your place!
Kunou gained teary eyes as Elmenhilde let a dirty smirk grace her face.
Elmen; I love causing pain to people. Not physical pain like the yandere's though, hehehehe~ Now, next review is from Sano! Hello! Thank you! This is making me more popular! Now, a question for Koneko. Loli cat, where are you?
A girl with white hair raised her hand from the audience.
Elmen; Ah, there you are. Koneko, which Loli do you fear the most?
Koneko;...I fear no one. But my main competition in the Loli department is you, Elmen. You are my main competition.
Elmen; Is that the case? Well, its a contest you'll lose Koneko.
Koneko;...You'll lose!
The Loli with blonde hair and the Loli with white hair had a stare off. They didn't want to appear weak in front of one another so neither looked away, not even for a second for two whole minutes. They needed to establish their place in the harem. Head Loli. And only one will win. But for who that is...is another story for another chapter.
Elmen; Hmph, I win for now. The next question is from Guest 2. First of all, thank you. It is my corner. It is awesome. And Hana in the story, scary as hell. But I suppose it might be a laugh for her to enter the story as an antagonist or something. The first question is for that Loli Kokoro. Where are you...ooh right, Makoto's lap.
She looked directly at Kokoro, knowing from before where she was.
Kokoro; Heya Elmen-chan!
Elmen; Hello Loli otherwise called Kokoro. Welcome to the show. To get right too it. How long has your sister been a yandere? And you aren't one, are you?
Kokoro; Nope! I'm not one! And for Onee-chan being a yandere...well, I didn't notice it until a couple of years ago. A Fallen Angel was trying to hurt me and Onee-chan's eyes turned hollow. It was kind of scary.
Elmen; I feel for you. That chick is scary. Now the next question is for Yuno. I can see you Yuno so I will ask. How could you torture that ape Gremory with string, a spoon and a mouse?
Yuno gains a happy smile and looks at the ape...erm, the Gremory heiress.
Yuno; Well, depending on how long the string is, I could bind her with it while holding her mouth open with the spoon while I hold the mouse by the tail and dip it in and out of her mouth as she tries to beg for mercy.
Rias bursts out crying and runs out of the studio. The poor girl was fearful for her life. And everyone is pretty much having a similar reactions but not showing it.
Elmen; That was horrible but awesome at the same time. Now Makoto, I will ask you two questions. So popular huh. Well, the questions are, how are you so popular with women? And what name would be good for guest 2?
Makoto; Well, to answer them in order. I don't know how I am popular with girls. Maybe its because I'm cute, I don't treat girls like objects and I respect them. Plus most of the girls that like me are Shotacon's. And a good name for guest 2...well, there's Deus Ex Machina? I like the sound of that. Or Lord of Demon's? Or even Angel of Death 666.
Elmen; They all sound good. Yes, I like all of them but my favourite one is Angel of Death 666. Its good. But it is ultimately your decision guest 2. But if you want to be a friend of Elmen then go for Angel of Death 666. Now guest 3. Your question is for perverted guy, Ise. Ise, where are you?
Elmen looked around for the boy with brown hair, and caught him in the back with Jeanne, seemingly enjoying one another's company as they watched Elmenhilde's show. He then stood up and waved so he could get the small Vampires attention.
Issei; I am right here Elmen!
Elmen; I see you. And welcome to the show. Have you ever thought about combining parts of Sacred Gears into the Scale Mail so you can attain new powers?
Issei; Well, there are a few. Like Kiba's holy demonic swords. That would be good. If I punch something, they get a double dose of holy and demonic power! Or they get stabbed with a sword coming out of the top! Or maybe using Walburga-senpai's holy flames in my punches. That would make me powerful huh.
Elmen; That it would. Thank you for the review. Now the last person is...Anime PJ. Yes, this person is the one who also hashtagged me! Well done! You have been added to Elmen's friends list! And I will do something naughty with Makoto soon~ And thank you, the beast shouldn't call me names. Its not my fault that she has issues. But now, lets answer those questions! First of all, the sort of question about Azazel, well she will be very perverted with him! She might even try and rape him soon! And the first character question is for Yuno.
Yuno; Yes, Elmen? I'm quite popular huh.
