A Best Friend's Greed
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A/N: They are 37 now, 16 years have passed
Chapter 35 (Comeback War)
"What did you say your name was?" Dr. Richards asked while crossing his arms. Angie sighed and closed her eyes. "I'm guessing this isn't a history project."
"My name is Angie Brown, but I believe my real name is Angie Benson. I know you probably will think I'm crazy, but I believe I am that baby that was stolen." Angie let out a sigh and held her hands up to her chest. "My 'mother' said I was abducted from the General Hospital. This was before going back into her usual trancelike state." Dr. Richards raised his eyebrow and tilted his head to the side.
"What proof have you got?"
"I'm not sure, but you can take all the blood tests you want!" Angie held out her arm and grabbed it, her eyes were wide and her tone quick and sharp. "I know I sound like a nut job, saying that I think I'm the president's daughter. However, I believe I am. There's only been one abduction here sixteen years ago, and I was that one."
"I see…"
"Not only that, but my so called mother is Tanya Smith, or now Brown." Dr. Richard's mouth fell slightly and Angie's eyes grew determined. "That bastard that took me, he took her also. I think he raped her, and continued doing so, controlling her and never letting her out of his sight. She's like a shell of her former self, that's what it seems like! She's rotting in that hellhole, and needs help. Not only that, but I want to go to my real parents. I swear to god, if you put me in a mental institution…"
The doctor let out a small laugh and Angie's eyes narrowed, he wasn't going to be throwing her in a mental facility. "You're no mental patient, I can see that. You seem like a smart girl, having figured all this out on your own." Angie kept her determined look and breathed out as she stared into the doctor's eyes, this was how determined she was to find out who her real parents were.
"Yo doc, who's the fierce person you have here?" A voice asked. Doctor Richards smiled and Jade looked over, Daniel Benson was walking into the doctor's office.
"Oh, Daniel, you're here for your monthly meeting?"
"Yeah, have you found anything new?" Daniel always met with Doctor Richards every two to three months, just to tell him what was going on. It was enough that he didn't have to get the secret service following him around everywhere. "I tell you, I'm kind of glad my father told the secret service that I was good on my own, though I think they still follow me around a bit…" Daniel looked over at Angie and she turned her gaze over to him, all sound and movement ceased once they locked eyes.
Daniel's mouth slowly opened and Angie stood frozen, both felt like they were practically looking into a mirror. Daniel breathed in slowly and Angie exhaled. "So, who do you think you are?" Angie asked without moving an inch. "I was having an important meeting." Daniel raised his eyebrow and tilted his head slightly.
"Yeah, but I have scheduled meetings with the doc that just can't be overlooked. Sorry, but I may have to throw you out." Daniel smirked and Angie let out a small scoff.
"Excuse me? You'll have to wait your turn, I'm sure I saw a waiting seat outside the room."
"Hey, I'm the son of the President, I have automatic Valet passes!"
"Oh really, is that so?" Angie smirked and Jade continued to gawk at Daniel. Angie glanced at Jade and blinked, she rolled her eyes and then glanced back at Daniel. "Well I just so happen to be the one that was birthed by this doctor. Plus, I'm a missing child. I hope you're not intending on using the "son of the President" excuse to pass me up. That is so arrogant!"
"Nah, I wouldn't normally do that." Daniel crossed his arms and smirked at Angie. "Yet, you're the one playing the birth card, and missing child card at the same time. I suppose that makes you slightly arrogant as well. However, is your father the President?"
"No, but he is a bastard!" Daniel raised his eyebrow and Angie smirked at him. "I don't know about my real father, he could be President for all I know." Jade continued to gaze at Daniel, Angie was slightly sidetracked by this fact.
"Well if that's your friend right there, it seems she likes me better and the doctor does have scheduled appointments with me. I suppose I could let you have this time…nah, I have to have this time."
"Oh you do? Well, I'm not giving in either, even if you are the son of the President of the United States!"
"Right, and how could you say your father could be the President, that would make you my sister."
"Well you do look like me, bud." Angie crossed her arms over and smirked, Daniel raised his eyebrow again and smirked at her. Jade blinked and walked over to Dr. Richards.
"What are they fighting about again?" Jade asked in a quiet voice.
"I have no clue," Dr. Richards responded. Jade sighed and the doctor crossed his arms over, still humored by what was happening.
"So, it seems both of us need this time slot," Angie said while smirking. "I'm not willing to give it up, I need to find someone important."
"Oh yeah, well same here," Daniel responded. He narrowed his eyes and kept his arms folded across. "I'm not willing to give up my scheduled appointment, either."
"So, may the better person get the time slot."
"Hah, better, is that it? I bet you don't get all A's in school." Angie laughed and Jade let out a soft whistle, Angie was an excellent student.
