SheenaFujiFilm: Hi!!!
DeadlyFlower: ANNA IS PREGNANT!!!
SFF: So? We all know that if we read the last chapter, which we did
Jen: When do I find out?
Amy: When will Kratos find out?
DF: And Lloyd! What is he going to say?
Jen: As well as the questions Sheena is going to ask!
SFF: Alright, there are many complications with Anna's pregnancy. That's why I got her pregnant and had Sheena find out first! How will it all unfold? Well, let's move on with the story! Oh yes, and one of the scenes gets quite random, the randomness involving a goldfish!
DF: Chapter 37: Palmacosta Human Ranch. Chocolat's grandmother. Anna's secret is uncovered by... we'll find out!
Jen ran off the ranch at about 50mph, so everyone else had to fly after her. When they eventually got to the ranch, they met by a man from the Palmacosta government – Neil.
"Everyone! This way!" he called from some bushes. Everyone went to the bushes to see what he wanted.
"Please leave! This is tra-"
"SHUT YOUR FACE!!!" Jen shouted, punched him in the face and knocked him out cold.
"W-Why did you do that?" Lloyd asked.
"Why not?" she grinned, making Lloyd very scared of her.
"You've been really edgy since we got here. Is something wrong?" Presea asked.
"What are you talking about? I'm fine!" Jen said in less than 2 seconds.
"R-Right... Neil was about to say this was a trap. What do you think we should do?" Raine asked.
"Let's split up! Some of us will go and capture Magnius and some of us can go and ask Dorr and his goldfish what he plans on doing! Oh, and take Neil with you!" Jen suggested.
"I think that's a good idea," Zelos said.
"Alright. Who goes where?" Colette asked.
"I'm going to get Magnius!" Jen straight away said.
"I'm going to see Dorr," Sheena said and immediately looked at Anna.
"Y-Yes, me too..." Anna said, looking slightly down.
"Mom? What's wrong?" Lloyd asked.
"Nothing! You should accompany Jen! She could use your help!"
"Okay! I want to crush the Desians!"
"I'd better stay with the side that goes into the ranch so I can heal them if they ge hurt," Raine said.
"I'll stay with Raine!" Genis said.
"M-Me too!" Seles cried as quickly as possible.
"I'm going with Sheena," Zelos grinned deviously.
"I'll stay with Jen," Presea said.
"Colette, you'd better come with us," Sheena said, slightly concerned about her.
"Okay!"
"Mithos, you'd better stick with us too," Zelos said.
"HUH?! I forgot he was here!" Jen scratched her head, wondering how long he had been there.
"Alright. Good luck everyone!" he said. Jen glared and they all went their separate ways. So, here are the teams: Jen, Lloyd, Raine, Genis, Seles and Presea are all off to get Magnius. Sheena, Anna, Zelos, Colette and Mithos are going after Dorr! First, we shall follow Jen and her team!
"Are you... angry about Shuya?" Presea asked.
"No."
"But... He betrayed us all. And you heard what Kuchinawa said. He was in lo-"
"I don't care, okay?! I'm never going to be with because it's a bad idea! He can't see why and no one else can see why!"
"I... see..." Presea whispered, with no idea what more she could say.
"Hey guys, do you think my mom is putting on weight?" Lloyd asked.
"What makes you ask that?" Genis asked.
"You know that's very rude. It's not very nice for your mother to hear," Raine reprimanded.
"Do you remember what your mother looked like? It hasn't been that long since Jen raised her, so maybe she's just been eating slightly more?" Seles said.
"Well... Hmm, I guess you're right! Okay I won't ask again!" After that conversation ended, they all kept quiet as they walked into the enemy territories of the ranch. Raine and Seles both cast Ray and it took out all the Desians outside the main gate. Jen quickly jumped and broke one of the surveillance cameras while the attack went on. Everyone quickly rushed in and Jen revealed 3 colourful cards that got them to the top floor of the ranch. When they got there, they saw the very one they were looking for.
"Chocolat!" Lloyd called. She and the Desians surrounding her spun around and saw the group.
"J-Jen! Everyone!" she cried. Presea quickly ran forward and decapitated the Desians holding Chocolat prisoner.
"Are you okay?" Presea asked.
"Yes, I'm fine!"
"Have you seen Magnius? I want to put a blade through his neck," Jen asked, shocking Chocolat.
"Erm, no. But we could always looking the control room! Follow me, I'll take you there!"
"Right!" And off they went into the control room. But it was empty.
"There does seem to be anyone here..." Seles said, looking around.
"Even so, don't let your guard down," Raine instructed. Everyone kept their weapons drawn and Raine followed Jen to the computer.
"If Magnius is too chicken to come and fight us, let's blow him up!" Jen cackled evilly.
"As well as killing Magnius, we could also deliver another blow to the Desian empire. We've already destroyed Kvar and his ranch..." Raine said, considering all these points. She began tapping into the computer and set the self-destruct timer for 30 minutes.
