Two chapters in one day, holla at a playa!
Tara: I'm concerned. Ignore that moron and read this odd ship instead. Please, before she starts singing.
Karkat was confused. Somehow, this little green leprechaun got on the meteor, and he wouldn't stop following Karkat around.
His name was Clover. He was short, with a purple hat that proudly flaunted the number four. From spending weeks with the leprechaun, Karkat had learned a number of things.
Clover was extremely superstitious. One time, Rose nearly opened an umbrella in one of her drunken stupors, and Clover practically shrieked to stop her. He was also very lucky, maybe luckier then Vriska. He told time riddles, and was adorable.
Wait, what? Oh fuck. Karkat may have red feelings for this dancing leprechaun.
The time he spent with Clover was now unbearable. Clover would give Karkat drawings of rainbows, crescent moons, and hoofbeast shoes. It would take all of Karkat's will to not break down and hug the adorable green little guy.
What made it the worst was his complete ignorance of leprechaun romance. Never in his life did Karkat ever want to listen to one of Aranea's rants, just to understand us foreign love.
Then his prayers were answered. The meteor went through a dream bubble, and Karkat ran out to find Aranea. Or course, he was giving Clover a piggy back ride. "Aranea, I need help. What does this mean?" Karkat asked. He handed one of the drawings to her.
Aranea laughed. "The crescent moon is conundrumment. It means Clover tells you riddles." Karkat nodded. It was definitely true. "The hoofbeast shoe means teammates. You two team up to prank others." Karkat smiled as he remembered the time Clover had helped him hang Dave to the ceiling fan by his cape.
"The last one is halfship. This means he wants to be in a relationship with you, but thinks the feelings are one-sided."
"What relationship do you want to be in?" Karkat asked, setting Clover on the ground Clover blushed, looked down, then made a heart shape with his hands.
"That's matespritship," Aranea whispered. She slowly backed away. Karkat felt his cheeks turn red, the made the same shape.
"Matesprits?" Karkat asked. Clover nodded.
Not too long, I know, but I thought it was cute. If you didn't read the chapter on leprechaun romance, I suggest you go do that. It'll make this easier to understand. It's chapter 23. Thanks to wrathofnerds for preparing me for this. As always, leave a request in the reviews and tell me what you thought.
Alright, I'm out.