Mayu: HERE! YOU PEOPLE READ THIS AND SHADDUP!!
Jack: Stop yelling.
Mayu: SHADDUP!!
Kohana glared at Jack from across the breakfast table.
Jack glared back.
"I'm not going to let you take what's mine." Jack said.
"I'm afraid you don't really have a say in the matter."
"What?!"
"Say goodbye to your precious!"
"Noo!!"
Kohana flung her arm across the table, grabbed her target, and stuffed Jack's jelly roll into her mouth.
Jack watched in horror as she devoured his roll.
"NO!! YOU FIEND!!"
"Ya gotta be quicker."
"Wanna fight for the cinnamon roll now?"
"JACK SPICER!"
Jack and Kohana turned their attention to the front door.
Standing there was a man with grey hair and a fat woman wearing a cheetah print dress.
"Hey, Jack, who're the old people?"
"SSHHH!! Those're my parents!!"
"Jack, we need to talk."
Jack quaked in fear in the shadow of his mother.
"W-what about?"
"We need an heir to our family fortune."
"I'm the heir."
Mr. Spicer's eyes stared coldly at his son.
"No, you are the disappointment that lives in the basement."
Kohana giggled silently with her jelly roll.
"Well….what do you want me to do about it?"
"You are to produce the heir."
Kohana chugged down her orange juice.
"Like give birth?" She asked.
The Spicer family looked at her.
Mr. Spicer turned to his son.
"Who is this young lady, Jack?"
"Muh…muh..m-my…girlfriend…?"
"I'm Kohana!"
"Kohana who?"
"..Kohana Live!"
Mrs. Spicer arched an eyebrow.
"I see. So you are the young lady who was caught having sex with Jack in the nurses office."
"Yup! That's me!"
Mrs. Spicer smiled at Kohana.
"Do you have any parents?"
"Nope."
"I see. Well then, you are to marry our Jack and give birth to the heir of the Spicer family fortune!"
"YAY! ..Wait, what?!"
Mayu: THERE!! ARE YOU HAPPY?! ARE YOU SATISFIED?! HERE'S YOUR DAMN UPDATE!! SO SHUT YOUR DIRTY PIE HOLES!!!
Jack: She had a bad day.
Mayu: SHADDUP!!