Chapter 36: Connie's Last Temptation
Our heroes (they're on Summer Vacation) were in the mall's food court. It was Eddie, Meg, Chris, Matt, Dylan, Jet and Bobby. They were waiting for the rest until Amy showed up with Emily, who's now wearing a jade tank top, denim skirt and white slippers.
"Sorry for making you guys wait, I was busy shopping with Emily to choose her casual outfit" Amy said.
"Cool, you look great, Emily" Eddie said.
"If my father would see me, he would murder me" Emily said "Oh, I mean...*clearing her throat* *American accent* If Daddy sees me in this cutie skirt, he would spank my pretty BUTT!"
Everybody put a WTF face.
"You didn't tell us your cousin was...'special'" Jet said.
"Emily, we don't talk like dated Disney idols like the Jonas Brothers or the High School Musical cast" Eddie said.
"Sorry, I'm getting use to live with her" Emily said.
"Emily, these are my friends: Bobby..." Eddie said.
"Sup'!" Bobby greeted.
"Jet..."
"Cowabunga, milady" Jet greeted.
"Matt..."
"Nice to meet you" Matt greeted.
"...and Dylan" Eddie said, finalizing the names.
But Dylan was stunned by Emily's attractiveness.
"I...I...I..." Dylan stammered.
"It's a pleasure to meet all of you" Emily said "Or should I say...*American accent* let's be friends!"
"Seriously, cut it out" Eddie told getting annoyed "Also, we're waiting for..."
Axel appeared out of nowhere. He was all sweaty and covered with motor oil, shirtless, but with the pants on.
"Axel Everett, Hunter, Playboy, Kick-ass" Axel greeted "Sorry for making you wait, I was fixing my Impala"
Then just like Dylan, Emily was stunned by Axel's attractiveness despite he's all dirty. In fact, his 'bad boy' appearance made him even more attractive for Emily.
"Axel, this is my cousin Emily Oldman, she's from England" Eddie said.
"England, huh? How's the tea there?" Axel asked.
"I...I...I..." Emily stammered in the same way as Dylan.
"Also, she's the same age as Amy, so she's underage!" Eddie added.
"Relax, Over-Protecting-Daddy, I don't do underage girls...at least they have..." Axel said.
"AXEEEEEEEEL!" Eddie shouted, standing up, as Meg grabbed her boyfriend's arm to calm him down.
"Eddie, why don't you tell our friends our adventures in Innerland?" Meg asked, changing the subjects.
"*sigh* All right..." Eddie said, calming down "But, here's a commercial for the readers since they already know"
Commercial
They're NEW!
They're FANTASTIC!
They're the INNERLAND ACTION FIGURES!
The action figure versions of our heroes are shown: Eddie, Amy, Emily, Jackie, and Ronnie. Wearing their Knights of Justice armors, carrying the weapons too.
Revive the best fantasy saga since Lord of the Rings with these incredible toys!
We also include the Evil King Draggoroy, Princess Meg and the Griffins in their slave clothes! They can talk too!
The action figures are shown as a hand pressed King Draggoroy's button to make him talk.
"*squeaky voice* I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" King Draggoroy exclaimed.
The hand is revealed to be Viggo Mortensen dressed as Aragorn.
"These are the best toys ever made" Viggo Mortensen said.
What are you waiting for?! Go and collect them all!
*they sold separately, batteries not included
Commercial's end
"And after going back to our world, Princess Eileen turned my sword into a smaller version, so I can carrying it on my neck" Eddie explained, showing the small sword "Believe me when I said for ONE moment, I was stronger than Axel"
Everybody was in silent for two seconds until Axel broke the silence.
"HA! Stronger than me?" Axel asked with a cocky tone "Okay, I can buy the fact that I was your 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' and guide you in your path to be badass. I also can buy the fact that somebody besides you who was attracted to Meg"
"Hey!" Meg said.
