Chapter 37: Koro-sensei's Essay Time

(Nakamura POV)

I never knew she would make us write...

"Okay you brats! Today is the day that I actually make you do an actual English assignment! Take out your pencils and paper, because you're gonna have to write a page about your favorite classmate in your life." Our Bitch-sensei loudly announced when she walked into the classroom.

"Make sure you can also put your feelings and emotions on paper! Don't let your emotions go unnoticed!" She continued on.

She then immediately walked out, leaving us to do our assignment. Kind of weird, this is the first time our Bitch actually made us write something, usually we would do all of our work verbally.

I looked over to Nagisa. "What're you gonna write about?" I asked him.

Nagisa shrugged: "I'm not so sure, I don't think that I have one favorite." He said in a light hearted tone.

"Maybe you should write about Kayano." I snickered.

"Oh stop it Nakamura!" Nagisa blushed.

Okay now, who should I write about? Who is gonna be my "favorite" person? I looked all around me, and I just so happen to find Karma sleeping sideways on his desk. Doesn't he even get enough sleep?

You know what, I'm going to write about him. It's gonna be really easy because I can just describe his terrible terrible personality in a multitude of ways! It was gonna be a piece of cake.

And there I was writing quickly about my new subject.

Karma is my favorite person. He is my favorite person in many different ways. His personality is the greatest thing about my favorite person. He is deceitful, evil, and righteous. Karma does too much when he just wants to be annoying. He is probably the most evil person I have ever met so far. I don't even know how we became friends in the first place, albeit, best friends. We are obviously too different. He is evil and I'm a good person, that is all there is to say...

Alright, I can't believe I already wrote half a page already. Easy.

I might as well not think about what I'm even writing!

But there was something about him that I'm just attracted to. I don't know why, but every time I am near him, it gives me a feeling that everything will be okay. That's something I really like about him. He's carefree and doesn't care about anything that comes his way. He's just everything that I want to be. Karma, I want him to be with me throughout my life. If I were to meet him earlier in my life, I think I could've been a lot happier. That's why Karma is my favorite person.

What the...

I WROTE ALL THAT?

I gotta erase this! I took my eraser and I furiously tried to erase the cursed writing from my paper. But it was futile, I was writing all of this in pen. Why didn't I bring a pencil today?

"All right class! Turn in your papers!" Announced Bitch-sensei was she walked in, once again.

However, there's was one thing I didn't expect. It wasn't her collecting the papers, it was our yellow octopus sensei. Zipping pass all of our desks, he took all of our papers and showed up to the front of the classroom.

"Well well well, it seems that you're all talented writers." Koro-sensei was flipping through the various papers.

"My my my, you guys really know how to write! I'm impressed!" Koro-sensei looked rather excited for this.

But soon, a grin took over Koro-sensei's face.

I knew there was a reason that they made us write!

(Koro-sensei POV)

Just because I am a teacher, doesn't mean I'm not able to plan plans! Man, all these papers are very interesting to read through! I gotta say that I am very proud of my students. They sure have a lot to say about each other, what with the feelings and what not.

It was time for phase two!