Chapter 16
Thomas Brown: Damn ye hackers, burn you to hell!
Jesus Christ: Ye agree with ye, and I will do as you ask for. Ye have sinned against my holey prophet and the only punishment suiting despicable evil little weaklings is the flames of the sinners favourite place, right at home with their lovely Satan, deep in the depth of Hell, where their skins will rot, and living flesh will rip of their disgusting body. Ye have done my bidding by warning you heathens.
Thomas Brown: And what is your warning to those heathens?
Jesus Christ: Ye shall burn in hell if ye choose to follow the path of evil by hacking into accounts.
Thomas Brown: The biggest warning, I am not Idiosy, nor am I Benry, they are rapists and Satan worshiping demons sent by Satan to deceive us from the rightful path of Christ.
Jesus Christ: You speak wisely my son.
Thomas Brown: Disclaimer, I do not own the Bible for God owns that.
Ebony Sleeps With Harry
Slowly and very sneakily, she went to the main hall, where she noticed Dumbledore snoring in his sleep saying, "I`m going to kill ye Christian! Kill them all! Stan." What he was saying made no sense, so Ebony ignored it and continued. She had walked pass this place many times before, but she knew that this might be the last time she made this journey. She pleased about this, she could not stand this Satanic school, it should be burnt to the ground and no other student should have to take this path, but instead take a different path at a holy Christian Catholic School, not one of those Anglican school, founded by the Satan King Henry the Eight and his whore of a wife Katherine, much like William and Kate, who are also whores.
"Hello," there said a voice from behind her. It was Ron. He had grown his ginger hair pretty long, showing his Scottish Viking decedent (and making Ebony fearful of her), and he wore a cotton coat.
"I am sorry of the death of your sister," Ebony lied. She hated that whore, going around trying to chat up as many boys as possible and hiring herself like a fucking whore, that bitch.
"Thank-you, but my mother is surely going to have another daughter. She told me last night that she was pregnant through telekinetic links between us all, a blessing of Satan, how great he is," he said. She hoped she had a miscarriage. Ron`s father was most likely not the father of her baby.
"I want to see Harry," she said. "I have a gift for him." He smiled, misunderstanding this as sex for Harry, but in reality he was about to have judgement in front of a Prayer Warrior, where she was about to send him to the flames of hell.
"I take you to him. He was get pleasure from you, but not as much pleasure from me," he said pleasingly. She followed him down the corridor. He opened the door, and said, "Enter."
"Please, can we keep this private?" she asked. "I am shy in front of other men."
"I was when I did it first," he said. "But if you wish to do it alone with him, I will let you do so."
Once Ebony had entered, Ron stayed outside. He read the Satanic bible written by the scum named Anton LaVey, and man so evil he is rotting in the deepest chambers of hell, where Hitler, Osama, and liberal president Kennedy. After a few minutes, Ebony opened the door, closed it, and then left. Ron waited there for a while, but felt it was strange that Harry wasn't there. So he opened the door, and looked inside. There he saw the dead body of Harry. He fell to his feet, realising that one of the keys had been taken. Suddenly, a knife was stabbed into his heart.
"I cannot keep you alive, seeming that you witness this rime," Ebony said. "I hope you rot in hell." And everything went black.
Jesus Christ: That was a very good chapter. It is very well written.
Thomas Brown: I am glad you liked it.
Jesus Christ: Thankful. Ignore those sinners; they will one day see their moment of justice. Amen to all!
Thomas Brown: I like to also thank all those dedicated readers for reading this great piece of fan-fiction. I will write some more soon.