Chapter 35:
"Nepu?"
"Oh, it's' just Neptune" I thought it was someone else. That would be too tragic.
"Geez, what's with the not cliché reaction. Wouldn't you be having a nosebleed from seeing a girl naked?" Neptune says her dissatisfaction.
In case you're asking, Neptune here is just about to remove her underwear. And judging by the towel that I see hanging on the hanger by the side, it seems she wants to take a bath.
Apparently this isn't actually the bathroom, but rather the changing room before the actual bath. On the right there's a mirror and a granite counter for the tap and sink. On the left is door to the toilet, probably. And upfront is an obscure moss-type glass window slider to the actual bath. The tiles are all glittered with a bright assortment of colors that are too many to indicate.
"I've already seen you're naked body so many times now, I'm used to it" I say as I enter, close and lock the door behind me. Neptune completely removes the last of clothing.
"Guaaah! Th-that means you're getting fed up with me. I-Is it because I'm unsexy during sex?"
"Not really. But you are a natural though" a rarity to see women being so natural at it that you might even consider it as a talent.
"Then I'm a pervert!?"
"Probably"
"Neepuu~…." What a sad Neptune. The scales must have befallen before her eyes.
"It's fine. Jared is a bigger pervert than me" she made a comeback.
"The hell?"
"I mean, you've already done it with countless other girls before me, right? That means you're a bigger pervert than me"
"My gawd…" I think that scales have fallen before my eyes as well. Well, I actually do have experience with countless other girls before. But I am not obliged in any way to remember them though.
"So what's up? Want to do another bath scene with me? This is what the readers read these for after all" don't break the 4th wall woman.
"I just want to take a pee. Nothing more"
"Aww… And I'm already ready to have it"
"I do want to succumb to my temptations but someone would hear us and that would be terrible" it would give a certain little sister a shocker.
"Then can I watch you pee?"
"Absolutely not" I chop her head. And what the heck is with the sparkle in your eyes when you said it.
*CHOP!*
"Nepuu~…" she holds her head.
"Next time we'll do it, okay? We'll do it all night if you want to" hopefully that would let her hold her desire to watch me pee. Gawd this girl is a handful and headache to be with. In a good way, mind you.
"Fiiine… Give me a kiss then"
"All right… Mm… *Smack*" I give Neptune's puckered up lips a smack. She smiles sweetly and walked off towards the bath. Hearing water starting to flow in there, I head off towards the toilet room and answer nature's call.
"Ooh! A neeto breakfast!"
"Yes, they all look really delicious (^_^)"
"Neppy Jr. is a great cook"
"U-Um…I really didn't do anything special though" the little sister is a humble one.
The breakfast prepared for us on the table is an Omelette with ground beef and onions, sausages, and ham. It's a good assortment of a breakfast menu plus even the smell breeds off a home cooking-esque that I favor so much.
"But Jared's cooking is much better though. So I'm kinda losing in that department now" Nepgear added.
"Don't worry, you're not. And I'm a fan of home cooked meals"
"Really? Even though you're meals can rival a 5 star restaurant?"
"Really, really" it reminds me of a certain woman who is such a klutz in her dishes and yet it tasted so good.
"I'm fuangry…" baby-Compa said.
"Well with that out of the way let's all eat! （＾▽＾）"
"Thanks for the food!"
Everyone settled in. Neptune and I are seated next to each other, with baby-Peashy on her lap. Plutie and Nepgear are opposite of us with baby-Compa and baby-Iffy on their laps respectively. Histy is sitting nicely on the table with her own set of tiny utensils. Everyone takes what they need towards their plates. I say 'everyone takes' but all they did was to ask me to give them what they want. And we all dig in…
"Say 'aah' for me…"
"Aaah… mph…" Nepgear has successfully fed baby-Iffy.
"Open up for the train"
"Aaah… mph… Tasty, tasty!"
"Mhm, mhm. Eat so you can be big and strong"
"Oookay…" Plutie had thrown the generic motherly line to baby-Compa. Of course, it's effective on any child.
"Hey P-ko! Stop playing!"
"Ahahaha!"
It seems my fiancée is not doing well. Peashy is doing nothing but swinging a spoon as if it was a magical wand. Plus on top of it all, she's making a mess out of Neptune's plate. Kids these days can't be restrained, geez…
"Hey…!"
*Thonk!*
Ow dammit. Peashy just hit me with a spoon on the head.
"P-ko! Now you're going too far!" an angry Neptune is angry.
"Ahahaha!"
*Thonk!* *Thonk!* *Thonk!*
Ow, ow, ow! She's hitting me with a force of a grown man knocking on my skull. Not letting another one hit me again. I grab her small body and put her on my lap. She still squirms under me.
"Yo, you won't get to eat if still squirm like that" I tell the baby.
"Boo! I want to play and eat!" and she still squirms.
"Geez, you won't get any dessert if you keep being spoiled like that" Neptune said.
"Ookay…" and… she stopped?
"Haa? That worked?" Neptune seems dumbstruck as well.
"At least your favorite dessert is the answer for this child" I take a spoonful of the omelette egg with ground beef and put it before the baby-Peashy.
"Say 'aaah'"
"Aaah… mmf… Tasty! Tasty!" the baby happily said.
"You're next Neptune, give her a piece of your sausage"
"Well, since I'm getting married and all I have to have experience with these things, right?" that's not actually what I'm going for but that sounds good as well. She takes a small part of her sausage on her spoon and brings it to the toddler.
"Say 'aaah' "
"Ahmf!"
"Nepu! That's my arm! My arm!"
"Pfft! Haha" now this is comedic. Instead of the sausage she went and bit her forearm instead.
"Ow, ow, ow. Now my docile skin has a bite mark on it"
"Let me see" Neptune places her bit arm before me. It isn't any deep or anything like that.
"You're going to be fine. And it's not bleeding of any sort"
"Geez, and I thought I was gonna have rabies or something"
"That's from animals. And rude as well"
"Hey, hey. Food, food…" baby-Peashy begged and tugged.
"Okay, okay… say 'aah'…" I bring her another spoonful.
"Aah… mmf!"
"…"
"…"
"They're like a happy family!" Plutie said.
"The difference between them night and day. (-_-)"
"But they're so good together… All three of them" Nepgear said.
"I still can't believe that she's in a relationship in that state. (；¬＿¬)"
"I guess when it comes to love. He doesn't actually mind what she is"
"But Neppy is smiling right now" once Plutie said her observation everyone noticed as well. Neptune's smile right now isn't anything special. Rather, in big-Compa's words, her smile is a 'level up' right now.
"When she smiles like that it means that she's really, really happy. And that makes me happy as well"
"I guess, I've never seen Sis smile like that before now"
"You're right. In cliché shows, it's a smile of a girl in heartfelt love. (^▽^*)"
"Can I have some more food?"
"Food pwetty pwease…" the two toddlers begged.
"Oookay, open up for the train"
"Say 'aah', IF"
"Neptune…" I call to her as I move my head closer to hers.
"Hm?" she also leans towards me.
"I love you" I say it in whisper.
"I love you too…" and she returns it with her picturesque smile.