Chapter 241
Parting Ways
A blue portal to the real world slowly opened.
"Looks like this is the portal home." Naruto said as many white circles appeared behind him.
"Whats going on?" Zach asked. The circles disappeared and there stood the Digimon.
"Pixie!" Dylan shouted as he hugged his partner.
"Brittney! You're back!" Mamemon said as he wrapped himself around her.
"Guys hurry, the portal is closing." Naruto said with Rizamon on his shoulders.
"Goodbye Snowy, forever." Martha said as she started to cry.
"Oh Martha, whyyyy!!!" Snowy shouted.
"I will always remember you." Dylan said to Piximon.
"Me too buddy!" he said.
"Why does this have to happen!" Zach shouted, clinging to Garurumon.
"Goodbye Zach." he replied.
"Jordan, why do you have to go!?" Weedmon shouted.
"You will always be in my heart man." Jordan replied.
"Will...will we ever see each other again Brittney?" Mamemon asked with tears in his eyes.
"I'm afraid not Mamemon, but I will never forget you!" she said.
"Me neither!"
"Hurry!" Falcon said as he jumped in the tiny portal. Everybody else followed him.
"Goodbye everyone." Hinata said as she climbed into the portal. In a flash of light, the portal was gone.
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Tearjerker moment?
End of Digimon Arc
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Chapter 246
Dimension 30XP
"Neji is a goofy looking mother- no I'm just playin." A boy with brown hair and buck teeth, BRANDON, said.
"Miroku flirting with him was as awkward as that duet Jordan sang in." Dylan replied.
The scene changed to Jordan and PAC-MAN, a yellow circle with a piece missing, singing.
"I walk along, I walk along. Duh duh, daa daa, duh duh, daa duh. Duh duh, daa daa, duh duh, daa duh. I walk along I wakka. My Shagohads the only thing that drives beside me. And I wish somewhere that a ghost will fight me. And Power Pellets are the only thing I'm eating, but till then I walk along. Duh duh, daa daa, duh duh, daa duh. Duh duh, daa daa, duh duh, daa duh. I walk along, I walk along." they sang.
The scene then cut back.
Jordan then walked up to the duo.
"Jordan you're a goofy looking mother- no I'm just playin. Actually, no I'm not playin." Brandon said. Suddenly, Toon Dark Magician Girl appeared and wrapped her hands around Dylans neck.
"Thought you've seen the last of me, huh?!" she said.
"Man you're a goofy-"
"Shut up! You all are going to dimension 30XP!"
"30XP?" Jordan said.
"YES!" she said and the 3 boys were gone in a flash of light. The scene changed to them and they were falling through a red void.
"AAHHHHHH!!!!" they screamed. Suddenly, everything stopped as Jordan smoked some weed. Then everything started moving. There was another flash of light and they were all at a picnic.
"Please pass the egg salad." Jordan said.
"Raggle fraggle!" a monster said as it jumped out of the bushes and carried Jordan away.
"Ahhhh! Somebody help me!"
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Jordan and Pac-mans song is an edited version of the song I Walk Along. The vortex stopping thing is a Spongebob reference. The potato salad thing is a Billy and Mandy reference.
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Chapter 247
12
A mailbox with a foot as a nose and a nose as a foot hopped up to Brandon. A pink firefly flew up to him as well.
"Doctor! Doctor! My feet smell, and my nose runs!" the mailbox shouted.
"Are you sure you're not built upside down?" the firefly asked.
"You should come to the doctor." the mailbox said to Brandon.
"I don-"
"I insist." the mailbox said and ate Brandon, then it hopped away.
"Its just me. Alone in this crazy place." Dylan said in shock. Suddenly, white footprints started to appear and they were headed for him. The a UFO with an alien wearing a hat sprang out of the ground.
'AAAAHHH! What are you?!" Dylan shouted. The creature did not respond. "I wonder how Jordan and Brandon are doing."
The scene changed to many spotlights shining on Jordan.
"Lets get retarded in ha! Lets get retarded in here! Lets get retarded in ha! Lets get retarded in here! Lets get retarded in ha! Lets get retarded in here! Lets get retarded in ha! Lets get retarded in here! Lets get retarded in ha! Lets get retarded in here!" a robot sang.
The scene changed to Brandon in a feild.
"Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja. Mushroom! Mushroom! Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja. Mushroom! Mushroom! Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja, Badja. Mushroom! Mushroom!" badgers sang.
The scene changed back to Dylan and the alien.
The alien picked up a remote with a red button on it and pressed it.
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This dimension is full of internet references. Except the first one, I will never tell the reference to it.
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Chapter 248
Annoying Squirrel
Gaara was sent to the red void in a flash of light.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts- MEOW! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts- MEOW! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts- MEOW! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts- MEOW!" sang a cat holding coconuts.
Gaara was in a room with two giant speakers.
"This song yes its really annoying, yes I know its really annoying, and I can't get this song out of my head. This song yes its really annoying, yes I know its really annoying, and I can't get this song out of my head. This song yes its really annoying, yes I know its really annoying, and I can't get this song out of my head. This song yes its really annoying, yes I know its really annoying, and I can't get this song out of my head." the speakers played.
The scene changed to Jordan standing in front of a long cannon with a cat in it.
"Hey, a kitty!" he shouted. Then the cannon shot out the kitty sending him flying backward.
The scene changed to Brandon holding a stick with a hand on it and a monkey in front of him.
"You just know you wanna spank that monkey." a voice said.
"Okay." Brandon replied and smacked the monkey with the stick. Music started to play as the message 'You spanked the monkey at 100 MPH!' appeared. The monkey flew at Brandon from behind, sending him flying as well.
The scene changed to Gaara, Dylan, Brandon, and Jordan in a grassy field.
"Jordan? Brandon? How did you guys get here?" Dylan asked.
"I spanked a monkey." Brandon said.
"I got hit by a kitty cannon, and now I got kitty all over me." Jordan said, covered in blood.
"You don't want to know what happened to me." Gaara said.
"He didn't ask you, emo." Jordan said. A squirrel then ran up to them.
"Before you leave, here is a song. I went over to my mom and she was like weeeee! It was funny cuz my dad was all weeee! And there was this guy, and he had a knife and went weeee! And there was this gangster and he was like 'yo mother fucker!' weee! And I was talking to R2D2 and he was all weee! Beep! and this guy had popcorn, and I was like 'oh my god! Popcorn! weee!' And there was this kid who was on a wheelchair and he was going down a hill realy fast and was like weeee! When you're a kid and ya wanna go weee, but you ain't got drugs yet. Just hold on to your gonads, and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife. Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning! In the rain! Weee!" it sang in a high pitched fast voice.
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Gonads and Strife!
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Chapter 249
Laamapalooza
"Before you go, one of you will take the llama trial." the squirrel said,
"Him." Jordan said and pointed at Gaara.
"Good luck." the squirrel said and Gaara disappeared in a flash of light. He reappeared in a field full of llamas.
"Here's a llama, there's a llama, another furry little llama. Furry llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, duck. There's a llama, here's a llama, llama, llama, cheesecake, llama. Llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, duck. I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake. But I never found the way. The orange slayed the rake. I only lived 3 days, but lived to tell the tale. Now listen little child to the safety rail. Have you seen a llama kiss a llama on another llama? Taste of llama, farmer, llama, llama, llama, duck. Llama, llama, not a llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, llama in a cara, alarm a llama, llama, duck. Is it told so much now? Is it told so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold. I am low on time now. I've run out of luck. Now I must retire now before I become a...duck." they sang. Gaara was teleported back.
"So how was it?" Jordan asked.
"I am going to kick...your...ass." he replied.
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The chapter title is a Jimmy Neutron reference. Gaaras line is a Family Guy reference.
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Chapter 250
New Characters
A green elephant-like creature, FREDFRED BURGER, walked up to Gaara.
"Poke the peanut. Poke the peanut. Poke the peanut. Poke the peanut." he said as he poked Gaaras gourd.
"Do you mind?!" he yelled.
"Yes."
"I like cereal!" a yellow humanoid monster, CHEESE, said.
"Yeah, I know." Brandon said.
"I like cereal!"
"I KNOW!"
"I like cereal!"
"Shut up! Man you're goofy lookin!"
"Time to go!" the squirrel said and they were all teleported back to the real world.
The scene changed to Itachi hopping from tree to tree.
"What is that?" Itachi said to himself as he spotted a shadowy figure.
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Cheese and FredFred Burger FTW!
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