I gotta say, pretty sure that I jinxed myself when I said that I was going to post every Friday. At least I posted this Friday! Oye. *faceslap*
Jimanji gets all the Credit for Rule #160 with 'Bots not getting subliminal messaging.
TheChippedCup gets all the Credit for Rule #157 with Adventure Time being a bad influence.
Optimus' girl gets all the Credit for Rule #156 with the Twins being secret pyromaniacs.
supergirlprime gets all the Credit for Rule #158 with Disney/Pixar movies causing mayhem again.
Ariyah's Rider gets all the Credit for Rule #159 with the Matrix providing more than just cool moves.
Sesshykiss13: Oh Primus. 've seen that commercial so many times that I think I might just tear my hair out if I have to hear that song again. It's getting as bad as the Nyan Cat song, I can believe that. XD Definitely will be used. Some serious mayhem can be wrecked whit this one. Maybe some actual rainbow afros can be brought in...*laughs deviously*
(): "Very funny. Are you going to do my suggestions soon?" Thanks. Glad that you're enjoying them! :) This review came blank into my Inbox. So I have no idea who sent me this...^^; Rest assured, I have written down all Rules that have been sent to me. But I have been known to miss some. I'm ditsy like that. T T If you wanna make sure that I got your Rule, you can send it to me again. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Sorry about the Inbox thing...
Optimus' girl: *rubs back of head* Aug. Yeah. Sorry about that. ^^; I don't know what dragon Optimus would be. Hmmm...Maybe a King Nightfury, if there is such a thing. But Megatron would definitely be the Red Death! He's got the same temper as it! XD And that was an amazing movie! :D Toothless~3 ^^ Ratchet and House...*shivers* I don't know which is worse! Ratchet or House! But the giant cane is a must! XD These are epic Rules. No joke! Especially the "Whatcha haulin'?" one. Pickin' on Optimus is the best. That includes being the worst passenger ever! I read "Tad Bit Tipsy" and laughed my aft off. Oh geez. Who knew that Cybertronians are such fun when drunk! XD Totally amazing ideas. *wipes tear from eye* Thanks for those, and for reading and reviewing. :) I'll be sure to use them. :)
Disclaimer:
Me: *hangs head* I know. There's no need to rant at me. *cringes* And please don't hit me with a wrench.
Optimus: *somberly* Little one. Have you really learned your lesson?
Ironhide: I don't think so. She's had this happen before and yet she still messes up.
Ratchet: Indeed.
Bumblebee: "She needs to sort out her priorities".
Me: Yes. Thank you. Especially the Harry Potter clip 'Bee. Rub it in a little deeper why don't ya?
Bumblebee: *chirps happily* "It's been a pleasure doing business with you".
Me: Now Mad Max. Oye. *skulks off to type* I don't own the Transformers.
156. Do not allow the Twins to have fireworks.
(Ever.)
(I just need to learn that if it involves any amount of gunpowder at all…)
(Then keep it the frag away from the Twins!)
(It started with one bottle rocket.)
(Then one bottle rock led to one roman candle, and then to one rocket…)
(Soon enough the Twins had an arsenal on their servos.)
(I came across their stock once, but as soon as they figured out that I saw it, they threatened me into secrecy.)
(Their greatest fear is that Optimus, Prowl, or Ratchet will find them out and take their horde away.)
(I think they're planning something devious.)
(All I know is that I don't want to be anywhere around when they pull it off.)
(Last time they set a firework off around me, I lost my hearing for a few weeks.)
157. Jake is not real dog.
(Wheeljack still had to be monitored while he watches T.V, but he loves it to much to control him.)
(He sneaks away when he thinks no ones looking in order to go watch it.)
(When we finally caught him in the act, we saw that he was only watching cartoons.)
(Mostly because he couldn't get past the parental 'Wheeljack block'.)
(Figuring that cartoons were okay, we let him carry on.)
(We even watched some cartoons with him.)
(Our favorite was Adventure Time.)
(But after a few episodes of the random show, Mojo suddenly went missing.)
(Sam went into panic mode, fearing that Ironhide finally lost control and terminated the pooch.)
