Hello everyone!

I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO UPDATING! YAYZ! -claps for self-

God...I'm so pissed at my account right now...it's being mean to me and all that jazz... -sob- -sob- -sob- -sob-

OKAY!

I AM DONE SOBBING!

-goes through inbox- ZOMFG (zombie orange flamingos making glass! (xD) )! I HAVE THIRTY-SOMETHING REVIEWS (if my math calculations are right...which they probably aren't...)! WOOO-ness!

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MaC Of The Flies: ...uh...thanks i guess? GET UP GET UP! no need to bow...shi-eesh...

waveblader213: I'm full of them. Sasu-tomato, Tomato-kun, Sasukle, Sasukleness...

Miorochi: Isn't that weird how those things happen?

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Kyra-Mitsu: xD They're swchweetness together...OH COURSE SHE WILL! She's Sia! Does she not have a plan in her pocket? Hmm?

Deidara-Ani-chan: Hmmm...yup it's coolioness...I have, like, a hundred of them up my sleeve...

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Quintessentia: Uh...it's OK, it's OK... AW! THEY'RE SO CUTE! -cuddles with the SasuSaku plushiez- It doesn't. It's very classic. Rofl... SCHWEETNESS! Yay Uchiha shrine! I'll be sure to stop by sometime when I'm not overloaded with homework and doing a life-sized poster of my self for hte walls of my drama teacher's room... xD. (no worries about the counseling...) Sounds like a plan to me... Sasu-tomato. Isn't it amazing? ZOMFG! SASCAKES! Yayz! Thank you!

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tiggeranddash: Hmmmm...life would be very uninteresting for them without sia...

cherrysaki-chan: Uh. Sia wishes to take the reigns here... Sia: RAAR! -tackles Sasukle and Ita-weasel to the ground and proceeds to beat them within an inch of thier lives- AGH NO SIA NO! STOP IT! -grabs her and locks her away- ... -shifty eyes- That never happened, OK?

OH MY ORANGE FLAMINGOS MAKING GLASS! I AM SO GOSH DARN TIRED! I blame my teachers for giving me so much homework...so tired...

-head falls on arms and sleeps peacefully.

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Jerks, Fangirls, and Mean Teachers: The Joys of High School

Chapter Thirty Six: Gai Makes Everything Worse, and…Sia's Afraid of Campfires?

So, over the next few days, the only tell-tale sign that I had gotten exetremly pissed off at my best friend (Sakura Bubble) and my younger brother (Sasu-tomato) was my exetremly sore foot.

Even though that was the only sign to begin with.

Sakura and Sasuke's relationship was anything but smooth. I don't know how many times I forced them into a tiny closet to make up.

In more ways than one.

Cough.

My own relationship with Gaara-

-thank you very much for asking!-

-however, did not suffer.

Like I explained to Temari when she asked why the hell I couldn't just let the two figure out themselves; "Sasuke's inexperienced. He needs to be guided. And Sakura's temper doesn't help either."

Plus, Gaara doesn't argue with me.

…Most of the times.

Yeah…

Sigh.

So tonight's the last night we're at the resort, and Gai, like he ALWAYS does on our 'Youthful Homeroom Youth-Filled Field Trip' (could it really be called a field trip? I think it's more like get-away. …Although we never get to 'get-away' from Gai! WHICH MEANS IT'S NOT REALLY A GET-AWAY!) (MWAHAHAHA! MY LOGIC PWNS!), demanded that there be a 'youthful fire pit-like thing'.

I think he means a campfire.

I politely reminded him that we weren't camping.

He 'youthfully' (and loudly) informed me that I need to 'youthfully be quiet' (OR, as known in the land of teenagers, SHUT UP!).

So I did.

Shut up, I mean.

So all hundred-plus of us gathered in the resort's giant dining room (which had been cleared out for our use).

Don't ask me why there was a giant stage in there.

I don't know.

But Gai, being the weirdo that he was, jumped up there and screamed into the microphone.

I covered my ears pointedly.

"GOOD YOUTHFUL EVENING EVERYONE!"

In the midst of grumblings and mumblings, a clear, loud voice broke through.

"GOOD YOUTHFUL EVENING TO YOU, GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

Everyone groaned together, as if on cue.

"SHUT UP GAI!" Anko, the all great savior, whacked Gai on the head as hard as she possibly could, and took the mike.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH ANKO-SENSEI!" I screamed in my joy, raising my hands up and bowing.

Gaara grabbed me and pulled me back into my seat.

Everyone stared at me.

"ANYWAYS! WELCOME TO THE LAST NIGHT CAMP FIRE!"

Dead silence.

Chirp.

Chirp.

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLAP, MAGGOTS!"

Clapping occurred. Spontaneously. Lots of it.

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU!"

I snorted.

Temari gave me a warning look.

