Smashing Something New Every Day

by DianaGohan

How Do The Smashers Feel About The New Updates Added Every Day To They're Game? Read And Find Out. UPDATE 8/22: Sorry for the huge delay but finally, episode 50 is here!

38. MH, Pi Mov, Sam Mov, Clear, 10?, 11?

Okay everyone, welcome to the next exciting (though sadly still took nearly a week to get out) chapter of Smashing Something New Every Day. Once again I don't own anything involving the characters/storyline for the game, just the idea of parodying it in this fashion. Also hope you're not actually playing Brawl and take a little (or lot) time out to go ahead and read this latest chapter. And review it. And enjoy it if you find it funny which I hope you do.

"Smashing Something New Every Day: Chapter Thirty Eight: Master Hand, Pikachu Special Moves, Samus Special Moves, Clear Percent, Lucario, Spear Pillar"

By DianaGohan.

As per usual the Smashers had gathered in the main room to hear the updates. Right as soon as they gathered Master Hand immeditaley teleported in.

"Hey everyone, time for the updates!" He said happily.

"Uh, aren't you going to ask how our cruise was?" asked Link.

"Look, I'll care about that later but right now I have some great updates for you guys. Awesome stuff you need to hear about right away."

"Uh, since last time I said something sarcastic about that you itnroduced me, maybe this time around if I say something you'll introduce Krystal" Falco noted.

Master Hand smiled. "Oh even better then that."

A voice cried out. "Alright Geno's in-"

"STOP ASKING ABOUT THAT!" Master Hand yelled. "HE'S NOT THE GAME, AND NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE THAT! SO IF YOU TRY BLOWING UP JAPAN I'LL BLOW YOUR... PAN. BY WHICH I MEAN YOUR BODY!"

"... Not awesome" a voice was heard saying.

"Anyway anyone want to guess at the update I have for you guys today?" Master Hand looked at everyone. "Come on, surley the best update ever should be obvious to everyone."

"Best though could mean a lot of things to a lot of people, and be a totally different meaning then what you may have" Meta-Knight noted.

"Nope, not with this one. Afterall if you don't find this one awesome then well, too bad for you."

"Uh, haven't you punished enough for dislking your updates?" Pikachu asked.

"No I haven't however I know you'll love MY Update that ME going to tell you about right now."

"I My Me?" Lucas thought for a second. "I beleive that's some sort of girl's electronic diary."

"Oh so you're saying girls would be so self centered they'd name diaries after themselves?" Zelda crossed her arms. "Sexist child."

"Well I'm just saying that's the name of the product-"

"Well it's not the name of the update". Master Hand held out his hand. "I'm introducing or rather, re introducing someone into Brawl. Someone you know and have a very interesting relationship with."

"The Lord of all evil is most interesting when he crushes you to pieces!" Ganondorf cried out.

"No, it's not you, but he is a villian. All fans of this tournament know him as the final Boss of Classic Mode. He's simple, deadly, cool, calm, powerful and above all just around the best guy could ever know." A light shines down. "Introducing..." the light shines on Master Hand. "Me, Master Hand, the first update of the day."

Mario narrowed his eyes. "You're update for us-a is yoruself?" Mario nodded. "Okay, seriously-a, I know you claim to dislike Gary Stu fanfiction but uh... that'd be a you in a nutshell."

Master Hand pointed at them. "Oh come on! I spend how much time talking about all of YOUR stages and YOUR moves and YOUR events that I can't take a little smidgen of that to talk about MYSELF?" The Smashes all shook they're heads. "Well too bad. i'm the first update of the day and you're all just going to sit back and enjoy it."

"Sit where?" Ness asked. "You only make seats whenever there's a movie so unless you made a movie of yourself-"

"Nah, tried that. Apparntly "Lovey Glovey" dosen't sell as well as I thought the franchise would". Master Hand sighed. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to make do with being your boss, in more ways then one heh heh heh."

"You're more of a director then a boss" Meta-Knight pointed out. "Though you did do a decent job directing some of our adventures and the tournaments."

"Yup, in addition to working behind the scenes on some of yoru series, I made the original, Melee and Brawl tournament and appear in boss form in all of those". He then holds up a plaque. "That means I get the perfect attendent award."

"Hey can I have one of those too?" Kirby asked. "It looks like it would taste good with honey and mustard and mayonaise all wrapped up in a giant grisel of facon fat."

"So would everything to you" Master Hand said. "And no, you can't have it. Only I get the perfect attendance award."

"Wow, you're really proving you're not being egotistical about the self inclusion" Fox said rolling his eyes.

Master Hand pointed at himself. "Hey I'm Master Hand, who some say is manifestaion of creative spirit" in your world."

"You're pretty-a lazy for a creative spirit" Mario pointed out.

"Bah everyone knows that lazyness is next to godliness or at least not something you should be made fun of." He points at them. "Besides I'm making a tournament starring all of the best fighters around the nintendo verse having to work with Nintendo's demads, organize stage and character gropuings and storylines and the still could be improved online mode and it really is quite taxing". He makes a fist. "I dare any of you to try and come up with a reason on why I'm lazy." Everyone raised they're hands. "Oh ha ha, you're so funny. I guess you're also talented enough to clear all the classic stages, since now all you gotta do is beat me."

"This isn't a classic mode" Wario said looking around. "There isn't loads of coins-a you keep forgetting to refill so I have to keep coming back here-a".

"Well let's just pretend it is for a second". Master Hand looks around. "Which means I should probably do this." He then teleports out. The Smashers look aroudn confused as some evily cackling is heard. "Bwhahahahahaha!" Master Hand said as he levitates down through the cieling and looks at the Smashers as the camera twirls around him. "I appear before you now Smashers. Stand ready for your destruction!"

"You're not a really going to destroy us, right-a?" Luigi asked.

"Well knock of, destroy, whatever, the point is I'm here". He then looks down. "But I should probably change out of these dusty old rags."

"The glove you stole from Glover?" Marth asked.

Master Hand snapped his fingers as he changed into his Brawl look. "No this".

"Uh, you look pretty much the same" Fox pointed out. "Except I guess you're a slightly more well defined glove then before"

"Yeah, keep piling on the insults you jerk" Master Hand said laughing evily. "Because now it's MY turn to show you my attacks, so your insults will just make your beatings even more severe."

"Uh, how are you attacks even severe-a?" Mario asked. "All you do is float on the sidelines and occasionally attack us while we hit you and eventually kill you, and not to mention most of you're attacks are very avoidable-a". Master Hand starred at him and shot a finger laser that knocked Mario into the wall. "Stupid author hand-a" Mario muttered to himself."

"Yeah that's right Mario, keep making it worse for yourself" Master hand said as four of his fingers were shown glowing with blue energy. "I guess you're just aching to feel the sting of laser fingers some more."

"Well this time I'll be a more ready for them-a" Mario said as he took out his cape. Master Hand shot a laser blast at it which Mario deflected as Master Hand ducked it. "See? You're laser a fingers aren't really that hard to block-a."

"Yeah I do kind of admit I stand around stupidly when firing it so you can just hit me from behind-" Master Hand admitted as he was then hit by Fox's Fire Fox and knocked higher into the air. "Ow, not like that!"

"Actually just like that" Fox poitned out. "Afterall that's how we're going to do it when fighting you at the end of Classic Mode right?"

"Yeah I guess" Master Hand then smiled evily. "Of course that one's easy to avoid. This one isn't". He then tried grabbing Fox who just quickly dodged out of the way. "As I said, this one isn't!" He then tried grabbing Fox again who just dodged. "This one isn't! This one isn't! This one isn't!" Master Hand kept trying to grab Fox who kept dodging. "Hey, stop cheating!" Master Hand then snapped his fingers as Fox Froze on the ground.

"Oh, so automatically stopping me from moving isn't cheating" Fox said sarcastically.

"Hey don't make me give you a Brooklyn accent too" Master Hand then grabbed Fox in his hand. "Actually I guess I'll just use my grabbing attack." He then looks over at the Smashers. "Which involves me grabbing, and then comes THE CRUSHING" Master Hand said darkly as he started Crushing Fox hard into his glove.

"Uh, aren't you crushing a bit too hard?" Lucas asked.

"Nah, I'm crushing at normal rate. Besides you can get out if you struggle hard enough." Fox was shown trying to struggle as Master Hand just crushed him harder and then threw Fox to the ground looking severly injured. "See, quite a display of my awesome power eh?"

"Must not say something sarcastic to that, must not say something sarcastic to that" Falco was heard thinking in his head.

"Someone... help me" Fox was heard crying out. Master Hand then threw him a heart aa Fox heared.

"See the hand cureth as the hand cruseth" Master Hand said as he rubbed his "chin". "Well actually I won't be giving away hearts or anything in the actual tournament but you know what I mean." He then looks around. "Okay so who wants to help me show off my next attack?" He looked to see everyone backing away from him. "Oh, don't be like that. I just need someone to volunteer for a simple show of me fisting them."

"Oh so you're they gay one" Marth said as Master Hand looked at him. "Oh crap!"

"Yeah, this is why you should of kept your insult INSIDE your head" Falco pointed out.

"Hey, one of the psychics could of read it anyway" Marth pointed over to Ness, Lucas and Master Hand. "Besides, it's his fault for wording it like that."

"Yeah, it's my fault alright". Master Hand then flew upwards and then was shown warping behind Marth as He Punched him hard as Marth went flying, landing hard on the ground halfway across the room. "And that's my fault too."

"And I thought making fun of Ike was bad" Marth muttered to himself getting up.

:"That charge in from the back is one you can quickly dodge" Master Hand pointed out. "Though of course for the sake of demonstration you're not allowed to dodgde someone's attacks. Which means you're not allowed to dodge my hand bitch smack of doom or my dangerous power poker or rocketting fist of fury or-"

"Wait a minute, don't you just have everyone go over a few of they're attacks?" Link asked. "Because that's more then a few you know."

Master Hand thought for a second. "Well a few is six... or nine".

"No a few is three to five" Pikachu pointed out. "And since at most you let us show four you should at most should only show four unless you really want us to call you Gary Stu hand."

Master Hand pointed out. "Fine, but just for that you're getting the poking!"

"Well I guess I am a Pokemon-" Pikachu said before being poked away by Master Hand. "I'm so glad they made it Pocket monsters and not poking monsters" Pikachu muttered.

"Yeah because when I say I gotta Poke them all people give me weird looks" The trainer stated as everyone looked over at him. "Yeah just like that."

"Speaking of weird looks, that's probably something you're going to give the other one I'm introducing" Master Hand said snapping his fingers. "The Manifestiation of the destructive spirit and the guy whose always causing chaos, give it up for my brother, Crazy Hand!"

Crazy Hand busts through the wall of the room. "Gibbily gobbily!" Crazy Hand said as a laugh track was heard.

"Uh, since when were you guys in a sitcom?" Samus asked.

"Well we were actually in a sitcom once" Master Hand said holding up a video tape. "We pitched a pilot to FOX called "The Master Hand and Crazy Hand Show" but unfourantley they were doing "Unhitched" instead so we kind of got a pass."

"Well maybe if you had said you were the guys behind "There's Something About Mary" since you know having a fairly popular movie from 10 years ago automatically means you know how to make a successful sitcom" Falco said sarcastically.

"That's what they said without the sarcasm actually" Master Hand said putting his video in the tape. "Still though guess I can show you guys our pilot script."

"You said it was your pilot script" Crazy Hand pointed out.

"Well yeah I was the one who wrote it but uh you improvised all of your lines so I guess that counts" Master Hand said as he dimmed the lights. A video turned on as yellow colors could be shown glaring on the TV as images of Master Hand and Crazy Hand were shown.

"Master Hand And Crazy Show

Master Hand And Crazy Show

Master And Crazy Show

Master Hand And Crazy Showwwwwwww!" A voice was heard singing as applause was heard. More applause was heard as Master Hand floated through the room of a cliche apartment living room.

"Wow, it sure is funny how me and Crazy were able to find this apartment" The TV Version of Master Hand said looking around. "Who knows what kind of madcap adventures we'll have here?"

Crazy Hand broke in through the wall. "Gibbly Gobbley!" Crazy Hand said as the auidence laughed.

"Crazy, how many times are you going to break that wall?" Master Hand asked him.

"Uh... I lost count after 12" Crazy Hand said as the auidence laughed. "Anywho, I just inivted our boss over to dinner."

"You WHAT?" Master Hand exclaimed. "Why didn't you give me a chance to clean the apartment or find something edible to eat in the fridge?"

"Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be okay" Crazy Hand said giving a thumbs up. "We still have time to clean and find some food and hide the body-"

"Woah woah woah" Master Hand looked at him. "What body?"

"Uh, you know our neighbor Jared?" Crazy asked as Master Hand nodded. "Well he wanted to borrow some soap and one thing led to another and... I kind of chucked him off a window". The auidence laughed at this.

"How do you kind of chuck someone off a window?" Master Hand questioned.

"Uh... if kind of was me smacking him and the window was one the 20th floor". The auidence laughed more as Master Hand looked even more furious at Crazy. "Now look, we can take care of this. We have 30 seconds before he comes here."

"30 SECONDS!" Master Hand pointed at him. "How is that enough time to clean and cook and get rid of murder evidence?"

"Uh... blame it on the jews?" Crazy Hand said as the auidence laughed/sounded fairly offensive. "I'm sure we'll find a way though. And if we don't, we can always sneak out the back door in this lab coat". He was shown holding a rather large lab coat.

"Great, cause that will really solve our problems" Master said sarcastically as the bell rang. "Oh no, that must be our boss."

"No, it's our tenor saxaphone" Crazy Hand said sarcastically as Master looked at him. "Hey, you were allowed to be sarcastic."

"I'll sarcastic your face if you don't start cleaning up!" Master Hand exclaimed as Crazy started cleaning up as Master opend the door. "Ah, welcome to our home boss" he said to an old mexcian man wearing a white suit and black boots as people started co cheer.

"Thanks Phateta" The Boss said.

"Uh, actually my name is Master. Master Hand."

"Whatever you say Phaetha" the boss said as the auidence laughed.

"Must be spending too much time in that resturant we work in. Either that or old age senility sucks a lot more then I thought" Master Hand thought with the auidence laughing some. "Anyway hope you're ready for a nice dinner."

"I hope it's mexcian" The boss said walking in the room.

