Team5dsforever: First time dad gets really pissed but good thing jack and kyohei resolved their issue.

GEWB: Yay! Resolving issues for the win!
Kyohei: You're excited today.
GEWB: I just ate a whole bag of candy!
Kyohei: Oh no.

KaliAnn: That was super sweet!

Kyohei: I'm glad you enjoyed it, KaliAnn-san.
GEWB: Hehe, Kyohei won't say it but he's totally blushing right now!
Kyohei: I hate you when you're sugar high.

Guest: Kyohei Jack Carly watch Teen Titans

Kyohei: Wow, you're really hung up on this Teen Titans scenario aren't ya?
GEWB: Teen Titans is cool! We need to start a movement to bring it back!
Kyohei: I heard there's going to be a Teen Titans vs. Justice League movie or something coming this year. Don't know if it's true or not though.
GEWB: My hopes shall be up.

Pairing: Jack x Carly

Summary: This is by no means a jab at paparazzi or those of a similar profession. This is an exaggeration. Though, you paparazzi people do need to calm down. Just remember that celebrities are people too. This has been your PSA for the day.

Being the wife of the Ace King and one of the men who helped save the world twice Jack Atlas really isn't as great as the fangirls fantasize about. Just to name one problem, Carly had to deal with paparazzi. Yes, a journalist having to deal with paparazzi is just as strange and ironic as it sounds.

Jack told her to just ignore them, but it's pretty hard to ignore a large group of people following you, yelling out questions, and shoving mics and cameras in your face whenever you're out doing errands. Jack had started going out with Carly more often and he was able to protect her.

Oh, but then Kyohei was born. As soon as that child took his first breath, the hounds started crowding around the hospital just waiting for the family to come out. Yusei and the others had to enter the hospital through the back door if they wanted to visit the duo and Jack refused to let his wife and son leave the hospital until the cameramen gave up.

Of course, that didn't mean they completely gave up. To make things worst, they've latched onto a very nasty rumors that some jealous women started over the Internet.

"Carly-san, are the rumors true? Is Kyohei not Jack-san's child?"

"Is it true that your cheated on Jack-san?"

"Rumor has it that there are three other men that could be Kyohei's father. What do you have to say about that?"

"Nothing. It's all lies" Carly answered, only to be bombarded with more questions.

Lately, the Internet has accused Carly of cheating on Jack and that Kyohei isn't the man's son. The basis for such a rumor? Kyohei's green eyes.

Worrying how this could affect Kyohei in the future, Carly tried to nip the rumor in the bud by explaining genetics and how her father has green eyes and so it's not entirely impossible for his grandson to have green eyes as well. Thankfully there were lots of people that either knew about basic genetics or shared in Carly's worries of how this could seriously hurt the child if this doesn't stop while he's still young. Thanks to those people, Carly didn't have to worry about posting pictures of her son and have someone say some rude comment. She thought that it was over.

But the paparazzi love stories like these and they latched on like leeches.

Carly was holding her sleeping son and was trying to go in her house, but the vultures was making the task impossible. It was a surprise that the boy was still sleeping but she hoped that he'll continue sleeping so he won't wake up to this and get scared.

"Please, my son doesn't feel well today. I'll answer whatever you want, just let me put my son to bed" the mother practically begged to these strangers, but they continued their questions without so much as acknowledging it.

Then, the front door slammed open and Carly's back leaned on a familiar muscular chest. She looked up and saw her husband still in his pajamas and his glare could burn a hole through all of them.

"What the bloody hell is going on out here on my day off" the man asked. The paparazzi shook at the murderous aura the man had and couldn't answer, so he looked at his wife and repeated his question.

"W-Well, these people had some questions for me, but I want to put Kyohei to bed first. He got sick at school and I had to pick him up, so..."

"I see. Go inside Carly and take care of the kid. I'll handle this"

"Sure. But, don't kill them honey"

"I'm not stupid enough to kill all these people in front of my house where my son can see"

"That's oddly specific but I'm just going to ignore it and go inside" Carly said, kissed her husband, and walked inside the house and closed the door behind her. Leaving her husband and these camera people on their own.

"J-Jack-san, is it-" a brave man tried to speak up, but was immediately interrupted by the blonde man.

"Do you know what today is?" Jack asked.

The paparazzi looked around but one of them answered. "M-Monday?"

"Wrong! Today is my day off and, as of a few seconds ago, the day that my son needs me and his mother the most. And do you know what you did on this day? You, answer!" Jack ordered a man holding a mic.

He jumped at being called out suddenly. "U-Uh, we woke you up?"

"Wrong!" Jack yelled in anger. "You put cameras in my ill son's face! What would've had happened if he woke up? Answer!"

"H-H-He-"

"Too slow! He would've got scared and cried! And if you would've made my son cry, I will have your jobs and your heads on sticks and leave you out for the bugs and vultures to eat! Now that I got that out of the way, do you all have any questions for me?" Jack asked the last part calmly, but his anger was practically seeping out of his body.

The paparazzi couldn't have run off of the man's property faster then they did.

Jack scoffed. "Yea, that's what I thought. And I'll be dealing with those stupid rumors as well"