Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers, Kamen Rider Decade, That Guy with the Glasses, Sailor Moon, Monty Python, U2, or X-Men.

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"Okay, where do we start?" Nicholson asked. The three officers were in Time Squad's enormous data library, in the Power Rangers section. It had data pads and a shelf of antique books in a case. Harvey was already looking through the shelves, and found what he was looking for with a satisfied "hah!"

Stepping over to the others, he put the data card into the projector, and it began to play. A man was bending over the screen, and sat back as the trio watched.

"Hey, that does not look like Tommy Oliver," Sanchez said, and furrowed her brows.

"Wrong universe, remember?" Nicholson said.

"I'm David Trueheart," the man said. "If you're not me, then something is seriously wrong."

"I know what this is," Sanchez said, "It's his history of the Power Rangers up to Dino Thunder."

"Hey, what better way to figure out where things went differently? Now hush," Harvey said. Trueheart continued.

"This video diary is a confidential record, only to be viewed in case of an emergency. What you're about to see is a history of my life. My history as a Power Ranger. My story begins in Angel Grove, when five teenagers with attitude were recruited to fight the evil space sorceress, Rita Repulsa."

"Hey, those aren't—" Nicholson began, but Sanchez clapped a hand over his mouth.

"They harnessed the power of the dinosaurs to become Earth's first Power Rangers. Under the guidance of intergalactic being, Zordon, Jason, Billy, Trini, Zack and Kimberly bravely defended Earth."

"Which forced Rita to create her own Ranger," Trueheart continued. He, not Tommy, became Rita's evil Green Ranger.

The rest of the video was like this. Those Rangers with important siblings swapped places: Andros was kidnapped by Darkonda and Karone became Space Red; Leo fell into a crevice and became Magna Defender while Mike was Galaxy Red, and so on up through time.

Afterwards, once they'd recorded all the important information, the trio got more rules.

721. I won't get the Rangers themselves into arguments about whether RPM is in the same universe as the rest of the Power Rangers, and where in the timeline it is.

722. It's highly unlikely that Rose is going to become Rosie the Bold again to mentor the future pirate Rangers, so I'll stop telling everyone about it.

-Brownbeard isn't going to, either: mentoring would require one to demonstrate wisdom, quick thinking, nobility and fighting skills all at the same time.

-Divatox? Are you kidding?

-Don't even think of mentioning Captain Mutiny.

723. No, Leo's big Ranger secret isn't that he can't move around in his battlizer.

- It's not a secret, that's why.

724. Inconsistencies in Samurai Ranger era cannot be explained away by blaming Kamen Rider Decade.

- Because said magenta rider has offered to prove to the next person who does so why he was called "The Destroyer of Worlds."

725. Stop making fun of Cole for his Falcon Cycle and how ridiculously overpowered it is.

- While you're at it, stop asking that if it was strong enough to kill Serpentera by ramming straight through it, why it was never used against an Org.

725. As funny as it might be, I am not allowed to create the Spoony Ranger.

-Even though Linkara already has two morphers.

-This goes for any other reviewer.

-This also applies to turning the Sailor Scouts into Rangers.

726. The solution to any medical problem is not KO-35ian tears, and I will stop trying to convince people otherwise.

727. I am not allowed to ask where the Robot Turbo Rangers went, even if they would've been useful in the final Turbo battle or Countdown to Destruction.

728. Stop mocking Casey for his cycle armor. It was never intended to be a battlizer.

729. "Because the Psycho Rangers did it" is never a good excuse.

730. Just because it is not explicitly forbidden in the rulebook does not give me permission to do it.

-ESPECIALLY if it would be 'awesome' or 'hilarious.'

731. I am not Tommy. Kimberly is not my girlfriend.

-Giving her amnesia to convince her of this WILL get me killed.

-By everyone.

-This goes for every Ranger ever, unless they have told me otherwise of their own free will.

732. Kim did not leave Tommy because she was pregnant/became a nun/any other crazy thing I can think up/read in fanfiction.

733. Trying to convince Kim that she has a long-lost child is not smart.

-Trying to convince Kim that said child's father is Zedd is not even to be CONSIDERED.

734. I cannot, at any point in time, make references to Monty Python. The Rangers will have a very hard time fighting if they are laughing.

735. I will not carry around altoids/tic-tacs/any kind of breath freshener in the hopes that I might be able to give them to Mesogog if by some chance he kidnaps me.

-In fact, I should never hope to be kidnapped by Mesogog.

-No matter how bad he is at actually keeping someone contained when he has kidnapped them.

736. I will not bring up U2 around Flynn.

-He's Scottish, not Irish!

737. I will not hire any Ranger or villain as a hit man or sniper.

738. I will not ask SPD why their base is shaped like a giant dog.

-Trust me, no one knows.

739. No, none of the Time Force Rangers have read the X-Men comics or seen the films. Trying to make them experience them is a bad idea.

740. Katie is not an X-Man.

-Especially not Cable.

-Nor is Trip.

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723-29 from Kamen Rider Leonite. 730-34 and 39-40 from PinkRangerV. 735 from BookLover223. 736-37 from WolfsbaneX.

A/N: In case anyone was wondering, I will eventually pick the Rules back up after reaching 1000, once I've gotten a few other things off my plate, and once I-and others-have had time to get some new ideas. By the way, does anyone have a possible 1000th rule? It needs to be something big, to be worthy of that spot.