Disclaimer: I don't own Dead Poets Society. Ya, sorry to disappoint you.

How To Live like a Dead Poet:

Chapter 35: Lost

How To Find Your Way Around A Big City Like A Dead Poet:

Neil: Just follow your 'Manly instincts'. You have to end up somewhere.

Todd: Figure out ahead of time where you going so when Neil's 'manly instincts' get you lost you can figure out where you going.

Charlie: Ask cute girls for directions. End up at a strip club. (true story)

Knox: Ask people for directions for a street only to realise you've been on it for 20 minutes.

Cameron: Stand like a dork in front of a subway map for 30 minutes trying to figure out where Central park is. (This is probably the most annoying thing ever in the history of everything.)

Meeks: It's called a map. Ever heard of it?

Pitts: Pshhhhh, who needs to find there way? Lost is the new found you know.

A.N. Hey guys, I'm considering (CONSIDERING! KEY WORD!) doing a bunch of one-shots that go along with each of the "How To's" and I wanted to know if you guys would be interested in that. Anyways go review.

-C

Todd Says:

Read.

Review.

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