Okay. So I can just imagine in your head...WHERE THE FUCK HAS BAST BEEN SHE HASNT POSTED IN LIKE A MONTH OR MAYBE LIKEASDFGHJKL;
Well, I haven't died. :3 Haha to all the haters who probably wanted too. I hope you're happy. So (a) I've been going through a series of depression moments with my friends. and (b) I've been RPing because of it. Like...terrible reasons. And the House of Hades distracted me. And Pokemon X. And Allegient came out...yeah. October has been fangirl month for me. :D POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON.
Basically procrastination and laziness.
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Lucy stared at Mavis in shock, her mouth open wide, unable to say anything.
Laxus was the first to speak up, breaking the silence, "First! Put that down!"
And Mavis dropped it...onto Gray's face.
Silence.
Sting, Rogue, and really, everyone who wasn't part of Fairy Tail had a look of fear upon their face. It was Sting, who spoke up, saying to Lucy, "So is your house fucking haunted?"
"If only it was," she replied, "That way...some idiots would have their heads closed onto the windowsill.." As she said that, she glared at the rest of the members of Team Natsu. "One could have their wings sliced into lots of pieces."
"Yeah, Gray! What's up with-" Natsu started.
Gray scowled and said, "FUCK YOU! If this house were haunted, it would make sure you couldn't eat anything in it-"
"IT'S BOTH OF YOU!" she yelled.
"It's someone's time of month," Cana said, still drinking another round of whiskey.
"I think that if Lucy's house was haunted-" Erza said, recovering from her blood loss.
"It already is!" Lyon said loudly.
"-there would be no lovely clothes for me to try on!"
"You shouldn't be trying on my clothes in the first place!" Lucy said, her head in her hands.
"Bunny Girl's upset. Should some singing help cheer you up?" Gajeel asked.
"Are you insane?" Mira shrilled, "My singing is much better than yours!"
"I'm sick of songs...and I'm pretty sure Wendy is too..." Jellal muttered. Carla's claws dug into Jellal's skin, causing him to wince.
"Sorry," Carla muttered, "I'm just sick of everyone being so...irresponsible! And they're what, 17-20...I think."
"Your future wifey is probably going to teach your children sex positions, no?" Ultear chuckled, poking him on the head.
"That would be so cute!" Meredy squealed, "Little scarlet boys and blue haired girls running around! And you're be the power family!" As they kept poking him on the head, he blushed furiously.
"Oh, wait. I forgot. He's engaged!" Ultear teased.
"That...was a lie and you know it," Jellal said, quietly, still blushing.
"You had a fiance if I remember?" Meredy laughed.
"That really was a terrible lie, though. I'm pretty sure Erza saw right through it," Ultear said. They resumed poking him, only annoying him even more.
"You two need to shut up," he muttered. He was not only embarrassed, but trying to figure out how the hell a bra of Lucy's could be floating around midair.
"I swear, we need to call in those...un-hauntifer house people!" Lyon said to Sting.
"Good idea! I'll get the holy water and pour it all over everything!" Sting said.
"You should start with the computer. That seems to be the source of all the evilness in this place," Rogue said quietly.
"Once again, my apartment isn't HAUNTED!" Lucy said.
"That's right! It's just me, the most beautiful Mavis Vermillion!" Mavis said, giggling.
"You know they can't see you, right?" Levy asked. Mavis nearly fell down in sadness.
"N-No!" Tears started to swell in her eyes and Laxus started to panic.
"C-Calm down, First!" Laxus said, shifting around uncomfortably. Gramps would kill him if he knew that Mavis was having a meltdown in Lucy's place.
"I swear, they're either playing tricks on us, or this place really is haunted..." Rogue said quietly.
"STAKEOUT STAKEOUT STAKEOUT!" Sting chanted, "We have to rid this place of its evil!"
"I want steak!" Natsu said, popping out of nowhere.
"We're going to destroy Lucy's apartment, not go out for a meat buffet," Lyon said bluntly.