"Shut up, Meg" Axel said "...but YOU stronger than ME? Are you sure you guys weren't on drugs like in Sid and Nancy?"
"No!" Eddie answered "And I'll prove it!" he took off his small sword "Here I go...HYAAAAA!" he raised it up in order to make it bigger...but nothing happened.
"*deadpan* Oh, wow, It's the coolest thing ever, I think I've just crap myself" Axel said.
"Oh yeah, I suppose to say the oath *laughing* silly me" Eddie said.
"You're not gonna say it?" Meg asked.
"*whispering* she never told me the oath" Eddie answered "Let's see: I...Eddie Walker...I swear my loyalty...to this magical sword...from a princess whose evil half-brother tried to enslave my girlfriend and her family"
Then Axel saw something that really shocked him.
"OH MY F*CKING GOD!" Axel exclaimed.
"What? Nothing happened yet" Eddie said "I, Eddie Walker..."
"No, LOOK!" Axel said, pointing at something with his finger.
Everybody turned around and saw what they thought they would NEVER see in their entires lives (or at least from the actual show): CONNIE D'AMICO KISSING NEIL GOLDMAN! Even Meg was completely wordless...
"I can't believe it!" Eddie said.
"Connie is kissing Neil while she's dating Matthew!" Matt said.
"I would never do that to Chris, right Meg?" Amy asked as she realized Meg was gone "Meg?"
Meg was taking pictures with her cellphone at Connie kissing Neil for evidence. Connie finally saw Meg and she stopped kissing Neil. She pushed Neil away and started running away.
"Hey, come back!" Meg demanded, starting a chase.
Meg was chasing Connie all over the hall. They went through the pet shop, where they accidentally released the snakes in the reptiles section. They went through the toy store where they took some bikes and rode on them, causing some destruction on the toy store until the exit, where they trip off from the bikes and continued the chase on foot. And finally they went through to the Arcade, where they stopped to play Dance Dance Revolution for a while. They were playing with the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, but for copyright reasons, I can't put the lyrics.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT THE HIGH SCORE!
The crowd was so happy, that they carried them as praise. Since Meg seems to enjoy this more, Connie approached the chance to get away from the crowd and continued to run away.
She hid herself in a boutique. She thought she saw safe...until she was caught by a mannequin wearing a formal pink dress, a matching hat and heels, who happens to be Meg in disguise.
"I got you, bitch!" Meg said.
"Get off me, Griffin!" Connie said.
"No freaking way!" Meg said "Now, you're gonna tell me why were you kissing Neil Goldman!"
"If I tell you, are you gonna get off me?" Connie asked.
"Yes" Meg answered, getting her off.
"It was just a kiss and it didn't mean anything" Connie said "He told me he wanted inspiration for his stupid comic book since his main character kisses a girl at the end!"
"Really? Because you seemed to enjoy it so much" Meg said.
"He was blackmailing me!" Connie replied "He took a photo of me stuffing my bra with tissues in the girls locker. If I wouldn't do that, my reputation would be over!"
"Is that the whole truth?" Meg asked.
"*sigh* No...the comic book inspiration part is true, but the blackmail part is a lie" Connie said "The truth is...*sigh*...my relationship sucks"
"Yeah, ha, ha" Meg said, sarcastically.
"I mean it!" Connie said "There's no romance, no kisses, we barely have conversations and our last date was probably the most romantic yet"
Flashback
Connie and Matthew were in a restaurant eating their meal. Connie ordered a salad and Matthew ordered chicken. They were eating silently for 10 seconds until Matthew broke the silence.
"This chicken is good" Matthew said.
Flashback's end
"I wanted to kiss a guy so much, so when Neil asked me to kiss him and I did it! Without thinking twice!" Connie said "Something is wrong with me"
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry for that" Meg said, trying to sound concerned "Don't worry, me and my friend won't tell Matthew about this.
"Uh, really?" Connie asked, very surprised by Meg's mercy.