Crazy Hand floated to him. "Sorry but the only mexcian we had was the guy I threw off the window-"

"Shut up!" Master Hand grabbed his brother and threw him into the kitchen as the auidence laughed. "Now you go get the meal ready while I have a word with our boss."

"Which word? Cause I'm partial to Gibbilty myself" Crazy Hand said as Master Hand starred at him. "Oh, uh I'll get right to making dinnner then". He then floated in the kitchen and looked around. "Hmm, too bad I don't have magical hand powers and can just make a meal" Crazy Hand then floated there a minute. "Oh wait, yes I do!" He then conjured a meal and brought it to the table. "Dinner is served!"

"Alright finally!" The boss said. "I was just telling Phateta over here how mexcian food shouldn't take this long to make."

"And I was telling him that's why Taco Bells keep getting closed down" Master hand pointed out as the auidence laughed once again as the three sat down on the table. "This does look like a good meal though Crazy."

"The secret ingrident is love, or magical hand powers" Crazy Hand said winking as the auidence laughed some.

"Well whatever you call it, it's good stuff other Phateta" The boss was said eating it. "In fact, I think I'll give you boys a raise for such a good meal."

"Alright!" Master hand thought. "I'm glad this meal didn't turn out to be a diaseter-" He was heard saying as Crazy Hand threw the boss through a window. "Ahhh!" Master Hand said trying to catch the boss but failing as the Boss splatted on the ground below. "What'd you do that for?"

"I'm pretty sure that's how mexcians like to be thanked" Crazy Hand said as the auidence laughed.

"No it's not!" Master Hand pointed at him. "Now we're defintley going to be sent to jail."

"Well at least we're still together" Crazy Hand said hugging Master Hand as the auidence awwed.

"Get off me!" Master Hand pushed him off. "I wish I wasn't with you-"

Crazy Hand then Punched him through the floor. "Only Swedes make wishes!" Crazy Hand said as the laugh track went off again as the scene faded as the yellow background came up again.

"Master And Crazy Show

Master And Crazy Show

Master And Crazy Show

That Was The Master hand and Crazy Show!" A voice was heard singing.

"Gibbly Gobbilty!" Crazy Hand said as the video ended as the Smashers looked at this confused.

"So... what did you think?" Master Hand asked.

"Uh, actually it does seem more smartly written 80 of what was ever on Fox" Pikachu pointed out.

Fox sighed. "And I thought furries brought enough disrespect to my name, but that network does it even worse."

"Hey they were way past cool to me!" Sonic said. "Even though they editted out a lot of my mondo shots, and changed around all the music, and gave everyone lameo dialogue and... oh wait they were way past suck!"

"Actually that was 4Kids who horribly ruined our show as well" Meta Knight pointed out.

"And mine!" Falcon said raising his hand.

"No, I think that was just a you" Mario said as Falcon looked at him angrily.

"Well those channel 5 jerks didn't know what they were missing" Master Hand said. "Still though even if we didn't get a TV show about it, surley our adventures in the storyline will yield some great stuff".

"Gibbly Gobbily!" Crazy Hand exclaimed.

"Seriously man, I told you to stop saying that" Master Hand pointed at him. "The show's not going to be on so that catchphrase isn't going to catch on."

"Well then I guess I'll just have to do this" Crazy Hand snapped his fingers as he changed into his Brawl Attire. "Look, now I'm all Brawlatized."

Master Hand gasped. "Wow you... actually did something right"

"I've done those things before!"

"Without me telling you while on your medication?"

"Uh... maybe like that one time."

"Yeah that one time". Master Hand looked at the Smashers. "Still though this is what happens when the right hand and the left hand come together."

"Uh, which one am I again?" Crazy asked.

"You're the left one!" Master Hand pointed at him. "Remember that song?"

"Uh, I remember singing it to you and causing you to almost die so we had to get that fangirl in to do the updates."

"Oh you should like do that again" Peach said.

"No we're not going to do that again" Master hand said as the others cheered. "The point is I'm the right one. And the only way people can face me and my lefty brother at the same time is when you arrive at the final match on classic mode with a hard or more difficulty level or finish classic mode in only 9 minutes."

"The world's fastest hedgehog can finish anything in 9 minutes!" Sonic pointed out.

"What about this big giant sandwitch?" Crazy Hand said teleporting in a sandwitch that Kirby quickly gulped down. "Wow, that only took 9 miliseconds" Crazy Hand said looking at his watch. "What happens when they complete classic mode in that amount of time?"

"You can't compelte Classic mode in only 9 miliseconds!" Master Hand pointed out. "Not unless you got that Clockstoppers Watch and Froze time or something".

"Wasn't that some-a Nickelodeon movie?" Luigi asked.

"Yeah a horrible one-a" Mario pointed out. "Though I guess it's better then that new one that involves some kind of magical mermaids or something."

"Oh but that like one looks so cute!" Peach said. "They use the power of magical mermaid friendship to save the day and like get into lots of teen fluffy romance".

"I should of been on that" F.L.U.D.D said popping up. "Beats just blowing water around here and not even hurting anyone?"

"Yeah, how come water attacks don't cause any damage anyway?" Squirtle asked.

"Uh, I think Waterfall but everything else is more about blowing people away then uh killing them I guess" Master Hand then pointed over at Crazy. "My brother on the other hand though has some crazy destructive power with quite a few moves different then me."

"How come he gets different moves but I just get a kicking reflector and the same Landmaster Final? I mean shouldn't he just be a clone of you?" Falco asked.

"Oh I wish he was a clone of me but no, mom had to get doped up when having him" Master Hand said bitterly.

"I thought you said Mom was just doing a lot of weird hand magic when she had me" Crazy said confused.

"Yeah while being doped" Master pointed out. "I mean how else would you explain your unsual walk?"

Crazy Hand walked around the room. "I thought you said that was just a side affective of the aids.

"Well it could be but I'm not HIV positive yet" Master Hand said as the Smashers Groaned. "Oh you know you would of laughed if that was in our sitcom!"

"That's really more offensive then it is funny" Marth stated.

Master Hand pointed at him. "Oh, like you're Mr. Sensitive"

"Hey, I thought we agreed not to call me gay!" Marth exclaimed.

"Yeah but I didn't agree on Crazy not trambaling you for your hurtful comments" Master Hand said as Crazy was shown tramplaing on Marth. "Looks like that unsual walk does have some advantages afterall."

"Thank you Aids!" Crazy Hand said as he walked away from Marth. "I can also do this!" Crazy Hand said as he was shown dropping bombs in the middle of the room.

"Yeah that's a move I admit I can't use" Master Hand said. "Guess I don't know how to bomb."

"I could teach you if you let me in!" A voice was heard saying.

BOMBERMAN'S NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS TOURNAMENT EITHER!" Master Hand exclaimed. "IN FACT ANY OTHER THIRD PARTY CHARACTER LISTENING, YOU'RE NOT HERE! SO SCRAM YOU LOSERS!" A lot of voices was heard complaining as Master Hand looked around. "I think I already have enough of you party thirds for one tournament thank you very much."

"Well since one of them's me and one's that (beep)in hedgehog I think you have one too many" Snake exclaimed as Sonic looked at him annoyed. "Though really how come with all the other stupid (beep) you can do you don't know how to plant a (swear)in bomb?"

Master Hand sighed. "Well it all began in my College days-"

"That's the bomb!" Crazy Hand said as he was shown dropping bombs on Master Hand. "As in you're going to bomb in more then one way if you tell that story." The Smashers were heard laughign at this.

"Hey, I'm the one with the funny material." He pointed at Crazy. "You're just the one with the funny... face."

"I don't have a face and look the same as you" Crazy said confused.

"Yeah well... it's still funny." Crazy Hand started to writh and thrash around the ground. "Yeah, he gets in tantrums like that sometimes when I joke about how ugly he looks."

"That's not very nice" Lucas stated.

"Well not my fault he can give a joke but not get it" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides it's one of the only ways outside of the tournament I can get him to use his thrash attack."

"My thrash is better then his!" Charziard said flying at Crazy Hand only to be thrased away.

"Looks like your thrash is trash" Squirtle said as the others were shown laughing.

"Why did I set myself up so stupidly?" Charizard asked.

"Don't worry, I'm sure it had nothing to do with my training" The Trainer pointed out.

"I'm sure it EVERYTHING to do with that!" Charizard said shooting a flamethrower at the trainer.

"Hey these our attacks update, not yours' Master Hand said pointing over at Crazy Hand. "And if you think our solo attacks our strong, our combo attacks where we come together are even stronger."

"Yeah like the patticake attack!" Crazy Hand stated as he started slapping the air. "Patticake, pattickae baker's man..." he looked to see Master Hand just starring at him. "What?"

"You're not suppose to say that outloud, remember/" Master Hand pointed at him. "Not unless you want people to call you Insane Hand."

"Hey there's nothing wrong with a good game of patticake" Crazy pointed out.

"Except for a being a stupid" Mario stated.

"Way past stupid" Sonic added on.

Master Hand and crazy looked over at them as they warped between the two and started smacking them together.

"Patticake, patticake,

Hands Attack

How Many Times

Will These guys get smacked?" The hands rhymed as the two fell to the ground in pain.

"Oh man, we need to way past lay the smackdown on these guys, super style" Sonic said lookingat Mario

Master Hand smirked. "Yeah like would have happen"

"Uh didn't it happen in that webtoon?" Crazy Hand asked.

"Uh, lots of things happen there that shouldn't" Master Hand pointed out and looked at the others. "That's not to say though we're totally invincible... in the matches. If you patientally watch our patterns and learn to dodge our blows you may be able to win."

"Of course I'd be able to easily dominate over you sexist stupid hands" Zelda exclaimed.

Crazy Hand pounded her to the ground. "That's how you take care of the English" Crazy Hand looked around confused. "Hey people usually laugh when I do that."

Link was shown holding an arrow. "What do you consider funny about maicously assaulting the princess?"

"Uh, the part where she fell down?" Crazy Hand said as Link was shown firing a load of arrows at him.

Zero Suit took out a heart and gave it to Zelda and helped her up. "Sorry about that Ze."

"Dont worry" Zelda said hugging Zero Suit. "I'll make sure proper action is taken to get back at these hands for they're onslaught."

"Hey you can't try and plan revenge on the symbols of your world!" Master Hand pointed out. "Or at least the guys who sign your paychecks".

"Well then you owe me a pay increase since women should make just as much as men" Zelda stated.

"Well you do make more then Link" Master Hand commented. "Since that contract thing and your title being in the series and all." He rolled his hand. "Besides, being around our mysterious existance should really be enough pay for any of you".

"... Why?" Fox asked.

"Uh..." Master Hand flicked him away. "That's why." He looked over at the others. "You guys better watch out for that one, in classic mode and my appearence in the Subspace Emissary."

"How come you keep saying you're not a gary sue author hand and yet feel the need to self insert yourself into our story?" Pikachu asked as he dodged Master hand's flick. "And that's not an excuse."

"Yeah well it was" Master Hand said looking over at his paper. "Besides my reason for being in the story is uh... some very compelling stuff so look out for that." He then looked over at the others. "With that done, we can move on to some other updates, though I guess I should do that usual thing of asking how your day was and all that jazz now."

"Well I got to steal from a bunch of people by the a bus station, so I'd say it was a good day-a" Wario commented.

"Uh, anyone got any stories NOT about bus stealing?" Master Hand looked over at Shiek. "How about that Cruise thing you guys went on?"

"That was pretty good actually" Shiek said. "Got to spend a lot of nice personal time together that we really can't do here" she said looking over at Link still shooting arrows at Crazy Hand. "Espically when some people have issues with others."

"Hey he assaulted the princess!" Link said.

"But I didn't do it on porposie!" Master Hand said as he was shown holding a weirdly modelded Gamecube. "I did it on Dolphin. Get it?"

"Yeah but I think it was one of those jokes we don't want to get, like Pichu's" Pikachu said looking around. "Wonder where he went to anyway?"

Meanwhile in Atari Studios the Symbols were shown looking over at a computer screen in disgust.

"Dear god, as if I didn't have another reason to hate that terrible hand" ? was heard saying looking through the list of all the Brawl Playable characters. "Apparently having two clones of Fox is okay but having two of Mario is bad."

"I think he's justifying it by saying that Wolf is a villian or something" Pichu pointed out.

"Well I am going to destroy him which I suppose to some who are ignoratant could be considered villianious" ? pointed out.

"Hey if you think that's bad, you should see which of the originals were let in" ? said pointing at the computer. "Young Link is in without any different moves at all. I mean, I had fire slash attacks which were different. What's his excuse? Appearing cel-shaded?"

"Like I said it's just another reason to make them all suffer" ? said pointing at they're robots. "And once our army is finished charging we'll make them all pay for cutting us out."

"Speaking of cutting out, perhaps we should start asking him to join our group" ! pointed out. "Afterall he's out too and ! sounds like a pretty cool mysterious title."

"Hmmm, it is something to consider" ? pointed out. "He's powerful and has expierence with creating these kinds of armies from what I heard."

"We'll worry about that once he's offically unannounced from the tournament" ? said pointing over at another video screen. "Guess we should see if that's happening now though". He then took out a remote that showed a video of the main smasher room as it focused back on that.

"Wow those sound like some sexy, exciting cruise adventures" Master Hand commented.

"Hey I didn't say anything about sex!" Samus pointed out. "Though they were pretty special."

"I know I'll always treasure them" Meta-Knight said as Samus smiled at him.

"Yeah well you can tell us more about those later. Right now though it's time for some move updates for some people who haven't had anything for awhile." He pointed over at Pikachu. "Like for example Pikachu who I uh haven't done a specific update about in 8 months."

"Well after that last update telling me about my ineffectual Final Smash I didn't really ask for any others" Pikachu said annoyed.

"Hey look I told you need suble control to get that to work proplery" Master Hand explained. "Besides there's a reason I haven't had any of your stuff till now."

"I'm pretty sure that's because you're despratley running out of updates and now have to go over all of the veterans moves in order to compensate for having nothing left to talk about" Pikachu pointed out.

"Well I have said that before" Master Hand admitted. "Besides I think you're specials are worth showing right?"

"Just as long as you remember to show my specials" Jigglypuff said. "Afterall I do have a lot of star moves being such a star and all-"

"Star moves? I though you didn't want to copy off of Kirby" Pikachu said.