"OH NO YOU'RE NOT! There's been truth or dares! Sleepovers that turn into seven minutes in heaven! And it's been turned into a strip club! And then a pornography session! And then an erotic song making place! And yeah, a place where I was forced to be subject to molestation! No matter how disturbing these situations were, you're not taking away my home!" Lucy said angrily.
"Hey, you can't say you didn't like being groped!" Mira objected. Lucy says nothing, but turns away.
"See?" Mira said, proving her point. She looks at Gray, who had thrown away Lucy's bra into the cupboard and rocking around in circles.
Juvia was looking for an already eaten knife. Thanks Gajeel.
"Why'd you come, First?" Gray asked, trying to move away from the topic of him being forced to grope Lucy.
"Actually, I'm always with you guys. You know that, right? Anyway, yeah, I decided to come because I felt the huge magic power radiating from the house. Wait...I'm only being shown to Fairy Tail?"
"Pretty much," Evergreen said.
"It's quite manly," Elfman popped in.
"I feel like everyone's playing a prank on us..." Lector muttered.
"If they are," Sting said, "I will make sure to personally murder all the Fairy faggots."
"You know what...I'm going to find a story. This entire thing just got really...supernatural," Jellal said, setting Wendy aside, "Take care of her, you guys. Carla, watch out."
"So, I can't scribble on her face? Like Jigglypuff?" Meredy whined.
"NO." Carla's voice was quite commanding, causing Meredy and Ultear to freeze and nod in agreement. As Jellal scrolled around, he tried to empty the feelings inside him. Meredy and Ultear were being bitches about the situation and it annoyed him.
"So...how do we start this exorcism?" Lyon asked.
"HELL NO YOU'RE NOT!" Lucy screamed.
"Uh...I don't really know myself. We can just draw a pentagram and mutter some zhallal-alla-mumbo jumbo. I'm not part of a cult so I don't exactly know..." Sting said.
"I know! Let's just chant Minerva's name! There's a demon!" Lector said.
"PERFECT!" Sting yelled, "Draw the pentagram...we'll chant Minerva's name...and all we need is some kind of weird traditional dance and traditional clothing...and a sacrifice."
"Wait, are you seriously planning an exorcism?" Gray asked.
"Of course! What did you think?" Sting said, offended.
"OOH! Where's Lucy's bra?" Lyon asked.
"PERVERT!" Levy, Lucy, and Mira screamed. He felt a large bump on his head as he did so.
"NOT FOR THAT FOR THE EXORCISM! That was the sacrifice..." Lyon said, rubbing the back of his head. Another large bump grew.
"YOU'RE NOT USING MY BRA FOR A STUPID CULT EXORCISM!" Lucy screamed, "IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK ANYWAY!"
"Oh, shut up! I bet you like the demon in here. It probably makes love to you when you're all alone-
"WHAT THE HELL?" Lucy screamed.
"Erza's probably been feeding it with her erotic dreams," Rogue said in his quiet low voice.
"Can't help the ero," Erza shrugged.
"You guys are all insane," Lucy said, shaking her head.
"I'm just hungry," Natsu butted in, "Look! The sun is setting already and it's past my second meal after lunch time!"
"Wait, how many meals do you have a-" Bixlow started asking...before!
Jellal waved his hands as if he was in air traffic control. "Found one!" And of course, everyone knew what that meant.
"What did Mr. Jelly find?" Mavis asked.
"A story," Laxus said, "Let's read it."
(I wrote this story myself...should I publish or not...?)
Title: Table Tops
"This already sounds like this will end wrong..." Lisanna said, shaking her head.
"...and you assume that because...?
Author: Elusia of the Heavens
"What a pretty name! Like a Fairy!" Evergreen said, eyes sparkling.
"MANLY NAME!" Elfman said.
Description: Take two mages, a stripping job, and a possibly insane drinking game, what do you get? A crazy ass ride, that's what. Mirla!