"Because it's MY turn to blackmail you, BITCH!" Meg said, showing the photos of she took earlier and she evilly smiled "You're all mine..."
"*groan* Why is this happening to me?" Connie asked.
"Because the author of this fanfic hates you" Meg answered "Just look at what he did with Diamond Tiara"
Cutaway
A mob of angry ponies tied Diamond Tiara up to a wooden log and they were about to set fire on her.
"Why are you doing this to me?!" Diamond Tiara asked.
"For what you did to Scootaloo in 'Flight to the Finish'!" an angry pony wearing a shirt with Scootaloo's face on it answered.
Diamond Tiara her head turned around and she saw Vicky from Fairly OddParents! She was tied to a wooden log about to set fire on her too.
"Welcome to the hatedom..." Vicky said.
Cutaway's end
Meanwhile; Eddie brought his friends to his apartment's roof so he can continue to 'unleash his sword's power'.
"I don't understand, why we didn't chase Connie with Meg?" Axel asked.
"Because I want you guys to see the power of my sword" Eddie answered.
"But aren't you even curious of why Connie kissed Neil?" Matt asked.
"Meg always tells she needs to face off her arch-nemesis alone, without her boyfriend's help" Eddie answered.
"Are you gonna show your power or not?" Axel asked.
"Yes, Edward! Do not make Axel wait!" Emily said.
"Huh?" Axel asked.
"Okay, I'll do it" Eddie said, preparing his sword as epic music is played "I am Eddie Walker! Leader of the New Knights of Justice! And I swear my royalty to the Sword of the Flaming Dragon! MAY ALL MY ENEMIES FEAR TO MY POWER!"
He raised the small sword and screamed like a warrior...but nothing happened, just the epic music stopped like a disc.
"Epic fail, but I give you points for good acting" Axel said.
"For the Princess Eileen! For the Kingdom of Innerland!" Eddie exclaimed "I unleash the dragon's fire!
"I'm out of here" Dylan said, about to leave until Axel stopped him.
"No, wait, I wanna see how longer he can humiliate himself" Axel said.
"I'll stay as long Axel stays..." Emily said with a dreaming face
Dylan just saw Emily's smiling and he sighed.
"All right" Dylan said.
"I wonder what are Meg and Connie doing right now" Matt said.
Meanwhile, in the Griffins' house; Meg and Connie were in the living room.
"Okay, Connie, here's a list a chores and I want you to follow every instruction, step by step" Meg said.
"Meg, maybe we can somehow negotiate this..." Connie said.
"DENIED! SIT DOWN!" Meg ordered.
"Sit down?" Connie asked.
"Sorry, it's from a horrible M. Night Shyamalan's sci-fi movie" Meg answered "Anyway, do this and I'll keep my mouth shut.
"*groan* I don't want this! " Connie whined.
"Maybe this will teach you not to cheat on Matthew" Meg said as she leaves.
"But I didn't even sleep with...argh, okay" Connie said, reading the list "*reading* 'Deliver cookies to the neighbors' *stop reading* Simple enough, wait... *reading* 'P.S.: Don't forget the uniform I hung in my closet'"
Much later, Connie was dressed in a slutty girl scout delivering cookies all over the neighborhood. Next house was...Quagmire.
"Oh no, the guy who sexually assaulted me in my 16th birthday" Connie said with fear "Calm down, Connie, maybe he doesn't recognizes you"
"What can I...? Hellooooo, sweet scout girl!" Quagmire said, looking at Connie's slutty appearance, yet, he didn't recognizes her "What can I do for you?"
"*mentally* Phew, that was close" Connie thought "You want some cookies, sir?"
"Sure! You can put them on my kitchen's table" Quagmire answered, letting her in.
Connie got into the house and went to the kitchen. She screamed as she found a naked Quagmire under a table covered by a tablecloth with a bulge on the center.
"You can put them right on the center" Quagmire said.