Off to the side, a little bit in front of us, I could see Sasuke and Sakura holding hands.

Gag. Romantics. Roman-antics.

Yes I'd come up with that by myself.

Yes I was aware that I made absolutely no sense at all.

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO PROCLAIM THAT!

NO PROCLAIMING HERE!

GO!

GO!

…I'm done now…

"Sia? Art thou aliveth?" asked Elena, waving a hand in front of my face.

"Huh? What happened? No I did space out at all…"

Temari rolled her eyes. "We didn't say you did, oh smart one."

"HEY! I AM TOO SMART!"

"Riiiiiiiiight…"

"Have you checked the class listings?"

I pulled out a copy from my pocket and shoved it in her face. "Seniors and Juniors. Number 3, Sia Uchiha. Number seventeen…Temari no Sabaku. HA-NESS!"

"…You carry around a copy of the class listings in your pocket? WTF?" Elena asked.

"People don't believe I'm smart. I carry this around to prove it to them."

'Who's higher then you?" asked Temari curiously.

"Itachi. Duh," Konan said, rolling her eyes. "And Pein."

"…Pein's smarticul?" I gasped.

"Hnn," said Pein.

Temari, Elena, Konan and I rolled our eyes.

"Where are you Konan?"

"Number seven." She tapped the page.

"And you Elena?"

"Fifty…I suck…" She said.

"It's OK, we still love you!" I said, hugging her.

"But that's pretty good…since there are five hundred juniors and seniors," said Tenten, looking at listings.

"I guess," Elena said.

There was a pause. Then Temari said, 'Wow. We're actually having an intelligent conversation."

'And?" Konan asked.

"Usually Sia ruins it."

"I DO NOT! HEY!" I screamed, waving my arms.

"YOSH! BE YOUTHFUL MISS UCHIHA!"

Twitch. Spazz.

"NEVER! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I WON'T BE LIKE YOU OR LEE! NEVER! MWAHAHA HA!"

That's when Temari decided that I was done for the day.

"MISS UCHIHA!"

'…Yes Gai-sensei?"

'You are unyouthful! I AM GIVING YOU YOUTHFUL DETENTION!"

"WHAT, NO! DON'T! PLEASE!"

"You will…' He laughed. It boomed off the spaces of the gym.

I waited.

"Have to attend all the campfires I host for the rest of your high school career! And your college one too!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I flailed, fell off my bed, and spazzed out on the floor.

Twitch….twitch…

"WHAT THE HELL?" Temari screamed at me from her bed, glaring at me, crabby as hell.

I assumed the fetal position.

Cricket…chirp…chirp…

They stared at me blankly.

"What the hell is the problem now?" Mint asked grumpily, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

"Who knows?" Tenten muttered, cranky.

Temari stared down at me. "…Sia…?"

"Gai…" Twitch. "…Detention…" Twitch. "…Campfire…" Twitch. Twitch. Full-out body spazz.

"…Is she OK?" Mint asked.

"Was she ever OK?" Temari asked.

"…If she wasn't scared out of her mind right now, she would be totally pissed off at you."

I continued to spazz on the floor.

"…Someone wanna call Gaara, Itachi or Sasuke?" Mint suggested.

Dead silence.

They all contemplated it. "…Well…" Tenten said.

"…Hmmm…" Temari said.

Mint blinked, waiting for the conclusion to be made.

"…That's a good idea, but…"

"…But what?"

"What if we just left her here? It would be easier…"

"..Hmm…"

'I like the way your mind works," Mint announced.

Temari smirked. "I do too." The two walked out the door.

"You comin' Tenten?"

"…Uh yeah."

I blinked. Suddenly I realized I was…alone…

"GUYS! HEY!"

No answer.

"...Why does everyone leave me alone...I'm still unloved..."

Sob.

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Roman-antics. Hee hee.

Sia is so random...

I feel like I should make a dictionary about her language, so people can understand her sometimes...

Sigh.

Poor poor Sia. Gai's even haunting her in her dreams.

And that's just plain wrong.

Plus everyone always leaves her behind.

Oh well.

She'll wreak her revenge soon enough.

Anko, the beloved savior-!

-looks into next room-

ZOMFG! ITACHI, DON'T TOUCH THAT! -races away-

Inner Maybelle: ...Uh...OK then. Just dump all the responsibility on me, as usual...

Inner Maybelle: We recieved THIRTY reviews this chapter, so we'd like to get thirty-five next chapter before she updates, but she will accept thirty reviews instead, if need be...

DJ!

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Inner Maybelle: No flames though-she is accepting constructive critisism.

Inner Maybelle; The faster y'all review, the faster she'll update!

Inner Maybelle: ...For the most part.

Ja ne,

Lady Maybelle of Confusion

Inner Maybelle

and

Sia-turtle (I blame Itachi)