Jigglypuff pointed at him. "Don't make me draw on you!" She threathened.

"Eh, been there, done that, repeated 50 times like every other stupid running gag" Pikachu said pointing at Jigglypuff. "Besides these are my moves so I don't think you want to egg me on into showing them on you."

"Yeah you should be showing them to Charizard" Master Hand said pointing at the fire lizard. "Cause uh... that one time he thought he was too good to fight you."

"That was Richie's Pikachu, not me" Pikachu pointed out. "Besides I'm sure Charizard's smart enough to know not to mess with me."

"Why? Because it'd be too easy to crush a rat?" Charziard asked as Pikachu glared at him. "Yeah I said it. Want to try doing something about it?"

"Only if it will teach you a lesson" Pikachu said jumping in front of him.

Master Hand looked over at Pikachu. "Okay not to sound like a trainer or anything-"

"Use flamethrower!" The trainer said as Charizard blew it on him.

"... Mainly because I don't want that, but you should show off your regular side smash, Thundershock."

"Oh you mean this?" Pikachu said gathering energy and using a Thundershock to knock Charizard down to the ground.

"Yeah that. First time you hit someone with that you can do over 20 Percent of damage to them, which is quite impressive. Since it's one of the few that deals that level of damage."

"Well if his dealt that then see what mine deals!" Charizard said trying his side special which Pikachu just dodged.

"Looks like you need to spend more time in the Charisific Valley" Pikachu said hitting Charizard with another Thundershock.

"Wow, that's just the kind of strike training I wnated you to show" the hand exclaimed ash Charizard fell through the air. "Though now it's decreased to only 17 percent and if used again at 14 percent so try and use it in quick succession to knock someone out."

Pikachu saw Charizard hit the floor. "Ah, two seem to be fine actually" the electric rat commented.

"Stupid rat" Charizard grumbled as he got up. "I'd show you just how to make a real smash but... these aren't my moves so I can't."

"Yeah real nice excuse" Pikachu said rolling his eyes. "Guess you want to tell me my moves are feeable and have no chance of beating you at all."

"Hey how'd you know what I was going to say?" Charizard asked.

"Cause it's cliched". PIkachu looked over at Master Hand. "Speaking of cliched guess I have the same cliche standard moves from the last times here right?"

"Hey there work and it's easier to program in the older stuff" Master Hand pointed at Pikachu. "So go ahead and show off your amazing quick attack."

"Oh what this?" Pikachu said quick attacking several yards away. "Guess I wouldn't want to change that since I can do this around" he then quick attacked around the room.

"Pfft not as way past fast as me" Sonic said using his quick speed to keep up with Pikachu's.

"Hey you guys already warped around the room too much already yesterday so don't do it again today!" The hand warned as the two stopped. "Now it's important to remember with this up special you can make two different jump rooms. Just tilt in mid jump on where you want to fly and you'll launch in that direction.

"Hmm, pretty sure I never heard that one before" Pikachu dully noted as he used Quick attack to jump two times in the air. "Still pretty useful though."

"Hey how come the rat gets two special jumping moves while I only get one?" Dedede asked.

"Well you do have Kirby's float like abilities of just puffing on stage" Master hand noted. "Besides usually it's hard to get the balance of using two quick attacks-

"Not really" Pikachu said quick attacking again in the air.

"... Well yeah for you but not for newbs" Master Hand held out a picture. "Now go and make like this picture and do it diagonally."

"Pretty sneaky sis" Pikachu said as everyone looked around at him. "Uh you know from... you know what? No offense to my younger counterpart but I don't see the point in overexplaining stuff so I'm just going to quick up diagonal" he said diagionalling up in the air twice.

"Remember though that you can't quick attack the second time in the same place you did the first time" the hand noted. "The Angle of the second jump must be at least 38 degress different then the first one."

"Uh, how am I suppose to measure out the math when jumping?" pikachu asked.

"Well just go with what looks like 38 degrees".

"So long as it dosen't look like 98 degrees". Pikachu crossed his hand. "And if you don't know about that sad forgotten boy band then... well you're life is probably better for it." Everyone laughed as Pikachu double quick attacked in the air.

"Glad to see you aiming for distances less then 45 degrees to travel a pretty good distance" the hand noted as Pikachu fell to the ground again.

"Bah anyone can do that" Ganondorf said. "Only the true lord of all evil could-"

"Rip off Captain Falcon's grab mid air hump and think they could get away with it' Pikachu said finishing the statement.

"Hey it'd not my mid air hump" Catpain Falcon said. "The Falcon would show you his real mid air humping abliities but you'd all just hate on the Falcon for doing that."

"Well I am hating on you just for saying it" Fox said looking fairly disgusted.

"Whatever you mid air grab is, dosen't go as far as this" Pikachu said jumping and using two quick attacks to touch the cieling.

"Ah guess that's the best possible distance you can jump" Master Hand said as Pikachu landed back on the ground. "Though why didn't you wnat to try jumping in that with someone?"

"Because that jump isn't really damaging at all" Pikachu stated. "I mean it's good for passing through someone but uh that's about it." Pikachu sighed. "Us Pokemon really don't have any real powerful upper jumps."

"Yeah speak for yourself" Squirtle stated. "Waterfall actually does some damage."

"As done Vine Whip" Ivysaur said.

"And Fly" Charizard pointed at Pikachu. "And I should fly right at you for what you did before."

"Well try flying at him while he's showing off his down special, thunder" Master Hand stated.

Charizard backed off. "Uh, maybe later."

"Yeah that's right later" Pikachu said chuckling a bit. "Afterall Thunder is the most powerful actual useable move in my arsenal and probably the most powerful down special there is."

"I reckon it ain't anything compared to my Jet Hammer" Dedede said holding up his Jet Hammer.

"Yeah why don't you come over here and see that?" Pikachu asked.

"Reckon if it would shut you up" Dedede went over to ikachu who unleased a thunder which knocked Dedede away. "Reckon I need to just try smashing in the pink puffall" Dedede muttered to himself.

"Well that's what you get for messing with the electric source of Pikachu's power" Master Hand pointed out. "Since any enemy hit directly above with thunder gets a powerful electrical jolt running through them".

"You better not say "shocking isn't it" or some sort of lame electric pun like that" Pikachu said starring at him. "Since I'm prety sure you know who used all those try when talking about me."

"Well I'm sure that they did a rather cruddy job about that. However I have other things I wanted to say about it" Master Hand looked down at his list. "Pikaaaa!" Everyone starred confused at him. "uh, didn't know why I wanted to say that. I think that's something I wanted you to say."

"What, the chant I usually cry out when calling out the attack? Pikachu asked. "Because I'm not saying that right now."

"Well fine then. I'll just find someone else who will keep saying they're name.

Captain Falcon saw Master hand stare at him. "Hey the Falcon only says his name some of the time!"

"Oh yeah. Better just stick to Pikachu". He looked over at the electric mouse. "Now to see the full effectivness of the move, you don't just zamp them with electricity, but zap them right when they're touching you to accumlate even more damage."

"Oh you mean like this?" Pikachu then used his quick attack to warp back and forth between Master Hand shooting out his thunder which fried the hand as everyone looked a bit astionished. "Yeah been praticing quick attack thunder somewhat. Kind of need to get the timing of it more but it's a pretty good move."

"What'd be really good is making sure we erase stuff like "oh you mean like this" from people's dialogue if it involves shocking me" Master Hand said annoyed. "I don't need to be hit by the fair good range high launching thunder to know of it's power."

"You mean the power of stiatic?" Crazy asked him.

"Well you know how I feel about that teen black hero-" Master hand started to say before Crazy Hand touch and zapped him. "Ah, what did you do?"

"Oh just gathered some other kind of static from siezuring around the carpett". Hen then flew out. "Geuss I better leave now. Just remember to gibbility gook yourselves everyone."

"Wow, and here I thought he couldn't get a more random" Mario muttered to himself.

"Jeez, how much do I need to get shocked today?" Master Hand asked. "I mean how many times anm I going to shock you with my dropped information... uh I mean importaint information for the game/tournament coming out and you guys keep ruining."

"Well sorry our comments make this whole thing more berable" Falco said sarcstically.

"Uh from now one whenever you're sarcastic you're sincere to me so thanks for the words of confidence Falco". Master Hand then mad a thumbs up as Falco just raised a finger to him. "Yeah greatt talking with you buddy" The hand said before looking at Pikachu again. "Though Thunder's powerful Pikachu is vulbernable when it hits Which is why you can use a less powerful version of thunder in the air while being more aeronmtically nimble while dodging assaults compared to you're screwed if someone avoids your thunder and and didn't get launched away and are about to be pummeled bavck for uh... I don't know whatever reason people may have for that."

"Well it defintley beats using it to destroy balloons for the 500th time either way" Pikachu said shooting out another thunder as it broke awhole through the wall.

"Okay people moment of silence... for my brother whose going to clean up that mess" Master Hand said as crazy was shown fixing the cieling. "You may also know Pikachu that your attacks can also be reabsorbed and reflected, espically by some people here" he said looking over at Mario, Ness, Fox and Lucas. "hit them with that and they'll be thanking you instead of being... blasted by you."

"Uh pretty sure I wouldn't be stupid enough to use that kind of attack if it would be reflected" Pikachu pointed out. "Though really it's rare that one gets deflected. Missed sure but reflected? One of those rarirites like uh an original idea in the TV show" Pikachu said as some of the other Pokemon laughed.

"Man it works on that one level of show hating" the trainer said laughing some.

"Still though you need to keep opponents guessing when using the move-" master Hand was then zapped by another Pikachu thunder as he cried out in pain. "Ow, and by opponents I don't mean me."

"Hey if I remember right you just pointed out what kind of opponent you are last update" Pikachu stated. "So really you're one of the ones as well. And hey you weren't expecting that right?"

"... We also need to get rid of the techncalities around here" the hand grumbled before looking over at Samus. "Well now that we've done someone who went 8 months withotu an update, let's go with someone who went seven."

"Well unless you're talking about my clone self showing off her "skills" then yeah it is time I showed off mine" Samus pointed out.

"Hey just because I don't have armor dosen't mean I can't kick ass" Zero Suit Samus pointed out. "It's just a different kind of kick ass-"

"Yeah I think I know the ass you're into" Samus stated.

"Well at least I'm into something that has one" Zero Stated as the two glared at each other.

"Hey no teasing your other self Samus, and same for you Zero, cause it's special move time." He pointed at Samus. "Now when wearing the Power Suit, Samus is still actually quite agile."

"Well yeah I have been training with it for 20 years you know" Samus pointed out. "I've learned how to move quite swiftly with it on."

"Though you are a lot better with it off" Zelda pointed out.

"That would only be from your viewpoint" Meta-Knight stated. "As you seem to care more for the physical appearence and not for her emotional caring side or even battle capablities."

"Hey I care about those" Zelda pointed at him. "It's just in your sexist male diseased mind you feel that armor adds more power and strength and sexiness when it really does not."

"Uh, yeah it does" Samus said.

"No it dosen't" Zero Suit Samus said pointing at her. "You know people will be looking more for a chance to play with me then you."

"Yeah the perverts like your girlfriend who like seeing the fanservicy shots of you jumping around". Samus crossed her arms. "But anyone who really cares about actually winning fights will use me."

"Oh that is it!" Zero Suit Samus jumped in front of her armored counterpart. "It's time to prove just how little I need that armor you can't even bother to take off by beating you without even trying."

"Well I'm not the angsty type of person who likes hurting myself, but you sure are asking for it" Samus said taking a fighting position. "Go ahead then."

"Fine I will!" Zero Suit jumped and spun around in the air.

"You should know armory Samus that you're very easy to control in the air" Master Hand said to the non jumping Samus.

"Uh, do I want to think about why you would know that?" Samus asked.

"Probably not, but said control allows you to preform a lot of good mid air moves right?"

"Yeah it does actually" Samus stated as she jumped in the air. Zero kicked her as Samus blocked and smacked her up with small energy shots from her blaster.

"As you can all see, the Samus forward midair attack, called uh Aerial Fire in the strategy guide, can get quite a number of conesctive hits" Master Hand mentioned as Zero suit was being hit higher and higher into the air.

"You'll pay armored version of my beloved!" Zelda said gathering magical energy.

Meta Knight warped in front of her. "This is a battle between the two of them. You should not interrupt it just because you are sore at the outcome and not just out of general concern."

"You should generally concern yourself with staying out of my way!" Zelda said trying to blast him as Meta-Knight warped behind her and kicked her in the back. "Now I know why people hate masks that aren't just Majora's" Zelda muttered as she got up.

"Hey don't worry about me Ze" Zero said punching Samus hard in the face (as both were still in maid air) as she did a flip jump and kcked her in the back. "I'm not done yet."

"You're about to be" Samus said doing the Screw attack. Zero dodged it though and grabbed her with the laser saber and started spinning her around. Samus used some mini bombs to knock the whip away as she then grabbed it and tugged. Zero was knocked through the air as Samus jumped above her as she passed and kicked her hard in the back.

Master Hand starred up at the two. "Ah yes, the back mid air attack, the flying back kick aka.. flying back kick, which is quite strong if you get off a clean hit."

"What do you call clean about kicking someone in the back?" Zero suit said jumping up to try and hit Samus.

"Well I guess it's better then a blaster to the back" Master Hand pointed out.

"Or this!" Samus said smacking Zero Suit hard in the face with her cannon arm as Zero Suit started falling to the ground.

"Ah, nice use of down midair meteor smashing Samus" Master Hand commented.

"Too bad it won't help you against this!" Zero Suit said taking out her laser whip and transforming it into the paralyzing shot. She then shot it at the ground as she was once again knocked through the air as she was able to go higher then Samus was.

"Uh, can she do that in the tournament?" Fox asked.

"No, but I do admitt that was pretty cool" Master Hand said. "Maybe next time I'll allow you gun users to shoot a way up."

Falco starred at him. "Uh, did you have to phrase it like we were druggies?"

"Well I thought you'd be used to it being from New York and all" Master Hand said as Falco glared nastily at him. Back in the battle though Zero suit was able to kick Samus as the armored bounty hunter starting falling. She smirked though as she took out her cannon and shot a laser grapple hook from it. "Ah yes, you found out you are able to use that in mid air."

