20 ways to annoy Lily Luna Potter
1. Call her Lily Loo
2. Ask her to explain the facts of life to you
3. Pout when she won't let you shave her bald
4. Get her angry and then scream she's going to kill you
5. Dye her hair Grey
6. Put snails and slugs in her trunk
7. Claim she can turn into a worm
8. Mime everything she does
9. In force a group hug
10. Use her wand as a back scratcher
11. Claim your her long lost 'twin
12. Grind your teeth
13. Crack your knuckles
14. Sigh and say pickles stole your teddy bear
15. Say you were only trying to help when you make her cauldron explode
16. Complain that you want to go to the beach
17. Build a statue of yourself right outside her room
18. Give her a bottle lid and a broken watch for her birthday
19. Owl her every twenty minutes
20. Place spiders and pasta sauce on her pillow every night for a week