Dear Elincia,
OH JOY! How do I love this day today...NOT! All of my chicken has been STOLEN! It was a lot too...I'm talking like...over 100 CHICKEN LEGS! Then I got hit on the head with some sort of...I don't even remember what it was but it was a nut thing and it stunned me...and last thing which is the worst...Soren and I got into a fight...It was not pretty either...probably one of the worst fights I've been in for a while...that involved one of my close people. I only fight evillings like Linky cross dresser, not people like Soren. You know...I wonder if Link has anything to do with this...if that's the case...SUPER EVIL! I will use the ultimate power of my sword with complete RAAAAAAAAAAGE! I'll get into more detail as I write about Soren, my awesome Elincia. I can trust you with things that have happened in here, right? Please tell me that's a yes. I see you said yes, so I feel a little better. Woopie doo...
Okay, Since I'm talking about Soren on the last paragraph, I will go into detail of what happened here. So uh...I was saying hi to Soren and he was all like "Hey..." with a voice that sounded a little sad...so I was like "Are you okay?" and he was all like "All you care about is yourself..." and I was sooooo confused until he saw me playing an awesome game with this strange technolegy called a Nintendo 3ds and...yeah he thought that I hate him for not spending much time with him anymore...and I need to prove to him that I don't hate him now...anyways, I tried to tell him that I wanted to hang around with him but...he got all angry used his magic on me. I don't like getting hurt so...I used my sword to protect myself...instead, it just reflected back and it hit Soren...that was when he got really angry...and used some sort of magic where Lava forms from the ground...I was on fire for a little bit until the magic ended...and Soren left...he seemed very, very angry. It makes me very sad that this is happening...I fight for my friends, not fight my friends...
Yeah, I'm going blame Link...because everything is his fault...especially stealing my CHICKEN LEGS! That would be over 100 of them...that's a lot. So yeah, it's his fault. Do I have proof? NOPE! I just think it's his fault. Elincia, I'm sure you're like "You can't just blame something just because you feel like it" or something like that. But...I always blame stuff on him...and I find it funny, hahahahahah! I feel evil now.
I'll write about Pit...since he's usually nice...and evil...and childish at the same time. He gave me a chicken wing and it was tasty! (No Snake, that is not your word, I was just speaking the truth.) So I heard...he actually kissed Dark Pit by accident...hmm...should I find out whether or not...nah...I have this weird feeling that Marth's going to read this diary and get jealous of me. I'm so right on that part.
Wow, I wrote less then usual, but I feel a little better. I'll write again next time, cause nothing else has happened through these days that I remember, wait...before I leave. there were people saying when I battle and say "AETHER!" People thought I was saying misheard stuff besides evil like "Eat her!" or "Eat Pizza!" ...That. Makes. NO! Sense. Eating pizza...No no, those are not for me, but I know I'm pretty attractive. I don't get people these days...I think there's something wrong with them...or its this modern world thing that I still barely get. Okay, now I will leave, byebye.
-Ike
P.S- Ike, I read your diary and...I'm not jealous at all...why would I like you...strange guy.
It's been a while since Ike has wrote in that diary of his...and for once...he seems a bit sad, aww...poor Ike. No OCs were mentioned in this shortish chappie though one may be hintly mentioned, so weee-all OCs belong to their respective owners...have a nice day!