"And use it to give some people a taste of they're own medicine!" Samus Said as she grabbed Zero Suit and started spinning her around. "Let's see how you like being spun right round Sammie right round."

"Hey you know I hate that song!" Zero Suit said as Samus then chucked her hard to the floor. Zero got up and took out her blaster. "Ha, now you've made yourself vulernable!" She said trying to shoot her in the air, but Samus avoided by using the Screw attack to shoot down to the floor. "Lousy cheater" she mumbled.

"Yeah I wouldn't talk miss blast the floor to try and get up" Samus said taking out her cannon arm. "Though if you want to compare weapons, mine's bigger."

"Uh, pretty sure you ladies aren't suppose to do those kinds of lines" Pikachu stated.

"Is it because you sexistly decided that we cannot fire weapons because of your own inbred evil towards the superior gender?" Zelda asked.

"Uh, more like because if it's a refrence to you know... down there" Pikachu said pointing down "you don't really have a desire to compete over who is bigger."

"Well ours would be the same size anyway, unless being penetrated by Hyrule magic made yours weaker" Samus said looking over at Zero.

"Hey we haven't gotten that far in our relationship yet!" Zero pointed out.

"Uh, isn't this the part where you try and say "what relatiionship?" Or something?"

"I'll have you know I'm over lying about that" Zero then smirked. "You over lying about yours?"

"Uh... that has nothing to do with this fight!" Samus called out.

"Yeah thought so" Zero pointed at her. "Obviously cloning must of made you a whole less braver then it did me."

Samus sighed. "Fine if you must know me and Meta Knight are... together."

"Like on a pizza?" Kirby asked.

"That is one thing I am not going to mentor you on" Meta Knight stated. "Though yes I do admitt to being in a "relationship" with the wonderfully powerful and complex Samus." Samus was shown blushing a bit under her armor. "Though I do wonder why she has to do that every time I say something nice to her" Meta-Knight thought to himself.

"Well good then" Zero said spinning her blaster. "Now you at least won't go down without at least admitting the truth to everyone."

"Hey you're the one whose going down" Samus pointed out.

"Well yeah she's going down since you really don't have any moves that knock people up" Master Hand pointed out. "Which will make fighting in stages like Shadow Moses Island a little difficult."

"Espically if she finds more interested in (beep)in sexist girls and (swear)in blue puffballs then me" Snake muttered and saw the two Samuses star at him. "Hey I'm just saying I thought you'd be more into me then... whatever the (curse) you are into."

"Eh, just because the hand and fans lump it together dosen't mean it's true" Zero Suit pointed out.

"Yeah I mean how many stories were there where they made me out to be gay?" Marth asked.

"Uh pretty sure I lost count around the first dozen" Ike stated. "I mean no wonder you called me a homosexual to just try and pass the blame of people saying you were gay."

"Hey I admitt to that" Marth stated. "Which is more truth then those stupid authors will ever have."

"Hey only truth you should be focused on Samus's specials" Master Hand stated. "Like the side special missle."

"Stop making my weapons seem like some sort of combo meal" Samus said about to fire a missle.

"Well they do come with two kinds of side. Either the normal guided projectile side homming in our foes missle or the Super missle fly straight ahead with more speed and destructie power kind."

Samus smirked at Zero suit. "Wonder who I can test those out on?" she said firing a guiding missle out.

"Hey you forget I know all about your weapon tricks" Zero said using her laser whip to smack away the missle. "And how to redirect them to do diddly."

"Hey don't get me involved with your pairing things" Diddy pointed out.

"Not like that!" Zero looked over at Samus. "I'm saying it's going to take more then some guided missles to take me down."

"Then how about this one?" Samus then fired a super missle at Zero Suit who just jumped over it. Samus then fired a bunch of homing missles at Zero suit, who just cut them into pieces with her laser whip. The missles exploded creating a smoke screen in mid air.

"Nice try armor ann" Zero Suit said as the smoke cleared as she was shown deactivating her shield. "But it will take more then-" Zero suit then looked to see Samsu not on the ground anymore. "Hey where did she-" Samus was shown behind Zero suit as she shot a super missle at her which exploded on the ground. Samus blew on the smoke as she fell to the ground as Zero Suit crawled up. "How'd you learn to move so fast?"

"Hey, I haven't been doing speed training for the fun of it, though doing it with someone was pretty fun" Samus said smirking at Meta-Knight. "You should be more worried about trying to dodge the next one though" Samus said about to fire another missle.

"And of course, to fire the Super missles you have to hold down your side special, and if using the Wii remote in the game version, press and hold the one button and the direction" Master Hand stated.

"That was a... really useless thing to say" Samus commented.

"Hey so is a lot of stuff you guys say I say. Just wanted to make sure you know."

"Uh, how about you tell me something I don't know?"

"How about that Zero Suit managed to jump above you while I was talking and is now-" Zero Suit downward kicked Samus hard to the ground as she then jumped off her armored alter ego. "... going to do that."

"Great, useless then too late information" Samus said getting up. "Probably going to be hearing a lot of that once the actual tournament comes out and you still feel the need to blather on."

"You should be more worried about what I'm going to do" Zero Suit said mocking regular Samus. "Since our fight isn't over yet."

"It might as well be" Samus said charging up her cannon arm. "Espically once I hit you with this."

"Ah, couldn't talk about Samus without talking about her charge shot" Master Hand mentioned. "Remember you need to keep your cool as your charging up."

"Well I would if you'd shut up!" Samus said contiuning to charge up her blast.

"Hey I have stuff I need to say about it, like how you can save your charged up blast by activating your shield in the middle of it if things get dangerous."

Samus then stopped and saved her blast to avoid being hit by Zero's laser whip. "Wow that was actually some pretty good, WELL TIMED advice actually."

"Here's some more". Master Hand held up his finger. "He who waits to use what he gots will ultimatley end up with the most to wait for in his life."

"Geez and I thought Mei Ling was bad with the (beep)in proverbs" Snake mtutered.

"It means you don't have to use a full charged up shot immediatley" Master Hand pointed out. "Use it to shoot someone who has a lot of damage."

"Which would still mean shoot my armorless self after how much I already owned her" Samus said finsihing powering up her attack.

"Yeah like you'll ever hit me with that" Zero Suit statted folding her arms. "I don't even need to try dodging that beam."

"Oh really?" Samus said as she fired it. Just before it hit though Zelda teleported in front of Zero Suit and used Naruy's Love to knock it back.

"Yeah really" Zero Suit stated.

"Hey, that's cheating getting someone else involved in this!" Samus stated.

Master Hand twirled his glove "Well technically I did want to state how guys like Mario, Fox, Falco, Pit, Ness, Lucas, Zelda and others should watch Samus carefully-"

"I already do enough of that for the better variation of Samus" Zelda commented.

"Well not for that reason! I meant because if there's a chance to they should absorb or reflect the attacks."

"Right back to sender" Zero Suit commented as Samus was teleported away from being hit by her own blast.

Meta-Knight was shown warping Samus near Zero Suit and Zelda. "If you are going to try and interfere then I'm afraid I will too." he stated.

"You better move your interferring self, and I mean literally" Zero Suit stated as Pit was shown using Mirror Shield to knock the attack back.

"Sorry if this seems like intruding on your display of proving if increased metallic strength is enough to defeat a better level of desterity and flexibility but I am not going to be incentrated by your deflected beam for such a thing" Pit stated as the blast was knocked back at Samus as she and Meta Knight jumped over the beam.

Mario saw the blast coming to him. "Hmm, wonder where I should a try knocking that-"

"It better not be at me again unless you want to end up being frozen and taking it at double force" the hand threathrend.

"Stupid god a moder" Mario muttered as he used his cape to knock the beam over to Sonic.

"Hey the way past fastest hedgehog isn't going to be hit by that!" Sonic said rolling away from the attack.

Falco then used his kick deflector to knock the attack away from him. "It may be my only really different move, but it's still pretty good" he pointed out.

Fox then deflected it away from him. "Still can't beat the original though" he pointed out.

The blast fell towards Ness as he just used his PSI Magnet to absorb it.

"Ah that feels much better, even though I wasn't really injured" Ness pointed out.

Master Hand looked at the others. "Well it's kind of an anticlimatic ending but I guess we're ready to move on."

Samus was shown behind Zero Suit firing a blast that knocked her hard to the ground. "Actually now we're ready to move on" she stated, blowing some smoke from her cannon arm.

"Oh no we're not Miss inferior armor" Zelda said picking up Zero Suit. "Once I take her to get some proper healing we're going to get you and all men once and for all-"

"Uh do that on your own time" Master Hand stated. "I'm not putting up with anymore of you guys leaving in the middle during updates so for no reason are you to leave during the middle of an update."

Mario held out his hand. "Well so long as you promise to not do a lousy ones-"

"Hey you'll like what I show you unless you want every update to be me blasting you in the face!" The hand threathened. "So like it or not, here's the next update. Clear Percentage."

"Does that like tell us how much Loralli like keeps our hair clear and clean and under control?" Peach asked.

"No it has nothing to do with hair care products so stop rubbing in the fact you actually have air" the hand held up a piece of paper. "No see when you play through the adventure mode Subspace Emissary story mode, it will be marked each time you go through a level how much of the mode you cleared through ,whether announced or in the game shown on the upper part of the screen-"

"Wait, you're saying the next update is you telling us it will tell us how much of the mode we cleared each time we play through?" Link asked as the hand nodded. "No offense but that is probably the biggest waste of an update you've ever done."

"What, I've wasted far more updates then this one!" The hand said as the smashers looked at him. "Uh, I mean this one nor any update is a waste."

"But dosen't any a recent game in the history of anything a tell you how much you clear through a mode of a anything if you go through the options-a?" Luigi asked.

"Look this is more then just getting a number percent of how much you've went through a mode" Master Hand stated. "It also tells you have roughly completed of everything, and of course you can only go up to a 100 percent."

"A trainer always gives 110 Percent!" The trainer called out.

"Well that's impossible because no one can give more then 100 Percent because by definition that is the most anyone can give."

"Also, the sky is blue and Sony is dead last in the console race if it suddenly became obvious fact day" Marth commented.

"No I think that's Tuesday" Master Hand said looking at the Calendear. "Hey, that's not a day! That's just you being rude!"

Marth crossed his arms. "Well really this update seems to serve no purpose."

"Or does it?" Master Hand said as everyone just looked at him. "Because the answer to that would be a yes, espically since you all want to keep increasing the percentage display, don't you?" Everyone just looked at him. "Oh, the silent treatment eh? Well that's cool. I guess I can just go through the update uninterrupted then."

"Hey can I interrupt your uninterruptions?" Crazy Hand asked.

"Uh, you just did" Master Hand said. "Besides, I'm sure you know the importance of Clear Percentage."

"Being able to get away without updating but calling it an update?" Crazy asked.

"NO!" Master Hand pointed at him. "It's to tell them all the things they need to do in order to pass through a level."

"Well I'm all for that if it means emptying the plumber's skull" Bowser stated.

"Oh please, like you'll even have any levels in the a story" Mario said. "You villians-a will just be minor distractions-a at best as we go through the adventure mode. Just like always but you know more of you-a."

"The lord of all evil is more then a distraction!" Ganondorf yelled. "He is a powerful and evil figure that will be respected and feared all throughout Hyrule!"

"Was that before or after I shoot you with a bunch of arrows?" Young Link said as Ganondorf glared at him. "Oh stop looking at me, Ganonprobablynoteveninthestorymode."

"Bah, like anyone would cut such an evil character like me!" Ganondorf then looked over at Master Hand. "For if that happens the lord of all evil will spill your blood down your glove until it ran dry."

"Well that almost be an affective threat if I had blood, and if you could actually do that" Master Hand showed them a picture. "Enough about whose in the story or not though, let me show you how to clear percentage everything". The smashers looked to see a picture of a golden door.

"Oh boy, that leads to the places where I can go and eat bossy guys!" Kirby said happily.

"No, this isn't the boss door. It's the Golden Door." Master Hand pointed at the door. "You're going to need to go everywhere and do everything in a level to finish it, which means entering in every place you find, including all of these doors."

"All is one?" Yoshi asked. "That's... pretty zen of you actually."

"Well this is just an example actually." Master Hand then snapped his fingers as a bunch of doors appeared around the smashers. "See? if this room was a level, you'd need to open all the doors. Some of which are the only way to go to hidden areas you would normally never be able to go, like the secret area by the lake."

Raqyauza was seen going through one of the doors. "That's because you need to stay away from my lake!"

"Ooh it my lake dragon man!" Donkey Kong said.

PIkachu held out his paw. "Besides you're lord of the skies. What are you doing near a lake anyway?"

"I... don't know actually" Rayquaza admitted before looking at the hand. "Seriuosly why am I by a lake?"

"You'll have to play to find out. Or in your case, be defeated and find out.". Rayquaza shot a hyper beam at Master Hand before retreating back into the door. "Okay that's one secret door we're never going to open ever again." Master Hand said, closing the door and then smashing it into several pieces.

"Uh, did you just kill our boss guy?" Diddy asked.

"No, see these doors allow you to go between two different worlds, like gates if you will. So I just crushed a gate to the boss room he's in."

"Wow, crushing doors seems like fun!" Crazy Hand said smashing some of the door to pieces.

"Hey, they need to open it to get that percetange up!" Master Hand said knocking Crazy away from one of the doors.

"Excuse me, but my perctange only does increasing when collecting money to help fuel my ecnonmness planetoid" Olimar stated.

"Well not here. So open a door and increasaloid your perctange...matron."

"Very well". Olimar opened a door as a vicious pack of giant Nintendogs were seen growling at him. "Oh dear" Olimar said quickly closing the door. "That's one place I wish not to visitate ever again."

"Well good thing that's not one of the hidden worlds you have to go in" Master Hand said opening another door. "This one is though!"

"Hi Phateta!" Said the boss stepping out of the door. "Why aren't you at work?"

"Why aren't you still in the hospital after Crazy uh... accidentley threw you out of that building?" Master Hand asked.

"Because I'm foreign!" The boss responded.

"Makes sense to me" Crazy said as everyone looked at this confused.

'Yeah uh that was suppose to be his catchprase if the show picked up but it didn't so... get out". Master hand pushed the boss into the door and crushed it.

"So are we suppose to just break all these doors when we see them or try to go in them?" Link asked.

