"Ninja Love 2"
By narutofreak14
NOTE: Sorry for not updating as quickly as before. I've been busy with school work and Pokemon Pearl! So here is chapter 37 of Ninja Love 2!
----Chapter 37----
Over at Adventureland, in line for Pirates of the Caribbean, Ino, Sakura, and Tenten were talking about Johnny Depp while Shikamaru, Neji, and Sasuke (who could care less about him) were playing cards behind them. "Forget it. I fold," Shikamaru said. He placed his cards face-down.
A small cloud of smoke appeared before them. When the smoke cleared, the Konohamaru Corps appeared in front of them. "Hey!" Konohamaru said.
"What are you guys doing here?" Sasuke asked.
"We got bored at Epcot, so we came here," Udon said. "Besides, there were too many creepy Mexican puppets there."
"Konohamaru? Is that you?" asked a voice.
"Hanabi, what are you doing here?" Konohamaru asked.
"Are you following us?" Moegi asked.
"Of course not!" Hanabi said. "I'm not some creepy stalker! I just wanted to see Pirates of the Caribbean!"
"You do?" Shikamaru asked.
"I mean come on! This is the super-hot Johnny Depp we're talking about!"
"Lady Hanabi, not you, too!" Neji said.
"Sorry Neji," Hanabi said.
"Can we join you?" Moegi asked.
"Sure, why not?" Sasuke asked. "Let's invite the world for all I care!"
"Naruto's lucky he doesn't have to deal with this," Shikamaru said.
"But, Naruto still has to deal with being away from Hinata," Ino said.
"He's always been like that ever since those two got together. Every time we're on a mission, he would always carry a picture of here everywhere. It's like…if Naruto and Hinata aren't together, the two get lovesick," Sasuke said.
"Yeah," Neji said. "I'm sure Lady Hinata is back at home, experiencing the same thing."
0o0o0 BACK AT KONOHA 0o0o0
Hinata Hyuga was on the balcony of her room, watching over Konoha. Obviously, she missed Naruto…a lot. She shook her head. "Come on Hinata," she said to herself. "Naruto's been gone longer than four days. But still…I want to be back with him. I still want to marry him."
"What?!?" a voice from the inside said. Hinata knew that it was her father. "What rule?!?"
"Right here!"
"Oh yeah! Well I got something that can fix that!"
"Hey, watch it!"
An elderly woman stood behind Hinata. "Oh dear, they really are fighting in there, aren't they?"
"Kyoko-obasan," Hinata said. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be inside, arguing with father?" Both Kyoko and Hinata listened on as Hiashi verbally fought against the Hyuga elders. "Your father is really chewing the elders out," Kyoko said.
"Is it so wrong for me to marry Naruto?" Hinata asked.
"Well, I don't think so," Kyoko said. "But sadly, it's not up to me."
"But…you're a Hyuga elder," Hinata said.
"The decision has to be unanimous," Kyoko said.
Soon, Hiashi and the main Hyuga elder left the main room for lunch. "She's my daughter, damn it!" Hiashi shouted.
"I don't care!" the elder said.
"I do!" Hiashi shouted back.
"We'll continue this at Ichiraku!" the elder said. "Oh wait, that damn fox demon eats there on a daily basis!"
"He's more than the container of the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon!"
"Whatever," the elder said. He turned to Kyoko and Hinata. "Kyoko, you old bat!" he shouted. "Let's go!"
"Shut you mouth, you old coot!" Kyoko shouted back. "I'm staying here with this young girl."
"The bride of the Nine-Tails?" the elder said.
"You're a demon yourself!"
"I'll be at Ichiraku!"
"Eh…whose stopping you, Akito?!?" Hiashi and Akito started walking towards a nearby ramen shop. "You two used to be married?" Hinata asked.
"I ask myself the same question," Kyoko said. "Come on. Let's go to the garden."
Kyoko and Hinata walked over to the secret Hyuga Mansion garden, which was located in the center of the mansion. The garden was created to add more beauty to the mansion and it calms the nerves of those distressed. "So, tell me Hinata," Kyoko said. "How is Walt Disney World?"