"Mirla?" Laxus asked.
"It's me and someone else. See the Mir at the begninng?" Mira sighed, "Of course it's me. Why can't it be...Lucy or someone?"
"I had to go through my pain AT LEAST 10 times! NO WAY IN HELL!" Lucy complained.
"Not me!" Happy said.
"Would you like to?" Lucy said, her eyes glaring.
"No, ma'am!" Happy said, shuddering.
"You should have a story with Happy! So cute!" Mavis said, picking him up.
"IMPOSTOR!" Lector and Frosch yelled, looking at his kind floating without wings.
"Put me down, please..." Happy said quietly. And so Mavis did. Natsu caught him in the nick of time, but he was torn by the claws Lector and Frosch had.
"FUCK!" Natsu said, getting away with Happy.
Practical jokes were...well, practical, in Fairy Tail. Of course, they didn't mean any harm. The occasional chair throwing, the alcohol being changed to water, and...well, some jokes weren't exactly safe...
Like replacing Erza's strawberry cake with chocolate.
"...what...?" Erza asked, her erotica senses going away, replaced with a sense of anger and fury.
"WE DIDN'T DO IT," Happy and Natsu said, backing away slowly...slowly...slowly.
"They're screwed," Gajeel said. And everyone nodded in agreement except for the shaking three.
Whatever happened though, every Fairy Tail mage knew that one day, some kind of prank would be pulled on them, no matter if it was just simple scribbles of dark permanent marker on their face or getting spiked at the friendly bar or even replacing one of their books with simple hentai. You could ask Levy.
"Not a bad idea..." Ultear said, thinking.
"That's a terrible idea! What if you're dying and you need a book to figure out how to help save their life?" Levy said.
"Well...just show them boobies," Ultear said, causing everyone to sweatdrop.
And this is the story about how Levy wanted revenge...she was scarred by the blushing faces of the manga girls, legs spread open, cheeks flushed...and then-
Nope, she wasn't thinking about it. Her favorite book ever...had turned into a horny thing for...for...perverts! Wanting revenge, she had snuck into the guild late at night, making a perfect key for the doors. And as she eyed the room, she just wanted so badly to find the perfect revenge tactic. And it was if the moonlight hit the backboard cause...there it was.
Genius, Levy, genius.
"Levy, seriously, the past few hours you've changed..." Lucy said, pinching her arm to make sure she was awake.
"How so?" Levy asked.
"Well...um...never mind..." Lucy muttered. She didn't want to offend her best friend in any way, shape, or form.
x.X.x
"Go, Laxus, go!"
Laxus groaned. Maybe he shouldn't have taken up this job. It involved...trains. Fucking hell. Then again, this wasn't even the freaking job, it was the RIDE there. But he couldn't complain about the job, it was to help explain magic to people who wanted to learn. And that wasn't bad.
Another reason why he took this job was because he could actually spend time AWAY from the Thunder God Tribe. Don't misunderstand, he loved his nakama. It was the fact they could just get too loud or maybe too annoying about-
"Laxus...I didn't know you felt that way..." Freed said, on the verge of tears. Laxus looked over at the other two: Evergreen was bawling and Bixlow's dolls were replaced with sad masks.
"Um, you know...that's not exactly TRUE-" Laxus started.
"WE'RE SORRY FOR MAKING YOU FEEL THAT WAY!" the three sobbed.
"Laxus, you're SO MEAN!" Happy said, shaking his head.
"BULLY!" Evergreen cried.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE EVER CRY?" Elfman said, about to punch him.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME EVER?" And Evergreen slapped him repeatedly on the face before crying again, causing everyone to sweatdrop.
"Well, it can't be as bad as Errrrrrrrl Gray tea..." Natsu said.
"How do you know what that is...?" Ultear asked.
"Um...what?" Natsu asked, also confused.
Whatever it was, he just wanted a break from the loud fucks.
The three were bawling out loud, causing Laxus's eye to twitch.
