"You SCORED?" Issei asked enthusiastically, "With a fallen angel?"
"I told you, I was looking to get drop dead drunk and I may have done some things that you guys expect me to regret." Iyago said, "Unfortunately for the lot of you, I'm going to continue to see Andrea, and if there are any objections you can feel free to choke on a fat dick because I don't give a fuck."
The room was silent, Azazel stood looking out the window shaking his head, Issei stared across the room at him with a look of newfound respect and wonder, while Rias looked down at the ground as though the floor was inscribed with answers to all life's questions. Akeno sat head in hands next to her, and Koneko stood in the corner expressionless. Xenovia sat at attention, staring daggers at Iyago. Odin sat in an armchair off to the side with a slight smile on his lips, stroking his beard and nodding.
"I'm not even sure what to say to you, this really is so left field." Azazel said, not moving to look at him.
"You act as if my doing this is surprising, I consistently disregard and undermine authority, I blatantly disrespect the rules, I get absolutely hammered on a frequent basis, and most importantly of all when have I ever listened to what anyone has to say." Iyago retorted, "Quite frankly, it is astounding that you DON'T have a response to this."
"Give him credit, he's accomplished more towards civilizing the fallen angels in one night than anyone else has in many decades." Odin chuckled.
Azazel glared over at him briefly, before returning his gaze to the window.
"Odin, remind me again why I don't hang out with you more often," Iyago said, "You are seriously the coolest old man I've ever met."
"I'm always looking for a new disciple." He laughed.
"Stop encouraging him Odin, this is a very serious matter." Azazel snapped.
"Of all the people to complain, Azazel, YOU are literally dead last on the list of who's opinions I'd listen to."
Azazel turned completely to face him, "You're going to stay with Sir Zechs starting tomorrow."
"Oh, fantastic, this shit again!" Iyago said throwing his hands up, "Is this how you wanna play this, Azazel, really?"
"Do you remember our talk a few days ago?" He retorted.
"We both know I'm a betting man; if I were you, I wouldn't challenge me on that, you wouldn't be able to take that loss."
For a second, there was silence as the two stared each other down.
"Iyago, please," Rias said, looking up, "Just go, it's only for a while."
Iygao muttered under his breath, "VOD SUL VONUN."*
Just as the last word of power slipped his lips, he faded from view.
"HEY! Don't you think you can just get out of this!" Azazel shouted, rushing over to the spot where Iyago had stood moments prior.
Iyago stepped nimbly to the left, just out of reach.
"Azazel, give the boy a break, he's young, let him have his fun." Odin chuckled.
"Do you think this is funny?" He snapped, "This is very serious, we have no idea if they have plans to use him for malicious purposes."
"Or you could be overthinking things." Odin said pointedly.
*Gone Time Hide (Custom Shout that makes him invisible)