"It's really big," Hinata said. "There are lots to do. It's a place where you really need wads of cash."
"Well…we're from the Hyuga clan. Money is of no problem."
"Naruto and I are supposed to get married at Disney World. Naruto spent a million yen just on our wedding. It was so romantic when he proposed to me…back at the hotel. But then Neji called my father on me."
"He sure was in a hurry," Kyoko said.
"But I was able to change his mind," Hinata said.
"Well…that's good to hear," Kyoko said.
"But I also learned about Neji's motherless past," Hinata said.
"Oh yes, Haruka Hyuga. Such a beautiful woman, and yet she was destined to the fate of the side branch family."
"That's why Neji doesn't want to get married. He's afraid that Tenten, the girl he wants to marry, will end up going crazy like his mother." Hinata looked at the flowers. "Why? Why much our clan be broken into two? Can the side branch not be trusted with the secret of the Byakugan? Why must it be that Neji and Tenten must suffer the consequences?"
Kyoko noticed that Hinata's voice was cracking up a little bit. "Now, now," she said. "Don't go crying now. I'm sure that maybe we can fix something for the two."
"I hope so," Hinata said. "Because I don't feel right marrying Naruto if Neji can't marry."
Kyoko smiled a bit at Hinata. "What it is?" Hinata asked.
"You're sure a caring person," Kyoko said. "So selfless…if only the Hyuga elders were like you. But, they're not."
"Yeah," Hinata said.
"Come Kyoko," a group of elders said. Kyoko turned to Hinata. "Don't worry Hinata," Kyoko said. "Your father and I will convince those elders, even if I have to beat the hell out of them! And I'll try to do something about Neji."
"Thank you Kyoko-san," Hinata said.
"Now, Kyoko!" shouted the elder.
"Shut your pie hole! I'm coming!" Kyoko shouted.
After the Hyuga elders left, Hinata continued to look off into the sky, dreaming about Naruto. "Naruto…" she said to herself.
0o0o0o0o0o0
"Hinata Hyuga…" Naruto thought.
"I'm telling you Kakashi!" Gai said. "That was three strokes!"
"And I think that a hole-in-one," Kakashi said.
Nearby, Asuma was patting himself down. "Oh man, I'm out of cigarettes!" Asuma said. "Naruto, want to be a hero?"
"Sure," Naruto said.
"Then get me some smokes!" Asuma said.
"Alright, watch this Kakashi!" Gai said. He set his golf ball onto the stand, and swung his club at it, sending the ball high into the sky…and landing smack into someone's eye. "Oops," Gai said.
"That was a nice one," Kakashi smirked. Asuma pulled up beside them in a golf cart. "Quick, Gai! Hop in! Kakashi, dispose of the body!" he said, quickly.
"Guys, get back here!" Kakashi shouted. "Naruto, go help out whoever Gai hit."
"Got it, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto said.
Kakashi headed off to stop Asuma and Gai. Naruto ran off towards the unconscious body. "Hold on, sir! I'm coming!" Naruto shouted. Naruto then tripped on a hunk of wet flesh, falling flat on his face. "What the heck?" Naruto asked. He got to his knees, turned and saw…a pig looking back at him. "Oink?" the pig said.
"Who the hell has a pig lying around here?!?" Naruto asked, angrily. He decided to ignore it and keep going, but he couldn't help but notice how familiar the pig was.
Finally, he reached the body. "Excuse me sir!" he said. "Is that your pig?" Naruto picked up the body…and was shocked at who it was. Kakashi, Lee, Asuma, Ebisu, and Gai finally caught up to Naruto. They too were shocked at who it was. "Isn't that…Shizune?" Lee asked. The pig, who happened to be Tonton, pushed Shizune's body with her nose. "Check her pockets for cigarettes," Asuma said.
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0
"Gaara? Gaara! Can you hear me?!?"
"Say something!"
"Wake up, man!"
"What happened?" thought Gaara. "What is this place?"
Gaara was finally able to get up. He looked around. For some reason, everything was black-and-white. "Either I'm going color-blind, or everyone here has a bad taste in color," Gaara said to himself.
