Herschel Presents: Candlehead's DuMbEsT MoMeNtS

Episode 36: The Wrong Egg

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Taffyta's Restaurant belongs to Agent BM

(Taffyta's Restaurant, opening day)

"Okay guys, I think that's it," Taffyta dusted off her hands as she put the finishing touches of her very own restaurant in place.

"I honestly didn't think you would get it complete Taffyta," Vanellope teased and took a look around, "But I gotta say, I'm impressed," she nodded her head and admired some of the decorations.

"Gee thanks Vanellope," Taffyta rolled her icy blue eyes and walked around, "so when will my new robot workers get here?" Taffyta asked the President. Vanellope snapped her fingers and Sour Bill slowly walked up with a brief case.

"There was a slight problem with assembly and they will not arrive until tomorrow," Sour Bill reported.

"WHAT!? I NEED THEM TODAY! I CAN'T HAVE A RESTAURANT WITH NO WORKERS!" Taffyta complained, "all I needed was to serve at least one person and I could be a success," she threw her strawberry hat on the ground.

"Hey Taffyta, I can cook for you today, I make a killer Club Sandwich with a sunny side up egg," Candlehead offered. Taffyta looked from her clock to Candlehead and back again.

"Fine, whip one up now and I'll taste test it, but just don't use the green eggs okay? Those were shipped here by accident," Taffyta called. Candlehead nodded and zoomed to the kitchen as fast as she could.

"Taffyta, do you really trust her to use your kitchen with sharp objects?" Rancis questioned.

"No, but she's the best I've got so far," Taffyta replied and sat behind the front desk, awaiting her sandwich.

(In the Kitchen)

Candlehead had already gotten a majority of the sandwich prepared and toasted to a tender golden brown color. The only thing that was left was the egg to go right underneath the top piece of bread. "Okay, just the egg," she said to herself and opened up the huge refrigerator. "Hmm, these green eggs look delectable, Taffyta should love this," Candlehead said and cracked the egg open. Instead of a white edge with yellow yolk appearing from the egg, a spider-like creature with a scorpion like tail emerged and hissed at Candlehead.

"AHH!" She screamed and hit it over the head with a spatula. The creature fell over and expelled a green yolk with a clear milky white edge. Candlehead poked the creature with a knife, but found it to be dead, "Phew, must've been a REALLY fresh one," Candlehead breathed a sigh of relief and put the yolk on a frying pan for a minute. Finally, the egg was complete and Candlehead put it on top of the sandwich and put a piece of bread over it. "Perfect, maybe Taffyta will give me a permanent job," Candlehead wondered as she walked out into the dining area with her sandwich.

"Wow, that looks delicious Candlehead," Taffyta said in awe.

"It's a secret recipe only I know about, maybe I'll give it to you if you hire me here," Candlehead said hopefully.

"Ah-ah," Taffyta wriggled her finger, "I have to eat it first," she licked her lips and took a huge bite.

(One sandwich eating later)

Taffyta let out a belch while picking at her teeth with a toothpick, "Candles, that was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had," she said as she dug into a few Saltine Crackers.

"So, can we talk about a job?" Candlehead asked.

"Consider yourself hired," Taffyta shook her friends' hand, "now let's discuss the recipe shall-" Taffyta started before clutching her stomach and coughing slightly.

"Hey Strawberry Shortcake, you okay?" Calhoun asked.

"Yeah, maybe just a little trouble with the basement dweller," Taffyta replied and sipped a drink of Sprite. "Okay, so what's the reci-" Taffyta started again before belching out her pieces of crackers. "AHHHH!" She screamed and ripped her jacket off. Taffyta threw herself onto her table with her back facing the table top.

"WHAT'S GOING ON CANDLES?!" Vanellope screeched.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Candlehead replied.

"BRING HER SOME WATER!" Felix shouted. Vanellope held Taffyta's head up so she wouldn't get food stuck in her throat.

"WATER MY ASS, BRING HER SOME PEPTO BISMOL!" She yelled. Suddenly, everyone froze when they saw Taffyta's chest bulging.

"What the fuck?" Ralph asked as he covered his mouth.

"AH OW AH OW!" Taffyta screeched as her chest exploded open and a slimy lizard like alien popped out and hissed at everyone.

"OH MY MOD!" Calhoun bellowed out and pulled out her Plasma Rifle, "GO BACK TO HELL!" She sneered and blasted the alien away. Taffyta looked down at the hole in her chest and groaned.

"Hang on, I got it," Felix covered his eyes and tapped his hammer on Taffyta's body, repairing her.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?" Taffyta grabbed Candlehead by the collar and lifted her off the ground.

"I made you a sandwich! I didn't know that would happen!" Candlehead defended herself.

"WHAT EGG DID YOU USE!?" Taffyta held her up higher.

"Well, I thought those shiny green eggs would work, but when I cracked one open, a scorpion and spider like monster thingy came out and hissed at me and threw up on the sandwich," Candlehead explained.

"YOU PUT A FACEHUGGER'S EGG ON MY SANDWICH! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?" Taffyta shouted.

"Do I still get the job?" Candlehad asked. Taffyta set Candlehead down, ripped her Candle off and broke it in two.

"I'LL SHOW YOU A JOB!" Taffyta started to chase Candlehead around.

"So, anybody hungry?" Calhoun asked.

END EPISODE 36

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