But, this job, sadly called for two people. And he was wondering, who else to bring other than his other nakama? And then Mirajane had to up all bouncy like and ask if she could come with him. And for some reason, he said yes. He wanted to be alone, but Mira...he didn't know, something about her made her special. Maybe it was her personality or her amazing singing voice, he didn't know. But he guessed everything changed as soon as he joined the guild. That's when things became different.
"Laxus, you look sick..." Mira said, worried. Damn, her blue eyes were distracting him...he made it certain he would definitely not throw up on the train.
"Didn't I tell you I get sick too? I'm a dragon slayer, for God's sake..." Laxus said, rolling his eyes.
"Don't throw up on me!" Mira felt worried, but she also didn't want to smell like his breakfast.
"Of course I won't!" Laxus replied. He caught his lips in a smile, but he turned toward the window, his lips falling. The job was so simple, it was worth a lot, but...something didn't feel right.
"Levy did something!" Meredy said, "I call that."
"Bookworm is smart like that," Gajeel said, ruffling Levy's hair.
"Don't do that, please," Levy said, trying to fix it.
"Laxus, is something wrong?" Mira asked, approaching him again.
"Nothing. I think I'm paranoid or something..." Laxus muttered.
x.X.x
"LAXUS ISN'T PARANOID!" Bixlow said.
"Paranoid not paranoid not!" The possessed masks turned into angry masks.
"Where does he find all that stuff...?" Lucy asked to herself.
"This is where we have to teach magic...?" Mira asked, looking at the place skeptical. The door was open slightly and she could hear...wait, cheering inside? Mira knew that something was off. And she didn't like it.
"Mira, I don't trust this. At all," Laxus said. How sweet was he to care for her. Her heart was pounding in her chest hearing those words. Though she found the feeling peculiar. She had never felt this way about him before...and it was throwing her off.
"Mira and Laxus!" Juvia said.
"Nice, Juvia," Gray said sarcastically. As if they didn't know about that in the first place.
"GRAY-SAMA COMPLIMENTED MEEEEEE! I CAN DIE HAPPY!" Juvia said, prancing around the room like an idiot.
"Allow me to suffocate you with my lips," Lyon said, eyes gleaming.
"Um...what the fuck, Lyon, that's creepy..." Sting said, shuddering.
"...that is so so wrong, right there..." Jellal said, shaking his head.
"Be careful," she said. And she meant it. He wasn't the power-hungry bastard, he was the warm, caring nakama.
"You too," Laxus said, squeezing her hand. And she didn't notice it until now, but she was holding his hand. HOLDING HANDS. And then she realizes that she didn't mind it. It made her feel safe. And warm inside.
She liked it.
They entered the building to find this...huge club. Lights flashing, laser pointing, the DJ playing some hardcore music. And the sweatiness of the ravers filled the air. The music was pounding in there ears and they looked at each other, skeptical. They tried to make their way through the crowd, bare chests and cleavage filling it. It made them uncomfortable on SO many levels.
"There you two are! Mirajane Strauss and Laxus Dreyar! Perfect!" A man with medium height and a build walked up to them, smiling. His hair was a bleached green color, his eyes purple. His eyes ran over the two...but laid especially on Mira. She shivered inwardly, but she had to stand strong.
"Yeah, um...we're here to talk about magic...?" Mira asked, wary.
"Talk...magic...?" the guy said.
"Um, yeah, here's the request," Laxus said, showing the request they sent. But it had changed, for some reason. The flyer now read a job request for...
"FIORE HARDCORE CLUB?" the mages screamed.
"Not a stripping club at least..." Lucy said.
"They would have used your room!" Happy said, smiling.
"Don't remind me..." Lucy said, getting a headache all of a sudden.
"Uh, obviously. Didn't you read the sign...?" the guy said, "I'm Xander. Nice to meet you two! We have some jobs for you to fulfill-"
"Oh, no we're not. This flyer specifically said this was to help beginning mages! And it had so much pay too! 100,000 jewels!"