"Uh go in them, like this one". Master Hand opened another door. "See, this one leads to a hidden world."

The Ice Climbers looked down it. "Looks like the closet" Popo stated.

"Well why don't you explore and find out?" Master Hand said pushing them into the door as the doors then disappeared. "And the only way to get back is to find the door you came out of."

"You just made that one disappear though" Ness stated.

"Nah, I just made it attach to they're wardrobe door so they should be fine."

"Uh should should-a be the key word-a?" Luigi asked.

"It is if it's should should... shouldity should should.. should heheheh should should should should" Crazy Hand stuttered as he then laughed. "Man I love that line."

"You know what I love?" Master Hand said as he snapped his fingers teleporting Crazy Hand away. "You leaving me alone for awhile."

"Gibble Gobbly!" Crazy Hand said as he teleported out.

"Well if you thought opening doors was challenging, wait until you find out the other ways of maxing out that clear percentage number" Master Hand said making a drumroll. "Like... clearing the stage!" The drumroll ended as the Smashers looked annoyed at him. "Uh okay maybe that one WAS obvious, but it is a big way of getting it up and after clearing a stage you can look at all the stickers and trophies you collected while stage completing."

"The only stickers the Falcon will collect are those that increase his libido" Captain Falcon said pointing at himself.

"Hey don't make me want to throw up again!" Master Hand said. "There are no stickers like that in there, but there are Orange Cubes!" Master Hand snappedh is fingers as a cube fell down. "This is an orange cube."

"Congraluations Master Hand, you just won the trophy for being the biggest obvious idiot in the entire world" Falco said handing him a trophy.

"Wow, I never won one of these before" Master Hand said looking around. "I'd like to thank the Academy and- Hey wait a minute!" He looked at the trophy. "I'm not accepting your sarcastic little jokes. I mean where'd you get this trophy from anyway?"

Falco sighed. "Yesterday some guy heard my accent and said it was the best New York voice he ever heard so... I got that for sounding retarded. And I thought you'd be the perfect person to pass that onto-"

"Yeah yeah, you're so nice" Master hand said bitterly teleporting it away. "Seriously though, these cubes contain quite valuable items and will not reappear once you grab them."

"Like gold-a?" Wario said picking up a cube.

"No, there's no gold in thar cube" Master Hand said.

Wario threw it at him. "Then it's a worthless."

"Hey, getting these ups your clear percentage!" Master Hand said grabbing it in mid air. And you're going to need to find those boxes and get they're treasrure-"

"Treasure-a?" Wario said with dollar signs in his eyes. "How come it took you this long-a to mention the treasure?"

Master Hand smiled and snapped his fingers. "Sorry about not mentioning it earlier and getting rid of you... I mean telling you about the treasure you can find through here". A door appeared as Wario quickly ran through it. "Normally I don't like people leaving but I'll make an exception in his case."

"What about the climbers?" Link asked.

"Eh, I'm sure there fine" Master Hand stated.

Thousands of miles away the Ice Climbers were seen falling down onto some snowy land as they looked around confused.

"Hey, where do you think we went anyway?" Nana asked.

"Who cares? There's snow around!" Popo said pointing around the 4 lane walkway the Ice Climbers were standing in the middle of.

"Alright snow!" Nana said as she lept down and made a Snow Angel. "Finally more of that good cold white stuff."

"Just like the time we found that other door that led to a snowy paradise" Popo said looking around. "Guess there'd be no point telling it since no one else is here."

"Hey back in my day I didn't get written off as no one, and kids had to walk 15 miles up and down the snow before playing in it" said a voice as a man walked out. It appeard to be Mr. Game and watch, except he had goat legs and a scarf around his neck.

"Uh, since when did you like dressing has a half furry Game and Watch?" Popo asked.

"Bah, you kids don't know anything" the Goat game and watch said. "I'm Mr. GamenTumlas and you're in the world of Smanrnia."

"Smanrnia?" The two said confused.

"Hey there wasn't any stereo back in my day you non liking mono brats!" Mr. GamenTumlas said as the two looked at him confused.

Back in the mansion Master Hand looked around. "I should also tell you that items different from the orange cubes also appear that affect your clear percentage."

"Such as?" Fox asked.

"Can't really get into that here, as well as the details of the other way to affect clearing percentage, getting character trophies" Master Hand stated. "These are mysterious and uh spoilierfic so you'll have to play through the story to find out more. What I can tell you about character trophies though is that err there's something important about them and if you got them all at the end there won't be any problems."

"Well there wouldn't be any problems now if you told us more about them" Ness stated.

"Look you guys must think I'm some sort of guy who likes runining the mystery for you. Well I only am for certain things and this is defintley not one of those." He then held up a picture of the stages. "Whenever you clear through a place in someway though, a flag or a crown will appear."

"The crown must stand for Bowser, King of all koopas!" Bowser roared.

"I reckon it really stands for me" King Dedede said.

"You men and you're foolish logic are both wrong as it stands for the royal princess of Hyrule" Zelda said.

"It could like stand for me" Peach said. "But like I'm sure either way it's like pretty cool."

"Well it is just general proof you cleared the stage" Master Hand pointed out. "Flags say you haven't gotten all the things listed above for that area, and crowns say you competley cleared through it so really unless you go through everything you won't get a crown."

"I will get a crown!" Bowser made a fsit. "And wear it, and be called King, just like in-"

"You're stupid-a script, we know" Mario said rolling his eyes.

"Well like in real life by the Goombas, but also yeah the movie, and soon the world!" Bowser said laughing to himself.

"Well as you try for your implausible dreams, remember that in order to complete total victory you're going to need to find all the doors and open all the orange cubes!" Falco raised his hand. "If this has ANYTHING to do with me stating the obvious again you're keeping that accent eveywhere you go" Master Hand warned as Falco lowered his hand. "Yeah that's what I thought."

"You know it is kind of mean to threathen someone with a voice they really do not like" Lucas stated.

"Well sometimes you may feel I am a little mean with these updates, or uh stage placements" Master Hand said showing a picture of Lucas walking down a road with an arrow pointing to the left and an orange box high on a pedestal to his right. "Such as this one."

"Or we may think you're mean for doing so much mind erasing stuff" Ness pointed out.

"Well either way you think of me being mean is just a way of me protecting/making the series more fun for you so trust me to know what I'm doing."

Fox smirked. "Kind of a big leap of faith don't you think?"

"Hey, I've got an accent too with your name on it if you don't shut up!" Master Hand said as Fox zipped his lip. "Yeah that's what I thought." Master Hand looked down at his list. "Okay you may of thought that last update was lame but I've got a great update for you now" he said ringing a bell a bit. "it's a secret character update-"

"Finally the lord of all evil will be announced!" Ganondorf yelled.

"No it's not you or any of you here actually" Master Hand stated. "It's one of the secret newcomers to the game."

"You mean Krystal?" Fox asked.

"No but it is something fur enthusists have been asking for quite awhile for." Master Hand twirled his fingers. "A brand new Sinnoh region Pokemon."

"Hmm, didn't think you'd do 5 Pokemon characters for this tournament' Pikachu stated.

Master Hand looked around and sighed. "I didn't" he admitted. "I might as well come clean and say that-"

"You're kicking me out" Mewtwo said crossing his arms.

"Hey, no mind reading!" Master Hand pointed at him.

"I didn't, but it's obvious that's what you were hinting at." Mewtwo held out his arm. "Pikachu's in, you announced the trainer, Jigglypuff found out she was in awhile ago with that tournament, and without Pichu already having been kicked out there's only one other Pokemon you could of unannounced and that would be me."

"Well... yeah."

Mewtwo pointed at him. "What I want to know is why? Was it because you altered my abilities so players would put me in the low tier catergory? The fact that you don't want to have 5 Pokemon playables but wanted another new character? Trying to hold a 35 person limit for this tournament for whatever reason or something else I'm not even properly guessing at?"

"Uh, probably one of those" The Hand then waved. "Well guess we'll be seeing you around Mewtwo-"

"Before you try kicking me out I would like a solid reason for having not been put in Brawl" the psychic Pokemon noted floating closer to Master Hand. "Because I can easily argue all of your so called "points" and turn them against you."

"Alright, fine". Master Hand said narrowing his eyes. "We'll settle this Phonenix Wight style."

Mewtwo sighed. "I don't think you've ever played that series-

"OBJECTION!" Master hand yelled holding up an "Objection" card. "I've also got "HOLD IT!" too. You know just for back up". He then threw away the cards. "Though I guess I would like to hear your arguments."

"Well first off, your placement of me in the low tier catergory could easily be rectified if you bothered balancing my moveset" Mewtwo stated. "If instead of making me more light and floaty and made me heavier and slower like the other villians but with more power and force behind my moves I could easily be more useable."

"Well wouldn't that take work to try and balance you?" Master Hand stated.

"Yes but since you needed to balance out anyway for the tournament and shift around even the veterans powers this would be something you would of had to do anyway" Mewtwo pointed out. "Even as a lower tier character as someone who wasn't a clone I offered a different playstyle that will be missed unlike the others so far replaced."

"Well you think so but let's just say the new guy does a good job filling in for you."

"Well no offense to the new guy but replacing my character with someone else not only upsets me but also the fans, even if it's just the ones who don't want me to be unjustly replaced.

"Well hey there's justice in it. My justice and my justice says if you're low tier enough, you need to go.

"That brings up another point actually. Even being in a low tier catergory does not automiatcally mean I shouldn't come back. Bowser was equally as lowly used and hard to master as I was and he came back."

"Yeah well you know... main villian clause."

"Though technically not evil I am classified as the main Pokemon series villian as offically noted in Event 51. Is the person you're replacing me with a villian?"

"... No."

"Then you are short a Pokemon villian."

"Well I still got Rayquaza".

"Bosses are different. Obviously Bowser is still in the tournaemtn yet Petey Pirhana is also in as a boss and he too is a Mario villian."

"Well yeah but you know Mario is the uh... main series of the tournament-"

"That does not mean it gets completle speical treatment above everything. Afterall there has to be a level of fairness in balancing out what amount of characters there are in, and how many represent which franchise."

"Well thinking about it, you already got the maximum representation". Master hand counted his fingers. "Technically you have seven Pokemon fighters without you so putting eight in wouldn't make it fair."

"As you yourself have stated, the trainer and his Pokemon count only as one placement". Mewtwo held up one finger. "So that's one, and with Pikachu, Jigglypuff and the newcomer that's four."

"Well four is the limit. I mean no other series has more then four."

"What about the Mario series? They have six regular fighters."

"No, just four. Mario, Luigi, Peach and Bowser."

"As well as Yoshi and Wario."

"Hey, I'm my own series!" Yoshi commented.

Mewtwo looked over at him. "No offense but you are a spinoff series. To claim you specifically as your own you might as well say that Diamond and Pearl is a spinoff series from the original Pokemon since they stare in a new only semi-related adventure."

Yoshi pointed at him. "Hey they're not related at all!"

"I'm not discussing quality or even gameplay, but just placement in the same universe. And no offense but like how no one associates me without thinking of Pikachu, no ones's just going to associate you or Wario without thinking of Mario". Mewtwo pointed at Master hand. "So that's six fighters for the Mario series for Brawl. I could technically count Donkey Kong and Diddy as well but the Donkey Kong series ine is different and also due to the dual launch of both Donkey Kong and Mario from the orgiinal Donkey Kong arcarde game it can be argued though coming from the same place they can both claim the same starting point which is something the other spin off titles cannot".

Master Hand twirled his glove. "Well like I said, main series gets obviously the best treatment".

"Yeah that's why I'm a paid the most-a" Mario pointed out as everyone starred at him. "Hey you all a know it's a true-a!"

"Yeah but we don't obviously like it" Fox stated.

"Paid most or not though there's no reason to let go of a fully original character to be replaced by someone else, even if they are a semi clone of them" Mewtwo stated. "Afterall that's what happened with Marth and Ike and Ness and Lucas."

"Well that's because they only have themselves representing they're franchise while you have others" the hand stated.

"Well that's only because you said Earthbound was too obscure for a bunch more people" Ness pointed out. "Pokemon though is a franchise everyone knows and it really is unfair to get rid of someone originally just to replace someone when you could still keep them without too much a hassle."

"Well I would but uh... you know that 35 character limit."

Mewtwo narrowed his eyes. "Correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard in interviwes and statements to the press that the character amount for Brawl would be "more people then you could imagine" correct?"

"Well I did say that a couple of times-"

"And coonsidering the fact 35 is only 10 more then the 25 in Melee, and people were imaginging between 40 and 50 characters, you obviously lied about the character limit since I know you saw how many people wanted this person and that person and you disappointed them."

"Pffft, only a... few people are disappointed in my choices on which Smasher gets in" Master Hand stated.

"Oh so if I were to poll around the people who were disappointed in the character choices and the amount you'd say that there would be only a few who would disagree with it?"

"... Well probably several thousand... million... ten million, but look I'm happy with the amount of people in Brawl okay?" The hand looked at him. "Look I'm sorry you had to be cut but it just... had to happen you know?"

"Well I'm just saying you haven't gotten a solid reason. I ruled out your low tier reasoning, your limited character per franchise response and even pointed out how ridicolous your 35 limitation is. I mean is there an actual reason you kicked me out, after how many times I tried to help you?"

"Help me?"! Master Hand said confused. "When have you ever tried helping me?"

"What about pointing out you shouldn't try stressing out your lie about delaying the tournament, or by not spoiling the information I knew from reading your mind, or even finding healing items for you when you needed them?"

"Uh... well you only got those things for being a psychy evade mc lottie!" Master Hand pointed at him. "In truth it always really did bother me how you always evaded everything and dodged everyone's attack and never got punished and fooled me all those times so you know that's what you get."

"So, you're saying the reason I'm out is becaue of you being immature and jealous of me seeing through your tricks and doing someting about them?" Mewtwo asked.

"Well... if you want to phrase it like that-"

"That's exactly the way it needs to be phrased". Mewtwo sighed. "I thought you were better then that, but I suppose not."

"Yeah well what are you going to do about it?" The hand asked. "Have an emotional farweell with all your friends before they get teleported to Brawl?"

"I don't remember any process of teleporting to Brawl. Furthermore I am not the type of person who does emotional goodbyes."

