A/N: So, this is a totally for fun and generally nonsensical story. Please enjoy!

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It was the 14th day of March, in the year 2011...(Part XXXVIII)

by Amy and Rebecca

Rebecca, totally confused, turned to Rachel, and asked what she thought was a good conversation starter and was answered when Amy was poked in the back with Rebecca's borrowed pencil, thus getting a reply along the lines of-

"OWW!" Amy screamed, turning on Rachel. "Why'd you stab me?" And she began rubbing at the spot on her back.

"Now, now children, let's play nice ( or as nice as you 'humans' can be)...Have no fear, Damon Salvatore is here...along with his brother Stefan." sounded Damon's voice from the back of the room while Rebecca leapt up and shouted for joy while Amy thought...

Try no to say anything...try not to say anything...try not to-

"Seriously? Damon? Again?" she asked.

Dang it.

"Eep!" squealed Rebecca, "freak out, much excitement, yay! Happiness!" was Becca's only repsonse to Damon's sudden and 'unexpected' appearance...not so much for Stefan, but hey, you gotta add him in there somehow...

"I...I can honestly say that I've no idea how to respond to that." Amy told Rebecca.

NEXT IN SERIES: It was the 15th day of March, in the year 2011...(Part XXXIV)