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Tokyo Ghoul Characters, Haise and Kaneki are dating, how do you respond?
Arima: ….
Akira: ….
Eto: ….
Furuta: He is dating himself?
Furuta: Okay, guys I think we already broken him. Like broke and never fixed again.
Take Hirako: I don't think so, Kaneki can be broken but he always get through. Just like a cockroach.
Kaneki: Are you seriously, comparing me to a cockroach?
Haise: …
Haise: That's rude Hirako san.
Take Hirako: ….
Take Hirako: Okay, yes clearly Furuta was right, he is broken and can't return back.
Touka: …
Touka: What the even hell Kaneki? What did the ghoul reaper did to you?
Yomo: I knew we could bring him along and don't let him be there.
Hinami: Poor Oni chan!
Ayato: Seriously dude, what the f#ck!
Yamori: …
Yamori: Dude, I may have tortured you, but dating yourself isn't kind of of narcissistic?
Tsukiyama: And then people say I'm a narcissist.
Tsukiyama: But, amore, why, choose him, when both can have me?
Kaneki: No.
Tsukiyama: But amore!
Haise: Look here, you were actually kind of a good person, following me a around and tell me what my real identity is. But, you're really creepy, I'm sorry.
Tsukiyama: …
Tsukiyama: Look who is the creepy here, you're dating your other identity!
Haise: Yes, I am. I don't find that thing creepy.
Kaneki: I know, nobody will understand us!
Touka: Okay, what the hell Haise or Kaneki. Ughhh I need a damn explanation!
Haise: Oh well greetings, beautiful girl!
Touka: Greetings my ass, you know who I am!
Haise: No I don't, but kaneki told me about you, you were pretty supportive to him. I'm glad you where there, to accompany his painful days, even it means kicking his guts out!
Kaneki: Yeah, she was very supportive!
Touka: …
Touka: Okay, that's it, I can deal with this shit anymore.
Touka: I'm out!
Eto: …
Eto: Yeah, I can dig this!
Eto: The one eyed King and his pre phase investigator are dating. Yes, clearly love has no boundaries. Though, I must say, I'm kinda jealous of Haise. But that doesn't even matter, go on and congratulations!
Haise: Um, thanks?
Nishiki: Okay, who torture him again?
Furuta: I did nothing!
Uta: Me neither. But you know is kind of funny watching him having dates with himself.
Itori: Yes, is fun, but at the same is very depressing.
Banjou: I thought, recreating dates with Rize in my head was king of weird.
Banjou: But know that I now, that Kaneki is dating himself and then put wigs into himself to talk, that's just plain weird!
Ayato: I feel you, I never thought I will see this weirdness in my entire life.
Arima: ….
Arima: Okay, I think I take responsibility for this. I know, that I put you into in cochlea and make you forget about your old self and then recreate your new identity. But now, that I was gone I thought you were kind of fixed. So, what happen?
Arima looks to Take Hirako
Hirako: …
Hirako. Okay, don't blame me for this. I just picked him up and went to the plan to rescue his friends, I didn't do anything.
Arima: Okay, but why is he dating himself?
Take Hirako: Why are you asking me? Ask him yourself, Commander!
Arima: Kaneki, what happen?
Akira: Yes, Haise what happen?
Haise: Nothing is wrong, Mama.
Akira: …
Akira: I mean, not you, I mean the other one.
Haise: Are you talking about my ex squad?
Akira: No, I mean, I mean, why are you dating yourself?
Haise : ….
Kaneki: Haise, was the only one who could understand me.
Hide: ….
Hide: What about me, I'm your buddy!
Kaneki: Yeah, but. He lived the life I always yearn of, and that king of excited me. I wanted to feel love of someone who didn't lose anything and had his parents alive. And he is very kind and supportive, I love his jokes.
Haise: My jokes are the best.
Hide: I could make jokes too! You know!
Kaneki: Hide, you're my best friend, I will never look at you as in another term.
Hide: Well, f&ck!
Amon: ….
Amon: I thought what we was special. I mean, not that particularly we had a relationship before. But if you wanted a guy who leave his humans days, loving persons and had his human world right. I thought that was me. Because, I lived the human and now I'm currently living the ghoul life. So I thought maybe I had a chance!
Kaneki: I could consider that fact, but when I met with Arima san, I couldn't let Haise die so easily! He is just to precious!
Haise: Aw! Thanks Kaneki Kun, you're precious too!
Kaneki: No you're the precious one here!
Shirazu: I think everything has become weirder since I left!
Mutsuki: It has, and I thought I was the one who changed dramatically.
Kukie: No shit, knowing that your previous leader is banging himself is just so weird.
Saiko: I wonder how he makes out with himself.
Quinx: ….
Saiko: What?
Saiko: Oh come on people, don't tell me you never thought about it. If this is an announcement we should let our imaginations flow, you know!
The mysteries of being a fictional character
Well whatever I hope you had like it!
-AleCastro (*_*)/