Rated M for future violence, language and potential yaoi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or it's characters.
Kia Ora Lovino.
Wait...ME? Yeah right. I know you probably haven't spent much time around me, but do you KNOW how I act? Yeah, I'm pretty, but I've stopped people calling me a "pearl" years ago...probably when England called me that too many times in a row and I punched him in the face...which was also the day that I learned that head wounds bleed...a LOT.
Oh, so you DO love him? Hm...should tell Hungary...maybe France?
New Zealand.
P.S. Speaking of France...wanna bet that the wine he just sent me is drugged? I've sent some of it to a lab to be tested. I think it's drugged lol. Probably still trying to get me back from what I did when I found that a French dude was near my Rainbow Warrior.
P.P.S. Russia sent me vodka because he thought I might like it. Only had a few drinks though. My culture is a binging culture when it comes to drinking. During the week, we're pretty much sober, but when the weekend comes...
Dear New Zealand,
You'd be surprised what people ignore for the sake of love. It makes you see the best in someone when they're at their worst. Why don't you ask him about it? Yes, they do bleed a lot and cause a huge mess. But that's what peroxide and bleach were made for~
I-I NEVER SAID THAT DAMMIT! DON'T GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT CRAP! ESPECIALLY NOT THOSE TWO!
~Lovino
P.S. It's drugged. You don't even have to test it. It is...hey. Do me a favor and tell Aussie that France tried to drug you and let me know what his reaction is.
P.P.S. Oh. Sounds like you live for the weekend eh?
A/N: Aw~ Aussie has a crush on NZ and she can't tell~
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