Meanwhile; Eddie continued doing random 'oaths' to unleash the power of his sword. Axel, Dylan, Amy and Emily were still watching, but they're getting bored.
"*singing* Let it grow...let it grow...I want this stupid thing to grow..." Eddie said, getting exhausted.
"It's getting late, Mom is gonna be mad if I skip my curfew" Dylan said, standing up.
"Yeah, at first it was funny, but now it's annoying" Axel said.
"Oh, Axel, can you take me to my home?" Emily asked.
"Emily, you live here, so that would be pointless" Axel answered.
"Ah..." Emily groaned, disappointed.
"If you want it, I can take you to your home" Dylan said, but Emily wasn't even listening to him "Hello? Earth to Emily"
"Come on, guys! I almost got there!" Eddie said "Maybe with a different song. *singing* Everything is awesome!"
"Look, Ed, maybe being badass isn't your thing" Axel said "At least not in my category"
"But you should've seen me!" Eddie said "I was like a beast!
"Maybe in that fantasy world, but this is the real world" Axel said "See you tomorrow"
As Axel left, Eddie just let out a frustrated scream and threw the sword to the ground.
"This is frustrating" Eddie said.
"You're still a strong guy, Edward" Emily said.
"Do you think so?" Eddie asked.
"Yeah, lighten up!" Amy answered "Come on, let's go to have dinner! Mom made spaghetti and meatballs"
"Yeah, Italian food always cheer me up" Eddie said "Like Garfield"
Flashback
Jon was with the veterinary to check on Garfield.
"Mr. Arbuckle, your cat is suffering from obesity" The veterinary said "In fact: I'm surprised that he's still alive"
"Well, he only wants lasagna..." Jon said.
"Wait...do you feed your cat LASAGNA?" The veterinary asked.
"Yes" Jon said,
"Like...leftovers?"
"No, like three whole strays of it" Jon answered.
"I see..." The veterinary said, taking his cellphone to call somebody.
"What are you calling?" Jon asked.
"The police, they'll arrest you for animal cruelty" The veterinary answered.
"No, please!" Jon begged "They'll eat me alive there!"
Next scene, Bill Murray was reading the script of 'Garfield 3' along with his agent.
"Well, what do you think?" the agent asked.
"No...just...no" Bill Murray said, really ashamed "Are you sure you can't call Sofia Coppola?"
Flashback's end
It's been a few days and Connie was really getting sick of being Meg's slave.
"Okay, Meg, I did everything on this list" Connie said "I washed your underwear that turns your boyfriend on when you both have sex..."
Flashback
Connie was in the bathroom, washing Meg's large-size yellow panties with pink butterflies on it in the sink.
"EW! EW! EW!" Connie said, disgusted.
Flashback's end
"I stole a fraternity's pet..." Connie said.
Flashback
Connie was chased by an angry mob of college students while she was carrying a turtle. The college students were walking very slowly.
"Maybe that's why their pet is a turtle" Connie said.
Flashback's end
"And I dressed up like you to come with your Dad at the 'Biggest Pinball Machine in the World'" Connie said.
Flashback's end
Connie, wearing Meg's clothes, was inside a giant plastic bubble.
"Are you sure this is safe?" Connie asked.
"Shut up, hot Meg" Peter answered, pulling the giant plunger as the game began.
Connie inside the bubble got hit so many times by the bumpers, bouncing around the machine until the score hit 1,567,979 points.
GAME OVER!
Peter got his prize: a stuffed blue bear.
"Yeah, I got a stuffed bear!" Peter said until he saw Connie, beaten up "And you got...another round"
"What?" Connie asked, as Peter pulled the plunger again "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Flashback's end
"Very good, Connie" Meg praised "You did exactly what I told you"
"So, are you gonna keep the kiss a secret?" Connie asked.
"Nope, that was the first part" Meg answered, taking out another list "Here's the second part!"
"Oh, come on!" Connie complained "Aren't you satisfied with my humiliation?"