"Oh, so maybe you'll just try fighting everyone to prove you should be in."

"Since obviously my strength was not a reason for your desire to keep me or not trying to prove superiority wouldn't really solve anything. Besides there is no need to make the others suffer for your own mistakes."

"Well what you gonna try joining some shadowy orginization to try and kill me?"

"There's one of those around?" Zero Suit Samus asked as Master hand looked at her. "You know, just uh.. asking."

"Well I don't know but I'd guess with how much JERKS there are" Master Hand stressed.

"Replacing someone because you just dislike they're actions is much more of a jerk thing then anything we've done" Mewtwo stated. "And though you probably do need some retribution for your actions, joining an evil orginzation or even plotting one isn't the answer. At least in my eyes". Mewtwo crossed hsi arms. "I will be in the tournament one way or another, and if not in yours then I'll just have to go over your non existant head to get in."

"Yeah, I'd like to see you do that!" Master hand ointed at him. "There's no way of avoiding not being in the game Mewtwo. Not even you can change that."

"We'll see" Mewtwo was shown glowing. "In the meantime though I should pay you back."

"For cutting you out?"

"And for all the other stuff you've done to the Smashers still in this tournament over the years". Mewtwo held out his hand as Master hand was shown flying higher in the air. "You forget that since I am no longer restricted by the tournament I have full access to my powers that were restricted to be below your level." Master hand started glowing with purple psychic energy as he floated higher in the air. "Now though I have no such restrictions, so I can do this." He then started smashing Master Hand all around the room as the Smashers started to cheer at this.

"Ow, someone please help me!" Master Hand cried as he was being crashed around. Mewtwo then let him fall to the ground. "Okay, now you're going to-" Mewtwo then blasted him with a giant Shadow Ball as a charred Master Hand fell to the other side of the area. "Okay, that hurt."

"As will this" Mewtwo said as he shot a bolt of psyhic eye energy as Master hand screamed in pain again.

Crazy Hand Teleported in. "Hey is time to play not leaving alone for awhile?"

"Actually it's time to play why are you hitting that guy with Master Hand" Mewtwo stated.

"Oh man, I love that one!" Crazy Hand said going over to Master Hand and smacking him again and again. "Why am I hitting that guy? Why am I hitting that guy?"

Mewtwo floated over to the others as Crazy beat Master hand. "Well guess I better head out then."

"Oh, don't you want to stay and a torture him more-a?" Mario asked.

"Nah, I'm sure whatever I do will be nothing compared to what the fans do when seeing the full roster of characters" Mewtwo stated. "And for those of you wondering, he's not cutting any more of you so the rest of you are in the tournament."

"Thank god" Ganondorf said looking around. "I mean thank me... god of all... blackness."

"Oh shut up Ganonsurprsinglyreligous" Young Link said looking over at Mewtwo. "How'd you find out we were all on now?"

"Oh with my powers back I can now hack into and read his mind again" Mewtwo stated. "So I found out all about the roser and your move list."

"So does that mean you know who else is in the tournament-a?" Luigi asked.

Mewtwo nodded. "Yeah and I must say the choices are disappointing. There are only two other newcomers and believe me they aren't anyone any of you are interested in."

"Well who would they be anyway?" Falco asked.

Mewtwo looked to see Master hand knocking Crazy away and gathering a rater large ball of energy. "I'd say but I'm not going to tempt fate more I have already. Also I don't want to see you have to be annoyed by the choices."

"Yeah, espically since this may be the last time we get to see you" Lucas said sadly.

"Ah, I'll be back in some form. Until then, later everyone". Mewtwo said as he teleported out before being blasted by Master Hand.

"Darn, he escaped. But if he tries coming back I'll finally get him!" Master hand said screeching an evil laugh.

"Uh, maybe you you should trying taking some of your brother's pills" Pikachu said. "Or you know just accepting the fact you got what was coming to you for taking Mewtwo out."

"Hey his constant ducking was really ticking me off- uh I mean it needed to happen". Master Hand had a Heart fall on him as his health restored. "I'm sure the newest Poke newcomer won't tick me off as much."

"Well who is it anyway?" Jigglypuff asked. "Hopefully not someone who will take away from my spotlight"

"Well like I said it's a Sinnoh Land pokemon. Someone people have been begging/expecting me to put in due to his popularity."

"Bidoof?" The Trainer asked.

Ivysaur narrowed his eyes. "Everyone hates that beaver you idiot!"

"But they're good for getting shovels off of Steelix's head, that one time" the trainer said as his Pokemon looked annoyed at him. "Or maybe it's Darkrai because he's quite a legend."

"Closer since it is a movie Pokemon people thought was legendary" Master Hand pointed out.

"Uh, I'm guessing Lucario then" Pikachu said. "Since I guess you replace whoever starred in a movie with Mew to the other guy who starred in a movie with Mew, which I guess means whenever Smash 4 comes out movie 15 will have the third Mew movie star in it."

"Yeah well until then here's your latest Smasher" Master hand said as a light shone down as the Smashers looked it. "The Pokemon with the power of Aura who hopefully won't be a jerky super dodger... Lucario." The light disappeared as a medium sized blue wolf Pokemon with white spikes around his wrists and black feet and hands.as he walked to the other Smashers.

"So uh what's up Lucario?" Pikachu asked.

"Nothing much, just like in bed last night!" Lucario yelled out.

Pikachu looked confused at me. "Was that suppose to be a joke or something?"

"Oh wait hold on" Lucario then took out a sheet of paper and looked at it. "I meant to say you're worse then 4Kids and DIC combined and have flash n the pan popularity that you're lucky has lasted this long." Pikachu just looked at him confused. "Darn, he's not fighting back. Better go find someone else" Lucario thought as he walked over to Ganondorf looking down at his list. "You're more of a lord of all lameness then a lord of all evil."

"How dare you speak to the darkness ruler like that you stupid wolf!" Ganondorf said as he smacked Lucario in the face as the blue Pokemon hit the floor.

Lucario got up. "Yeah and you get beaten by children so easily you make Bowser look actually competent"

"Oh I know you didn't just call the Koop King stupid!" Bowser said glaring angrily at him.

"Yeah you're stupid and ugly and have a turtle butt and will never beat Mario and-" Bowser then grabed Lucario as did the Bowser bomb and smashed Lucario into the pavement as Lucario fell to the ground.

"Uh, what is he doing?" Pikachu asked as Lucario got up again.

"Well he's proving he's going to be more then a dodging Darla" Master Hand commented.

Lucario then walked over to Dedede looking at his list. "You'll never get Kirby you idiotic penguin and the only people who want you in the game are morons who somehow tolerate your pathetic southern accent."

"Oh now I reckon you're just asking for a hammering" Dedede said taking out his hammer and smashing him several times in the face, knocking him over to Falco.

"Speaking of bad accents" Lucario said getting up. "You're brooklyn accent makes people cry but it's at least a lot more tolerable then you're actual voice."

Falco kicked him in the face. "Yeah, why don't you try saying that again you ass?" The bird inquired.

"Stupid voice, stupid voice! You're voice is stupid without it's accent!" Lucario was then kicked in the face several times before falling by Zelda as he looked at her and then down at his list. "Females are dumb and inferior and have no right and uh men are the dominant gender on the planet you lesbonic princess".

Zelda was shown glowing a dark mix of Hyrule energy. "Why you foul unclean little pokemon man!" She said shooting him with a load of hyrulian magic.

"This barley hurts, but I'm sure it's more painful then anything your naked girlfriend could dish out" Lucario said before being knocked into Zero Suit Samus, who smacked him several times with her whip and kicked him away as Lucario fell over by Jigglypuff. "You're singing sucks worse then anything by Alicia Keys" the newcomer Pokemon said as Jigglypuff was shown pummeling him with a series of pounds.

"Okay that's enough ganging up on the new guy" Master Hand said.

Jigglypuff threw him away. "That's what he gets for comparing me to her horrifying terrible voice."

"Hey just because you were insulted dosen't mean you get to blast on him all you want" the hand said.

Lucario fell right next to him. "You're just saying that because you're a moronic idiotic updater who will make a tournament people will hate so bad it actually drives them to the PS3" Lucario said looking at his list.

Master Hand then pounded him to the ground a few times. "On the other hand, some insults should be punished". He then looked down at Lucario. "What's with you anyway though? You're the aura pokemon that for some reason has an air of lonliness to them, not an air of jerkiness."

Lucario looked down at his list. "It must of rubbed off on me, just like Ike was rubbing off on guys in Greil Mercandies bathhouses."

"Hey we don't even have bathhouses!" Ike cdommented. "Also there's suppose to be no gay bashing jokes like that."

"Just because you and you boyfriend Marth whined like nancy boys dosen't mean I can't tell it like it is" Lucario said as Ike and Marth went over and started slashing Lucario a few times.

"I don't get it. Why is Lucario just insulting people and taking they're beatings?" Pikachu asked.

Master Hand shrugged. "Got me. He's suppose to be using his inner aura to increase his power in proportion to the danger he's in."

"Just like in The Batman!" Crazy Hand randomly yelled out.

"... No, it means his own distinct feature, his Aura abilities, simply allows him to strengthen his attacks depending on how much damge he's taken in this tournament."

"Oh, so he's just been insulting people just so they'd injure him and he'd get stronger" Pikachu said.

Lucario nodded as he got up, looking wounded all over. "Yes. I'm sorry for my insults but since my Aura does not allow me to harm myself I had to enrage your tempers to get you to attack me so my aura could increase it's power. I hope you understand."

"Well so long as you don't say anything about my sexual orientation again I suppose it's okay" Marth stated.

"Nancy boy" Lucario said as Marth attacked with his sword. Lucario just grabbed it and kicked Marth hard as he sailed across the room. "Before that wouldn't of even hurt him but now it can knock him across the room. That is the true power of aura."

"Yeah but it's still not a very nice thing to do" Lucas said. "Insulting others just to increase your own power."

"I know, but it is something that must be done" Lucario stated. "Besides I pay for it with the injuries I suffer" Lucario pointed at his body. "Unlike the rest of you I do not see the need to heal or mend myself after every scuffle so my aura level will not have to deplete."

"Uh, isn't it dangerous to walk around without healing yourself?" Link asked.

Lucario looked at his list. "Isn't it dangerous to let your princess whore herself to other girls without doing anything to try and stop it you hero of lame?"

"I know you're just trying to get to me, but it's working!" Link said as he shot arrows at Lucario as his damage went up.

"Pretty sure that's not the way you want to keep the fight since that style's more high risk then it is high reward" Master Hand stated.

"Yeah well" Lucario looked down at his list. "You're just saying that since I'm the best newcomer you're going to announce espically when they hear about-"

Master Hand then smashed him in with his fist. "Yeah you don't spoil unless you want the pain."

"Oh I want the pain alright" Lucario said getting up as he was shown glowing. "My aura demands the pain."

"Uh, you do know that is a bad thing right?" Pikachu said. "You know, getting addicted to being injured?"

"If it is what the aura demands it is what it is needed" Lucario then looked over at Pit taking out his list. "It's sort of like being in demand of Pauletna except my whore's not some hussy wimpy goddess who is not worth praying too."

"I do know of your desires to see yourself injured through our actions and feeding into that will increase your own strength" Pit said as he shot him with an arrow. "Still though such slander must be punished even if it is with actions that you are looking for in some fashion."

"Well if you would stop being addicted to your own beatings for a second Luc, let me tell them how to unlock you" Master Hand said taking out a list. "Let's see, either playing 100 brawls, joining they're party in the story mode, or beating Target Test mode on all difficulty levels either with one or two players."

"That mode is as stupid as all the other ones you have made for this sham of a tournament" Lucario stated.

Master Hand looked ready to hit him and then sighed. "No, I will not give into your insults just to increase your own power. Rather I will do this." He snapped his fingers as a heart fell on Lucario.

"No, what are you doing!" Lucario cried out as he healed while his aura energy depleted.

"Healing you. Maybe now you won't try getting others to hurt you to try and increase your attack power."

"Uh..." looks down at his list and looks over at Donkey Kong. "I stole a bunch of your bananas you stupid ape!"

"Ooh, you dead!" Donkey Kong said Jumping on Lucario as he started wailing on him.

"On second thought, maybe you didn't learn anything" Master Hand said as Lucario continued to get pummeled. "While that happens guess I should show some of those pictures I took of you when you aren't mouthing off." He then showed a picture of him blasting Shiek in Luigi's Mansion.

"That's what you get for being transgendered" Lucario said looking through his list as Donkey Kong threw him into a wall.

"Yeah nice try but unlike my counterpart I'm not so easily insulted" Shiek said crossing her arms. "Espically when I know you're just trying to get to me."

"My aura warned me there were a lot of people here I could not easily insult" Lucario said looking around. "Better find someone I can". He then looked over at Charizard. "I'm a much better Pokemon representive then you are because you're owned by a stupid trainer."

"How dare you reminde me of that!" Charizard said as he then shot a flamethrower at Lucario.

Master Hand then held up a picture of Lucario holding out his hand at Skyworld. "Normally this gesture would be used to try and stop someone from attacking you, which seems to be really OOC for Lucario now taht I think about it".

"Just like it would be out of character for Sonic actually do something fast" Lucario said looking at his list.

"Hey I'm no mondo slow-mo!" Sonic yelled out.

"Yeah you are. In fact you're so slow you couldn't even beat Bowser in a 10 foot dash."

"I way past proved that wrong, besides that one lameo time during the olympics, so you're taking a mondo beating for that one" Sonic said as he then used his spindash to hammer Lucario into the wall.

"Uh if Lucario wasn't such a pain fetish he could probably do this to escape" Master Hand said holding up a picture of Lucario charging an Aura Sphere on Lylat Cruise. "Or maybe even this" Master Hand said holding a picture of Lucario knocking Samus away with his glowing hands on Distant Planet.

"Hey it's not a pain fetish that stops me from doing that, but my aura needing to be fed" Lucario pointed out. "And it hungers for more so" looks over at Young Link. "You're attempts at trying to a little prankster cover up the fact you're sore about not being in the tournament and ending up like everyone else out of Brawl-"

"Yeah nice try but I already know I'm in" Young Link pointed out. "The guy you're replacing mentioned it, and really the more I see of you, the more I'm thinking that was a pretty big mistake."

