OH MY GODDDDDDDDD! There is bad words in this! But that shouldn't phase you. I wouldn't suggest reading this at work or in the presence of elders, though.

Last time, on The Randomness Show...

Bakura: Where's Marik?

Angel: The kitchen

DUN DUN

Angel: Hey, where'd Bakura go?

Ryou: The kitchen.

Angel: TURN ON THE KITCHEN KAMS!

DUN DUN

Marik: Bakura, do you want a sandwich?

Bakura: Marik, do you want an ice cube?

Marik: YES.

DUN DUN

Bakura: Do I get a sandwich?

Marik: Yep! *throws his completed sandwich on Bakura's shirt*

Bakura: DAMMIT MARIK! You know, sometimes I wonder why I even hang out with you.

Marik: Because you love me! *throws arms open for a hug*

*Bakura rolls his eyes, and throws a few ice cubes on Marik*

Marik: Hey! Now my shirt is all wet! *pouts*

Bakura: I don't think that'll be much of an issue. *takes a step towards Marik*

Marik: And how is that? This is 97% pure-

Bakura: I don't care, you idiot. *pulls Marik towards him, and takes his 97% something shirt off*

Marik *whispering*: *blushes* B-Ba... right now, Bakura?

[Marik and Bakura proceed to make out]

Marik: Bakura, don't you think that... the people will wonder where we are?

Bakura: *sighs* I guess so... but we're coming back to this later.

Marik: Of course! *wink*

-In le Blonde Room-

Angel: How was your sandwich?

Marik: It was just great thank you very much.

Angel: It looked like it!

Marik: ...Looked?

Angel: Heh.

Bakura: ...Kitchen cams?

Angel: KAMS. And yes.

Bakura: With a K?

Angel: NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

Bakura: You do realize that-

Angel: YES I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A C. Now go have sex with Marik.

Bakura: What?

Angel: Nothing.

Bakura: Ooookay then...

Angel: YES. NOW GO, MY CHILDREN. GO HAVE SEXY YAOI TIME FOR ME.

Marik: Do I get a say in this?

Angel: Not really.

Marik: Okay then, continue.

Angel: See, Marik is agreeable.

Ariana: And that's why he's uke!

Angel: Aren't you supposed to be at the Sheraton?

Ariana: *checks imaginary watch* OH SHIT I'M LATE. *runs out the door*

Angel: As I was saying... you know what? We can just end it here. You'll get to see Bakura with the whipped cream in the next episode anyway. Also, Marik?

Marik: Yes?

Angel: You left your shirt in the kitchen.

Marik: ...