"Hey James?" asked Peter.

"Yeah Pete?" James replied distractedly. He was, of course, thinking of how he should ask out Lily Evans tomorrow.

"What are turnips?"

That brought James back to the present. "..What?"

"Err... What are turnips?"

"I have no idea, go ask Remus."

Peter went to sit beside Remus and tapped him on the arm. He carefully put a bookmark into a rather thick book. "Yes, Peter?"

"What are turnips?"

Remus raised an eyebrow. "A rather disgusting muggle vegetable. Why?"

"MERLINS BEARD; I ATE A VEGETABLE!"