"Hey I'm better then Mewtwo" Lucario commented. "Maybe not in power or in psychic strength, but when it comes to new aura strength I'm the mon for the job."

"The mon?" Squirtle asked. "You mean like in digi?"

"Hey, I'm liked by more then Digimon fans and furries okay?" Lucario crossed his arms. "It's just that my aura needs to reach out and grab them more so I must continued to be injured."

"Uh, wait to do that until after I explain your attacks" Master Hand said looking at his notes. "As you may know as a fighting/steel type you have a strong yet graceful self style of martial arts."

"I call them Aura Arts" Lucario said holding out his hand. "And they're better then your puny martial arts form, so if you feel like beating on me to prove me wrong-"

"Seriously stop it with that". Master Hand pointed at him. "Why don't you instead be the one to showcase this style and why it's reach exceeds further then your limbs?"

"Well I guess" he pointed over at Bowser. "I'll easily crush the turtle without even trying."

"I'll be the one not trying, as in not trying to pummel you though I will be doing that!" Bowser yelled as he started punching Lucario hard in the face.

"Hey, fight back already before I get another heart in here!" Master Hand yelled as Lucario quickly kneed Bowser away from him. "Jeez, never thought I'd need to threathen someone with a healing item to get them to fight someone. That's like pretty backwards really" he thought.

"Oh you are so going to get it now!" Bowser yelled as he charged at Lucario. Meters away from the aura master though, Bowser was knocked back by a blast of blue energy as he fell to the ground. "Hey no fair using that psychic crap!"

"That's the power of Aura" Lucario stated. "Even from distances my hits still connect as the aura wills it so."

"Well tell that Aura to shut up for a second because I still got some other things to mention" the hand said looking further down the notes. "Which actually turns out to be about that distincive aura abilities you emulate from your hands."

"My aura knew you couldn't resist talking about it" Lucario said as blue energy was glowing from his hands.

"And as I'm sure you all know Lucario gets more power the more he is damaged". Master Hand pointed at Lucario. "Seeing as though you're damaged enough though don't try egging anyone on and just letting them pummel you okay?"

Lucario sighed. "Fine, but only because I've accumalted a high enough damage so my aura should be a high feared enough level already."

"Good then, so show off that ethernal field you have surrounding them on someone" Lucario then charged an energy bolt at Master Hand who just deflected it back at him. "Not at me though!" Lucario smiled as he absorbed the damage. "Oh I see what you did. And no more just shooting at me so I reflect it back at you okay?"

"How many rules are you going to try and put on my aura to damper it?"

"As many as needed". Master Hand looked at his list. "Let's see, now I wanted you to show off that Aura sphere move of yours."

"Oh you mean this" Lucario said gathering energy.

"Hey, isn't that a just like Mewtwo's a shadow ball?" Luigi asked.

"No it's different becuase it's powered by my aura!" Lucario said as the energy grew larger.

"Well because you're holding it the same and it's a similar-a color and the noise giving off is just like Shadow Ball-"

"Feel the power of Aura!" Lucario said as he shot the Aura Sphere at Luigi who was knocked hard into the wall by it.

Mario grunted as he tossed Luigi a maximum tomato. "Hey no need to take it out on my brother just because you're a ripoff-a."

"I told you it's different!" Lucario called out gathering more energy. "And I'll prove it on you!" He said holding a huge level of aura energy.

"Check this out" Master Hand said dropping a heart on Lucario as his aura sphere drastically shrunk down. "See? Even the size of the Aura Sphere gives off an indication of Lucario's own aura. And when not damaged, it's drastically smaller, weaker and slower then before."

"Hey stop healing me!" Lucario said as he threw the small aura blast as it slowly hit the wall, causing a small explosion. "See what you did? Now my aura's too week to be effective."

"So you mean it's not very effective?" The Trainer asked.

Lucario looked down at his list. "You were kissed by a guy because you get easily tricked into dressing up as a girl."

"Oh like those few times!" The trainer pointed over at his Pokemon. "Go get him guys and defend my honor or at the very least bring him here so we can bond like in the Mystery of Mew."

"Uh, why don't you try and get him for once?" Ivysaur asked.

"Alright I will. Go trainer!" The trainer looked around and then started running at Lucario, weekly punching him in the face.

"Oh come on, you can do better then that you girly wimp!" Lucario called out as the trainer started pummeling on him harder.

"You just made fun of the superior gender again!" Zelda said as she was shown gathering energy.

"Yeah I did actually" Lucario looked at her. "Girls drool and guys rule and you should be bowing before us you stupid womanly princess". Zelda then shot a huge din's fire at Lucario, who quickly pushed the trainer out of the way as he was hit by the explosion.

"Hey, Lucario saved me" the trainer noted. "Maybe he's not such a bad guy afterall."

"Well I'm not going to let you take any of my damage" Lucario said looking pretty charred. "But yeah my aura dicates only I may take the punishments dished out for my actions. It's part of my warriors code."

"Oh where in that code does it say you can go and disobey the stuff I told you to do?" Master Hand asked.

"Well I'm only getting back the damage you took away" Lucario noted. "Now that my aura has been redamaged it's ready to showcase more of those specials."

"Well I guess you should show off the side special Force Palm now" Master Hand noted. "It's a useful move that uses aura to hit enemies from a distance, and changes into a powerful close ranged palm slap when near someone."

Ness smiled. "Oh so you do have moves Mewtwo dosen't. Who'd have figured?" Lucario then shot his force palm at Ness who just absorbed the damage. "Nice try but unlike you I actually like getting healed."

"Having techniques that restores your energy? This confuses my aura" Lucario said as he then ran at Ness and used his Force Palm close up to knock him away. "Dosen't work though on close range attacks does it?"

"No but this does!" Ness said taking out his baseball as Lucario stood in front of him, ready to take the hit. "On second thought, never mind."

Lucario then jumped back and hit him with a long range force palm. "That's what you get for not feeding my aura!" The new pokemon warned.

"And that's it a distance combared to the close combat from before" Master Hand stated. "Guess that means you're ready to showcase your down special now, double team."

"Yeah cause we really want another one of the aura freaks in here" Marth muttered.

"Not that kind of double team" Master Hand looked at him. "It's more like your counter actually. If Lucario times double team at the moment of impact, he'll launch a counter."

"So he's also ripping off me as well as Mewtwo then" Marth stated rolling his eyes. "That's good to know."

"Hey my aura is different then yours Nancy boy" Lucario stated. "Why don't you go and try it out?"

"Uh, who would be stupid enough to hit someone whose just going to counter it?" Marth asked.

"Gobbility gibbilty!" Crazy Hand said breaking through a wall. "This looks like a job for me."

"It sure does" Master hand pointed at Lucario. "Go and try and attack him."

"Well I'd rather play why am I hitting you again, but okay!" Crazy Hand then poked Lucario, who activated his double team as an image of him split into two Lucarios as he then launched an up sweeping kick.

"See Lucario's counter is dfiferent as it gives the illusion of him in two before hitting the opponent" Master Hand poitned out. "And like everything else, it recieves a boost with the Aura ability to be a jerk and try and insult everyone."

"Not everyone" Lucario pointed out. "I mean there are some people here who are too smart or too stupid to try and insult."

"I bet like I'm one of those total like smarites to insult" Peach stated.

"Not according to this list" Lucario said holding up a piece of paper. "It says here you're too stupidly nice to really insult and get smacked back."

"Aw, that's the like nicest meanest thing a piece of paper ever called me" Peach said going over and hugging Lucario.

The Aura Pokemon knocked her away. "Hey I don't trust humans like that."

"Didn't you learn to get over that phobia in the 8th movie?" Pikachu asked.

"That was just acting, which included speaking in a stupid Dan Green voice" Lucario noted.

"Yeah whoever has that voice is way past stupid" Sonic noted before getting hit by another spear.

"It beats sounding like Urkel you jerk!" Knuckles voice could be heard yelling.

"Hey stop interupting the counter" Master Hand whined. "Lucario's suppose to be noting how when you flash someone one of those "I'm wide open poses" and then counter they're strike it feels ridicolously good."

"Kind of, though my aura does actually like the pummelings without countering more" Lucario admitted.

"Well I didn't know you'd be such a pain fetish" Master Hand said as he held out a Smash Ball. "Try not to get yourself injured though when showing off yoru Final Smash, the Aura Storm."

"Not even a storm would showcase my true aura powers, but I suppose it will have to do" Lucario said grabbing the ball. He started glowing as he jumped through the roof of the room.

"Great, now you made the other (swear)in Pokemon leave" Snake commented.

"Hey, remember sometimes you have to leap up to showcase you're final attacks" Pikachu pointed out. "I mean that's what you did when shooting those grenades right?"

"Well I just hope he dosen't have to hang with that (swear) Samuel Jackson then" Snake pointed out as energy could be shown gathering outside.

"No, for Aura Storm Lucario just jumps up and unleases a powerful Aura Beam" Master hand explained. "To use it effecitlvey though he's going to have to tilt the heading of the beam with his hands I guess of who he wants to blast before unleasing the beam."

"Hmmm, wonder who he's going to unleash it on?" Pikachu asked.

"Hey old man!" Lucario was heard crying out. "Everything back in your day sucked because you were old and didn't know any better because anything made after the time with 10 words is much better then you."

"Why that young whippersnapper!" Game and Watch yelled. "Back in my day I'd give him such a thrashing."

"Too bad you have no way of doing that now unless you got out that bucket" Lucario called out.

"Good idea young so and so" Mr. Game and Watch was shown trying to dig through his "pockets" for his bucket. "Let me see where I left that whatsit" he was shown dropping a lot of things to the floor (mostly random black pixels) as the smashers looked at this poored.

"Oh screw it. AURA STORM!" Lucario called out as he shot a powerful beam at Mr. Game and watch who fried on the spot as that spot in the room exploded. The old man smashed hard into the wall as Lucario jumped down, looking over at him. "You were suppose to try and catch that and throw it back at me. That is what my aura has stated."

"Oh you're aura can't talk" Master Hand noted. "Similarly to how you can't talk in the tournament and are just using some sort of telephaty instead of actual speech."

"Well my aura thought it'd be better to use mental thinking then going around saying Lucario Lucario eveywhere" Lucario pointed out.

"Yeah that is rather annoying. Glad we don't have to do it here" Pikachu stated.

Master Hand looked over at him. "Well you still will in the game version."

Pikachu smirked. "Well it's still better then some people's accents-"

"Say one more word about that and I'll blast you to pieces" Falco warned.

Lucario held out his hand. "You're accent is stupid and dumb and-"

"Not you! Someone who dosen't want to be blasted to shreds."

"No one's blasting anyone to shreds. At least until I finish with this last update" Master Hand looked at his list. "To go with a new pokemon, we've got a new Pokemon Stage for you all to enjoy" Master Hand snapped his fingers as the Smashers were shown teleporting away to a set of crumbled buildings above an underground cavern area as the smashers looked around. "Presenting Spear Pillar!"

"Sounds like a good place to sacrifice that Britney (swear) whore" Snake commented.

"Hey don't bring that trash to this place" Pikachu pointed out. "This is Mt. Coronet, aka the Spear Pillar, the place where you could catch Dialga and Palkia in Sinnoh."

"My aura remembers standing here cool while they charged at each other in the show intro" Lucario commented.

"That aura is with me" Master Hand stated.

"Impossible!" Lucario commented out. "There is no force in the universe that could sperate me and my aura-"

"No I meant the aura is with me is the 25th event you need to unlock to play on this stage in the tournament" Master Hand looked over at Lucario. "Probably should of finished that thought first."

"Well my aura forgives you... this time around."

"Uh, thanks aura" Master Hand said dryly before looking around. "And yeah this is the holy above ground and cave like below structure you capture the two legendaries, though here you only can expect cameo appearences from them that don't involve capturing."

"Oh man, but I needed them and about 400 others to complete the Pokedex" the trainer said dejectdley.

"Well Poke that later. For now though keep that catch em all in check since they're coming out." A four legged purple and blue crystal Pokemon appeared in front of the Smashers. "Appearing stage middle is Dialga the temporal Pokemon."

"Presently you should specific mention that the point in time in which I am appearing is presently one in which I cannot only be captured but at this point only cause a specific amount of functions to happen you will probably tell them at a point later to this one" stated Dialaga as everyone looked at it confused.

"Uh... what did you say I do?" Master Hand.

Dialaga sighed. "Currently since I am in a place where I do need to at a point in which not communicate my thoughts only in a series of mysterious howls am allowed to speak which means you are currently hearing me speak the ancient lanuage of Timeology, which presently is similar to english but the difference being that it is chronocially correct which each statement I am currently making". Dailaga starred at the others. "It is the lanuage you must speak at any point you wish to enter the alternate world in which I at most points inhabit which you may only go to if you currently possess the red chain."

"Oh dear but the only red I am possessing is of my Pikmin friend type" Olimar said.

"Since you have stated at that point that you are possessing but not possess you are being Timeolgy incorrect and at this point should be punished" Dailaga said shooting a Dragonbreath at Olimar as he was knocked across the stage.

"Uh is it suppose just blast you like that for not speaking some stupid language alteration" Fox asked.

"The statement you have at that point meant referring to Timeology being stupid is something you must at this point be punished for" Daliaga then shot a Dragonbreath at Fox who used reflect to knock it back and make Dailaga fall to the ground.

"You should of talked with Rayquaza on how you legendaries can't just try and fire on me like that" Fox said smirking.

"I shall presently make note of that" Dailaga said getting up and looking over at Master Hand. "So the fact that I am currently on the stage at this exact point means I am to initate at this point one of the stage changing functions you had told me about at a previous point?"

"Uh... not yet... currently" Master Hand said looking around. "We have to wait for the Spatial Pokemon to get here."

"Ew is he like the guy who spits on everything?" Peach asked.

"I do not spit, but I am everything" said a white giant dragon Pokemon who landed on the stage looking around at everyone. "I am Palkia, and I am everything. I am the ground, I am the trees, I am you, and you are me."

"But I thought I was like me" Peach said confused.

Palkia shook his head. "No for you see as the master of space I am the creator who is also my father Arecus who is me as I am everything that has been and will be created."

"You should not say at this poitn you have creating everything which currently exisits since that at some point may be incorrect" Dailaga stated. "And further more at no poitn that I have any knowledge of you have created me and you have previously stated you have created everything."

