"That was horrible."

Kurt looked thoroughly shaken, so Blaine figured the message had gotten across. He nodded, putting the pamphlets back.

"That wasn't so hard, was it?" Blaine asked teasingly. Kurt only offered him a withering look. "Now," he pat his knees before standing up, "We have a meeting to go to."

"We do?" Kurt questioned, mentally going through his organizer in his head.

"Fondue for Two?" Blaine refreshed his memory, "Remember, we promised Brittany?"

"Oh yeah..." Kurt mumbled, and Blaine helped him stand.

"I just hope it isn't awkward with Santana and Brittany together." Blaine said, blase. Kurt glanced sharply at him.

"What do you mean?" Kurt asked. Blaine's eyebrows shot up.

"You haven't heard?" Blaine didn't wait for his probably sarcastic answer before continuing, "They broke up."

"What? Why!" Kurt exclaimed, "And why didn't Santana or Brittany tell this to me, but you know?" Blaine gave him a hurt look, but he waved him off. "What happened?" Blaine sighed.

"Well, Brittany cheated," Kurt gasped, but Blaine backpedalled, "No, no, no, no, no, Santana was actually making her cheat when she was with Artie, so Brittany didn't know what she was doing, but Santana told her and Brittany got mad that Santana lied to her and made her do something bad, cheat on Artie." Blaine knew it sounded confusing, but he also knew that Kurt knew the New Directions, and would be able to figure it out.

"So it was Santana's fault." he deduced. Blaine nodded, "Oh, so that must have been why she has been even more of a bitch than usual." Kurt concluded. "Come on now! If she is there, then we're going to have to play mediators!"

"I don't wanna!" Dave whined, swatting Sam's arm away. Sam rolled his eyes, tugging harder. Santana kicked him in the shin. "Ow! What the hell is your problem?" he snapped, glaring at her.

"Come on, we told Brittany we'd be there." she crossed her arms. Dave sneered at her, still hurt from her comments the previous day.

"Yeah, well you seem to be able to lie pretty well." Santana spun around to face him, eyes blazing.

"Whoa!" Sam stepped in between them, "I don't know what's going on between you two, but since you, oh I don't know, live together you should probably figure it out."

"Santana's is a bitch. That's the problem." Dave hissed. Santana laughed icily, before going off.

"Usted imbécil! No entiendo cómo alguien puede que la fecha! Incluso Sam podría hacerlo mucho mejor!"

In Spanish.

"No habla espanol!" Dave growled at her. Santana laughed sarcastically again.

"I'll translate then! You jackass! I don't understand how anyone can date you. Even Sam could do so much better!" Dave took a threatening step forward, and Sam pressed him back.

"Santana!" Sam warned.

"Just because Brittany realized what a lying slut you were doesn't mean you can take it out on others!" Dave growled.

"Guys!" Sam begged.

"Yeah! Whatever Fag!"

And she stalked back up to her room, leaving a stunned Sam and enraged Dave behind her.

"Where's Santana?" Brittany asked innocently as she noticed everyone but her was now there. Sam and Dave shared a look, before Dave broodingly away.

"Something came up and she couldn't come." Sam offered. Kurt tilted his head, obviously curious, but Sam shook his head. Brittany shrugged, then clapped.

"Okay then! Let us begin!" she touched her video camera, then began speaking, "Hi. My name is Brittany S. Pierce and you're watching Fondue for Two. Any donations you make will be put into the Lord Tubbington Atkins Diet Fund for Underprivileged, Overweight Tabbies in Sudan. My guests today are McKinley's famous gay couples. Save and Klaine." she sat down in the middle of her room. "So, I'm here to discuss some important information with you guys. I-"

"And Santana too. Oh wait! That's right, Santana likes to lie and be an evil bitch all the time." Dave interrupted. Sam glared at him.

"Santana is not an evil bitch! Everyone thinks she is, but she isn't! She's just mislead!" Brittany objected, "She needs to rejoin the New Directions, so she can get another new direction!"

"Rejoin? Did she leave?" Kurt questioned, eyebrows furrowing.

"No! But she can't follow the direction she's going now!" Brittany exclaimed, "So she needs a new one!"

"It's not a new direction she needs, it's a new attitude." Dave spat.

"Dave! Come on, chill out. Santana's just stressed right now." Sam objected.

"Why are you defending her?" Dave looked offended, "Aren't you supposed to be backing me in this case? You know, not you're ex-girlfriend?" Dave snorted, "Maybe that's why I couldn't come over you're house the other night, having a rendezvous with Santana?"

"What?" Sam stood up, now looking furious, "Are you out of your mind? I love you! I would never cheat on you!"

"David, I thinks Sam is right. You should trust him." Kurt backed Sam up, knowing already where Sam was the other night. "And Brittany, what is going on with you and Santana? Blaine mentioned something about you guys breaking up!" Kurt knew now probably wasn't the best time, but in order to access the situation, he had to know now.

"She lied about what cheating was and was being really mean." Brittany frowned.

"Well, how would I know that if you suddenly got all weird and panicky! It freaked me out!"

"Santana was mean to you?"

"So the first thing you think is that I'm cheating on you! I thought you trusted me a little more than that!"

"Not to me, but she lied to me and she made me lie to Artie. She made me be mean."

"And I thought you trusted me to tell me what was going on. You didn't even give an explanation for why I couldn't come over your house!"

"Well don't worry Britt, I'm sure she'll apologize."

"Maybe I didn't want you there!"

"She did, but to me. And she refuses to apologize to Artie. So until she does that, I can't be her girlfriend."

"Well maybe I don't want you in the same room as me!"

"So Blaine was right? You did break up!"

"Fine!"

"Yeah..."

"Fine!"

"Well, as you can see, gay and lesbian teens are just a bundle of fun!" Blaine just realized that this was a live taping, stepping in front of the camera and blocking out the view of the others, if not the screaming, "Wouldn't you just love to have us at your prom? If so, sign our petition! Thanks, bye!" He turned the camera off as quickly as he could. He turned around to see Sam storming out dramatically, Brittany bursting into tears, Kurt frantically texting on his phone, and Dave punching the wall. "Well, this turned out well."

R & R. Not sure if you realize it yet Sinfully Sined, but your oneshot is up. Finally. I kind of forgot about it, sorry. Anyway, for anyone who's interested. Kurt, Dave, and Blaine get locked in a closet together (Harhar) and are forced to talk it out. And huh, I know I just put an Author's Note up 2 hours ago, but I got this done faster than I thought I would.