Feeling disoriented, Gaara walked over to a barrel of water. He put his hands in and washed his face with water. Then, he realized something…his hands and fingers were drawn very differently. "What the hell?" he asked himself. He then looked at his reflection in the water. "THAT MOUSE TURNED ME INTO A CARTOON!!!" Gaara shouted to the heavens.
Everything about Gaara was different. He was in black-and-white, his sand shield looked poorly-drawn and cartoonish, and his clothes were changed to before he became Kazekage. He still had five fingers however. "No," Gaara said. "That mouse stripped me of my pride!" He looked around. "Where is he anyway?" he asked himself. "OH Mickey Mouse, come out and play!" he taunted. Mickey then landed, feet first on Gaara's head. "Tag!" he said.
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0
"Ahoy there! For your own safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat. And watch your children…and please…no flash pictures. Prepare to make sail!"
After the ride was fixed and back to normal operations, the line continued to move forward. Unlike at Disneyland's Pirates of the Caribbean, the line was themed around being in an underground dungeon. Shikamaru was looking at two skeletons, playing a game of chess. He was pondering over something. "What are you looking at, Shikamaru?" Ino asked.
"They say that there's a gag in the queue line," Shikamaru said. "They said that these two pirates were playing chess, but then, they were trapped in a series of never-ending moves. And that's what led them to their oblivion."
"Wow, nice gag," Ino said.
"Too bad Jack Sparrow distracted everybody from the original charm on the ride," Neji said.
'Hey, don't bring Depp into this!" Hanabi scolded.
"I swear Tenten," Neji said. "I feel sorry for fans of Disneyland and Disney World. Two of the most original rides have both gotten unnecessary changes."
"Oh vey," Sasuke said, frustrated with their Johnny Depp-obsessed girlfriends. Sasuke then noticed the necklace around Sakura. "You're wearing the necklace I bought you?" Sasuke asked.
"Of course," Sakura said. "I mean, you did buy this for me, right? So, it's special to me. It must have been pretty expensive."
"I know how expensive it is," Sasuke said, lifting the necklace into the air. "I bought it."
Konohamaru noticed something as Sasuke was raising Sakura's necklace. The light coming from the light fixtures hanging from the ceiling made its way into the clear aquamarine birthstone. He squinted his eyes a little bit. He thought he saw an image but the lighting was too faint. He got a little bit closer. "Is that a map?" he asked himself.
"Why are you looking at Sakura's chest?" Sasuke asked angrily.
"Huh?" Konohamaru asked. He backed away…to realize that he was looking at Sakura's chest. Even though he wasn't looking directly at it, it seemed that way. "Uhhh…wait, Sakura! I can explain!" Sasuke and Sakura continued to stare at him angrily. "You wouldn't beat a kid with a broken arm would you?" Two minutes later, Konohamaru had two bruises and a black eye. "Public pervert," Hanabi said, angrily.
Finally, they reached the loading area. Sakura, Tenten, and Ino were able to squeeze into the front row, the guys in the row behind them. Konohamaru Corps and Hanabi were in the third row back. They were quickly dispatched forward into the dark underground caverns. Everything was quiet and mysterious. "Well, I'm bored," Shikamaru said. "I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when the ride's over."
"Dead men tell no tales……tales………tales," a mysterious voice echoed.
Up ahead was a waterfall created by a fog screen. "Huh?" Moegi asked. A man with squid tentacles for a beard popped out. "If you be brave or fool enough to face a pirate's curse, proceed," he said, before disappearing back into the fog screen. "That was unnecessary," Neji said.
"Quiet Neji!" scolded Tenten.
After floating slowly passed a skeleton captain, they made a big flume drop into the pirate invasion. Thanks to the refurbishment, the Wicked Wench had a new captain, Captain Barbossa. "The old captain was better," Neji said.
"Fire at will!" Barbossa commanded, raising his sword. A barrage of cannonballs was sent flying towards the fort, protecting Tortuga, many of them landing in the water. "Come out, Jack Sparrow!" Barbossa shouted.
"Any sign of Sparrow yet?" Ino asked.
