Gin's Job Special 3
Title: Gin the Hog
Rating: T for Totally Funny
Fandom: Case Closed/Detective Conan; Clash of Clans
Timeline: After Akai's Death
Summary: Gin is a hog. Vermouth is a hog rider. AnokataRules attacks I Like Pie.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DETECTIVE CONAN OR CLASH OF CLANS!
A/N: This is a sequel to Gin the Barbarian.
Gin awoke. He realized that he wasn't in his bed. In fact, he didn't feel like himself. He looked at himself in a nearby puddle. His eyes widened. He was shorter and had four legs. He had gained weight..a lot of weight... He had a snout and a curly tail. His ears were triangular. But the most hated trait was that he was pink. Gin was a hog.
A woman came around the corner. "Come on, Gin. We need to get to war!" She hopped onto Hog-Gin.
"GET OFF MY VERMOUTH!" Gin squealed. "I AM NOT A HORSE!"
"And I'm not a horseman," Vermouth retaliated. "You're a Hog and I'm a Hog Rider."
"Did anyone mention that you are so heavy that I might collapse under your weight?" Gin teased.
Vermouth's eyes showed her anger. "Hurry up Gin; if we lose the war you'll become bacon!"
"WHAT!?" And Gin sped off.
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"So who are we attacking?" Gin asks.
"We are attacking a clan called I Like Pie." Vermouth informs as they jumped over the wall.
They were near the Clan Castle. The gates opened and the troops came out. There were multiple Dragons. But then he came out. A single P.E.K.K.A. came out. "Vermouth…" The P.E.K.K.A. growled.
"Wait a second," Gin said. "That voice…Akai!?"
"Gin, is that you?" Akai then burst into laughter. "You're a hog!"
"How did you go from Barbarian to P.E.K.K.A.!?" Gin demanded.
"I offered the Master-Mind pie," Akai then thought for a second. "Did anyone tell you that you'll make crispy bacon? Mmm…bacon…"
"AHHH!" Gin cried, dashing away. "HELP!" He then ran up to Vodka the Giant. "Vodka stomp on the P.E.K.K.A.! He's trying to eat me!"
"He's too big for me to stomp on," Vodka says.
"He's trying to make me into bacon!" Gin screamed. "This is so wrong! I want to be a Barbarian again!"
"You'd actually look good on a breakfast plate next to eggs and a glass of orange juice…" Vodka trailed off.
Gin continued running. "WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO EAT ME!?"
"Slow down or I'll fly off you fat whiny pig!" Vermouth shouted.
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU FLY OFF!" Gin increased his speed and Vermouth did fall off. "EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Thank you to Le1lan1M112 for the help.