"Maybe you don't get it, Connie" Meg said "Once I submit these photos on the internet, not only Matthew will know it, but the whole school as well and your popularity will hit the bottom"
"Why are you so cruel...?" Connie asked with fear
"Because you were cruel to me and now it's my turn" Meg answered "Now, here's my post office key. I need you to go down town and get my stuff from my P.O box."
"Y...You don't get your mail here?" Connie asked.
"No. I get a lot of stuff from the Netherlands" Meg answered.
"Like what?" Connie asked.
"Like I'm part of a group that sorta trashes Aunt Frank's house every year" Meg answered "Why I'm telling this to you? Now, go!"
Connie leave the house to continue her humiliating tasks. But just when she leaves, Eddie came in.
"Hey, Meg" Eddie greeted "I haven't see you in days since Connie's scandal"
"Yes, and I told you guys to leave it to me" Meg said.
"Yeah, why did you ask us to stay out of this?" Eddie asked "Shouldn't we tell Matthew the truth?"
"It won't be necessary" Meg said "As long we don't tell him, Connie will do whatever I say"
"You WHAT?!" Eddie asked, shocked.
"Isn't it awesome?!" Meg asked, excited "I feel like Megatron and she's like the pathetic Starscream. You know what? Maybe that's why my full name is Megatron Marie Griffin"
"No, it's NOT awesome!" Eddie scolded "Also, Megatron? I thought your real name is Megan. Anyway, don't you think you're being mean to her?"
"Hey, she was extremely mean to me in the past!" Meg answered "I deserve to have my revenge!"
"And you're gonna act like her in order to do that?" Eddie asked.
"Exactly!" Meg answered.
Eddie let out a sigh, he took out a mirror and gave it to Meg.
"I want you to see yourself on the mirror and tell me what you see" Eddie said.
"Pttt, the old 'see-yourself-in-the- mirror' trick" Meg said, careless as she saw herself in the mirror.
Then she imagined herself...as her reflection disturbingly transforms into a brunette version of Connie D'Amico.
"You're a pathetic loser!" The reflection said.
"AAAAHHH!" Meg screamed, throwing the mirror away.
*Peter's voice* OW! SON OF A BITCH!
"If you want your revenge, that's fine" Eddie said "But I don't want a bitch girlfriend. But of the other hand: a dominating girlfriend would be kinda sexy"
"Eddie, what have I turned myself into?" Meg asked "I wanted to get revenge on Connie so badly, that I was becoming just like her!"
"Funny: I was feeling somewhat the same" Eddie said "I wanted to unleash the power of this sword to show Axel how strong I became"
"I have to do the right thing, but how?" Meg asked.
"Looks like you already know" Eddie answered.
Meanwhile in Matthew's house; they told him the news. And he took the news in the most unexpected way...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Matthew laughed so hard.
"Wow, he's taking it very well" Eddie said.
"Aren't you mad?" Meg asked.
"MAD?! Connie D'Amico, the most popular girl of school, KISSED Neil Goldman, the nerdiest guy of school!" Matthew answered "Oh my god, not even Charlie Sheen would have believe that!"
"But Matthew, your girlfriend kissed a nerd" Meg said "Doesn't make you...how do I put this...lamer?"
"I don't really care about this manhood dignity bullcrap" Matthew answered.
"But Matthew, you can't let your girlfriend go just like that" Eddie said "It was Neil first, but who's next? Dylan? Jet? Bobby?"
"Oh, hell no!" Matthew said until he realized what he said "I'm not racist...maybe"
"What Eddie is trying to say: a relationship isn't just hanging out" Meg explained "There must to be passion, romance, fulfilling your sexual fantasies and feeling horny as freaking hell LIKE ME RIGHT NOW!" she stood up "OH MY GOD, I NEED A SPANKING!" she pulled her pants down, revealing her pink panties "DO IT, EDDIE!" Eddie spanked her butt "OW! HELL YEAH!" then she realized Matthew was watching this and she pulled her pants up "Sorry..."