"Not yet!" Sakura said.
"But we're close!" Tenten said.
"Oh god," Sasuke said to himself.
The boat then gently floated into a town being ravaged by pirates. While a few rascally pirates were dunking the poor mayor of the town, a certain famous pirate was lurking behind them, hiding behind a few mannequins. Hanabi was the first to spot him. "I see him!" she shouted.
"Where?" Ino asked.
"I don't see him," Tenten said.
"You probably missed him," Hanabi said.
The ride continued onwards through a "wench auction" and passes the jail, where the prisoners were trying to swindle the guard dog to drop the keys to their cells. "Idiots," Sasuke said to himself.
Drink up me hearties, you ho!
"And now comes the biggest unnecessary change they made to the ride," Neji said. The four girls then screamed. "There he is!" they all shouted.
In a small alcove nearby, Captain Jack Sparrow was drinking from a golden grail, singing to himself. "Come lads, there's enough treasure for all. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0
Back at Konoha, Hinata continued to stare off at Konoha while her father continues to argue with the Hyuga elders. Hinata looked at the clock. "Father's been in there for three hours now," Hinata said.
Soon, Hiashi and the elders were dismissed. Hinata ran up to her father. "How did it go father?" she asked. Hiashi had a stern look on his face. "Father?" Hinata asked.
"If you need me, I'll be in the bath house," Hiashi said. Hinata was disappointed again.
Kyoko then came out from the meeting room. "Kyoko-san?" Hinata asked.
"I'm sorry Hinata," Kyoko said.
"It's not fair," Hinata said. She then sat down on one of the steps to the meeting room, clutching on to her knees. "Now, now," Kyoko said. "I'm sure we'll find a way."
"Maybe I should abandon the Hyuga clan," Hinata said.
"Oh come now!" Kyoko said. "Don't do that."
"That could work," Hinata said. "Me and Naruto will start our own clan, the Uzumaki clan! It won't have these strict rules or this whole side branch or main branch thing in the Hyuga clan. Even Neji and Tenten can be in the Uzumaki clan, if they want do!"
"Hinata, there are some people that want you to stay on the Hyuga clan," Kyoko said, grabbing Hinata's shoulder.
"Yeah," Hinata said. "Too bad there are many others that don't. They think I'm weak and of no value to the Hyuga clan. Maybe if I were as strong as Sasuke, maybe they can…"
Hinata then perked her head up. She thought of an idea. "Wait a minute, I did beat Sasuke! This could be it!" she said. "Thank you, Kyoko-san!"
"Um, you're welcome?" Kyoko said, sounding very confused.
"I can't wait until tomorrow," Hinata said, excitedly. "Tomorrow…I need to think of a plan!" She hastily ran up to her room to work out a plan for convincing the Hyuga elders. Kyoko just sat on the steps to the meeting room, smiling. "She's just as hyper as her younger sister," she said to herself.
TO BE CONTINUED…
NEXT TIME: (Hinata) Finally! I think I have a way to allow the Hyuga elders to allow me to marry Naruto! I'm going to abandon the Hyuga clan!
(Hiashi) WHAT?!?!?
(Hinata) Just wait until the next chapter, father.
(Konohamaru) I think there may be something engraved in Sakura's necklace. I smell a conspiracy!
(Hanabi) Oh god! Konohamaru, you just wanted an excuse to see Sakura's boobs, didn't you? Closet perv!
(Konohamaru) I'm serious! There may be some secret message in the necklace…or a map! Or a key to Atlantis!
(Hanabi) Uhhh…o-kay.
(Gaara) Why is this damn mouse so powerful?!? He has a jutsu for thunder, fire, and ice. He can even restore his own chakra and health. Damn you, Kingdom Hearts II!
(Mickey) There's no point in dragging this fight on! Let's end this Gaara! They may be a peaceful way to settle way!
(Gaara) You're the mascot of a company who killed the Disney name! You took away everyone's childhood memories, including mine! I'm ending your misery and bad reputation!
(Mickey) Huh? Wait a minute…
(Gaara) DIE!!!
NEXT TIME: The Final Bout in Timeless River!