Dean was slunk down in the passenger seat glancing up in the mirror at the angel sitting in the backseat with a smug expression, "You think you're pretty damn funny don't you?"
Castiel stuck his chin in the air and tilted his head, "Not especially…I am angry with Sam."
Sam glance up in the mirror than back to the road, "What did I do?!"
"You made me put my candy in the trunk."
Dean smiled and let out a loud, "Ha! That's where junk belongs…in the trunk." Dean turned around and made a face at the angel, Castiel tapped Sam on the shoulder, "He's looking at me."
Sam gripped the steering wheel and growled, "I don't give a shit, both of you shut up its bad enough you cock blocked me at the grocery store and now my date for tonight is my right hand…."
"Well Sammy technically it's not cock blocking if I'm not hitting on her…which I could have sealed that deal in five minutes but you had to sniff her melons first, and…."
"Dean I swear to god I'm going to pull over."
"Fine."
Castiel leaned forward, licked his finger and stuck it in Dean's ear, "Ewww Sam he gave me a wet willy!"
Sam started to slow down and the angel quickly sat back. Dean rubbed his ear on his shoulder, "You're disgusting where do you learn that crap Cas?"
"From you Dean, you did that to me yesterday."
Dean chuckled, "That's not where I stuck my finger."
Castiel looked to be sure Sam wasn't watching then the angel pulled out the giant gummy elf he swiped from the bag before Sam put his candy in the trunk. "Dean…Dean look at me…Dean."
"What!"
The angel held up the gummy elf and wiggled it at Dean then gave the hunter a not very angelic grin.
"Sam he's threatening to rape me with an elf."
Sam pulled over, got out, opened the trunk and the hunter and angel watched their sex candy fly across the ditch.
Sam leaned in, snatched the elf away, ripped off its head and dropped it on the ground. "Now who wants their ass kicked?"
Dean got out and sat in the back with Castiel for protection, they took off again. "Cas you won't let Sam kick my ass will you…he is such a bitch!"
"Don't worry Dean I'll protect you, your ass is much too fine to kick." Dean purred, "No kicking but maybe a spanking."
The angel pulled a handful of licorice whips from his trench coat and whispered, "You are a very bad boy."
Sam glanced up then back to the road, "You two better not have any candy back there!"
The hunter and angel locked fingers, "No sir Sammy we promise."