(While Sam spazzed out, I channeled my inner Sherlock Holmes in order to find him.)
(Using my Sherlock Holmes knowledge, I immediately knew to look in Wheeljack's quarters.)
(Thank Primus I got there when I did!)
('Jack had poor Mojo in one of those taffy puller machines.)
(After Sam usefully rescued Mojo, we all asked him why he was stretching Mojo like that.)
(We all already knew his answer.)
(He wanted to see if he could make Mojo stretch like Jake the dog in Adventure Time.)
(After that, Optimus banned Wheeljack from watching cartoons all together.)
158. Do not allow the 'Bots to watch 'Cars'.
(Sam thought that it was as close to the Transformers as we could get.)
(The only thing missing is that the cars in the movie couldn't turn into sentient robots.)
(That didn't stop the 'Bots who watched the movie from changing their holoforms.)
(Now, instead of humans, the 'Bots use their holoforms to make eyes appear on their windshields and lips appear above their bumpers.)
(It freaked a couple people out, especially people who had never seen Cars before.)
(Lennox loved it, Annabelle as well, and insisted that they all drive around town like that.)
(My favorite part was convincing Optimus to play along and say the line...)
"Mac? I ain't no Mac! I'm a Peterbilt for dang sake!"
(The line was hilarious coming from Optimus with his deep voice.)
(Heck, just getting to say ain't was hilarious!)
159. Machines are not really considered evil killers.
(I really need to stop allowing the 'Bots to watch movies with me.)
(This time it was all Leo's fault.)
(Apparently when Sam was dodging a wrench from Ratchet, he did something called a 'Matrix move'.)
(That got the guys talking about some movie called the 'Matrix'.)
(Confused, I asked them what they were talking about and just what exactly the movie was.)
(Pretty sure that the guys' jaws came a little unhinged as they gaped at me.)
(After they all finally recovered, Leo ran to the movie rental place and brought the movie back with him, making a real show about my not having seen it.)
(That drew the attention of several soldiers and a handful of 'Bots and they came to watch the movie with us.)
(Big mistake.)
(They must have thought that it was about their Matrix of Leadership.)
(But as soon as the movie started talking about how all machines were evil killers and the like, all the 'Bots became outraged.)
(The only way we prevented the T.V. from getting blown up again was to immediately turn the movie off and return it.)
(We have a lot of explaining on our hands now.)
(Well…Leo does because it was his idea.)
160. Do not use subliminal messaging around the 'Bots.
(Shrek. Another movie classic.)
(It's a double win!)
(There's parts for kids…and parts for adults.)
(Subliminal messaging is just about as great as sarcasm.)
(Seeing this as another great opportunity to teach the 'Bots about life here on Earth, Sam, Mikaela, Leo, and I set them all down in front of the Autobot TV to watch.)
(They laughed at all the obvious jokes but when all the hidden adult jokes popped up, they didn't catch them.)
(They were really confused when we got to the part that had Shrek and Donkey first come up to Farquaad castle.)
(When the joke came up about how Lord Farquaad was 'compensating for something' with the size of his castle, Sam, Leo, Mikaela, and I cracked up.)
(Especially at the puppet song part when lyrics didn't match up for obvious reasons.)
(The 'Bots were just giving us confused looks, worrying a bit for out sanity.)
(After a bit of thought, 'Bee suddenly let out a comprehending noise and made little laughing sounds.)
(His time as a Scout helped him to get what was going on pretty fast.)
(As for the other 'Bots…they needed a little talk.)
(Thank Primus Ratchet wasn't watching the movie with us or things would have gotten real awkward real fast.)
Finished. Hope this one had your respective Rule up to your expectations. Also, I have written down every Rule Idea that was submitted to me. It's a pretty long list, but I promise to put every single one into this Fic! THIS I SWEAR! Sorry it's taking me so long to get all of them in and sorry if you've been waiting for yours and it hasn't been showing up. T T Picking is random. *rubs back of head* Thanks for reading. Oh! Please point out any mistakes I make! I love it when people do that! :D