Konnichiwa,
Ah, yes. He has. He came in last night after a long flight and being the
Japanese I am I let him in and gave him some dinner[a week old if I must say.]
Not only did I figure out he JUST came from Kyoto-chan but also tried to pick
her up. Thank goodness she refused and called the cops.
Anyway, I hit him really hard with my ninja moves and is tied up in my closet.
Can you help me get rid of him? He's starting to sing and make lot of noise.
Honda Shizuka
PS: Gomen for the long letter
Dear Shizuka,
Why am I surprisd? He's been picking on a LOT of people lately. Maybe it's French Mating Season? That might explain a lot...
Karate runs in the family appareantly, but I practice Chi-Blocking Technuiques. I can Disable a 3m man with the thickest muscles easy peesy.
Signed Akoi, aka Bokei, aka Eastern Japan