"Well, the 100,000 jewels thing is true. But not the first part," Xander said, "You're here to do me some...favors!" Mira knew for certain the guy was a perv after that.
"I'm sorry, we're going to have to leave..." Mira said, "This isn't what we signed up for."
"If you were smart, you would have read the flyer! My stripper and bartender left and I need a temporary replacement. I can't believe you two actually came. So much more business!"
"Laxus and Mira for strippers and bartenders? HAHA!" Lisanna said.
"This...sounds terrible," Mira said, paling.
"Are you serious? We're not going to! Mira, come on let's leave!" Laxus said, dragging her away.
"You sure you want to do that?" Xander said, appearing in front of them. And then there were two. Then three. He seemed to keep multiplying. "Laxus and Mira. If you try and leave...you won't make it out alive. The music will trap you here and you'd never be able to leave. You're here to stay forever if you don't follow my orders. You choose or you lose."
"Motherfucker..." Laxus said, under his breath. Mira wanted to leave too but...
"We'll do it. But we're going to have to leave after the night is over, alright?" Mira said.
"Of course, sweet cheeks. Your stripping shift is on at midnight! You better start catering," Xander said, "Laxus, you'll be bartender. You know how to make them spin, right?"
"Yeah, I picked up a couple of tricks from Mira..." Laxus said. Mira knew he didn't like this, but they had to do it. Dancing forever wasn't really appealing.
"EXCELLENT!" Xander yelled, "Come along Mira, I'll show you the others you'll be working with." His hand pushed her along, but was creeping down her back until her ass was squeezed. She had to muffle a scream, but she had a small feeling Laxus heard it. She turned around to see his face, but he was gone.
"LAXUS IS A BULLY!" Happy said, "Not being there for your girlfriend!"
"She isn't my girlfriend..." he said as he sweatdropped.
"Well, friend with benefits!" Happy said.
"I will rip your throat out," Laxus said, his glare strong.
"Come on, Mira's on our case, don't make Laxus hate you too..." Natsu muttered.
"Damn..." Mira said, "What the hell did I get myself into?"
"A club, sweetie," Xander said, smiling.
Fucking hell.
x.X.x
"BARTENDER ANOTHER SHOT!" The guy was obviously drunk, but Laxus, annoyed, went to pour another shot of tequila. It bothered him. Why would Mira want to take this job? Especially if it meant her stripping? She shouldn't want anyone looking at her naked body and HE didn't want anyone mindraping her.
Disgusting.
But he just wanted her to be safe. Not in the hands of that...that pervy Xander guy. He touched her...inappropriately and he did NOT like it. Not at all.
"Well, at least he doesn't rape her," Gajeel said.
"I WOULD NEVER RAPE MIRA!" Laxus yelled.
"You better not!" Lisanna said, huffing.
"You...look familiar," said a woman's voice, "Mr. Bartender." Laxus turned around to see a blonde woman with pink on her tips. Judging by the number of men wanting to take a grope, she was clearly the hotspot.
"I'm Laxus Dreyar," Laxus said. Out of the corner of his eye, he eyed Mira and saw that men were staring at her as well. He shivered.
"Yeah, I know. Defeating your father and all at the Grand Magic Games, ne?" she said, "Sabrina. Nice to meet you." She was smirking at him.
"What do you want, Sabrina?" he asked, bored.
"A drinking game," Sabrina said. Her breasts flopped against the tower, but he didn't feel anything...she wasn't appealing enough to drink with.
"Not worth my job, lady," Laxus said.
"But is it worth, 200,000 jewels? I'll pay for it. You just gotta drink. On the house, man," Sabrina replied.
"...you serious?" Laxus asked, "I'm not going to-"
"You want to know why the other bartenders left?" she asked, "It's cause of me. Thinking they were all macho against Sabrina."
"You clearly haven't met Cana."
