05/12/10

Dear Hunter,

So today Bella, Rose, Alice, Nessie, Esme, Emily and Leah finally presented Faye Jordan and Seth Clearwater a baby name. Do you know what stupid name they came up with? Yeah, the baby's name is going to be Diana Vivienne J. Clearwater. I know, it sounds posh but blame Alice and Esme who got way over the top...again.

The baby's nickname is going to be Vivi. But here's another stupid thing...

EMBRY CALL IMPRINTED ON VIVI AND SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!

Yeah, Faye and Seth showed us some 3D pictures of the baby in the womb and when Embry saw it, it was as if a blind man looking at the sun for the first time. Of course, Seth is as mad as hell and Faye keeps hoping that it would change when Vivi came out but Sam told the two of them not to get their hopes up.

Hopeless wolves...being a vampire is better!

Of course, Leah Clearwater is jealous of Vivi and Seth is angry at her too.

God, it's like a sick soap opera or something.

Yours,

Emmett