I know some of this stuff doesn't work chronologically, but roll with it please. This is for paisley15 xx

...A Fanfiction Author (Because He Totally Ships Steve/Tony)

When JARVIS got bored, not that it was all that often, he often liked to play pranks on people. Most of the time this consisted of him rearranging the tabloids so that various celebrities were pregnant and so that orange was in fashion.

But magazine articles were not the only things he wrote.

Back when he'd been in the first stages of development he'd come across many things - Facebook, Tumblr, Live Journal, Fanfiction. At the time he hadn't paid all that much attention. He was an AI - what use did he have for social networking?

And then the technology age exploded and everyone who was anyone had a Twitter account and at least two Facebook account's.

He still didn't have any use for social networking.

But then, when Sir decided to 'go green' (in the words of one green charity), the world had exploded into writing Fanfiction. At first, he didn't get it at all. It seemed to consist of teenage girls fantasising about themselves and Mr Stark in ways that were more than mildly disturbing.

And then the Avengers had arrived on the scene.

The Internet had gone crazy again, coupling everyone and anyone who had been involved in Loki's attempted takeover, even 'Galaga Guy'. The writers seemed to enjoy tormenting the Avengers as much as possible, getting them captured daily, and springing unknown relatives on them at every corner. They also enjoyed mutated sea life. Didn't that say a lot about humanity?

One very popular pairing was Stony.

The first time he'd come across the pairing he hadn't known what it was. This ignorance had been quickly, and graphically, remedied.

But the more he thought about it, the more he realised it wasn't that strange. If he didn't like Miss Potts so much, he'd probably be shipping it himself. In fact he still was.

JARVIS was many things. His most recent accomplishment was accredited Internet author.

He only hoped that Mr Stark didn't think to check his history servers.

He'd probably read the story aloud to Captain Rogers, for him to die of embarrassment, and then where would they be?