"You're right, maybe I should talk to her" Matthew said, taking out his cellphone "Oh look, I got a message from Connie"
"What does it says?" Meg asked.
"It says *reading* 'Dear, Matthew, blah, blah, blah, my life is ruined, blah, blah, blah, I can't take it anymore, blah, blah, blah, I'm jumping off the bridge over the freeway'?" Matthew said reading the message as his tone was getting very concerned by each sentence.
"Oh my god, does that mean Connie is gonna commit suicide?!" Meg asked, scared.
"We gotta stop her, before it's too late!" Eddie answered.
"I can't let her die, like Flynn Ryder near of the end of Tangled" Matthew said.
Cutaway
Rapunzel was trying to cure Flynn with the power of her hair, but since it was cut off, she lost its power as well. She cried over him..until she dropped a tear and...
*SHINE*
Flynn abruptly woke up.
"OW! What the hell?!" Flynn asked.
"Oh my god, you're alive!" Rapunzel cheered.
"Yeah...I guess" Flynn amswered.
An actual clip of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode is shown: Stuck in the Wringer.
"I guess crying DOES solve your problems after all" SpongeBob said.
I took my gun and shot him at his face.
Cutaway's end
The guys were looking for Connie until it got night and they finally found her, who was ready to jump off the bridge.
"Here she is!" Eddie said.
"CONNIE!" Matthew called.
"DON'T JUMP!" Meg exclaimed.
Then for some reason we see Lighting McQueen and Mater from Cars.
"McQueen! Isn't that the girl aldovas hates?" Mater asked.
"Yup and looks like she's gonna jump" McQueen said "I'm ready to crush her!"
"It's all over...for me" Connie whispered as she was about to jump until she saw all these cars driving really fast and she stopped "OH MY GOD! I CAN'T DO IT!"
"Goddamn you!" McQueen cursed, passing under the bridge.
"I wanna die, but not without breaking my body into pieces!" Connie said.
"NO ONE'S GONNA DIE TONIGHT!" Matthew exclaimed.
"Matthew!" Connie exclaimed "Listen..."
"Connie, he already knows" Meg said.
"We told him about everything" Eddie said.
"I'm not mad" Matthew said.
"Really?" Connie asked.
"Well, I'm mad right now!" Matthew answered "You were about to kill yourself!"
"It wasn't just for you, but my popularity as well!" Connie said.
"Wait, what?" Matthew asked.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you: I blackmailed Connie as a revenge for being so cruel to me" Meg said "But I didn't expect her to kill herself!"
"I didn't know what to do, being a loser or being Meg's slave for the rest of my life" Connie said.
"But your popularity worths more than your own life?" Eddie asked "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard"
"Besides: you're not as popular as you used to be" Matthew said, taking out a chart where Axel has the highest percent of popularity while Connie has the lowest percent "But you know what? Screw this! Don't let a stupid chart depend your life!"
"Connie, I feel bad about all this" Meg said, taking out her cellphone "I won't become a grudge-holding bitch" she threw her cellphone to the freeway.
"You know you could just delete them" Eddie said.
"Damn it!" Meg cursed "Now what?"
"I think you both should become friends" Matthew said.
"WHAT?!" Meg and Connie asked at the same time.
"I mean, if you both continue hating each other, nobody's gonna win" Matthew answered "I know it seems impossible, but at least you can give it a try"
Meg and Connie looked at each other and they both replied: "We'll try"
"Good to hear that" Matthew said.
"Connie, let's take you home, your parents must be sick worry about you" Eddie said.
"Right" Connie agreed.
They were about to leave as out of nowhere, a bum with a gun appeared and pointed his weapon at them.
"Money! Jewels! NOW!" The bum demanded.