"Cana Alberona? Well, no one can beat her ass if I tried. But I can be a close runner-up."
"You're crazy."
"Are you going to do it? It's for free~" she cooed.
"Laxus drinking on the job. Setting a bad example for the kids," Ultear said, shaking her head.
"You say that in front of Wendy? You bad bad person..." Jellal said.
"First, she's asleep. And second, I DON'T DRINK ON QUESTS. Isn't that right, guys?" Laxus said, looking for Evergreen, Freed, and Bixlow for support.
"We don't know what to think anymore..." Freed said, a depressing aura coming from him.
"Everyone's mentality is breaking..." Lucy sighed.
"...fine. Pass me a shot."
"I knew it. Shame," Ultear said.
"I DON'T DRINK ON JOBS!" Laxus yelled, annoyed.
The drinking seemed to go for hours and they were wearing down. It was nearly midnight and he was feeling the effects of the alcohol on him. But he had to keep going.
"Wearing down?" Sabrina said, downing another shot. Laxus followed suit.
"Hell no, you big breasted bitch." He was getting dizzy, drowsy...
"Big breasted, huh?" Sabrina had given up on the drinking and fell onto Laxus, giving him a nice look at her cleavage.
"Yes. Yes you are. And I don't care," Laxus said, drinking more.
"Your pants are lying~" she was singing drunken now.
"No they're not. I only love Mirajane," he said. His words were flowing out now, he couldn't stop that.
"Mirajane Strauss? I heard she's stripping, that whore," Sabrina said.
"Fuck you. She isn't a whore. And I shouldn't be drinking. This whole thing was a misunderstanding!" he said, pushing her off him. He had to focus, but he nearly fell down.
"Where are you going?" Sabrina slurred. She was supporting herself on the bar counter.
"Away from the REAL whore," Laxus said as he made his way to Mira. He had to save Mira. He had too. She didn't deserve this. Fighting off the alcohol, he made his way to the crowd and tried to get to the front. He had to take her away. But out of his ears, he heard, "Featuring Mirajane Strauss, the bombshell beauty and Sorcerer Weekly's model...STRIPPING LIVE!"
No. He had to make it.
"At least he regained his sense," Mavis said, "I expected better from you."
"FIRST!" Laxus said in exasperation.
"Who's first?" Rogue asked.
"IT'S THE DEMON. EXORCISE IT!" Sting yelled.
"DOWN WITH THE DEMON!" Lyon yelled.
"You guys..." Laxus said, shaking his head.
"MIRA!" his voice called out his name in worry. The alcohol wasn't working their drunk effects on her. It was as if MIRA'S SAFETY was stronger than his drunkeness. He had to make it OUT. With her UNRAPED.
Was unraped even a word...?
The whole thing went by a blur from there. He remembered Mira looking especially sexy in her gorgeous black short dress. And she had that strong look in her face, but he could tell in her eyes that she was worrying. The dress was going up and by then, he was pushing everyone out of the way to save her. The alcohol's effects were over. He was just worrying crazy over Mira.
Her breasts were bare by the time he made it.
"MIRA! GET OUT OF THERE!" Laxus yelled.
"Laxus? What are you-" Mira asked.
"COME ON!" Laxus said, "Do you really want to be doing this? I got the money, just LEAVE!"
"Laxus-" she tried again, but by then, Laxus didn't care about the protesting crowd. He tried to call her down, but it wasn't before a guy from the crowd was picked to...
"MIRA!" Laxus yelled again. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING RAPED BY-" The fear in her eyes stopped him from yelling, and he had to take action for himself. He was pissed now. EXTREMELY MAD.
"If you dare get nee-chan raped..." Elfman threatened.
"SHE WON'T," Laxus said.
"Lightning Dragon Slayer's Roar!" A wave of lightning shot through the crowd, hitting everyone in the front. He heard Xander, that fucking perv, yell at him, and he heard the DJ cranking up the music...THE MUSIC! He sent more intense waves of lightning...causing the power to get shut off.
