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De-Ji: Takono is our first questioner!
Zoro:(kicks him where it hurts AGAIN!)
Zoro: (falls on the ground in pain, and starts squirming in pain…AGAIN!)
De-Ji: (kicks Sanji where it hurts… HARDER!)
Sanji: (rolls on the ground in pain) oww… Takono-chwan… everytime you do that to Zoro, De-Ji will do it to me… please stop!!
Usopp, Luffy, Chopper:BREAK DANCE WITH ZORO!
Usopp, Luffy, and Chopper: RIGHT! (starts break dancing)
Suta: (laughs hysterically)
De-Ji: make sure to break dance with baka-cook too!
Usopp, Chopper, and Luffy: Oh! RIGHT!!
Takono: g2g sleepy now :P byes!
Everyone-Zoro and Sanji: ja ne!
De-Ji: next up is K10!
K10: You're back! (glomps De-ji) XD how was camping?
De-Ji: camping was awesome!! Glompage… weird…
De-ji: yes, .9, I don't remember which one but that talent isn't perfected
yet.
De-Ji: aha! I see… I'm gonna have to bug him about that sometime…
Zoro: out of your 10,001,010,010,101.9 secret talents you have, which one was
the .9? and you're tired of chasing me? ah man...(smirks) (pulls out fishing
poll with a strawberry on it and walks around randomly but keeping it out of
his reach.) yay strawberries!
Zoro: it was the one I tried on Mihawk that didn't work… I still need to perfect that one… and I never really did like it, I only did so I could try to kill you. (sees strawberry) (follows strawberry)
De-Ji: I agree! Yay strawberries!
Usopp: Cool! what other things have you made??
Usopp: I actually have been kinda out of making stuff for a little while, but I'm working on that pbb sandwich maker!
Sanji: What does Mellorine actually stand for and/or mean? I forgot.
Sanji: it's actually a dessert-like dish that is very sweet. I use to try and say how sweet girl are!
De-ji: um, ok I'll wait then...? I can't believe I just figured out you were sisters, I'm sorry for not figuring it out sooner. I have no idea what it's like to have one actually, I'm an only child.
De-Ji: hehehe… I mean… nevermind. You might not have to wear it at all, unless you want to. that's ok. Wow… it would be so weird to be an only child… no offense or anything, but I've lived with three siblings for almost my whole life.
Nami: (smiles) I'm not suprised ...so, for example, is 500 belli the same as
500 US dollars?
Nami: Nope, its 1,000 in U.s. dollars. You times the number by 2. for example Luffy's bounty would be 600,000,000 U.S. dollars. Now you owe me 100 belli for the explaination!
Zoro: See?? it ain't tht hard. and you made a confused face right before the
one where you smiled! and don't forget when you glair, that's one...oh! and
when you blush! can't forget that!
Zoro: (grimace) yeah… I got it.
De-Ji: you'll have to excuse him, he went with me to school today, so he's a bit more grumpy. TT.TT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!!! Oh, sorry about that, but I'm sure you understand.
De-ji and Zoro:...so cat's are evil 'cause the scratch you?...
De-Ji and Zoro: well actually, cats don't really have a reason for being evil, they just are…
Luffy and Suta: (sees cat) KITTY KAT!!!!! (chases it around the merry to pet it)
Zoro: (hands you a scavenger hunt paper that leads to strawberries) Do
it!(pushes him towards the first clue)
Zoro: (looks at map) ok… (walks off in the opposite direction)
Nami: ZORO, YOU'RE HEADED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!!!
Robin: (sprouts hands, and turns Zoro around while he's still looking at the map)
De-ji: hurry put this on! (gives you a dress with straberry designs on it)
(after shes done, gives her a bowl of strawberries) stay right...(moves her to
the left alittle) here! (k10 see's zoro comming,runs away)
De-Ji: okay then…
Zoro: (looks up from the map and sees De-Ji holding strawberries) (drools) (tackles De-Ji and grabs the strawberries)
De-Ji: (watches Zoro eat the strawberries) hello? You just tackled me?
Zoro: (is done eating strawberries) gomen ne…
De-Ji: (smiles) that's ok… (finds a napkin in her pocket) here… wipe the juice off your face. (hands him the napkin)
Zoro: (wipes off the juice and walks off to go find a comfortable spot to sleep)
Sanji: Sanji-kun! can I have one of those breakfast sanwiches?
Sanji: OF COURSE!!!! (goes to the kitchen and makes a breakfast sandwich) here ya go! (hands K10 the sandwich) do you like it?
De-ji: depending on the shade of purple..yes I did mean red gomen but still,
there are diffrent shades of purple.
De-Ji: didn't think about that…
K10: ...(gasps from realisation)
Robin: TT.TT Gomenasai! I forgot to comment you for so long! (hugs)
Robin: (hugs K10 back) that's quite alright, I was having fun watching all the chaos from over here anyway. (laughs)
Cattsuki: cattsuki here.