"Okay, just calm down" Matthew said with his hands up "I have $85 in my wallet" he slowly took off his wallet until he accidentally dropped it, making the bum hold his fire "It's okay, just take it"
The bum slowly took the wallet, but he was staring at Connie's earrings.
"Okay, you got your money, now go" Eddie said.
"I said jewels too!" the bum said as he quickly grabbed Connie to take her earrings.
"AH! GET OFF ME!" Connie screamed.
Matthew tackled the bum and tried to take the gun. Unfortunately...
*BANG*
Matthew got shot and fell down to the ground as the bum ran as fast as possible.
"MATTHEW!" his friends screamed as they approached to help him.
"Eddie, call an ambulance!" Meg said.
"Yes" Eddie said, taking out his cellphone.
"No...*pain grunts*...I don't have much time" Matthew said as his wound was bleeding too much blood "Just tell my family I love them...that I accept Richard and Karen as my parents...that Jaina must find a guy who loves her as she is...and Connie..."
"Yes?" Connie asked, tearing up.
"Don't forget your pro...*coughing*...mise" Matthew said his last words as he died.
"Matthew...?" Meg asked, also tearing up "No...please, come back!"
Both girls cried over the dead body as Eddie just stood up and shred some tears too. There was nothing, but silence and darkness.
...
A couple of days later, families and friends attended to the funeral. For some reason, Connie didn't show up. Meg was in the podium for her speech.
"Matthew was more than a good friend...he was the first friend I've ever had" Meg said "Before I met him, I was always alone and without any friends. But he made me realize that not everything in this world is in vain, that there's always hope and we must keep fighting. *crying* Matthew, wherever you are, we're all love you and miss you"
Everybody clapped for such wonderful speech. Meg only could stare an empty chair, meaning that it could be Connie's.
Speaking of her, Connie was alone in the dark of her room. She was in bed with a half eaten sandwich (just bread and ham) and a glass with some milk left next to her.
*knock-knock*
"Go away, mom!" Connie said.
But when the door was opened, it was Meg.
"Connie, it's me: Meg" Meg said.
"What do you want, Griffin?" Connie asked, with a bitter tone "Are you here to yell at me? Because I caused your childhood friend's death?"
"Connie, it was a bum with a gun who killed him" Meg answered.
"Tell it to Matthew's family, they rejected me right when I came to the funeral" Connie said.
"That's why you didn't show up...I thought you didn't love him after all" Meg said.
"Aside from your brother, he was the only guy who liked me" Connie said "But just like your brother, I blew it big time"
"Remember his last words?" Meg asked "He told you not to forget your promise. I think he means a possible friendship between us"
"Listen to me, Griffin and listen carefully: you and I will never and I mean NEVER...gonna be friends" Connie said with a dark tone "Because there's no such thing as friendship. It's just a childish concept to make people believe everything is gonna be all right, when they know it's a lie"
"Yes, not everything is gonna be fine" Meg said "But the least we can do is giving a try"
"Meg, get out of my room" Connie said.
"Connie..." Meg whispered.
"I SAID: GET OUT!" Connie shouted as she threw her glass of milk towards Meg.
Luckily, Meg quickly reacted and dodged the glass.
"You know what? Fine!" Meg said, upset "You wanna continue being a bitch? Go ahead! After all...nobody is gonna love you"
Meg slammed the door as Connie continued with her depression.
The screen turned black as the credits roll while the song 'Happy' by Leona Lewis is played. Again, I can't put the lyrics, but listen to that song as you read the credits.