Elmen rolled her eyes. Yuno might be popular, but Elmenhilde is thinking that she got the show and Yuno didn't.
Elmen; Yes. Now Yuno, there are lots of girls after Makoto. Can you deal with them all?
Yuno; Well, there are of course some stronger than I am. I can take care of most of them myself. But some I can't. Take Serafall-sama for example. But I have thought about making alliances with Serafall-sama and other members that I don't hate.
Elmen; I see. That does sound good. Maybe we could make an alliance. But for now. Kunou you Loli fox. There's another question for you. How lucky.
Kunou, jumped from her seat and smiled, thinking she can get even more popular in the future.
Kunou; Hey Elmen-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Again!
Elmen; Hello, and welcome to the show again. Now Loli fox, time to answer why you are so naughty. Where are you getting all of this sexual stuff from?
Kunou; Well, Kaa-sama has been telling me some about it. But I went into Ravel-sans room and read her book, 50 shades of gray. I thought it was a book about colours, but it turned out to be a naughty book.
Everyone in the studio faced Ravel, who burst out crying. Elmenhilde shook her head her head.
Elmen; Of course the beast is involved. I have actually just produced a book.
Le Fay; You have? What is it about?
Elmenhilde gained a smirk.
Elmen; Well, my book is about the beast. It is split into 5 volumes. There is, How to capture the beast. How to torture the beast. How to kill the beast. How to cook the beast. And a special addition called How to sleep with the beast.
Makoto; Can I get a copy of How to sleep with the beast?
Makoto asked with an innocent smile which is completely fake. If this book can help him then he is going to take it. Ravel, hearing her fiancees question, sends a sharp look at him.
Ravel; Mako-sama! Don't you buy that horrible book!
Makoto; Sorry Ravel-san. But isn't it a good book for me, your fiancee?
Ravel; Not when it is called How to sleep with the beast!
As she berates Makoto, fans of Elmenhilde scream out for the book!
Random guy; I want the entire series!
Another random guy; Ooh me! I want the entire series!
Third random guy; Yes! Books Elmen-tan have written are the best!
Hearing her fans, Elmenhilde smiles.
Le Fay; Elmen-sama. These books can't be cheap, can they?
Elmen; That is where you are wrong my friend. These books are 2000 yen each. That's right, 2000 yen for one, meaning 10000 yen for the complete collection.
Le Fay; You say 10000 yen for that complete collection? Where can I buy!?
Le Fay, and pretty much everyone in the studio want one, save for Ravel who is crying her eyes out.
Elmen; Well, you can buy them at the Underworld book store. But hurry now, while stocks last. And the first 50 customers get a miniature model of the beast.
Elmenhilde held out a miniature model of what she imagines Ravel looks like. The model itself is a cross between Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees with Ravel's disfigured head on top.
Everyone then started rushing to get their copies of the books.
Elmen; Well, this is the end of Elmen's Corner. I would like to thank everyone who sent in a question. Please keep them up! Well, until next time.
Le Fay and Elmenhilde stand back to back and do the peace sign as they wink.
Le Fay and Elmen; Peace out!
Well, that's the end of the chapter and Elmen's Corner! The girl sure is popular huh. Well, until next chapter!
Issei; Rias, Asia, Irina, Xenovia, Isabela, Jeanne, Tsubaki, Seekvaira, Gasper (fem), Tsubasa, Ophis, Raynare, Kalawarner, Mittelt, Bennia, Rossweisse, Valerie.
Makoto; Serafall, Sona, Ravel, Aika, Gabriel, Elmenhilde, Kunou, Yumi (fem Kiba), Le Fay, Akeno, Azazel (fem), Walburga, Kaguya, Millicas (fem), Koneko, Yuno, Artoria (fem Arthur), Ile and Nel, Vali (fem), Yasaka, Kotonoha, Grayfia, Kokoro.
Peerage
Queen; Walburga.
Bishops; Ravel, Le Fay.
Rooks; Elmenhilde, Yuno.
Knights; Yumi, Artoria.
Pawns; Aika (3 Pawns), Kunou (2 Pawns), Kotonoha (1 mutated), Kokoro (2 Pawns).