Whose Line is it Anyways: Reset the World

Show 2 - Part 3

"Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways, the show where everything's made up and the points have no point. Yes, we defined what it meant for the plot of your show to be an oxymoron, and we're damn proud of it!" Kronic said, happily. "Now, we need to take care of the user reviews before we can g-"

"HA!"

"DAMN IT!"

"Pay up!" Lyle said, grinning at Shadow sheepishly, who grumbled as he handed the kitsune $100.

"Okay, the hell was that about?" Kronic asked, glaring at the two who had interrupted his intro.

"Oh, we bet on the recent Death Battle, they put Amy up against Ramona from Scott Pilgrim. My wallet is very thankful they think Amy would win, I was worried given the recent track record with Sonic characters on ScrewAttack's shows."

"In fairness, only Death Battle actually weighs the characters fairly, in which case there's been two wins and losses...both of which were Shady being outmatched." Amy said, grinning evilly as Shadow stewed from being called Shady again.

"...Right. Anyways, onto the first comment!" Kronic said, opening the first envelope.

[#TrueNight1025 said]: And this is why this show is AMAZING! Love how you had Starr have a magical, attacking purse...she would have that too, lol. One of my favorite games cause of Colin and Ryan... Colin's my fav FAV! One of the best scenes, and when in doubt...THE CAT!

"THE CAT!" Lyle said, twitching in his seat, Kronic falling from his chair as he attempted to stand up and run. He returned to his seat the second he realized Lyle was laughing his ass off.

"A magical attacking purse? I don't have one of those...what would that even be? I just have a purse full of a bunch of useful things and Saturday morning slapstick props."

"Same thing, do you not remember how violent Animaniacs is?" Lyle asked.

"Yeah, but that made it AWESOME!" Kronic said with child-like glee. "Anyways, onto the next one."

[#ryo tadagachi said]: Man, I'm loving these! I hope you can do an Irish Drinking Game one day. Oh, and about me creating OCs. I'm creating a kitsune and a dragon since you still gave room~ ALL HAIL KRONIC! -Salutes-

The performers looked at each other for a second or two before jumping to their feet and jumping to attention, right arm extending.

"HEIL KRONIC!" The four said in unison, to which Kronic scrunched his nose and hit the Whose Line buzzer.

"He said hail."

"So did we!" Lyle said, grinning.

"I KNEW IT! KRONIC'S A NEO-NAZI!" An all-too familiar dark green fox shouted from offstage.

"Damn it, get out of here, Max! We haven't cleared you for an appearance yet!"

"You know what else you haven't cleared for use but is gonna happen anyways?!" Max shouted before an RPG came from offstage, soaring inches over Kronic's head and blowing up the politicians only section of the audience. "Two shots for later, but for now I'm out!"

"Oh, the inhumanity...wait, he only hit the politicians? Well...damn it. One thousand points to Max." Kronic said, grumbling.

"YAY!"

"GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY!" Kronic shouted after the fox.

({[…]})

"Let's get rolling again with a game called Party Quirks, for all four of you. What happens here is Starr is hosting a party, with Shadow, Amy, and Lyle as her guests. Here's the thing, though: they each have a strange personality to act out which Starr will have guess by the end. Shall we get started?"

"Okay, just got to clean a little before everybody gets here..." Starr said a few seconds before Kronic hit the doorbell. "Aw, too they got here early! Oh well, gotta put the broom in the closet..."

Starr walked over in front of Kronic, opening a door and throwing the broom she was using inside. She began to shut the door, but she did a double take and looked at Kronic again.

"Kronic, why are you in my closet?"

Kronic gritted his teeth and said nothing, holding down the doorbell. Starr slammed the closet door and walked over to let Shadow in.

"Glad you could make it!" Starr said as Shadow walked in, his suggestion appearing below him.

A malfunctioning android.

"Thank you for inviting me." Shadow said, stiffly.

"No problem, just come on in and relax, man!"

"Yes, I shall rela-x. Error."

"Um…" Starr said, looking at Shadow with concern. "You okay there?"

"5468616E6B20796F7520666F722072656164696E6721" Shadow said, rapidly firing off seemingly random numbers and letters.

"I asked for the real Shadow, not one of the broken Shadow Androids!"

Kronic hit the buzzer, prompting Shadow to get offstage.

"496620796F752063616E207265616420746869732C20796F752772652061206765656B2E2E2E6F7220796F7520757365642061207465787420746F2068657820636F6E766572746572206C696B65206D652E"

"IT'S TIME TO STOP!" Kronic said, shouting at Shadow.

Shadow walked back to his seat. Starr simply stared at the hedgehog in confusion at the hedgehog for a couple of seconds until Kronic hit the doorbell again and in walked Amy.

"Hey Amy, have you seen the non-Android Shadow recently?" Starr asked as Amy's suggestion appeared below her.