"I have and will create everything and you are a creation of me that I have created" Palkia stated. "To call yourself something that does not come from me is something that I, the universe find to be inaccurate and I, the world and dimensional space will have to destroy you, aka myself for."

"You cannot presently destroy me at any point but at a timeframe that is not the one I am speaking right now you will be destroyed" Dailaga said gathering a Flash Cannon Blast as Palka gathered one as well as they shot at each other, causing a massive explosion as they were seen fighting with each other in the sky.

"Well that's what they always seem to do, which for some reason includes two movies" Pikachu commented. "Though is that what they're going to be doing here?"

"No' Master Hand stated looking behind them. "See the tint?"

"What tint?" Yoshi asked.

"Back there" Master Hand pointed further in the background. "See when you enter Spear Pillar you'll notice either a slight blueish or slight purpliesh tint. This coloring indicates whether it will be a Diamond or a Pearl version of the stage you're playing, and will randomly change when you enter it."

"You cannot say at this point if the change will be random when at this point it could be different!" Dailaga commented headbutting Palka

"No, he cannot say because I am change and the universe and the stage and I am not random like that" Palka said, clawing Dailaga.

"Hey you two stop that right now and right place!" He pointed at them. "I'm going to show the effects of what happens when one of you is on stage so Dailga, you presently take a break and Palka, park your everything right here" Master Hand pointed in the pillars in the background

"I am right there" Palka said going to the pillars as Dailaga flew away.

Master Hand pointed to the tinting blue in the back. "Okay since Palka's here we have a blue tint so that means it's a Pearl stage."

"I am a Pearl as well as Diamond and everything else" Palka stated.

Pikachu smirked. "Well when you were Diamond you seemed to sell a lot more."

"But since I am everything that does not matter to me, though when I was Pearl I was obviously too sophisticated for people to buy more of" Palka commented as the stage started to shake.

"Okay, who turned on the shaking?" Jigglypuff asked.

"Oh that's one of Palka's affects while on stage" Master hand commented. "The floor crumbles away and you fall into the cave area".

"The Lord of all evil is not being caved in again!" Ganondorf yelled as he jumped away from one of the falling pieces of debree.

"Reckon you don't know what you're missing" Dedede said being one of the few (including Link, Captain Falcon and Ike) to fall into the Cavern area. "This is I reckon nicer then that holy ground that ain't worshiping me."

"Yeah the Falcon does like exploring caves, even if they aren't attached to lady parts" Captain Falcon commented.

"Seriously do you have to phrase it so disgustingly?" Ike asked.

"It's not disgusting when you're doing the deed" Falcon stated. "Whic reminds me of one time-"

"Uh pretty sure you have more impotant things to worry about then that" Master Hand commented.

"Like what-" Link was about to say before the four in the cave were hit by a beam that tore right through it.

"Like the beam the rips right through the cave. Uh should of probably warned that to you guys more".

"Ow, reckon that would of been nice" Dedede said smoking some on the floor. "And I plum figure that Palka's going to be crushed more then a puffball in a hammer factory for this."

"If you were me, which you are since I am everything, you would of known about the beam" Palka stated. "Still though I feel your pain, since it is my pain, since I am you-"

"Yeah yeah, you're very zen. Just do that other thing you do." Palka then started to glow as the entire stage area was flipped upside down. "Yeah everything may seem flipped upside down but it's a trick! A trick I tell you."

"Illusion Master" Crazy Hand said floating in. "A trick is something a whore does for money" Master looked at him annoyed. "Or Candy."

Master Hand pointed at him. "Oh stop it with your refrencing"

"Why because you need to start it with your savering?" Crazy Hand said pointnig at most of the Smashers who had fallen off the turned around stage.

"Oh, guess it wasn't a trick/illusion then" Master Hand commented.

"You really should be more careful when you pull such stunts for those born without such aviary capablities" Pit said as he was shown flying through the air.

"Well it really is just suppose to make it APPEAR that people are fighting upside down, not actually upside down and... falling."

"Appearences, like you're intellegence, are decieving" Samus said as she was shown holding onto Meta-Knight. "Thanks for the save again" she said smiling at him.

"What are friends, and more for?" Meta asked.

"Well I'm just glad my friend, though not more, had that utlity belt from Halloween" Lucas said as he and Ness were shown holding onto a grabbling hook tied to the ground.

"Also good thing this is more stable then that Ice Climber ground" Ness said sighing. "Reminds me of the fun me and Mewtwo had going around as the Dynamic Duo that won't be had ever again-"

"Oh would you shut up about that?" Master Hand asked. "I mean I'll have enough to deal with from the irate fans, let alone you guys. Who I should probably be saving". Master Hand snapped his fingers as the stage appeared as regular again as the Smashers all fell to the ground. "Sorry about that but rest assured next time you'll just be upside down fighting, not falling."

"How about I be a upside down kicking you-a?" Mario asked.

"Hey I thought you'd be use to such space travel Mr. Galaxy" Master commented.

"Well yeah but there's usually some sort of puzzle or thing to grab onto when gravity a switches around, and this didn't have anything-a!"

Palka looked at him. "But it had me, and I am anything and everything-"

"Oh shut up-a with that!" Mario said annoyed.

"Yeah as in shut up and go away because it's Dailaga time now" Master Hand said as Palka floated away as Dailaga landed in the pillar area. "Now Dailaga like Palka has three specific affects to the stage that are different yet similar."

Link was shown jumping from the cave area and grabbing onto the ledge of the upper ground. "Is it something I'd be better off just staying in the cages to avoid falling?"

"Oh relax there will be no falling this time around" Master Hand said as as an energy beam sprung vertailly from the ground. "With the purpleish Dailaga tint though you get laser beams crashing from the sky into the ground so this time anyone in that area could be hit."

Bowser was shown smoking some having been hit by the blast. "Why'd anyone have to be me?" he asked.

"It was because at the present point you were in that area of the stage I had activated the laser which at that poitn had shot from the sky onto you and you were presently blasted with it" Dailaga stated.

"Well glad to hear what I already know said in stupid talk" Bowser muttered. "I swear you're going to make me write down a scene in the movie where I crush you "Timeolgosts" into cubes to kick into the plumber's faces."

"I would find that hard to believe at this present point but currently I do not see a possiblity of that never happening" Dailiga commented as it started glowing.

Master Hand looked at the Smashers. "Okay now it's going to tilt you guys sideways, but rest assured it's an illusion so don't be fooled"

"We were fooled by you stupidly saying it was an illusion last time" Zero Suit Samus said as she took her laser whip and stuck it to the ground, grabbing Zelda as the ground started to tilt. "This time I'm not taking any chances".

"You tell that sexist fool dear" Zelda said snuggling up close to Zero Suit.

"No really this time it is just a trick see?" Master Hand looked to see all the Smashers holding tightly to the ground as it continued to tilt as Master Hand was titled along the area and stopped himself from falling off. "Okay, this time it wasn't just an illusion but next time it should be."

"As I have previously stated a time that is before this one you cannot currently say that" Dailaga stated.

"Oh just shut up and manipulate time like I know you like to do" Master Hand commented as Dailaga glowed again as the stage untitled. Everyone looked around confused as everything started to slow down. "See... now...the... whole... fight... is... in... slow... motion."

Sonic was shown trying to run on the stage. "I... way... past... hate... being... a... slow... mo" he commented.

"Don't... worry... this... only... lasts... a... short" Time changed back to regular again. "While". Master Hand looked around. "Hmm, these effects were more super natural then I thought actually. Then again I guess I should expect such a thing from Legendary Pokemon."

"You should at all points expect the most powerful and unique abilities from us Legendaries" Dialaga said. "Currently though I must go back into my home dimension which I shall be doing at a point after I finish this sentance" Dailaga said teleporting out.

"So are we going to have to deal with those weirdos messing everything up everytime we come here?" Falco asked.

"Well there are some exceptions to that" Master Hand commented. "I mean for example there might also be some guest appearences by some other D&P legendaries, like Uxie, Mesprit, and Azleaf". As the hand said that the three Pokemon appeared behind the Smashers. "They don't really do anything though besides appear."

"But I'm the smartest Pokemon to ever exist and created all knowledge" Uxie said.

"Yeah and I control someone's will" Azleaf stated.

"Yeah and I can spirtually exit out of my body and make a cameo appearence in the first episode" Mespirit said as the other two looked at him. "Oh, why'd I have to get the lame power?"

"I know why, but I don't think you'd like the answer" Uxie stated.

Master Hand looked at them. "Well I know you don't like making much of an appearence but uh... too bad."

"Too bad for you actually" Azleaf said as he then glowed and entered Master Hand's body. "Hey everyone!" Azleaf said as Master Hand. "Look at what I can do!" He then had Master Hand keep slapping himself as the Smashers laughed at this.

"Wow didn't know bro was so good at why are you hitting yourself" Crazy Hand said confused as Azleaf flew out of Master Hand's body.

"Hey, you can't do that!" Master Hand said.

"I think I just did" he said as the three legendaries laughed and flew away.

"Great, get rid of one legendary and another few try an annoy me" Master Hand muttered to himself before looking at the others. "Well besides those three there's another Pokemon that occasionally pops up" Master Hand said as a glowing blue Pokemon with rings around it and a yellow moon crescent head appeared. "Could that be Cresselia?"

"My aura indicates it is Cresselia" Lucario stated as the others rolled they're eys. "What? my aura's never wrong though."

"By the power of the moon, I punish you... for being annoying" Cresselia said shooting a charge beam at Lucario.

"Hmmm, got any more punishments for me?" Lucario asked.

"Uh, sorry you're not my type" Cresselia said teleporting away.

"Hey it wasn't like that! It was suppose to be to help charge my aura!" Lucario said looking down sadly. "Great, now how will my aura be at maximum?"

"Uh, find that on your own kid" Master Hand said teleporting everyone back to the room. "Because the updates are done and I'm out of here". He then teleported off.

"Hey you guys think you could start pummeling me some more?" He asked around as everyone started walking off. "Hey, my aura didn't say you could leave!"

"Wow, kind of said he's supposedley the best newcomer here" Ivysaur said.

Pikachu looked over at him. "Yeah, he's defintley no Mewtwo". Pikachu looked around. "Wonder where he is anyway?"

At Nintendo's executive office the board memebers could be seen looking over at Mewtwo as he was shown in the middle of some presentation.

"As you may know gentlemen, the state of Nintendo thanks to the Nintendo DS and the Wii bringing in the casual gaming crowd is quite successful. However that success will not last forever". Mewtwo made a fist. "Afterall it is the fine grade a quality games you pump out that ultimatley determine the success of the franchise, which is where you're going to run into trouble."

"What are you talking about?" One of the executives asked. "Our games are going to keep being succesful."

"Yes, but which games are you talking about?" Mewtwo crossed his arms. "You've already had a Mario Platformer, a Zelda Adventure, a Metriod shooter, a semi attempt at a Pokemon RPG, and now the Brawl Tournament. You're going to need more first party titles unless you want the Wi''s popualrity to sink due to no major games coming out."

"Hey there's Mario Kart and Wii Fit and..." an executive thought for a second. "Uh, what else we got?"

"Uh, there was some plans about constructing a Kirby and animal Crossing title we still need to finalize" another executive said holding out some papers. "The psychic Pokemon does have a point though. We're kind of running low on title ideas."

"Which is why I wanted to suggest a title idea to you that will help capatlize on the million plus Brawl has already brought out overseas" Mewtwo said holding two fingers. "Another Smash Tournament, Brawl Redux if you will, headed by me, featuring characters that didn't make it in the first time."

"Wait a minute another tournament?" The Lead executive looked at Mewtwo. "Sorry but we only decided on one tournament per console."

"You didn't decided that. You only had to follow that rule because Master hand and the construction team making the game version could only do one per generation". Mewtwo pointed at them. "However you know that having another Brawl would be too good an opporunity to pass up. Espically since this time around you could gain a bigger appreciaton of hardcore players and fans alike by including various third party and side players that couldn't make it for the orginal Brawl. Espically since this time around you go to the third party companies and ask if so and so could be in this new tournament and have them pay you for including they're character for such a succesful franchise fighter".

An executive rubbed his chin. "Hmm, having them pay us. That does sound good". He looked over at Mewtwo. "How much would this cost to make?"

"Good question, and I'm sure you'll find the answer is even better". Mewtwo held out a piece of paper. "This is all that's required for me to work on Smash Brothers Brawl 2."

"Wait a minute, Ten Thousand dollars?" An executive looked at this perplexed. "How can you spend only that on the tournament?"

"There will be other fees to have to pay, but you can worry about those laters in the actual construction. For the most part though it will just be paying the other particpants and a team to make the game verison, which I'm sure I can get to be not too much" Mewtwo said with his eyes glowing some. "If you understand what I'm saying."

"Well when would this "tournament" be made anyway?" One of the exeucitves asked. "I mean the 2009 lineup is looking pretty slim espically since all we've got planned for it is uh... well we'd rather not say."

"Actually if all goes smoothly I could have the game up and running by even this upcoming holiday season" Mewtwo stated. "Unlike the slacker hand I know not to delay or take forever on making a project and how to create a game version that will come out when originally released". Mewtwo smiled. "The best thing though is that not only can you have it come out once people have already all brought Brawl, but also have a special version of the two games combined come out later so it will be like three tournaments for a bit more then one."

"Man re releasing a double of a game like brawl?" An executive took out a calculator. "That's like approaching Halo... uh I mean that shooter that should not be named money right there."

"Not to mention it will be a way of securing a series of games for the Wii for at least another year. And for free I could even supply a list of ideas for more first party games if you need them."

The executives all whispered amongst themselves as the lead one looked over at Mewtwo. "You make a very persuasive argument I must say" he said pointing over at Mewtwo. "Get us a spec price of some gameplay footage and character inclusions by next week and you'll have yourself a deal."

"Very well" Mewtwo said as he floated out of the exeucitve office. "Told that hand I'd be in that Brawl one way or another. Afterall why try and fight to put myself in while I can go over his head and arrange even more people in" Mewtwo said, smiling to himself as he floated away from the office as the camera panned out.

THE END!

Well that's it. Sorry for the delay everyone. Remember to review and say how much you liked it or not!

CRAZY HAND: (Crashing through wall) Gibbily Gobbily.

... Jeez and I called OTHER writers random... well guess they are but still...