BREAKING DOWN IN MIDGARD
Lyrics by Sonic Stratagem. (Original song: "Waking Up In Vegas" by Katy Perry).
Loki:
Hey, I'm not gonna lie...
It's kind of a blur, last night...
I need a hand here...
Did someone throw me on the ground...?
So much dirt in my eyes...
Why are my hands all tied...?
Why do I speak in rhymes
Like Shakespeare in the Park?!
There's the Avengers...
Guess now I'm properly fucked!
So I'll just lie here
Pretend that I am dying...
Thor:
Hands up! I'll put these handcuffs on your wrists now!
That's what you get for breaking up with Asgard!
Tony Stark:
Get up and shake the concrete off your clothes now!
That's what you get for waging war on Midgard!
Loki:
Why is my hair so long...?
And why is my life a song
By Katy Perry?
WHY AM I WEARING MOTHER'S DRAPES?!
Thor: "That's your clothes, Loki, calm down..."
Loki:
Don't tell your father!
He's gonna yell in my face!
Thor:
Don't be afraid, bro'
I'll take you home to Odin!
Loki:
Enough, cause you are, all of you, beneath me!
You're gonna fall when I'm the king of Asgard!
Bruce Banner:
Hey man, you sure you wanna make me angry?
Just like you did when taking over Midgard!
Loki:
He got me into this...
Thanos is behind it all!
Tesseracted mind control!
I'm not, I'm innocent!
HA! And when I'm set free!
I'm gonna do it again!
No, don't try to save me
Cause I was made to rule them!
Cause I was made to rule them!
Yes I was made to rule them!
Rule them, rule them!
(Because I do what I want!)
Thor:
Shut up! I'll put this muzzle where your mouth is!
I only wish that I could have one last kiss...
Loki:
I really love you bro', but I forgot it
While I was busy screwing Agent Katniss!
Black Widow:
I'm gonna kick that ass...!
Gonna kill him!
Kill kill, let me kill him!
Loki:
Take me to Asgard, brother!
Take me to Asgard, brother!