A vampire who gets drunk off of the blood she drinks.

"I can't say that I have…hey, are those new earrings?" Amy asked Starr.

"Huh? How many times ha-HEY!" Starr shouted at Amy, who had lunged to drink Starr's blood when she did that little tick of staring at something you don't understand with your head tilted to one side.

After a couple of seconds, she stumbled off of Starr almost falling to the stage.

"Well that was...huh." Starr said, rubbing her neck as Amy kept randomly shifting her weight from one side to another."Oh, coming!" Starr said as Kronic hit the doorbell.

Starr let in Lyle, whose suggestion appeared below him.

A bloodhound trained to sniff out complete idiots.

"Hey Lyle, how you been?" Starr asked the kitsune, who just looked at her for half a second before starting to walk around the stage, sniffing the air. Starr looked around for half a second herself, at a loss.

"What a depressing party I've managed to throw…still worried about Shadow…"

The hedgehog walked over to Kronic's desk, opening the closet door, quickly pulling it open.

"Kronic! Come out of the closet! Just come out already!" Starr said.

Kronic starred in displeasure as Starr moved to shut the door, only for Lyle to come rushing up and start howling.

"Is Lyle some kind of werefox thing?"

"No!" Kronic said.

"Well then he's...um…" Starr said in thought as Lyle walked up and grabbed her arm, howling. "...He's sniffing for idiots, isn't he?"

"Yep!" Kronic said, buzzing the kitsune out as Starr pried him from her arm.

He went to walked off stage, only for Amy to latch onto him, sucking on his neck.

"Do you mind, Amy?!" Lyle said, looking at the pink hedgehog.

"I'm sorry, but you taste sooo good!" Amy said, slurring her words.

"Wait, wh-OW! BLEEDING!" Lyle said, Amy falling backwards and singing offkey as Lyle clutched at his neck.

"Amy's a...drunk vampire?"

"Yep!" Kronic said, hitting the buzzer to end the game.

"Yay, you got it...medic, help!" Lyle said, groaning.

"Oops, got too invested…" Amy said, spitting in vain to get the coppery taste from her mouth.

"One thousand points to Amy for going the full mile, jeez."

({[...]})

"Man, ain't it a good thing kitsune's are tougher than your average fox?" Lyle said, chuckling.

"I really didn't mean to!" Amy said, slightly upset, "You sure you're okay?"

"Yeah, all healed already." Lyle said, nonchalantly waving his hand.

"Glad to hear it. We can move onto our next game, Newsflash! This is for Lyle, Amy, and Starr! Starr, you're a reporter in the field, and you have to guess the video we're going to play on that green screen behind you with hints from Lyle and Amy. Whenever you're ready." Kronic said.

The performers quickly took their places, Lyle and Amy on stools in the center of the stage and Starr in front of the green screen to the right.

"Promise you won't bite me again, okay?" Lyle said, quietly.

"Aw, but you say you liked it…"

"When did I e-huh? Oh, we interrupt this for a special news bulletin! We move quickly to our correspondent in the field, Starr. Starr, can you hear us?"

"Unfortunately…" Starr muttered.

"What was that?" Amy asked.

"I said yes, I can hear you loud and clear!" Starr said as the green fabric behind her was replaced with the breaking news event, which was old footage of her from the show.

"So, Starr, how did all of this start?" Lyle asked as the recording cut from Starr bursting from a geyser center stage to Starr sending Lyle flying from one of the performer's chairs with a torrent of water.

"From what I've gathered…" Starr started, the footage cutting to Starr holding a prop machete and smiling psychotically, "...this all seems to have spun out of a badly written fanfic!"

Kronic started laughing hard enough that he fell out of his seat, along with almost everyone, even Shadow. The only one who didn't was Lyle, who started sobbing slightly.

"I DON'T WANT TO DROWN!" Lyle shouted through his sobs, falling to the floor and curling into a ball.

"...Footage of me is playing, isn't it?"

"YES IT IS!" Kronic said, gasping for air.

"It's not that funny…"

"THEN WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING?!" Kronic said, before he notice Lyle curled up on the floor. "Except for Lyle, of course. You okay?"

"Is Starr going to drown us?"

"Nah."

"...Then I gues-" Lyle said, starting to get up, only to be launched to the left by a jet of water.

"Just you, friend!" Starr said, smiling.

"1000 points to Starr! We'll be back to find out who the winner is right after this!

Starr guessed super quick...Shadow laughing must have made it obvious, I guess. I had planned to do the whole bit they did on the show but...Colin should have know after the other cast's reactions like Starr did. Or maybe that's just me. I also can't figure out why the world is so harsh to Lyle, first he got bitten then launched offstage.

Anyways, sorry it's been a bit, but tests are done, so we should be back on a (semi-) regular schedule.