Zoro:I'm pretty strong without my demon powers, as in no ones beaten me
except my sensei and my sis. Anyways... would you really back down? You want
to be the best swordsman, and you can't be unless you beat me! Plus, do
you really want people to know you got scared off by a girl? That won't
help matters... also, (whacks you) thats for sleeping AGAIN! But, you are now free to sleep as much as you want because Alice pointed out that I take several
short naps throughout the day... but, if you sleep while i talk to you, i'll
dye your hair blue!
Zoro: nope… I wouldn't back down.. bring it on! (gets whacked) ow! (grumbles)…
nami: Um... I think i will wear this!(shows the white dress i showed
earlier) are we still on for shopping? And heres the money for the tangerine. (hands you triple what you normally ask for) can i have a tangerine now?
Nami: ok! (stares at money) so much money… (hands you tangerine) I'll have to charge you triple for another though!
Zoro: Luffy thinks! occansionally...
Zoro: occasionally… but not often.
De-Ji: indeed… (giggles)
Sanji: I want you to go cook with your ears plugged until Luffy goes and gets
you, and (WHAM! I hit you) thats for looking at me earlier!
Sanji: (receives earplugs) ok… (starts heading off to the kitchen, but gets whacked) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH EARPLUGS ON!
Zoro, Suta, De-Ji, and Luffy: (whispers) alright! Prank time!! (grins)
Zoro and De-Ji: (whispers) sweet!
Luffy and Suta: Hee Hee!!
Zoro:Here. (passes you rainbow colored hair dye) Dye Sanji's hair. Give me a
sec. (blindfolds Sanji) Don't get caught! And this has no blond in it, so make
sure theres no trace of blond in his hair! And don't ask me how he cooks when
he can't hear or see, its magic! Really, it is! I'm a spellcaster!
Zoro: (recieves hair dye and looks at you funny) (hears the rest) oh, ok… at first I thought you wanted me to dye my hair rainbow colored… (evil smile and walks off to dye Sanji's hair)
Luffy: I want you to eat all the food on your whole ship. But make sure Sanji
doesn't know, ok?
Luffy: OOOKKKAAAYYYY!!! (appears in kitchen suddenly and starts gobbling the food REAL fast)
Nami:I have double all your food that Luffy's going to eat, and I'll pay you,
so please just go along with it.
Nami: Make it double the money and its all good!!
everyone who is here: Don't worry, I have replacement food, but don't let
Sanji know that!
Nami: (watches Luffy eat all their food) good… we were getting low anyway!
Zoro: If you want, help Luffy with eating. Don't worry, this is only
the beginning of my massive prank...
Zoro: nah.. not very hungry right now
De-Ji: I'LL HELP!! (runs over and starts eating)
Suta: Oh… (whiny tone) I wanted to help!
peoples who r here: Can anyone guess what i'm doing to prank Sanji?
Everyone-Sanji, Luffy and De-Ji: nope…
Luffy: Let Sanji see and hear again.
Luffy: Na? ( Luffy is immensely fat) Ok! (takes out ear plugs and blind fold) There!
Ussop: Distract him, and make sure he doesn't know about anything we did!
Make sure he doesn't touch a mirror, and keep him away from the kitchen and
everyone else! oh, and thanks, the pb&j was really good! Are you done with the
pbb sandwich maker?
Usopp: ok… HEY SANJI!! THERE'S SOME GIRLS OVER THERE!!!!
Sanji: (runs over) Where?!! Whrere?!!
Usopp: uh… they jumped overboard!
Sanji: DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU!!! (jumps in the water)
Usopp: That should keep him busy for awhile…
De-Ji: I need you turn his room to a girls paradise: pink, fluff, the whole
lot. I'm sorry you have to see the horrors, but its important to pranking
Sanji!
De-Ji: (shudders) ok, as long as it bugs Sanji!! (runs to the mens' quarters and starts decorating it)
Suta: No way i could forget you! I need you to gather about twenty pretty
girls and put them on the ship! And Haku, who is a boy who looks like a girl!
In fact, make sure Snaji thinks hes a girl! But not yet, Sanji needs to stay
oblivious to all this until next time!
Suta: HAI!! (jumps overboard) AHHH!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!
Luffy: I'm coming!!!! (jumps in too)
Zoro: OI!! (jumps in to save them) (comes back up with both) BAKA!!!!
Suta: (cough) thanks Luffy! (cough)
Luffy: Yep!! (cough)
Zoro: BUT I SAVED YOU!! (whispers) Nevermind….
Suta: (coughs) I guess I should have jumped the other way! (coughs again)
Zoro: NANI?! WHERE DID THAT ISLAND COME FROM!!!
De-Ji: Oi…
Nami: I'm paying you, so please just go along. I need you to act as though
you hurt... but not until I come next time, this prank is far from over, I
just have to go!
Nami: ok… (runs over to Usopp) can I borrow your ketchup star?
Usopp: ok… sure!
everyone-Sanji cause hes being distracted: You all rock and this prank is
huge!
Everyone-Sanji: arigatou!!
Cattsuki: Ps; Gather ramen, lots and lots of ramen!
De-Ji: ok!
Luffy and Suta: RAMEN!!