In the Woods
"He's late again", said Vile.
"He probably got murdered by Spike", said Aldon.
"No, Spike wouldn't want to go to jail, so Flynn's still alive", said Vile.
"Well, where is he then?" asked Nero.
"Here I am", said a voice.
Flynn walked up to them walking funny and had a pained expression every time he took a step.
"Well, looks like someone got some surprise buttsex last night", said Nero laughing.
"It's not funny, it hurt like hell", said Flynn.
"I warned you that this would happen", said Aldon.
"Well I didn't know he was this pissed", said Flynn.
"You got almost his entire family out of the contest and almost killed him as a Togepi, yeah he really shouldn't be pissed", said Aldon sarcastically.
"Oh whatever", said Flynn.
"So, let me get all of this about your life, you're a bed wetter, you made out with a male, you got pricked in the crotch, and you got some angry buttsex", said Vile.
"Y-yeah pretty much", said Flynn embarrassed.
"Wow, your life is hell", said Vile laughing.
"Hey, you wouldn't be laughing if it was you", said Flynn.
"I'm a girl, if I made out with a male, it wouldn't matter, if I got poked in the crotch, hello", she said pointing to her crotch, "and buttsex? I would enjoy that. Girls don't feel that much pain as guys do."
"What makes girls so special?" mumbled Nero.
"Now, back to the main point, who should we get out next?" asked Vile.
"I say Laxish, he's kind of smart, and strong", said Aldon.
"I would've said Sola", said Flynn.
"I'm starting to think you like getting things stuck inside of you", said Aldon.
"Seriously, if you get Sola out, you'll probably get a needle stuck inside your "place"", said Nero.
"He already did that", said Flynn.
"Inside the hole?" asked Aldon.
Flynn's eyes got wide at the realization.
"Okay, never mind", said Flynn quickly.
"So Laxish is out next", said Vile.
At the beach
"Wow Skore, I didn't know you could kick ass", said Striker.
"Yeah, that was awesome", said Spiro.
"Honestly, I don't even know what happened", said Skore.
"Wow, you're a Forgetful Fighter", said Laxish.
"What's that?" asked Spiro.
"A Forgetful Fighter is a very nice person, who is kind to all, but if you tick them off in any way, they'll kick your ass, and not remember a thing", explained Laxish.
"Wow, that's cool", said Striker.
"Yeah, but we have to keep this a secret", said Laxish.
"Everyone saw him almost murder his brother yesterday, they know", said Spiro.
"They don't know what causes him to be like that", said Laxish.
"What causes it?" asked Striker.
"Calling Piff a bitch", said Laxish before being tackled by Skore.
"See, AAH! I told you, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed Laxish as Spiro shielded he and Striker's eyes.
"ALRIGHT CAMPERS, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE! MEET US AT THE FIELD IN 10 MINUTES!"
At the Field
"Hello campers, we have another special guest here today", said Mew.
"Oh great, is it our moms now?" asked Aldon sarcastically.
"No, it's Giratina!" announced Mew as the dragon of death appeared from the Distortion World.
"Hello", said Giratina is a bone-chilling voice.
"How's Arceus?" asked Mew.
"She's doing great, she wanted to take a break from…"working with me"", said Giratina
"O…kay", said Victini.
"What's the challenge?" asked Vile ending the talk.
"You have to steal Giratina's Griseous Orb and bring it back here, while he tries to capture you and take you to the Distortion World", said Victini, "the first person back gets invincibility."
"Isn't that inhumane?" asked Flynn.
"We're not humans", said Mew, "now get started, you have a 10 minute head start."
Everyone soon took off running searching for the Griseous Orb.
Group 1
"Where do you think the orb is mommy?" asked Sonan
"I think it's somewhere in the forest", said Lila.
"Right, let's go", said Sola.
Group 2
"All we have to do is sit here and wait for someone to find it, and then we can beat them up and steal the orb", said Vile.
"Yeah, unless it's Spike, then he'll destroy us all", said Flynn.
"Oh please, that bratty kid doesn't know we're evil, he'll just destroy you and we'll steal it from him", said Vile.
Little did they know, Spike heard every word from the bushes he was hiding behind.
"All of them are responsible, I will kill them all", said Spike.
Group 3
"Well, this is going to be hard", said M.P.S.
"Why is that?" asked Striker.
"We're the smallest ones on this big island, how are we going to find the orb and not get caught?" asked M.P.S.
"That's the point, we're small and sneaky, he'll never catch us", said Spiro.
In the Distortion World
"You were saying", said Laxish as he floated in the air.
"Sorry", said Spiro as he floated.
"This is ridiculous", said Skore.
"At least I found a diamond", said M.P.S. holding a round diamond.
"M.P.S., that's the Griseous Orb, which means you have immunity", said Skore.
"Hooray", said M.P.S.
"But, that also means that Mew and Victini lied to us all", said Laxish.
"Oh no", said M.P.S.
"We need to get out of here", said Striker.
"How?" asked Skore.
"Laxish, can you use Metronome?" asked Spiro.
"Yes, why?" asked Laxish.
"Use it to get us out of here", said M.P.S.
"Okay", said Laxish as he wiggled his fingers and used teleport.
At the Field
Skore, M.P.S., Laxish, Striker, and Spiro all appeared, with M.P.S. holding the orb.
"M.P.S., you get invincibility", announced Mew.
"Hooray!"
"Where are the others?" asked Spiro.
"In the Distortion World", said Victini.
In the Distortion World
Everyone was floating in the space.
"This is stupid", said Vile.
"Hey, it was your idea", said Nero.
"Shut up, this all 3 of your faults", said Aldon.
"We were all in this together", said Flynn.
"Oh Arceus, can someone shut them up", said Sola.
Spike shot a Hyper Beam at all four of them, causing them to lose consciousness.
"Thanks", said Lila.
In the Field
"How did we not notice them?" asked Skore
"I have no idea", said Striker.
"Well, it's time for the elimination ceremony", said Victini.
At the Ceremony
"Alright, since M.P.S. has immunity, he gets the first poffin, the rest of you, when I call your name, you're safe", said Victini, "Skore, Sola, Lila, Sonan, Vixen, Cano, Kai, Nero, Aldon, Spiro, Spike, Striker, and Vile."
"Laxish, Flynn, it's pretty obvious who's leaving so, I'm just going to take my t-"
Soon a Magnezone appeared and began to speak to them.
"I…zzz…am Officer Magnezone…zzz…I am here to arrest this criminal…zzz", he said pointing to Laxish.
"Whoa, Laxish what did you do?" asked Spiro.
"Remember, when Mew said I was arrested for D.U.I.?" asked Laxish nervously.
"Yeah", said M.P.S.
"I broke out", said Laxish as the Magnezone approached him.
"Then what are you doing here?" asked Striker.
"I was trying to get my bail money, when I turned myself in, but it looks like this guy beat me to it", said Laxish as the officer approached him with Magnemite.
"Laxish Amadeus Munch…zzz…you are under arrest for escaping prison", said Officer Magnezone.
As they left, everyone had a confused look on their faces.
"Well, Flynn was going to leave, but I guess that counts as an elimination", said Victini, "good night."
So close! Flynn was going to leave! The police just had to come at this time! Is anyone else a felon? Will Skore's Alliance ever get over what just happened? Will Kai talk more? Will Spike kill the Evil Alliance? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Island!