AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY

What, you don't want to be at home for the 4th of July?

SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX.

Well, it's not over just yet, so she continued updating it.

Sadly.

fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

Why is Raven still here?

I would have ran if I were her.

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DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Yeah, LOL, right.

What's funny about a pov change?

Nothing.

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot.

No. She's not.

"Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"

How would that' work? He'd have no memories of her at all.

"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata," said Vampire.

Another obvious point that Ebony is Tara.

"Why would u need it?"

Because no one with a sane mind would ever date Enoby?

Because he'd need to forget the horrible experience as soon as Tara ended the story?

"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.

It would slow it down, not make it go faster.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep.

No they aren't scary.

BRITNEY! You're back! You're the hero remember? KILL EBONY!

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.

Seriously, what did Britney ever do to them?

Nothing, Ebony and co are just a bunch of fucking bullies.

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."

Is she the addict or no? I still don't know if there are two separate professors or she just mixes up their names, a lot.

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh my Enkindlers! It's Riddle, not Rid!

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

Why is he here? Just for clothes? Oh God just stop.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

Satanism =/= Goth. They are not the same thing.

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.

What's different between a hug and a gothic hug?

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

"I've gone on vacation to get the fuck away from this nut house. Bye."

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now.

Good for her.

Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

I have no problems with this.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Because they have the authority

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111

...why is there a car in there?

I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire.

Wait, wait, wait! When did it go to Ebonys POV?

Don't know, just roll with it.

Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Slutborn's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Slutgorn!11

KILL HER PROFESSOR!

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

Wow, way to not get in trouble, yelling at the teacher.

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.

He'll have to be blind not to see it.

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"

Is Ebony a whore?

You decide!

"Oh he's cumming." said Serious.

Hehe

"BTW u can kall me Hades now."

Wait who said that?

I don't know? But they better not mess up the name Hades! Hades was an awesome god!

Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.

STALKER ALERT!