Anyway, back to Tidus and Kasey:

"Seymour!"

"Oh- why, if it isn't the scrawny little brat." Seymour turned to Kasey and Tidus.

"I'm not scrawny, you're just fat! Now, give me back my Fiancé…." Tidus gave a confused look as he glanced around and didn't see Yuna anywhere. "As soon as she's here, then give her back."

Just then a large set of doors, on the other side of the entrance, and Yuna came out in a white dress. It was actually pretty for her sense of style, but that's because Seymour picked it out. (As you can all tell Seymour is part human, part Gaywad, and part Guada, but for some reason Seymour wasn't gay. That's why he's going to marry Yuna)

"Y-Y-Yuna? Set her free, you…you…." Kasey helped Tidus finish his sentence.

"Fatty, flabby man!….Well, I'm not sure is he's actually a man."

"Whatever." Tidus turned his attention Seymour. "Set her free!"

Seymour laughed, "Well, as you can't see, she is not doing this against her will, but for her…."

"What?" Tidus said impatiently.
"If you can ever figure anything out, this might help you: I just simple hypnotized her with my simple 'Grando-sonic-huble-granbile-hamper ray. You can see I've been wanting her for a long time, and then just a couple days ago I was able to make her agree to marry me. That way, I have no regrets nor broken –heart."

"You're crazy!"

"Oh, am I?"

"Tidus answered, "Yes, you are. I just said you are."

"Well, well, well. Ooh forget that. Come my 'wife to be,' Let us be wed. Yuna walked up to the alter where Seymour and the priest were.

"No Yuna, don't!"

Seymour waved his hand away at Tidus, "Guards, this brat is ruining my wedding." Just then a bunch of gerbils came running in.

Kasey looked confused. "That's it? Those are your guards?"

The gerbils spring into action and pulled out their nonchucks and started singing "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting- do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Those cats were as fast as lighting- do-do-do-do-do-do-do."

Kasey exclaimed sarcastically, "Ooh, I'm terrified"

"You will be. Ninja gerbils attack." The little gerbils jumped and stared hitting Tidus and Kasey with their nunchucks. Kasey and Tidus tried to hold off the ninjas as much as they could, but it's didn't succeed. The gerbils were too fast.

"Wehehehehe!" Seymour gave out an evil laugh.

With as much strength he had. Tidus tried to bring Yuna's mind back. "Yuna help! …I…I…I-I love you!" Just then Yuna blinked as she shook her head, going out of her hypnotisms.

"T…Tidus loves me?" The idea made her come back to reality. She turned her head to where she heard his voice. Once she noticed that her one true love was being beaten by the ninja gerbils, she became pissed. Yuna's gold ring on her necklace, and out of nowhere a Gimmecat appeared (a freaky little cat with wings)

The cat started to talk, "Meow, I want a diamond." The gerbils searched their pockets (Surprisingly, gerbils wear pants)

"We don't have any…." Then the gerbils decided to attack. "Kill the cat!" As the little gerbils attacked the cat, but they ended up healing the it."

"Meow, I'm mad." The Gimmecat summoned magic meteor on the gerbils and killed them all.

Yuna ran over to Kasey and Tidus, whose bodies were limp.

"Wehehehehe! Even though your gimmecat defeated my gerbils, you can't save your beloved Fiancé"

"Tidus please don't die…."

"But he already has."

"Oh, shut up," tears ran down Yuna's cheeks. "Tidus, I love you too…." As her tears dripped down, Yuna's ring started to glow once more. In a flash of light, the Phoenix appeared. Magical, sparkle dust sprinkled over Kasey and Tidus, lifting them off the ground. Then the phoenix finally did a spinning spiral and a big blast of light filled the room. Blinded by the light, Yuna was stunned. However, when the light cleared, Tidus and Kasey were back on the ground- not moving.

Seymour laughed again, "Ha, I told you it wouldn't work. Weeheehee."

Apparently, Seymour spoke too soon, and Tidus' hands started to move. He sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Oww, my head hurts like hell, what happened? ...Yuna?"

"Tidus?" Yuna looked over at him, and gave him a hug. Then she gave him a kiss, "I thought I lost you…." Tidus returned Yuna's affection with a smirk.

"No! How could this happen? I can't lose."

"Well, you just did."

"No! I'll get you for this, Tidus. I'll get you for this!" Seymour ran away, but not very fast, considering he's a bit too fat to run.