"Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am!", I said as I walked up to Hermione.
"What?", she asked, looking up.
"ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!", I yelled.
She jumped and said, "How did you—"
"Cinderella, is that a disease?", I asked.
"Will you just—"
"There's no need to call me sir, professor"
"Shut up—"
"Blimey, Sirius was right, you are just like my mother"
"ALICE!"