"Oh boy, I've never made less than an A minus. Unlike you, who probably goes to a school wearing nothing but dorky outfits." Daniel smirked and looked at Angie, she was wearing almost the same type of clothing as he was.
"I hate to say it, but that looks pretty dorky to me." Angie muttered and narrowed her eyes while Daniel let out a small laugh. "I made a new type of wedgie, it's called the supreme rocket wedgie-"
"Pull it back so far and when you let go it makes the person start flying across the yard?" Angie raised her eyebrow and gave off a low chuckle. "I invented that wedgie at school, people fear me because of it."
"I still need to talk to the doctor, my mother needs to find out anything she can about her missing child."
"Oh? Well my 'mother' needs help because she's in an emotional wreck!" Angie included air quotes around mother, to emphasize that the woman wasn't her real mother. Daniel of course, got that much. By now, Jade and Dr. Richards pretty much figured the banter between the two of them was understandable. "I could go on forever, I'm not quitting. Dork."
"Same can be said for me, Dorkette." Angie raised her eyebrow once more and let out a small huff, she had to admit that she saw that one coming.
"So, you're the President's son and you give wedgies, I guess you get in trouble often."
"Yeah, but probably not as much trouble as you." Angie and Daniel narrowed their eyes and the next words they spoke were simultaneous.
"Six detentions per week."
"Not bad, but pretty interesting for someone so high on the scale. Don't you think that gives your dad a bad name?"
"Nah, the media isn't concerned that much with the children of the president. I might also mention that that doctor birthed me, so I can use that birth card as well."
"Oh, well how lucky for you." Angie kept her glare on Daniel and did not move a muscle. "Still not backing down." Jade and Dr. Richards let out a sigh, both of them were considering going to get some soda and perhaps food from the hospital cafeteria.
"So, what's your friend's name? She looks kind of cute." Angie blinked and let out a rough laugh.
"Her name's Jade, but I'm not too sure if she should date the ever famous Daniel Benson."
"Be it as it may."
"You got a friend for me to date? I'm Angie by the way." Daniel chuckled lightly and shrugged his shoulders.
"Maybe, but I think we'd have to have a pretty good talk before I'd let you date any of my friends."
"Same." Angie and Daniel both smirked, quickly growing used to seeing their face on a body of the opposite gender.
"Nice to see we agree on that."
"Ugh, how do we look alike?" Daniel shrugged and Angie let out a smirk. "I sure do wonder about that."
"Maybe we're related."
"Ugh, if I was your sister, I should flavor your coffee with poison." Daniel laughed and smirked at Angie.
"If I was your brother, I would drink it." Angie walked toward Daniel and circled around him, she made a clicking sound of disappointment and slowly shook her head.
"How are you even related to the president? Look how dorky you look! That's sad, the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"I bet they needed one to prevent someone as dorky looking as you from coming out of your mother." Daniel smirked and Angie blinked, she now felt it was necessary to top that.
"Hm, well I think you're pretty ugly as well, but that could just be me."
"Ah, but you're pretty good looking…for a gorilla that is."
"Oh ho, is that so?"
"Nah, I've changed my mind." Angie raised her eyebrow and smirked as she circled Daniel once more.
"Excellent, so does the new one work better?" Daniel rolled his eyes and kept his arms crossed.
"Hah, hah." Daniel sniffed and cringed his nose, causing Angie to raise her eyebrow. "Why do you smell funny?"
"Simple, it's called soap. I don't think you've ever smelt it before." Daniel narrowed his eyes and glared at Angie for a moment.
"I'd insult you again, but I don't think you're bright enough to notice."
"Maybe I'll try being nicer to you, but that's only if you try being smarter." By now, Jade and the doctor were looking at pictures on the shelves, and passing the time. It seemed the banter between Daniel and Angie would never end.
"That's actually quite rude."
"I'm not being rude, Daniel. You're just insignificant." Daniel chuckled at that and started to circle Angie. Angie raised her eyebrow and watched as Daniel circled her and finally stopped. "What, you can't think of anything?"
"No, not at all, I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality." Angie's lip twitched and curled into a smile, Daniel's lips turned to a grin as well. He crossed his arms and Angie looked at him with almost pleading eyes. "I'll call the head of secret service and Dad as well." Angie nodded and both she and Daniel turned toward the doctor. Jade and Dr. Richards looked at them with semi bored looks and were shocked that the war was finally over.
"So, what happens now?" Dr. Richards asked while glancing in between the two. Daniel smirked and placed his elbow on Angie's shoulder.
"I am going to contact the head of secret service and have them contact my father. Then, you're going to take my DNA and compare it with hers." Daniel and Angie both grinned. Jade and Dr. Richards blinked and let out a sigh, Daniel and Angie really did look alike.
Daniel and Angie must take after their mother. I hope you liked that chapter.