"We'll free the captives and escape during this time. Let's move!" Raine commanded.
"YESSS!!! AN EXPLOSION!" Jen screamed, pyromaniacally. Everyone ignored her and made their way to the teleporter. Except it would work.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you all!" Magnius laughed and floated down on a chair.
"Oh crap..." Jen muttered, knowing she should have known he was there.
"Hahaha!!! Jen, your plans are foiled."
"Y-You can't kill me! 'Lord'... ugh... Yggdrasil needs me to be alive."
"I know that. But you can't escape here without killing me! And as for those prisoners you intend to free... well, maybe I should unleash their Exspheres!"
"W-What?!" Lloyd cried in shock.
"You're despicable," Presea hissed.
"What's wrong Lloyd? You'll have to fight all those monsters who ended up just like that old lady you killed! Just like Marble!"
"Marble?! You don't mean..." Chocolat froze upon hearing her grandmother's name.
"But I do, my dear Chocolat. Lloyd killed your grandmother after she became a monster!"
"N-no!!!" Chocolat cried, not wanting to believe it. But she knew that it was the truth and stepped back into two Desians, who immediately tied her up.
"Chocolat!" Lloyd cried, and attempted to rush to her aid.
"Leave me alone! I refused to be saved by Grandma's murderer! Leave me alone!" she screamed, with tears streaming down her face. The Desians took her away and there was nothing more anyone could do for her.
"Bitch..." Jen muttered under her breath.
"Get them!" Magnius roared at his little monkeys.
"I'll handle this," Jen said, and opened out her wings. And began chanting something.
"SHINING BIND!!!" she called, and a burst of feathers and light emitted from her body, vaporising everything surrounding her. Seles distracted Magnius with Star Cannon, but he dodged it only to be killed by Presea. He'd jumped into her path and she beheaded him. Raine ran to the computer. 15 minutes had shot by in a flash and they had limited time to save the captives and leave.
"Can't you disable the self-destruction?" Lloyd asked desperately.
"It's harder than that!" Raine said, fiddling with the computer.
"I should have known you couldn't resist to blow up a ranch when you had the chance," came a familiar voice from behind.
"KRATOS!!!" Jen shouted at the top of lungs.
"I've freed the prisoners. So let's get moving," he said. Everyone left without another word and they managed to get out with enough time to see the ranch go up in flames.
"AWESOME!!!" Jen cried, loving the fire and burning.
"Where is everyone else?" Kratos asked, after noticing half of them were missing. Particularly Anna.
"They're on their way to Palmacosta to see if Dorr was working for the Desians," Lloyd explained.
"I see," Kratos said, sighing with relief on the inside.
"They must have made it back to Palmacosta by now. Let's get back there now," Raine said, and off they went.
AND NOW DEAR FRIENDS!!! We join our friends going into Palmacosta.
"Who is the father?" Sheena whispered to Anna when they got into a busy part of the city. Anna turned her head to one side and pretended she didn't hear what Sheena had said, but it didn't work. Sheena decided to ask her later when it was easier for them to talk. And so they walked into the government building and found it deserted.
"I hear something coming from the basement," Zelos said, looking down the stairs.
"Right, let's go," Sheena said, and down they went. When they got down there, they saw Dorr and Kilia talking to some Desians. Dorr was also hugging a goldfish bowl.
"How long will it be until Clara returns to normal? I'm so busy during the day, I'm scared Angelina will die!!" Dorr whimpered, hugging Angelina the goldfish's bowl.
"Not yet. You haven't given us enough Gald yet."
"B-But there's no where else to squeeze money from! Church donations, municipal taxes! What more am I supposed to do!"
"We'll take that goldfish as payment!"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
"Then get us the money! You've been giving us less and less!" the Desian said, and both of them left. Dorr sighed helplessly.
"Father, just give them the goldfish!" Kilia snapped in anger.
"No Kilia!!!"
"You are such a RETARD!!!" Sheena roared in anger.
"Shhh!!! You'll upset Angelina!"
"SHE'S A DAMN GOLDFISH! SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU!"
"LIES!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!"
"Dude, discover women!" Zelos laughed, clutching his gut.
"SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! GET OUT! CLARA, MAKE THEM STOP!" Dorr cried, with real tears streaming down his face. He pulled down a curtain, and they all saw a monster, the same monster Marble had become.
"Oh my god..." Anna paled, so shocked at what she was seeing.
"You... You think more of that stupid fish than your wife! Listen to her! She's crying!" Zelos screamed in rage.
"Kilia! Clara! Someone! Make them stop!" Dorr screamed like a little girl. Kilia walked forward and stabbed him in the face.
"Woah!" Zelos froze, not believing what Kilia had just done.
"To your own father..." Colette whispered.
"That's a laugh!" Kilia cackled, and her body flashed. When the flash stopped, she had transformed into a demon.
"He's spent so long loving that fish, and searching for a medicine that doesn't exist he didn't even notice his own daughter was dead! I serve Pronyma now!"
