50 ways to annoy Harry Potter

by iwmango

Or, how to get a Grimmauld yell out of the boy who lived. I don't know why, It's just so tempting to annoy the wizard!

37. Snake lingo

I brought in a garden snake to the Great Hall with my bare hands, and much were the girly gasps and the cheery boys.

"Hey Harry!", I yelled, shoving the snake under his nose.

"Tell the snake hi!"

He looked at me weirdly, and I asked skeptically, "Don't you talk snake lingo?"

"ALICE!"