Author's Note: I'm sorry but I don't know how to continue this story, I just that I don't have anything to write about.

That was what Chouji wrote and uploaded to his story, he was completely out of ideas. Kiba did something similar with his story. It seemed that a chronic case of writer's block was going around, and nobody was safe.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Sorry for the lack of updates, its school.....school.

Anyway I'm running low on jokes, so we might go with a string of fight based chapters until I get back into the swing of things. Oh and the Fanfiction will be back in full eventually, for now we'll just go with Sai's stories. Also, I apologize if any of the jokes come off as offensive, they weren't meant to be.

In fact, it seemed like Sai was the only one still writing anything. Most of the others were too busy preparing to rescue Hinata. Of course, due to certain plot hol...errr certain conditions unique to the situation, they were all waiting for Naruto to get better first. But he was still in a coma.

At this rate, Hinata might make it back to the village before her rescue squad came to get her. Sadly, that would have messed with the master plan.

Still, she was determined. Ater all, she didn't want Naruto getting hurt in an attempt to rescue her. 'I have to tell get back to the village,' she told herself. The thought echoed in hear head like a silent mantra. 'I can't let Naruto get hurt because of me.'

Sai's Story

Sasuke's Diary

Sai continued to read the diary, wanting to see what Sasuke had written next.

Dear Diary,

Sai is unusual to say the least. First off, he looks like me, I think Orochimaru might have tried to clone me and that clone is Sai. I could be wrong though, he's too ugly to be MY clone. I'm so pretty, I can't believe it sometimes. i should get a beautiful girlfriend, but she would have to be really beautiful, like Ino. Not someone ugly like Sakura. Wow, sometimes I can't believe how ugly she is. She looks like a man!

Sakura hugged her knees as she sat in the corner of the room. "I do not look like a man." She told herself.

"That's right, you look very pretty," Naruto lied.

Sai ignored Naruto's desperate attempts to get lucky and instead continued reading the diary.

Dear Diary

What is up with the wy Sai dresses? He looks like a freaking girl! I mean, he looks like he could be a belly dancer or some sort of stripper in a strip club!

"Sasuke-kun thinks I look like a girl?" Sai smiled. "I suppose that means he thinks I look pretty. I should make him something nice to say I like him too."

"Ummm, Sai, I don't think Sasuke was complimenting you."

"He wasn't?" Sai asked, confused. "But he said I look like a girl. So if saying I look like a girl isn't a compliment, does that mean he prefers men?"

"WHAT!"" Sakura shirked like an angered banshee. "Sasuke does not prefer men. He's straight, unlike the two of you!"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Naruto called out in anger.

Dear Diary,

Sai seems to be obsessed with Naruto's (Bleep!) I wonder if that means he's.....well, I wouldn't be surprised with the way he's dressed. Oh, I guess I shouldn't stereotype people like that, it's really wrong of me isn't it.

Naruto and Sakura were both busy snickering.

"Huh?" Exclaimed Sai. "I don't get it." he ignored the mild laughter and continued reading.

Well, if he is, then I guess at least that means Naruto can be happy with him. I swear to God one of the reasons I wanted to run away was just to get away from him. I mean, he's nice and all but I'm not into guys. Maybe I should have tried letting him down easily.

"What the hell does that mean?" Shouted an angry Naruto. His eyes began to glow a dark shade of red.

"C-ha-c-c-ha-hahaha-calm down haha Naruhato," Sakura tried to get her words across, but they were swallowed up in her laughter.

I mean, what's up with the way he kept chasing after me for all those years? Sheesh, move on already!

Naruto clenched his fist in anger. "he's so lucky Orochimaru's gone or I'd gift wrap his butt and mail him back to that snake creep."

Ignoring the comment, Sai moved on once more.

Dear Diary,

Oh My God! I can not believe what happened to me today!

TBC

Sai posted his update before going to bed that night.

Hinata ran through the forest, basking in the light of the full moon. She heard the noise around her, the sounds of the three enemies tailing behind her.

"Found you," teased NekoDoodle as she dashed into Hinata's path. She raised her glove, revealing the senbon sticking out the back. 'These senbon are poisoned, one prick and she won't be able to use any jutsu,' NekoDoodle thought to herself. Her glove grazed Hinata's face, drawing a few beads of blood before, Poof!

The bunsin vanished in a puff of smoke.

To Be Continued

Sorry its so short, I just couldn't think of much else to write at the time.

And if I don't update now, I might never again.