"DIE!!!" Mithos hissed and stabbed HER in the face.
"What is it with stabbing people in faces today?..." Anna mumbled to herself.
"Err, what now?" Sheena asked. Dorr and Kilia were dead, and now they had to deal with Clara.
"We shouldn't release her. She'll be killed, or she'll kill," Anna said, remembering what she did when she became a monster.
"Anna's right. Let's wait for the others to get back from the ranch," Sheena said, and they left. And when they got outside, they met with everyone else.
"Kratos?" Colette asked.
"He's here because he freed the captives in the ranch! Pretty swish, right?" Jen grinned.
"Wow!" Colette chirped clapping.
"We'll stay in the city tonight. You guys tell Lloyd what happened with Dorr, I'm gonna talk to Kratos! Let's go," Jen said, dragging him off.
"The basic story is... Dorr, the goldfish and Kilia are dead... We put Neil at the church. Anyway, Jen is right. We should stay in this city tonight," Sheena explained.
"Anna, let's walk and talk!" Sheena said, and took her to the church. Sheena turned around to make sure no one followed them, and then proceeded to interrogate Anna.
"You're pregnant. Who knocked you up?" Sheena asked. Anna remained silent, turning her head to one side.
"What are you going to tell Lloyd?" Sheena asked. Anna still said nothing.
"HIYAHH!!!" Jen screamed, jumping out from behind a wall in the church, and knocked Sheena out. She rested her on a chair and turned to Anna.
"I knew it," Jen smiled. Anna went white.
"Oh great..." she sighed.
"Hey Kratos, don't you have anything to say?" Jen asked, and Kratos walked out from behind the same wall, stiff with shock.
"You two really pick bad times to make babies, don't you?" she smirked.
"Shut up," Kratos growled, punching her in the head.
"Oww..."
"So you're pregnant?" he sighed.
"I'm sorry."
"Actually Anna, you shouldn't be blaming yourself! Who's fault is it you're pregnant?" Jen laughed.
"Jen, should you really be here?" Anna asked.
"I'm the only one who knows about you two. I have to help you come up with a cover-up when your stomach gets big!"
"She's right you know..." Kratos sighed, wishing this wasn't happening.
"You still want me to have this child?"
"Do you?"
"We went through this same conversation when I was pregnant with Lloyd. I love Lloyd so much, and I would never change the past so that he wasn't born. And I don't think I could bring myself to have an abortion anyway."
"How did... Sheena find out?" Kratos suddenly asked.
"She saw the signs of pregnancy and put 2 and 2 together."
"This is more of a 1 on 1 situation!" Jen grinned.
"Jen, PLEASE stop making stupid jokes!" Kratos growled.
"Okay, I'm sorry. Anyway, I have a plan concerning Lloyd! We don't say a thing until Anna's food cravings cause her to eat a horse! And if he asks about the vomiting, say you're bulimic!"
"That's not a bad plan..." Kratos said.
"Aren't you supposed to lose weight when you're bulimic?" Anna asked.
"Yes, but sometimes bulimia makes you overweight," Jen explained.
"How do you know?" Anna asked.
"I've done some studying on eating disorders. Anorexia for example!"
"Well, I suppose I don't have much of a choice. I'll have to tell Lloyd I'm bulimic... But what about Sheena?"
"I'll handle her! Just get me another pregnancy test!" Jen smiled.
"Here," Anna said, taking one out of her pocket.
"Why do you have one? I thought you already used one!" Kratos asked.
"I wanted to take another one to make sure there was no mistake. Jen, what do you want it for?"
"I'm not pregnant! I'll use it, and you give it to Sheena! Where did you get this anyway? It's Tethe'allan!"
"I bought it in Altamira."
"Okay! Well, I'll go and do the necessities. You two talk!"
SFF: And we'll pick that up next chapter.
DF: I will laugh my ass off if it turns out Jen is pregnant too.
Jen: WHAT?!
Amy: Are you making Jen pregnant.
SFF: I will clear this up right here, right now – NO!!! Geez!
Jen: Phew... If this story was a soap opera I wouldn't mind, but-
Amy: Alright, don't get all dramatic on us!
SFF: I'm not doing a teen pregnancy case in this type of story! It's more fun to make Anna pregnant due to all the secrecy!
DF: I think it would be funny to put a twist in and make Jen pregnant.
SFF: It would be funny, but I'm not doing it!
Jen: Good!
SFF: RUBBISH JOKE!!!
DF: ...Go...
SFF: How much does a cockney Londoner pay for their shampoo?
DF: I've heard this one... But I can't remember it...
SFF: Pantene!
Jen: I don't get it.
DF: Oh yes, that's the answer! Think in terms of currency. £1.10, pound-ten, Pantene!
Amy: That's not a bad joke!
Jen: You have to be SheenaFujiFilm to get some of these jokes!
SFF: Hehe! Thanks for reading! See you soon!