And then everything went by a blur again. He the next thing he remembered was Mira wrapped in a blanket, safe from sexual predators and her holding onto him tightly, running out of the club, wanting to escape, needing to escape.
Hell fuck.
"Good. Nee-chan's alright. I won't have to punch you," Elfman said. Laxus sweatdropped.
"Still drinking on the job," Mavis said.
"SHUT UP!" Laxus yelled.
"Seriously, this house needs to have some kind of ghost whisperer," Lyon said.
x.X.x
Laxus had saved her...Laxus had saved her...she was crying as soon as he fell asleep on the train, wrapped in the blanket. Crying from happiness, and fear, and...
It wasn't until an hour when she decided to wake him up.
"Laxus..." Mira said.
"Sorry...should have been there sooner. The money's in my back pocket," Laxus groaned. The effects of the alcohol were killing him.
"Hangovers," Cana smirked.
"You saved me, Laxus," Mira said, turning red, "Thank you."
"As long as you're alright, I'll be fine," Laxus said, his eyes closed. Her blue eyes looked over him, lovingly. She guessed she did love the guy, after all.
"Laxus...you said something before you fell asleep..." Mira said, still red.
"Huh? Hopefully it was something about how much those pervs need to suffer," Laxus replied. She chuckled, but she had to ask this question.
"You said...you loved me and to be careful next time..." Mira said quietly.
Silence filled the train.
"Alcohol is a bitch," Laxus groaned.
"Wait, so this happened?" Lisanna asked.
"Worse than playboys..." Sting said, shaking his head.
"IT DIDN'T HAPPEN," Laxus and Mira said at the same time. They had eye contact and it was held for a second too long...
"Well, I do love you." He was smiling, even though his hangover was killing him. "Now let me sleep, alright?" And he stayed quiet.
"I love you too," Mira said, smiling back, "Thanks."
And they both fell asleep together until they arrived back at Magnolia. Peacefully, happily, lovingly.
x.X.x
Yeah, the ending was rushed, but whatever. :D Hope you liked!
"Well, that escalated quickly," Mira said, kind of red.
"Yeah, it totally changed my view on Laxus," Cana said.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WOULD NEVER DRINK!" Laxus said.
"You've drank all the time," Cana said.
"...what happened to beloved Laxus-sama?" Freed sobbed.
"I know, right? MONSTER!" Evergreen said.
Lucy walked over to Laxus and looked at him, "Now you know how I feel." Laxus nodded in agreement.
"OOH! LOOK AT THIS!" Mavis picked up Lector and squeezed his cheeks, "SO KAWAII!"
"DEMON! DEMON! DEMON 101 DEMON! STING SAVE ME!" Lector screamed.
"I'LL SAVE YOU! AND KILL THAT DEMON! WHITE DRAGON SLAYER'S-"
"DON'T KILL MY HOUSE!" Lucy screamed.
"...fine!" Sting said, "LECTOR~!"
"First, put him down, please," Mira said, sighing. And Mavis did, dropping him on his head.
"OUCH!" Lector said.
"A demon lives in here and I don't like it," Rogue said, shaking.
"THERE'S NO DEMON," Gray said.
"Well, it had a happy ending at the very least," Lucy said, "The story I mean."
"Yeah, but a fucked up one." A voice...a female voice made Lucy get shivers down her spine. Sting, Rogue, Lector, and Frosch knew who it was. The one mage you shouldn't mess with.
"Minerva..." Erza glared.
"Scarlet." And she smirked. And silence filled the apartment.
"YAY MORE PEOPLE!" Mavis said, floating around happily.
Yeah, I don't know what to do anymore. But you guys needed SOME kind of Thanksgiving thing. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! :D If you celebrate Thanksgiving...and if you're Jewish, Happy Hanukkah!
Okay, BYEEEEEEEEE. See you sometime in December.
And have a happy THANKSGIVING~