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"WHEN I'M A-WALKIN', I STRUT MY STUFF, AND I'M SO STRUCK OUT-"
"NO SINGING!!!" Jimmy T. Mongrel snapped, slapping Krillin in the back of the head.
Struggling to break out of the ropes Zimmer-Queen Mongrel had tied him in, Yamcha cried, "Just who the hell are you guys anyway?! We were gonna crash this wedding, and you bastards just sneak up behind us and take us hostage!!! IT'S TERRIBLY RUDE, SIR!! TERRIBLY RUDE!!!"
"SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!!!" Hillary-Queen Mongrel roared in an unnaturally deep voice for such a young girl, and thousands of small holes suddenly burst open on Yamcha's shirt, although he himself wasn't injured at all.
"...My shirt's full of holes. Can I go home now?"
"NO!!!!"
Leaning over to Krillin, Tien whispered, "...I think I saw a porno like this once..."
"Really?" Krillin replied, "What was it called?"
"...Harry Potter And The Goblet of Fire..."
"...I always knew that Dumbledore was up to something!!!"
A minute later, Cell and Majin Boo ran out into the main chapel area, and saw the three Amazones...and Table.
Cell gasped and pointed at Table. "IT'S YOU!!!"
Table gasped and pointed at Cell. "YEAH, I KNOW!!! AND YOU'RE YOU!!!"
Zimmer-Queen tapped his forehead three times and then muttered in a raspy voice, "...Can I kill them, m'man...?"
Jimmy nodded.
Just as Zimmer-Queen took a step forward, Table held out his arm and exclaimed, "HOLD ON!! THE BUG GUY IS MINE!!!"
Cell cocked an eyebrow. 'Bug guy...?'
"HE'S...MINE!!!" Table barked, and he charged straight at Cell...only to be blasted away off the mountain cliff by a simple chi blast fired by the 'bug man'.
"...Poor rookie..." Majin Boo sighed.
"AWW!!! THEY KILLED THAT GUY...WHOEVER HE WAS!!!" Hillary-Queen whined, tears flowing from her eyes in a comedic fashion, "I REALLY, REALLY LIKED HIM, TOO!!!"
Cracking his knuckles, Cell smirked and proclaimed, "I guess we'll just kill you six dumbasses as well..."
Yamcha, Krillin and Tien all gasped in shock. 'HE'S GOING TO KILL US, TOO?!'
"I'll kill both of these bastards good...okay?" Hillary-Queen sneered, stepping out in front to face off against Cell and Majin Boo.
Jimmy nodded.
"HEY HEY HEY!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, LETTING A LITTLE GIRL FIGHT?! SHE SHOULD AT LEAST BE...10 OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FORCE HER TO COMMIT VIOLENT ACTS!!! I CAN'T BEAT UP LITTLE CHILDREN!! I MAY BE EVIL, BUT I STILL HAVE MORALS!!!" Cell spoke up.
"...She's 12..." Zimmer-Queen remarked.
"OH! Okay, then...I'LL TEAR HER FACE OFF AND EAT IT!!!"
Majin Boo handed Cell a bottle of ketchup. "Use it well, my son..."
Suddenly, just as Cell prepared to fire another chi blast, thousands of small holes suddenly popped open all over his body, spilling blood all over the floor, and he fell over onto one knee. Majin Boo also suffered the same fate, but his elastic-like skin quickly reformed itself.
Breathing heavily, Cell cried, "WHAT...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT...?!"
Hillary-Queen smirked. "It's my special ability of course. I can choose what I want the holes to tear apart. Usually, to threaten people, I tear their clothes, but when I want to kill someone...I tear their whole body open!!!"
'I guess I'll have to fight her...' Majin Boo figured, getting into a fighting pose.
"AWW!!! ISN'T SHE PRECIOUS?!!" Jimmy cooed, placing his hands on his cheeks and swaying his hips back and forth.
Zimmer-Queen smiled at the sight. "...She's our little girl, for sure..."
"WHHHHHHY ARE ALL OF OUR OPPONENTS ALWAYS SO GAY...?!" Krillin weeped, "...Not that I have a problem with gay people or anything...I don't! Really!"
"Smoooooooth wording there..." Tien replied.
Suddenly, Goku and Vegeta barged into the room, waving a sheet of paper around. "WE DID IT, GUYS!! WE DID IT!!! WE MADE A WHOLE LIST OF AWESOME LESBIAN JOKES AND - Hey, no one told us that the Republicans were coming!!"
"YOU IDIOTS!! SAVE US FROM THESE LUNATICS...AND MAKE US MAIN CHARACTERS AGAIN!!!" Yamcha snapped.
"We are the Amazone," Jimmy announced, "And we have been called here by a good friend of ours to eliminate all of you. So, good sir, I beg of you not to fight back as I tear out your spleen and kidneys with my bare hands..."
Goku thought about it for a moment. "Uh...Can you kill Vegeta first?"
"Sure!"
"DAMMIT, KAKARROT!!! WHEN YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME HORNY, YOU'RE MAKING ME SUFFER!! ALWAYS!!!" Vegeta whined, slapping Goku in the back of the head.
Taking Vegeta by the arm, Goku said, "Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound..."
"...What?"
Shoving his hands into his pockets, Zimmer-Queen sighed and stepped forward. "I'll fight the one with the spiky hair, I suppose..."
An awkward silence filled the room.
"...The guy named Vegeta, I mean..."
"OH!! Yeah, you should just clarify stuff like that in better way when you first say it, Zimmer-Queen..."
Goku decided he would go up against this Jimmy Mongrel guy, so he could actually fight again after so long. 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S LIKE...A DREAM COME TRUE!!!'
Meanwhile, from behind the corner, Senior Commissioner Ronald Gordon waited patiently for the fights to unfold.
'This is gonna be good...LIKE SWEDISH CHEDDAR!!!' he figured, grinning mischievously to himself.
Where the hell is everyone else at the moment, you ask? Well...it'd be better if I didn't say...
OFFICIAL AMAZONE RECORDS:
Name: Jimmy Tonsils Mongrel A.K.A. Harold
Age: 27
Height: 6 ft. 3 in.
Weight: 161 pounds (muscle)
Blood Type: A
Special Ability: ???
Family: Husband - Zimmer-Queen
Daughter - Hillary-Queen Mongrel
Favorite Food: Tuna
Favorite Movie: The Matrix
Education: College Drop-Out, Underground Boxing Champion
Position in the group: Leader of the Amazone
Job: Currently unemployed
Hair Color: Reddish-Orange
Eye Color: Brown
Skin Color: White
Extra Info: Only acts like a stereotypical homosexual when overly excited or happy. The rest of the time, he's one hell of a badass.