At this current moment
in time, I'm watching Caillou
How special am I?
For all of you
who don't know what Caillou is, it's a cartoon that is CANADIAN. My
cousin's friend used to do the voice of Caillou, but then she died in
a car accident...
OH!
French learning time
Caillou means rock or pebble
I know this just might
be me,
But I have some misheard JONAS BROTHERS LYRICS
I took a shit to the
year 3000
the sun had gone mouldy-platinum
am I the only one who heard that?
--
Emile sat on his bed with his phone in hand. He looked at the clock and grinned.
"3... 2...1" Suddenly, his phone rang. "Hello?" He asked as he answered it.
"YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!" He heard Mitchie yell.
"Why, hello to you too, beautiful. I was wondering when you would call. I was getting insanely lonely without hearing your voice every day." Emile said monotonically.
"Why the HELL did you post that video of us? You could have ruined my relationship with-"
"Nanananannanaa" Emile said in a high pitched voice. "Just shut up for once in your life and listen to yourself. Mitch, you brought this upon yourself. You should have made sure that my camera was off when you gave me my 'birthday present', you should have suggested we do it at your house, you should have just stayed with me!" Emile exclaimed angrily.
"This is one of the reasons I broke up with you! If something doesn't go your way, you try to manipulate the situation so that everything goes in your favor!" Mitchie exclaimed.
"What do you mean one of the reasons?" Emile asked. He heard a male voice in the background.
"I've got to go." Mitchie said quickly. He then heard her giggle, and then he heard the dial-tone. Emile chucked his phone at the door, and it shattered into a million pieces. Getting her back was going to be harder than he thought.
--
"SHANE! THAT TICKLES!" Mitchie screeched as Shane massaged her foot. Shane pulled his hands away and put them up in defense.
"Sorry!" He exclaimed. Mitchie smiled and leaned forward.
"Appology accepted." Mitchie said. Shane grinned and leaned forward as well, pushing his lips to hers lightly.
"So, what did Emile say?" Shane asked.
"He's basically trying to get me back. That's what he hinted at." Mitchie groaned and leaned into the chair.
"And how does that make you feel?" Shane asked calmly. Mitchie grabbed the couch pillow and chucked it at him.
"I don't need you going all shrinky dink on me." Mitchie said.
"Well, what do you need?" Shane asked.
"A damn good foot massage."
--
"What do you think is wrong with Mitchie?" Nate asked as he and Caitlyn walked past the lake. Caitlyn shrugged.
"I really don't know. It must be really bad if she doesn't want to show us." Caitlyn said quietly. Nate put his arm around her shoulder.
"Listen, she'll tell you when she's ready." Nate said reassuringly. Caitlyn put her head on his shouler.
"I sure hope so."
--
"Going
on a lion hunt, Oh, Oh. Going on a lion hunt, Oh,
Oh. Going on a lion hunt, Oh,
Oh. Going on a lion hunt, Oh, Oh. It's dark in here. Run
out of the cave! Let's
catch butterflies next time."
Gonna catch a big one.
I'm not scared.
Look
at all the flowers.
Nice day.
Tall tree
ahead.
Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Might as well go
round it.
Gonna catch a big one.
I'm
not scared.
Look at all the flowers.
Nice day.
Pond ahead.
Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Better
swim around it.
Gonna catch a big
one.
I'm not scared.
Look at all the flowers.
Nice day.
Tall grass ahead.
Can't go over it.
Can't go under
it.
Best we crawl through it.
Gonna
catch a big one.
I'm not scared.
Look at all the flowers.
Nice
day.
Cave ahead.
Can't go over it.
Can't go
under it.
Guess we have to into it.
I
see two shining lights.
I feel something furry.
I feel a
c-c-c-cold nose.
I feel s-s-s-sharp teeth.
It's a lion!!
Crawl through the grass!
Swim across the
pond!
Run around the tree!
Run into the house!
Close the
door!
Run up the front stairs!
Crawl under mom's bed!
"OW!" Sadie yelled. Jason stared at her, still on top of her arm. "I said: OW!" Sadie repeated. Jason still kept staring at her. Finally, she just decided to pull her arm out from under him. She yanked and yanked and then finally, she got her arm free.
"You know, if you'd have used your words, I would have done it myself." Jason said. Sadie bit her lip.
"Can you give me an example of 'using your words'?" Sadie asked. Jason smiled.
"Can you..." Jason trailed off. Sadie moved closer.
"Yeah?" Sadie asked. Jason coughed.
"Can you, uhm, get your knee off my crotch? It's umcomfortable." Jason said quietly. Sadie blushed and moved her legs, yet still maintaining the same amount of distance between them.
"Sorry... do you think you can give me another example?" Sadie asked. Jason nodded.
"Can I kiss you?" Jason asked. Sadie nodded.
"Gladly." And with that, Jason closed the distance between them.
--
"Now Ella, I want you to go jog around the camp for about 45 minutes, and then you can come back, and we'll keep practicing." Tess ordered. Ella nodded and ran out the door. About a minute after she left, Tess grabbed her sewing kit out of her bag, and then went into Ella's drawers and closet.
"If you want someone to be thin, you have to take it into your own hands." Tess said to herself, and she began taking Ella's clothes in. Suddenly, Tess's phone rang, and she stabbed herself with the needle.
"Fuck!" Tess yelled. She pulled the needle out of her hand and went to look for her phone, finding it under her matress.
"Hello? OH! Hi daddy! You're coming up to camp this week? That's great! Love you!" Tess said, and then she hung up her phone and went back to work.
--
So,
I love my reviewers and my reviewers love me, right?
If you love
me, you'll review every chapter that you haven't reviewed to make me
happy happy happy!
And maybe, just maybe, Kevin Jonas will come
along and be like 'WATCHA!'
Just maybe
but
let me tell you kids
what my mom told me…
when
you love Joe
take it slow
don't let him rape your
bussy-hole
cause if he's not wrapped
you're ass is trapped
and
you'll end up with the clap
CLAP
gonorrhea
Haha... Perez Hilton would be shaking his head at me right now for using Joe's name and his song in vain...
ah well
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!