Created by: aldovas
Written by: aldovas and Shen's General
Edited by: loessar and Shen's General
Based on the TV Series created by Seth MacFarlane
Based on characters of 'Meg and Eddie' and 'Chris's Girlfriend' by aldovas
Based on characters of 'Meg's Boyfriend' by Malcolm Fox
Based on characters of 'Spellbook' by Ander Arias
Based on characters of 'Tale of a Valkyrie' by Bhaalspawn
Based on characters of 'Enter: Axel Everett' and 'The Hunt Begins' by Shen's General
Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin)
Haley Joel Osment (Eddie Walker)
Emily Osment (Amy Walker)
Seth Green (Chris Griffin, Dylan Flannigan and Neil Goldman)
Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, and Mickey McFinnigan)
Alex Bornstein (Lois Griffin, Gloria Ironbachs, Nikki the Giant Chicken and Thelma Griffin)
Jensen Ackles (Axel Everett)
Mark Wahlberg (Frank Walker)
Kate Winslet (Helena Walker)
Rachel MacFarlane (Tracy Flannigan)
Patrick Warburton (Joe Swanson)
Jennifer Tilly (Bonnie Swanson)
Mike Henry (Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs)
Kevin Michael Richardson (Cleveland Jr.)
Reagan Gomez-Preston (Roberta Tubbs)
Drew Barrymore (Jillian Russell)
Jerry Trainor (Jackie Bender)
Lisa Wilhoit (Connie D'Amico)
Jesse Eisenberg (Matt Kennedy)
Bradley Cooper (Zack Murdock)
Tara Strong (Cody Murdock)
Kristen Wiig (Nicole)
Ben Burtt (ROB-B)
Hayden Christensen (Matthew Ryder)
Mandy Moore (Jaina Ryder)
Mae Whitman (Sophie Kennedy)
Bruce Kennedy (J.K. Simmons)
Kristen Schaal (Katie Rose)
Christian Potenza (Jet Skyler)
Michael B. Jordan (Bobby Jackson)
Peter Dinklage (D)
Sharlto Copley (Mr. Earl)
Damien Fahey (Michael Milano)
George Takei (Master Chozen)
Leonardo DiCaprio (Dr. James D. Roark)
Adam Sandler (Macy Roark)
Aaron Eckhart (Trevor Clarkson)
Emma Roberts (Natalie Clarkson)
Melissa McCarthy (Maggie Walker)
Zooey Deschanel (Chloë Walker)
Amy Adams (Polly Walker)
Kaley Couco (Becky Walker)
Christian Bale (Charlie Walker)
Vin Diesel (Jon Wheeler)
Paul Walker (Brad)
Michelle Rodriguez (Miranda)
Emma Stone (Caroline Black)
Richard Coyle (Samir 'Beltraine' Crookshanks)
Danny Smith (Ernie the Giant Chicken)
Lena Headey (Anastasia Oldman)
Alec Baldwin (Colonel Jackson Bender Sr.)
Jude Law (Jeremy Oldman)
Bonnie Wright (Emily Oldman)
Evangeline Lily (Katherine Oldman)
Jordan Nagai (Ronald 'Ronnie' Oldman)
Alan Rickman (Albert)
Helena Bonham Carter (Beatrice)
Georgie Henley (Princess Eileen)
Tom Felton (God King Draggoroy)
Gary Oldman (Altimore)
Sarah Silverman (Princess Ofira)
Djimon Hounsou (Chief Matoskah)
Ken Jeong (Emperor Ching)
Rosemary Harris (Queen Florasven)
Emma Thompson (Queen Ellevin)
Sean Bean (King Edagorth)
With Helen Mirren (Annabeth Oldman)
And Anthony Hopkins (Sir William James Oldman)
Special Thanks Goes to...
loessar
Shen's General
Honorthefallensaints
Aldamonburst
supersexyghotmew95
Big G-Man
The superior man
Guest
MagicFareeha
storytellr
Prettyprincess45
pen123
Warrior Emperor Z 1991
123kid
Megan Hermione Lovegood
After Credits Scene:
Matthew was shown with the eyes closed until he opened them.
"Uh...w-where am I?" Matthew asked as he looked around, he was in a cloudy place "Did I go to Heaven?"
Not exactly.
The owner of the voice was Death.
"You're not in Heaven, nor Hell, you're in the Limbo" Death said.
"What...?" Matthew asked, all confused.
End of the Season